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I don't like to air people's dirty laundry but Kapri Styles is addicted to wearing sperm on her face. This is disgusting and I am calling for her family and friends to hold an immediate intervention before it's too late. Shame on you www.covermyface.com. Shame!

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Thank you Brandon! Kapri Styles fuckin Rocks!
She's so fucking sexy with all that cum on her pretty face!

Best Black PW out their today!

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She's a good actress, too!

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I was the shooter, meaning I shot camera. Sorta like the way you shoot your mouth off. The difference is that I think before I shoot. You....not so much.

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I was the shooter, meaning I shot camera. Sorta like the way you shoot your mouth off. The difference is that I think before I shoot. You....not so much.

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I was the shooter, meaning I shot camera. Sorta like the way you shoot your mouth off. The difference is that I think before I shoot. You....not so much.

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<snip> Now don't get mad because you've had to pay for every piece of ass you've ever fucked.

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I wouldn't assume that's a bad thing were it true, given he's had the privelege of his power-squid being dirtied by the drainpipes of girls like canadian-born Pamela French (pictured). Such experiences transcend the few green pieces of paper placed into the PW's little hands afterward: they are priceless.

Anyone with a contract-whore (aka "wife") pays for equivalent privilege tenfold, and even then you're "eating the same dinner every night." Girlfriends, same deal (inevitably want help with rent/car/utilities) except if you send a G/F packing, at least the state government doesn't intervene to award her "exciting parting gifts of cash and prizes" like an episode of The Price Is Right. Yet somehow these scenarios are considered more dignified forms of payment. In any case, no free lunch.

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"I am as much a money manager as a pornographer. I get paid to receive fellatio from a variety of women."

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Money Manager (noun) 1. He to whom women are magnetically drawn, like goldfish racing to the surface at feeding time.

I think this calls for a name change.

Alek James Heydell -> Brandon Iron -> Whorin Buffet (tm)

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Shooosh. You're oozing midget Cum from every orifice.

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Shooosh. You're oozing midget Cum from every orifice.

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All I'm saying is that midgets tend to be a mans fetish not a womans.

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And all I'm saying is that you need to focus your attention on the ladies....and not the laddies.

This is a lady:


And this is a laddy:

Get it straight even though no one can do the same for you.

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And this is a laddy:

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Goog god is that you as a child, no wonder you're insecure. Did I strike a nerve with the smartt mention? When you go to Brazil does he take you tranny hopping? Nothing says male bonding like dropping a load in the same he-shes mouth.

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Nothing says male bonding like dropping a load in the same he-shes mouth.

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And nothing would suit have2shitty better then brushing his own teeth with that he-she cum and chasing it down with some of Smartt's homemade mouthwash

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What I do have is the knowledge that I will continue to get as many blowjobs as I can pay for.

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What I do have is the knowledge that I will continue to get as many blowjobs as I can pay for.

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Christ this is still going on? :roll eyes:

Speaking of Anita Blonde, I had a little crush on her partner-in-crime Anita Dark back at the time.

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(Me speaking in a McCain-type of voice at the next Town Hall XXX Meeting): My friends, we've got many problems. The economy is tanking. Women are now entering MMA fights...I'm looking at you, Gina Carano. Single men such as myself are receiving the best blowjobs that money can buy. Yet we still have this nagging doubt, this lack of confidence in our pornographic leaders. Listen, friends, I've been a maverick ever since shooting a load on Ashley Nicole's face in BONFIRE OF THE PANTIES back in 1991. I have the experience. When that phone call comes at 3am from a drunken whore looking to earn a few bucks, I won't require any on-the-job training. America can trust me to do the right thing.

People are worried about losing their homes. I know how to fix this. My plan calls for immediate action. Any attractive woman 18-25 who swallows will be allowed to stay in my home. That's not rocket science, that's good economic policy.

Now, I don't like to speak badly about my opponent but let's get to know have2cit. He has ties with many radical groups such as NOW (National Organization for Women). He donates every year to Breast Cancer Awareness. He refuses to admit that emergency shelters, or "newly-single bars" as I call them, are ideal recruiting places.

So, America (especially the ladies), you can get with this (points finger at self) or you can get with that one. Do the right thing on Erection Day and vote in a man with experience. We're not even sure have2shit can get it up. I, on the other hand, know how to organize communitites of young women. Usually, I organize them from shortest to tallest on their knees.

I know how to reach across the aisle and tickle the fancies of the Obama Mamas as well as the McCainiacs. I've also reached under tables and played footsie, too. Folks, when it comes to receiving blowjobs, there are not many places I won't reach out to.

On November 4th, vote for a maverick, not someone who still drives one.