Wait, I cant find "Sperm Burpers" anywhere, let alone volumes 1-5
Did you just make up that title?
You forgot "Dirt pipe Milkshakes", and also I found "Cum Fart Creampies 1 and 2"
I surrendered to this bullshit a while ago...as many know, my rants against cumfarts are all over the XPT archive. But I finally relented, and now cumfarts are a healthy part of my Jerk Off regimen in between visits with whores. I have not actually progressed (more like "sank") to where i have yet to ask, and pay, a whore to allow me the honor of ejaculating my fluids intended for reporduction inside her bunghole, and then watching transfixed as she pushes it back out onto my hardwood floor. I am saving this event for when i meet that certain special whore, that certain "Miss (be)Right(over)" who I connect with on that level of abject perversion and moral bankruptcy. I am already compiling a mental list of candidates though...
Anyway, for those of you who wish to watch such amazing spectacles of the Human Race in all its glory, watch Cumfart Coctails 1-6, and do it on HOT MOVIES.com through Gia Jordan's website. I find now, watching my online porn though Gia's website, that it is almost as if Gia herself has presented the title for my enjoyment, and it adds a vicarious dimension to the whole experience and resulting
What's next? Barbara Streisand's sex tape: Brolin In My Colon. 
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