B/G
B/G/G
B/G/G/G
B/G/G/G/G
B/G/G/G/G/G
B/G/G/G/G/G/G
B/G/G/G/G/G/G/G
B/G/G/G/G/G/G/G/G
B/G/G/G/G/G/G/G/G/G
B/G/G/G/G/G/G/G/G/G/G

as well as...

B/G/G/G/G/G/G/G/G/G/G/G/G
B/G/G/G/G/G/G/G/G/G/G/G/G/G

and finally...

B/G/G/G/G/G/G/G/G/G/G/G/G/G/G (a man's gotta know his own limits, y'know?)

I also do weddings and bar-mitzvahs.

-Keep It Dirty.

ABSOLUETELY!!! Be sure to invite ALL of your friends over to the BBQ, cuz I could sure use some alone time with you kitten. Don't bother cleaning the grill for me...

-Keep It Dirty

lawl
please come over promptly
i am having a showgirl slumber party this evening
i will have slutty strippers and lube ready
we could um.... use you
love, pretty

toys dino

of course, spit is in my humble opinion, the BEST lube
but i didnt think these girls were into getting spit on like i am
and on that note i have a pillow fight to orchestrate
gnight xpt!


dirty
i mean it
get your trucker ass over here!

you sir
make me very wet
love pretty

Well, THAT was a fuckin' rowdy night. Rowdy fuckin' night...whatever. Yowza Pretty, you a F R E A K !!! Oh, and tell Sugar that I still have panty threads in my teeth and rope burn on my balls please and thanks.

-Keep It Dirty

(now available for slumber parties and panty raids as well)

Personal favorite of mine...

be on top, get sweat in their eye, make them tear up without one slap or derogatory remark about their look and/or behavior.

-Long...

"I prefer tears" was SO WELL PLACED/TIMED that it upped the evenings deviance 47% roughly. ROUGHLY. Give or take. I owe you a beer at Sardo's some night brotha. you definately know how to...

-Keep It Dirty

*bump*

...Still available for bookings. lol shameless

-Keep It Dirty