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#356588 - 08/28/08 02:43 PM New Moderator: Brandon Iron
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Brandon wants to be the official moderator of Website for Hire so we're gonna give him a shot. We had to unban him, though, I guess Willie D. sniped him earlier in the week.

Get ready for numerous covermyface.com shills... lol

tony

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#356589 - 08/28/08 02:45 PM Re: New Moderator: Brandon Iron
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Why? Why? Why?
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#356590 - 08/28/08 02:46 PM Re: New Moderator: Brandon Iron
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Brandon wants to be the official moderator of Website for Hire so we're gonna give him a shot. We had to unban him, though, I guess Willie D. sniped him earlier in the week.

Get ready for numerous covermyface.com shills... lol

tony





That sounds like a perfect fit- let him moderate "Website for Hire"

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#356591 - 08/28/08 03:01 PM Re: New Moderator: Brandon Iron
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If that doesn't work out, he could try "Talent Talk."

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#356592 - 08/28/08 03:06 PM Re: New Moderator: Brandon Iron
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Ha, put it in the wrong forum, for some reason I was thinking of Brandon as talent, doh. Lol.
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#356593 - 08/28/08 03:49 PM Re: New Moderator: Brandon Iron
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As my first order of business, I would like to invite Limp Willie D to go fuck himself.

That is all. This message will be repeated loudly and as often as deemed necessary.

Limp Willie: Don't get bent out of shape about this recent turn of events, you fucking cyber-Nazi. Your vindictive "krystallnacht" has been shattered.....hehehe! By definition, anything as limp as you cannot bend. Bending would imply a modicum of rigidity. You are a 100% softie, sir.

Let freedom ring.

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#356594 - 08/28/08 03:54 PM Re: New Moderator: Brandon Iron
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Someone must inform Lord Asmus.

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#356595 - 08/28/08 06:55 PM Re: New Moderator: Brandon Iron
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Silence! Or I will have you exterminated.

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#356596 - 08/28/08 06:57 PM Re: New Moderator: Brandon Iron
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Can we get rid of Ceara next?
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#356597 - 08/28/08 08:41 PM Re: New Moderator: Brandon Iron
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*Ryanna Knoxx is in her knees waiting for suck brandon irons cock for not get banned again

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#356598 - 08/28/08 08:51 PM Re: New Moderator: Brandon Iron
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You still suck, Brandon.

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#356599 - 08/28/08 08:59 PM Re: New Moderator: Brandon Iron
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wow. the chickens is coming home to roost.
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#356600 - 08/28/08 09:55 PM Re: New Moderator: Brandon Iron
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Now I know what it sounds like when doves cry.


Hiccup! I am officially drunk with power now.


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#356601 - 08/28/08 10:12 PM Re: New Moderator: Brandon Iron
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grats brandon
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#356602 - 08/28/08 10:30 PM Re: New Moderator: Brandon Iron
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Thanks, Rob. You will be spared when Armegeddon comes.

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#356603 - 08/28/08 10:31 PM Re: New Moderator: Brandon Iron
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Wasnt Armageddon replaced by Evolution?

your good people Brandon.
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#356604 - 08/28/08 10:47 PM Re: New Moderator: Brandon Iron
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What no splooge covered face pics in this thread yet?
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#356605 - 08/28/08 11:03 PM Re: New Moderator: Brandon Iron
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WHY?! WHY?! WHY?!
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#356606 - 08/28/08 11:48 PM Re: New Moderator: Brandon Iron
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Fuckin' Eh...
(Sorry couldn't help it)
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#356607 - 08/29/08 12:22 AM Re: New Moderator: Brandon Iron
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Decree #1: Each July 1st, in celebration of Canada Day, all posts must end in "eh."

More to come...

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#356608 - 08/29/08 12:33 AM Re: New Moderator: Brandon Iron
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congrats brandon! best of luck.



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#356609 - 08/29/08 09:26 AM Re: New Moderator: Brandon Iron
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Congrats Brandon!!
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#356610 - 08/29/08 11:17 AM Re: New Moderator: Brandon Iron
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I request that Tony M change back to his BI avatar
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#356611 - 08/29/08 11:36 AM Re: New Moderator: Brandon Iron
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I figured with your love of midgets you'd be all over this Cleetus.

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#356612 - 08/29/08 03:50 PM Re: New Moderator: Brandon Iron
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I will allow these foibles with my usual insouciance.
(Double big word score.)

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#356613 - 08/29/08 04:39 PM Re: New Moderator: Brandon Iron
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*Ryanna Knoxx is in her knees waiting for suck brandon irons cock for not get banned again




Your Gayness truly exceeds your ability to write fluent English...

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#356614 - 08/29/08 07:35 PM Re: New Moderator: Brandon Iron
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congrats brandon! best of luck.




That picture gotta go. Makes me blind!

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#356615 - 08/29/08 08:23 PM Re: New Moderator: Brandon Iron
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You have to admit: I've hired some models who look worse..

Bottom line is the kid stays in that fucked up picture. Please, no "bottom" jokes. I have specific instructions from the owner of this board to elevate it to a higher status. We are starting a book discussion group next Thursday. Our first reading will be Juggs volume 58, issue 7. Discuss.

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#356616 - 08/29/08 11:01 PM Re: New Moderator: Brandon Iron
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congrats BI!

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#356617 - 08/30/08 09:45 PM Re: New Moderator: Brandon Iron
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Can we get rid of Ceara next?




didn't she hop, skip and dive into her little 6'x8' warren of sadistic self-help when the monkey shot monstar's smoke and mirrors rubbish to shit?
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Hi, I am new to xxxpt......

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#356618 - 08/30/08 10:38 PM Re: New Moderator: Brandon Iron
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Yeah!! We're gonna moderate the fuck out of this board!! YEAH!!!

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#356619 - 08/30/08 11:57 PM Re: New Moderator: Brandon Iron
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Yeah!! We're gonna moderate the fuck out of this board!! YEAH!!!





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#356620 - 08/31/08 02:37 PM Re: New Moderator: Brandon Iron
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Yeah!! We're gonna moderate the fuck out of this board!! YEAH!!!




So you're going to put some effort into something for the first time in your life?
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#356621 - 08/31/08 07:42 PM Re: New Moderator: Brandon Iron
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Congratulations Mr. Irons.
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#356622 - 08/31/08 07:50 PM Re: New Moderator: Brandon Iron
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Oh...no...

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#356623 - 09/02/08 12:12 AM Re: New Moderator: Brandon Iron
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Brandon Irons would make mod before smartt.


-have2cit, 1/16/06
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#356624 - 09/06/08 04:16 PM Re: New Moderator: Brandon Iron
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#356625 - 09/06/08 04:23 PM Re: New Moderator: Brandon Iron
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Quote:

congrats brandon! best of luck.






Thanks, k1ng. Do to overwhelming response, I will be doing a live show with myself tomorrow night, Sunday, at 9pm PST. It will be some hot man-on-man action and I promise you won't be disappointed. Enter code "k1ngpin" at www.brandoniron.com and don't be late. See you there!

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#356626 - 09/06/08 07:30 PM Re: New Moderator: Brandon Iron
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Looking forward to your 21st century update of the flea circus, where the fleas have been replaced by your highly-intelligent dick chiggers.





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#356627 - 09/06/08 07:42 PM Re: New Moderator: Brandon Iron
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Oh no.....I'm very sorry but the live show will have to be cancelled for now. I just found out I am on my own no list.

Again, my apologies.

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#356628 - 09/06/08 09:36 PM Re: New Moderator: Brandon Iron
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Quote:

I will be doing a live show with myself tomorrow night, Sunday, at 9pm PST. It will be some hot man-on-man action




good for you brandon. it was only a matter of time, really. gays are the next logical step after the tranny's you've been posting lately.
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#356629 - 09/06/08 10:11 PM Re: New Moderator: Brandon Iron
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I'll allow it.

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#356630 - 09/06/08 10:21 PM Re: New Moderator: Brandon Iron
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Oh no.....I'm very sorry but the live show will have to be cancelled for now. I just found out I am on my own no list.

Again, my apologies.





ROFLOL
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#356631 - 09/06/08 10:22 PM Re: New Moderator: Brandon Iron
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I must say, you're always a good sport brandon.
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#356632 - 09/07/08 04:25 AM Re: New Moderator: Brandon Iron
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Can you make a competent poutine?
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#356633 - 09/07/08 12:56 PM Re: New Moderator: Brandon Iron
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No, but I can make a teen pout.

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#356634 - 09/09/08 03:20 PM Re: New Moderator: Brandon Iron
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Looking forward to your 21st century update of the flea circus, where the fleas have been replaced by your highly-intelligent dick chiggers.








That was good Gunker.. atta boy.

Props to Bi also. He's a funny fucker and dare I say should have got The Cage. But alas he is midgety and Northerly challenged. I'll think of him when the NHL season starts and I spam the fuck out of every Leafs forum posing as a producer and offering content trades with the Flames for the obvious man on man action that both locker rooms are known to produce. heh
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#356635 - 09/10/08 08:45 AM Re: New Moderator: Brandon Iron
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Congratulations Brandon!

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#356636 - 09/30/08 12:34 PM Re: New Moderator: Brandon Iron
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I never had the chance to but congratulations to Brandon!

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#356637 - 09/30/08 12:41 PM Re: New Moderator: Brandon Iron
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The cards and letters are still pouring in. I must ask the public to stop sending them. It's worse than the Beatles fan club and US Mail is now levying a special surcharge on me. Thanks, xxxpt. Thanks for nothing.


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#356638 - 09/30/08 12:43 PM Re: New Moderator: Brandon Iron
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Aaaah. Consider yourself lucky. I'm now ...... at this very second getting hate mail, bomb threats, and rocks thrown at the house.


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#356639 - 09/30/08 12:57 PM Re: New Moderator: Brandon Iron
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The bomb threats are just press releases for my next movie. Ignore them.

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#356640 - 09/30/08 07:18 PM Re: New Moderator: Brandon Iron
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I love Brandon Iron ! (But don't tell my boyfriend Ryan Knox)

xoxo,
NL
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#356641 - 09/30/08 07:38 PM Re: New Moderator: Brandon Iron
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Darrah is mistaking the city for fumigating her house of 1,000 cats for bomb threats.
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