my fucking ear hurts <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" /> ......ok who came in it? and someone give me a remedy ...i realllly don't want to go to the doc <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/finger.gif" alt="" />

try peroxide and a cotton ball. Leave in for a little while to fizz. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Try letting someone piss in your ear!
No really, urine is a natural antiseptic and has no bacteria.Some tribes in Africa actually bathe in cow urine.
I would volinteer if I thought I piss from Columbus, Ohio to Las Vegas!.....Hold on I'm gonna catch a plane.....dont move.....Ill be there in 6 hours.
PHATBOY to the rescue! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/dudepissin.gif" alt="" />