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#357953 - 09/03/08 08:00 PM
Re: Gabriella Romano
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 08/04/06
Posts: 1155
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The unknown Belushi sister?
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#357956 - 09/03/08 08:16 PM
Re: Gabriella Romano
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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She looks retarded.
Quit stealing the material of others, sir.
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#357957 - 09/03/08 08:20 PM
Re: Gabriella Romano
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Ahhhh, poor girl, no one ever wants to share their cocaine with you.
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#357960 - 09/03/08 10:05 PM
Re: Gabriella Romano
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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I gave her the white stuff and it was taken orally.
silly hoser  you read the directions wrong, the rogain foam goes in your hair, not in the whore.
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#357963 - 09/04/08 12:13 AM
Re: Gabriella Romano
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
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no ass shot? is this the girl with the stretch marks on her anus?
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#357964 - 09/04/08 12:14 AM
Re: Gabriella Romano
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
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I gave her the white stuff and it was taken orally.
silly hoser you read the directions wrong, the rogain foam goes in your hair, not in the whore.
Funny stuff, Sir....I approve.
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#357965 - 09/04/08 12:15 AM
Re: Gabriella Romano
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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gawd dayum!!  Brandon, come on now man! Hire a fucken make-up artist!
Do you know any makeup artists that work at 2:00am?
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#357966 - 09/04/08 12:36 AM
Re: Gabriella Romano
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/15/06
Posts: 412
Loc: NYC
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Do you know any makeup artists that work for $2.00?
Fixed.
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#357967 - 09/04/08 01:08 AM
Re: Gabriella Romano
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Needs: nose thinned out, teeth bleached, laser hair removal, brow waxing, new name. Her name is stupid.
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#357969 - 09/04/08 08:51 AM
Re: Gabriella Romano
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
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#357970 - 09/04/08 10:41 AM
Re: Gabriella Romano
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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gawd dayum!! Brandon, come on now man! Hire a fucken make-up artist!
Do you know any makeup artists that work at 2:00am?
that's why she looked so fucked up, only an Brandon do a scene @ 2am
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#357971 - 09/04/08 11:30 AM
Re: Gabriella Romano
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/15/07
Posts: 954
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Don't forget vaginoplasty. That pussy makes me want to go to Arby's and order a Big Montana. And last but not least, a month's supply of Levaquin to do something about those funny zits around her asshole.
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#357972 - 09/04/08 12:00 PM
Re: Gabriella Romano
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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that's why she looked so fucked up, only an Brandon do a scene @ 2am
He likes to hold the shoots at night so he can tell himself it's actually a date.
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#357974 - 09/04/08 02:29 PM
Re: Gabriella Romano
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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That pussy makes me want to go to Arby's and order a Big Montana.
thus opening the door for Brandon's inevitable Horsey Sauce comment.
HEEYYY OOOOOHHHHH!!!
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#357975 - 09/04/08 02:30 PM
Re: Gabriella Romano
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
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Who the fuck shoots porn at 2AM in the morning? Pulling all nighters? No wonder the girl looks so fresh and sparkling. Two am is for drinking, whoring (non photo shoot variety), watching horror movies or reading Edger Allen Poe. Occasionally, it's also for sleeping.
Now, a 24 hour gangbang and orgy (24 Hours in San Fernando Valley) might be an interesting experiment in porn videography, but selling that box set prove be daunting.
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#357977 - 09/04/08 05:47 PM
Re: Gabriella Romano
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
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Sorry, discerning porn consumers probably find this rush-rush methodology horrifying.
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#357978 - 09/04/08 07:02 PM
Re: Gabriella Romano
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/23/07
Posts: 256
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Yes, I have seen her gentials. I still dont believe "she" was born a woman. That face......
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#357979 - 09/04/08 07:08 PM
Re: Gabriella Romano
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
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Sorry, discerning porn consumers probably find this rush-rush methodology horrifying.
Then we can agree that there must be a boatload of non-discerning porn consumers out there who enjoy the product exactly how its done. Not picking a fight but I like to be a contrarian when it comes to receiving advice from people who haven't tried to do what I am trying to do.
I've brought Rodney Moore's name up several times in the past. His style has taught me that there are fans of ALL types of women and ALL types of porn.
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#357980 - 09/04/08 08:47 PM
Re: Gabriella Romano
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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It kills me to say this....but Brandon is more right than he is wrong about this entire, general issue/topic. The whores he brings us, for the most part, accurately reflect typical REAL LIFE situations. THIS is what you find, see, experience, out in the real world.
As I see it, Brandon's whores have an occassional HOT HOT HOT chick, a bunch of "meh, average, slightly more, slightly less" chicks, and a few hags. BUT that is life...if you go out and pick up women in a bar and take them home (or meet at a party/concert), discounting for inebriation and beer goggles and euphoria from drugs, this is wht you are going to see.
I could go on and on.....and on, about this and 50 related tangents, but I know (and you know) that I speak the truth. If nothing else, Brandon brings us reality, and many people find THAT arousing....reality.
Brandon, bring back the Valtrex Lady PIll / CHEEZIT party tray statue with the nice boobs, she gives your shoots Identity, like Max's YELLOW COUCH only not as sinister ...
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#357986 - 09/05/08 01:06 PM
Re: Gabriella Romano
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
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she must have read jenna's book.
Everyone's gotta have a dream, Christian. As far as I can tell, yours is to eat your own cum at 2pm instead of 2am on any day of the week. More power to you, of course, but you and Gabby aren't that far apart.
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#357988 - 09/05/08 02:31 PM
Re: Gabriella Romano
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 05/01/06
Posts: 502
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I love man-whore drama.
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#357991 - 09/05/08 03:27 PM
Re: Gabriella Romano
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5092
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I guess Brandon Irons is going for the whorecinema verite effect. Two am blowbangs may become a 'jondra' all of their own. I just remember term papers and project reports written at 7 pm needed less final editing than the ones cranked out at 3 am.
New titles to be considered -
Wee Hour of the Morning Gals.
Nodoze and her Anal Sisters.
Jolt! her Ass.
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#357992 - 09/05/08 03:41 PM
Re: Gabriella Romano
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Pervert
Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
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she must have read jenna's book.
Everyone's gotta have a dream, Christian. As far as I can tell, yours is to eat your own cum at 2pm instead of 2am on any day of the week. More power to you, of course, but you and Gabby aren't that far apart.
you would have to be one really fucking dumb fucking canadian if you think that's my dream. and if you think gabriella romano and i aren't that far apart, you DEFINITELY are one really fucking dumb canadian. but please continue.........
by the way, you would love it here in japan, all the doorways are built for 5'5 dudes like yourself. us normal to taller sized humans have problems entering rooms here.
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#357994 - 09/05/08 06:16 PM
Re: Gabriella Romano
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Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
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your lack of reading comprehension is expansive as ever. normal to taller SIZE is what i said, but I guess not being able to properly read text makes it much easier to take shots at someone. I doubt being a midget misygonist whose entire life goal is to make sure that everyone realizes that you live to show your ability to subjugate the female species in every act you do is considered normal either my friend. Did you understand that sentence or should I break it down for you again? You have admittedly said so yourself, you could care less about who you shot or what she looks like, the point being is that she is forced to kneel in front of you and take your load to her mouth. I think your websites plainly prove that fact. So don't pretend to defend the honor of any of these girls you shoot, they are all window dressing for how you really feel about them, nameless, faceless, piece of trash that you want to make bend to your will.
And while you are into comparisons, you and I are not much different either, so you might as well throw your name into the comparison with her and I. By the way, when Gabriella Romano has come and gone, you and I will still be around, which makes us much different from her. But if you want to think otherwise, no one is stopping you.
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#358000 - 09/06/08 12:23 AM
Re: Gabriella Romano
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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I haven't paid my dues? Are you fucking high? Who else has taken more abuse and negativity since they started in this business? That was a joke right? You were kidding weren't you?
As a matter of fact, I'm stoned out of my mind right now.
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#358001 - 09/06/08 12:24 AM
Re: Gabriella Romano
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
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who make more money?
c3x or brandon irons?
Orgasms are my currency so I feel I'm a wealthy man.
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#358002 - 09/06/08 01:09 AM
Re: Gabriella Romano
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Pervert
Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
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who make more money?
c3x or brandon irons?
brandon makes much much more than i do. he is a part of braincash now and making bookoo bucks.
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