Thomas Zupko Boots Me From His Set
by D.U.C. (send email to D.U.C.)

On the first day of the movie, Saturday (7/28/03), the shoot ran from 8AM to midnight.

Franz, an opera singer, did a scene where he was covered with live rats.

I arrive on Thomas Zupko's set Sunday 8:45AM and run into Franz, a heterosexual opera singer, and Katja Kassin, a 5'3" meaty girl from Germany who's getting paid $1000 in cash. She's represented by Mark Spiegler.

Katja, 23 years old, began her porn career in March in the LA. She returned seven weeks ago. She's appeared in about 15 films. She didn't want to do porn in Europe because they treat the women so bad.

She's three years into her program in Germany literature and Political Science at a German university.

Papillon, the production manager/caterer/costumer/performer, is nowhere in sight. She doesn't show until 10:15AM. She will earn $1500 for her labors on the shoot.

The owner and operator of the camera will make the most money - $1800.

Marianne aka Kelly Nichols arrived shortly after 8AM.

I hear that Franz, who's making his first appearance in a porn film, was laid on set by a young woman (Vivica Vengeance, roommate of porn star Allura Bond) yesterday. Their sex took place in a room you have to cross through to get to the bathroom, so a lot of people got to see what was going on.

Vivica heard Franz sing, and was so impressed, she shared the greatest intimacy two human beings can have.

I've always gotten along with Thomas Zupko. I've never seen any of his movies because I don't like to watch porn movies, particularly not the gross kind he makes. This is my first time on his set.

Thomas warns everybody that everything they say to me will show up on the Internet.

DUC: "Have you ever been a heroin addict?"

Thomas: "No. My only addiction is Bud Light."

DUC: "How many Bud Lights did you have yesterday?"

Tom: "Not that many."

DUC: "How many is that?"

Tom: "I'm not going to say that to you. Four or five.

"Everything I've ever done creatively [has been under the influence of alcohol]. As William Faulkner said when asked what it takes to be a good writer - 'pen, paper, tobacco and whiskey.'

"You have a drink and you're opened up. The intimidation is gone. The fear is taken away and you're ready to tap into your imagination."

Marianne: "You're the Hemingway of porn."

Zupko says he's going to quit drinking in a couple of weeks and that Papillon, his production manager, has encouraged him to cut down.

For the AVN Awards, Zupko plans to be down to 160 pounds (a loss of about 40 pounds from his current weight).

Tom laughs: "He's put the most unflattering pictures of me up on the Internet."

DUC: "Everyone says that."

Marianne, the make-up artist: "[Tom] wants to be the Rob Zombie of porn."

DUC: "Who's Rob Zombie?"

Zombie is a cult hero, rockn'roll gore, edgy appearance.

Tom says he has only one tattoo but he plans to get two on his arm - one of Dostoevsky and a shot of a bleeeding Christ.

Zupko says he identifies with the protagonist of the Fyodor Dostoevsky novel The Idiot. "He was this brilliant good-hearted person who cared but when he came back [from the institution) into society, he reverted back to being a child and was put back in the institution.

"I went through a period with my former company [Extreme Associates] where it was mandated that you put people down. I don't believe in that any more. I believe that we are all in this business together. There are so many forces fighting against us on every level that we have to unite. That's one of the reasons I left [Extreme]. I don't believe in alienating yourself from this business. We're all in this together."

Marianne: "People love pornography. They hate themselves for loving pornography."

Tom: "I don't need the promise of Heaven or the threat of Hell to be good person."

DUC: "So you believe in goodness. How is goodness objectively defined or is it all just personal opinion?"

I provoke Zupko about God and he goes on a long angry rant about how there is no God because little children suffer. Then he leaves the room.

Later, he pulls me aside. "I have to say something for the record. The most beautiful human being I've met in my life is Papillon. She has made me quit drinking for good."

Zupko tells Papillon that the only person who can drink on the set is Scott Fayner.

The dry set is for the benefit of setgo.com readers.

Zupko and Franz say they considered shooting a needle penetrating the skin for the movie but after asking AIM, which consulted its board of directors, they abided by its recommendation of no.

DUC: "Were any of the five movies seized from Extreme directed by you?"

Zupko shakes his head: "There we go. There we go. Yes. One - Ass Clowns 3. The director's cut. I had Brian Surewood on a cross having his dick sucked by a fallen angel. It was about the hypocrisy of religion and all that.

"[DUC] is always digging. He's the devil. He seems so nice and sweet, with a sweet smile, that's just applying the bait.

"I believe in what I do. I'm not going to back down."

I chat with articulate boom operator Axel Hose, who performed in porn for two years because his fiance Allyson Embers talked him into it. Most of the time he now works behind the scenes in mainstream entertainment like Court TV shows.

Axel: "Allyson wanted to be a porn star, and once she became one, I couldn't let her be one by herself. It started off, 'I'm only going to do girl-girl.' To, 'I'm only going to do boy-girl with my fiance.' And the first job she did was a DP with MickeyG and some big black guy with a dick the size of a salami.

"It was about the money. Girl-girl pays $300. Boy-girl pays about $800. DPs were about $1500-$2500. So all of a sudden I had to throw myself in as a performer to fill [one of those holes]. She did 160 movies in two years. I did 42 in two years.

"I'm a kinky nasty dirty person. I like bondage. We went to swing clubs.

"One of the reasons we quit [porn] was because we couldn't take the drugs, the alcohol abuse... This industry is hard on the girls. It eats the girl's soul.

"I've had a charmed life sexually. I've been to a lot of orgies and things. Without the drugs, without the alcohol and without the cameras aimed at your dick, the sex takes a bizarre turn. I expect that type of excitement at home and it took a year to get weaned from that whacky sex.

"I was hardcore addicted to methamphetamine, alcohol, and that lifestyle.

"We did Sex Survivor 2000 and made $14,000 cash plus some lumps. We took that money and bought stupid furniture, a fountain for our front room. She made over $100,000 the first year. We took that money and snorted it, pissed it away, bought stupid cars... It's all gone. We have nothing left.

"We were so high, so cranked up on the business and working all the time... We went to AVN [Awards]. Walked the red carpet. Thousands of people taking pictures of you. You forget. You think you are somebody."

DUC: "Do you find the industry socially isolating?"

Axel: "Yes. I went back to mainstream and someone found out I was a porn star. I touched something on the crafts service table and they wouldn't touch the food after I did. Being a porn star is like being the scourge of the universe. I'm 47 years old, so I don't care. If I were younger, it would kill me."

DUC: "I talked to this porn star Stevi and she said she didn't have one friend. She said she didn't want to be friends with anyone in the porn industry and she didn't want to be friends with anyone in the mainstream."

Axel: "My wife and I have no friends. No social life. We have dogs, cats and rats. I can't have a social life. The moment people find out I was a porn star, they're fascinated for a few minutes and then they want nothing to do with me."

DUC: "There's no escape and no redemption from the taint of porn."

This shakes Franz up. He says, "I'm glad I'm just doing extra work."

DUC: "It will be interesting to see what happens to you as a consequence of doing this."

Franz: "Look at the mainstream stars who've done porn. Rob Lowe with that young girl. R. Kelley caught with that 13-year old girl. It killed their careers. Look at Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee. It ruins them for a long time if not forever.

"I figure that being a junkie in a film like this is not that bad."

Zupko has Franz crawl in the dumpster and crawl around.

Now he wants Franzo to puke.

I grab my tape recorder and camera to record Tom's directions.

Tom: "Talk about puking in dumpsters, and [DUC's] camera comes out."

It's true. I have no interest in the ordinary goings-on on a porn set. I want to capture human drama. I have no interest in rating the heat of sex scenes.

Zupko exults after Franz pukes for a second time. He claps his hands and chuckles. He delights in degradation, in wallowing in the gutter, in the most depraved tendencies.

Tom: "After all the great sex, [DUC] will put up in a headline, 'Zupko has someone puke. This is what is wrong with pornography.'"

DUC: "That's the most powerful puke I've ever seen."

Tom to Franz: "I want you to crawl around in the dumpster, in the garbage..."

Franz protests: "There's broken glass in here."

I repeat his words into my tape recorder and Zupko erupts with bitter laughter. "Don't you do that. Puke and broken glass..."

I go up to the dumpster to capture a picture of the broken glass but my floppy disc is full and I must walk upstairs to get a new one.

After I do so, Papillon (relaying orders from Zupko) tells me that if I photograph the broken glass, I will be asked to leave the set.

Half an hour later, I sit upstairs in the make-up room. Zupko walks in and is about to give me a friendly pat on the leg, when I jump. My body expected him to punch me. Perhaps I suffer from paranoia?

Tom Zupko is an auteur director, the author of his films. His detractors on set say he's on a power trip. His supporter, who are many, says he's a brilliant artist and they feel privileged to work for him.

Most porn directors are low key and have a 'We're all in this together. Let's pull together so we can go home early," approach. Zupko is a perfectionist who demands many takes. Some say he is happiest in life when he is directing and he wants to stretch out this pleasurable experience.

Allura Bond, Zupko's roommate, is two hours late for her scene. His other roommate is Slain Wayne. Tom used to live with David Aaron Clark, who now lives with Brian Surewood.

Papillon and Zupko clash at times because they both have strong views. Papillon once dated a heroin addicted rocker James Lin Strait from the band Snot. Lyn died in 1998. He also dated Daisy Chain.

Papillon believes she knows a lot about heroin. She's smoked it. She thinks the way Zupko shot the use of heroin yesterday was unrealistic.

Zupko goes to the refrigerator.

Crew member: "Are you having a beer?"

Tom: "No. I'm not drinking anymore."

Papillon tells me: "We are putting on our best wardrobe for you today."

A woman on set asks for cigarettes. A man comes back with a pack of Newports. She doesn't want them. She says, 'Newports are for black people. I like Benson and Hedges.'"

David Aaron Clark has a great deal at Video Team, which has bought him expensive editing equipment. He's finishing editing Asian Noir 3. In the fall, he will shoot an Asian girl pop group show.

Pete Pistol, a recent college graduate, former PR guy for Sineplex and independent Internet guy, does a BJ scene with his ex-girlfriend Vivica Vengeance (her first movie scene) in the alley on top of Franz. Yesterday, Vivica did Franz for free on the couch because she liked his singing.

Pete and Vivica broke up in February, in part because Vivica wanted to become a porn star.

Franz: "Let's go. I'm having cold feet about people having sex on top of me. It's not what I signed up for. I don't mind being a junkie."

Franz freaks out five minutes into the scene and rolls away and jumps up. He couldn't take it any more. He never expected to lie beneath sex. He only came here to sing and do a few background scenes.

Franz: "I wasn't told about this. You said I'd play a junkie and sing and a dance sequence but I did not know anything about this."

Pistol Pete drugs Franz out of the scene and the couple resume their action. The dog Buddy walks back and forth across the scene.

I chat with Tom Zupko.

DUC: "Have you ever done scenes?"

Tom: "When I was 160 pounds, in 1991, I used to manage a strip club in Las Vegas for Ray Pistol. I did an amateur scene. It was the worst experience of my life."

Crew member: "Did they put you in a trash can?"

Tom laughs: "No."

He talks about a favorite scene he directed: "Shay Sights on a cross, an umbilical cord coming out of her pussy, attached to the belly buttons of three girls, all three girls getting f---ed in the ass... It was in the desert. The sun was going down. Shay Sights said, 'This is inhumane. I don't care how much money you're paying me.'

"A week later, she called me up in tears. 'This is the most beautiful thing I've ever done in my whole life.'"

Axel Hose, who was there: "Everybody was ready to slit their wrists on the set.

"My fiance was in it. It was one of the last movies she ever did.

"She wanted to kill herself during that shoot. We didn't talk for a week afterwards. But when she saw it, she said, 'That is so great.'

"It's like while you're getting breast augmentation, it hurts, but after you see the results, you say, wow."

The crew ribs Zupko for shooting a softcore version of this movie.

Tom says he wants to shoot a sequel to In Love, Chuck Vincent's namy pamby 1983 porn. "It was one of the most beautiful... It's a love story. Any one who watches it cries. That's going to be my next movie. A beautiful sweet..."

DUC: "Have you mellowed?"

I turn to Vivica: "Did that scene bring back your romantic feelings for your ex-boyfriend?"

Vivica: "At least he knows how to face-f---. I taught him that much."

DUC: "Did it touch your heart to share such intimacy with him again?"

Vivica: "He's my best friend but I'm not in love with him."

DUC: "Do you blow him off camera?"

Vivica: "Sometimes. If he's nice. If he's deserving."

Pistol Pete says he's abandoned drinking and smoking weed. He smokes cigarettes like a chimney.

I chat upstairs with a shaking Franz.

Franz, who will earn $400 for his labors: "I just can't do that. You have to be a special kind of person to do that. I'll chalk it up to experience. It's not an industry that I want to be in. He said I could get money for singing. Then he said, 'I've got some extra money if you will do some extra work.' It was the lure of the money.

"You do your gig for the money. You look through the trash for the money just like I looked through the trash for the money.

"I'm modest. I'm moral. When they were doing that that close, I had to go."

DUC: "How would your friends react to this movie?"

Franz: "My engineering friends would have no problem with it. My opera friends would be appalled. I'm realizing who I am. I am more like my opera friends. I am more traditional."

I chat with Vivica, 22-years old and has had between 30-35 lovers. "Why would you want to get into this industry?"

Vivica: "Because I love sex."

DUC: "Then get a boyfriend and have sex."

Vivica: "This way, you can have sex with a good amount of people, choose who you work with, they're all tested, and you don't have too many people acting too dramatic. There's less drama with the sex. It's an easy way to have sex and not have too many complications."

DUC: "Don't you realize that by doing this, you are socially ostracizing yourself for the rest of your life?"

Vivica: "I don't believe that. I'm already a forensic anthropology major. I've already taken an internship at the LA Coroners doing autopsies. I'm already very well educated. I graduated valedictorian from high school. If people don't hire me, that will be their loss."

DUC: "Do you prefer to have sex with live bodies or dead bodies?"

Vivica: "Live bodies. Are you joking?"

DUC: "What about animals?"

Vivica: "No. It doesn't seem right. Animals can't tell me directly if that is an ok thing or not. Plus it is illegal."

Pistol Pete: "I hope so. That's sick. Why are we talking about bestiality? I need context here."

Vivica: "We were talking about having sex with dead bodies..."

DUC: "Do you support the state of Israel?"

Vivica: "I support the state of everything. Do I support George Bush? No."

DUC: "Do you support gay marriage?"

Vivica: "Yes, I was raised by loving gay men and women."

DUC: "When did you lose your virginity?"

Vivica: "I was thirteen and I lost my virginity to two girls who were living with me. They were not family members."

1PM: Ren Savant and Bryn Pryor arrive on set. Ren edited Bryn's mainstream movie Poker. Bryn then pushed for Ren's Seven Deadly Sins Vivid movie to clean up at the AVN Awards, which it did. The movie was written by AVN staffer Rebecca Gray.

Bryn was managing editor of AVN. Prone to screaming fits and displays of temper, he alienated many staffers and porn companies. In the year 2000, he was convicted of dealing in stolen property and served prison time. He also picked up trash along the side of freeways with other prisoners.

The dog Buddy runs outside, across the street and takes a leak. A black man yells at me, "You better watch out. You're in the hood."

I run across the street, grab the dog, and bring him back inside, closing the door.

DUC to Papillon: "Who do you know high up in the biker world?"

Papillon: "I can't talk about that. I wouldn't say Hells Angels. Let's just say that my daughter's father came from South Carolina. He's in a rock band. And he rolls with people from Venice and all over Southern California. He told me that if I ever needed anything, just to give certain people a call. But if I make that call, I have to take responsibility for what happens to the person I call against. It's horrible."

DUC: "Have you ever made that call?"

Papillon: "Close. Someone was screwing with my older brother. Michelle happened to be black. I didn't realize that when I was telling my daughter's father about it, that his friends despise anyone not white, no matter how intelligent you were. So I had no clue that what I was telling my daughter's father was getting back to them. And Michelle almost got hurt over it. He lost his job because of this bitch. He has seven kids. I don't know exactly what went down. She didn't get hurt but she was close to it.

"When I get upset, certain people freak and they want to beat up everybody who causes me problems.

"Everyone is scared in the industry because I talk all the time that I am going to tell you something. 'Oh yeah, you'll call your friend [DUC] and I'm sure I will be reading about it.'

"I don't care. I see it this way: Don't piss me off and I won't tell him what happened. I will do it in a coy way. I won't put my name on it. People are scared of you [DUC] for some reason. I think you are a great guy."

Jade Blue, who was in David Aaron Clark's original Asianatrix, has a scandalous naked leather sex scene for The Damnation of Faust at the San Francisco Opera. People walked out on it because they were so offended.

Jade is doing single-armed handstands and performing contortions in the circus.

Tom Zupko walks over: "[DUC] reports on the hypocrisy of porn. One day I want to do the opposite, and report on the hypocrisy of religion."

Papillon yells at Tom to get away. She doesn't like to hear his anti-religious views.

DUC: "Zupko has a religion-complex. All his movies have religious [blasphemous] themes. He's fighting with God."

Papillon: "I took this test they give to mass murderers and I scored like a mass murderer."

1:45PM. AVN's chubby middle-aged assistant editor Heidi Pike-Johnson arrives on set. She's introduced to me. She clearly has no time for me. I don't bother to extend my hand. She avoids me.

2PM: Papillon asks me not to take any photos of Heidi. I agree.

2:15PM: Papillon asks me not to talk to Heidi. I have not and I do not plan to.

2:30PM: Papillon says I need to leave the set at Zupko's request. About ten members of the porno press are due to arrive soon and these tender souls will feel uncomfortable at my presence.

Scott Fayner and Allura Bond don't show up Sunday.

Pay scale on the movie:

Avy Scott - $1200
Dennis M. - $400
Allura Bond - $400
Spiegler's girls - $100-$200.
Katja - $1000 cash.
Tony Tedeschi - $500
Satine Diamond - $1000
Valentino - $500.
Ashley Blue - $1000.
MickeyG - $400.

9:22PM. Production manager Papillon calls and leaves me this message: "I haven't turned on the computer yet but I heard about the article you wrote and about how much money everyone makes... The offer of coming to the set tomorrow no longer stands."

What's The Story With AVN's Heidi Pike-Johnson?
by D.U.C. (send email to D.U.C.)

1:45PM. AVN's chubby middle-aged married assistant editor Heidi Pike-Johnson arrives on set. She's introduced to me. She clearly has no time for me. I don't bother to extend my hand because she clearly hates me.

2PM: Papillon asks me not to take any photos of Heidi. I agree.

2:15PM: Papillon asks me not to talk to Heidi. I have not and I did not plan to. It's the first time I've been asked on a set not to talk to someone, let alone not to talk to a fellow journalist. She must be a fragile soul.

2:30PM: Papillon says I need to leave the set at Zupko's request. About ten members of the porno press are due to arrive soon and these tender souls will feel uncomfortable at my presence.

Monday I sent out some emails and made some phone calls to get the scoop on Heidi Pike-Johnson.

Publicist Jason Sechrest writes: "Heidi Pike-Johnson is one of the few people over at AVN who I consider to be totally trustworthy and abound with integrity, not to mention so fucking talented as a staff writer and the creator of AVNInsider.com. She is one of the few people I know who actually respects our industry enough to take real pride in her work. She cares about what she puts out there and it shows. I don't know why I'm even defending this. Her work should speak volumes for itself. She is one of AVN's most valuable players."

An AVN source tells me: "She's the devil. She must have photos of Paul Fishbein with a dog or something [to explain why she's still employed at AVN].

"She used to work for Buttman magazine and the story I heard is that Evil Angel owner John Stagliano begged Paul to take her off his hands.

"Almost everyone at AVN hates working with her, particularly the AVN Online team. She'd steal stories from AVN Online to put on AVN.com (when the sites were separated). She would add errors. She would complain to managing editor Mikey Ramone if someone were talking too loud while she was trying to review a film. If you look at her the wrong way, she will go to someone and complain. She's a general pain in the ass.

"She'd complain about Rebecca Gray talking too loud. Heidi couldn't watch her porn and concentrate if Rebecca talked loudly.

"Paul would say, 'It's a newsroom. There should be people talking in a newsroom. It's not a library.'

"Rebecca Gray is fun and smart. She's another person at AVN, like Tod Hunter, who could do better than working in porn.

"Heidi's a bad writer. She adds errors into stories. She's an unpleasant person. You were generous when you called her chubby because she's enormous. She's not a happy person.

"She's basically a porn fan. She's a Mark Kernes-style industry loyalist. She's a porn groupie. She's a lifer. She worships Jenna Jameson. She did a Jenna story for Ton magazine."

DUC: "She was sending the poor production manager over to me every few minutes to keep me away from her."

AVN Source: "For whatever reason, Mikey Ramone protects her.

"She's always goading those she works with.

"A few people who worked for her quit. She may be the reason Gram Ponante left. I think he's going out with Rebecca Gray?

"When Suzie Erhlich left, Heidi wanted her office. Heidi thought she was at that level in the company, which everyone thought was funny.

"Heidi was supposed to be the website administrator for AVN.com. She turned the title into being managing editor of avn.com. She moved over to be associate editor of AVN magazine for a while but that did not work out.

"Heidi sends out long-winded accusatory emails, complaining about people for the most inane reasons (i.e., he spoke to me inappropriately). She likes to stir things up. She'd run to Mikey Ramone at the slightest provocation.

That's some bullshit. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/punchingbag.gif" alt="" /> Heidi is really cool.Anyone who doesn't like her is one dumb asshole. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/moon.gif" alt="" />

Note the hypocrisy of the highlighted portion.

Avy Scott - $1,200 per movie?
Fucking hell, if I knew she was raking in that much dough, I would have asked her to marry me! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

Fuck whatever piece of shit asshole said this quote. All you fucks out there who think that some of us work in porn cuz we couldn't do something better are fucking cunts. We work in porn cuz it's where we want to be. I packed my shit up after college and moved to San Pornando to be in the jizz bizz cuz it's what I love.

There is nothing better than porn, don't lie to yourself. Be proud of what you do, and do a good job.

Tony Malice
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Totally agree, Tony, I packed in my shit-hole job to work in porn. Best business in the world. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smokin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Regards, Rump. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

I'm feeling the love from Malice. I couldnt have said it better myself but of course I did indeed try to get that point across to all the vagrants out there. Fuck college! What I'm doing on the side of porn I didn't need college for and doing well. College isn't for everyone. Being a doctor isn't for everyone. Being an investor making tons of money without extreme hard work is not for everyone. We all servea purpose and to be a whore for the world to watch does my life justice for myself and those who enjoy watching.

Come to think of it I dont think I'd be able to do much with both of my majors unless I went further into college other than getting a BA. Which means more waste of time nad money. Fah-geh-it! gayyyyyyyyyy!

" I dont need the promise of heaven or the threat of Hell to be a good person."

Beautiful words spoken in truth... in my eyes at least. It makes sense. Logical anyhow. No unexplained bullshit. Oooooooooo gives me chills, i love it!

Doctors and lawyers and financial advisors are the biggest leeches in the world. If it wasn't for the mayhem, cash, and diseased genitals created by porno they'd be eating cum burritos to pay the rent, too.

Gen, you keep letting gangs of black guys fuck your ass, mouth, and cunt, and by God, I'll keep jacking off to it. Hallelujah!

Malice
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oh baby!

I'm so hyped up today. Got a lot done. And I'm GOD DAMN IT FUCKING HORNY AS ALL FUCKING MOTHERS GRACE! My crotch is throbbing!!!

My best friend of almost 20yrs, Tabatha is out from PA with her boyfriend. Her boyfriend has never been here to CA... anyways myself and my boyfriend took them to Universal City Walk, had dinner....And I'd like to publicly announce to you all that I got drunk last night for my very first time unintentionally. My boyfriend failed to know that I hadn't eaten all day yesterday, he ordered me a double shot of a lemon drop (dont really know what it is) and a kama kazy (sp ?) and I got smashed. I felt very good, no stress which was nice to experience for a change. Now I know why there are a bunch of alcoholics out there. No more alcohol for me I dont want to become one of those kind.

But my crotch is throbbing ever since last night. Boyfriend didn't poke me before we went to bed nor this morning so I better get it tonight. Or else I'm gonna get blue balls. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH okay im gonna shut up now.

back to eating subway sandwich. MMmmmm <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/headbanger.gif" alt="" />