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#352948 - 08/17/08 12:54 PM Re: NeWBie....
Darrah Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
Lindsay Lohan? She looks like she was plucked out of a garbage can hiding after being attacked by rabid dogs. Truly hideous looking now. Beautiful girl 16-19 years old. But the drugs and alcohol took it's toll. She looks worse than her mother does.


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#352949 - 08/17/08 12:59 PM Re: NeWBie....
Darrah Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
Quote:

Does anyone know what that Darrah bitch looks like??...I bet she looks like shit...Im glad you do write better than me, after all THAT IS YOUR "JOB".... right?



Oh my little teeny-bopper, Valley Girl wannabe biker chick. I had a picture of me up on my blog for a while but took it down after starting at LIB because of a dream I had of being recognized near where I live. So I took it down. And considering so many hate me in porn, I don't want my picture photoshopped with Kurt Lockwood's cock slapping me. K?


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#352950 - 08/17/08 01:02 PM Re: NeWBie....
6655321 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
nope, still hot


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#352951 - 08/17/08 06:17 PM Re: NeWBie....
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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I can' believe I'm saying this, but pay attention to Pretty. Attitude will take you far farther than intellect or looks ever will.



I fear for the future of our young women if they start taking advice from Pretty.




And what advice of betterment do you have to offer them, eh hag?

Lemme guess, wear condoms for ALL sexual encounters, even those with a stable bed buddy.
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#352952 - 08/17/08 06:52 PM Re: NeWBie....
Paranoid Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 06/05/08
Posts: 115
Loc: Fuckitopolis
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as long as it ends with my load coating your vaginal walls its all good. Its no fun if there is no risk that i might have knocked the girl up.



Awww, are you sweet talking her? Tell her about your time at Extreme Associates and how you stopped having sex with your wife six months into your marriage because you were bored. But then do nothing but talk shit about her on here.





Bwa-Hahahaha. That's the funniest thing I've heard yet from you Darrah.
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#352953 - 08/17/08 09:58 PM Re: NeWBie....
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:

Quote:

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as long as it ends with my load coating your vaginal walls its all good. Its no fun if there is no risk that i might have knocked the girl up.



Awww, are you sweet talking her? Tell her about your time at Extreme Associates and how you stopped having sex with your wife six months into your marriage because you were bored. But then do nothing but talk shit about her on here.





Bwa-Hahahaha. That's the funniest thing I've heard yet from you Darrah.




Mr. Longshot is a total sweetheart...
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#352954 - 08/17/08 11:39 PM Re: NeWBie....
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:

If you prove yourself a worthy poster, I nominate Burg to buy you a pair. As a reward, you can sit on his lap.




Sounds great!
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#352955 - 08/18/08 03:48 AM Re: NeWBie....
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
AS A MOD, I WILL SPEAK MY MIND NOW:

Ok, move on, show's over. starrpoweready, with 50 zillion posts of nothing but 'hey guys, look at me," stfu and just be fluff or start posting some quality matter that's thoughtful/insightful instead of more crap that refects the convo back to you. yeah, yeah you hate darrah and you're not darrah. we get it. you should've moved on from this point at post #56 or so. the rest of you, i'm disapointed. you act like you've never seen a girl before.
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#352956 - 08/18/08 04:06 AM Re: NeWBie....
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:

AS A MOD, I WILL SPEAK MY MIND NOW:

Ok, move on, show's over. starrpoweready, with 50 zillion posts of nothing but 'hey guys, look at me," stfu and just be fluff or start posting some quality matter that's thoughtful/insightful instead of more crap that refects the convo back to you. yeah, yeah you hate darrah and you're not darrah. we get it. you should've moved on from this point at post #56 or so. the rest of you, i'm disapointed. you act like you've never seen a girl before.



OK I'm sorry...But what do you consider insightful...I however am glad i got my point across about the whole Darrah issue...GeeZ took forever and all I can say is lock this topic and if you dont like me then dont read or respond to posts...Thanx...Friends, Gia?
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#352957 - 08/18/08 05:02 AM Re: NeWBie....
Crocodile Offline
Pervert

Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
Quote:

AS A MOD, I WILL SPEAK MY MIND NOW:

Ok, move on, show's over. starrpoweready, with 50 zillion posts of nothing but 'hey guys, look at me," stfu and just be fluff or start posting some quality matter that's thoughtful/insightful instead of more crap that refects the convo back to you. yeah, yeah you hate darrah and you're not darrah. we get it. you should've moved on from this point at post #56 or so. the rest of you, i'm disapointed. you act like you've never seen a girl before.




Jelaus much?

Edit: And you, starrpowerready cut that bullshit and show us your tits already!


Edited by Dak'kon (08/18/08 05:05 AM)
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#352958 - 08/18/08 12:40 PM Re: NeWBie....
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Not jealous. Just sick of this board going in the crapper.
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#352959 - 08/18/08 05:53 PM Re: NeWBie....
moxxie maddron Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 09/18/06
Posts: 220
Honestly I wondered how long it would be till you said something Gia.. even I was close... Thank you!
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#352960 - 08/18/08 08:22 PM Re: NeWBie....
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
SNIP. Banned.
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#352961 - 08/18/08 09:12 PM Re: NeWBie....
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

SNIP. Banned.




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#352962 - 08/19/08 08:07 AM Re: NeWBie....
Bluecipher Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5092
Loc:
Are bans permanent or do they have a "time horizon" like X days or such?

Edit: better stated - is being banned the same as being put in the penalty box ?


Edited by Bluecipher (08/19/08 08:30 AM)
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#352963 - 08/19/08 08:14 AM Re: NeWBie....
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Quote:

SNIP. Banned.



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#352964 - 08/19/08 10:29 AM Re: NeWBie....
Voltron Zunediggle Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 03/16/06
Posts: 228
Loc: nowhere
Quote:

Not jealous. Just sick of this board going in the crapper.




You fucking ROCK, Gia....!!!!!!!!

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