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#349707 - 08/02/08 06:42 PM I've done with no porn for reasons.
windsock Demon Spawn Registered: 08/25/06 Posts: 3018	I'm haviong troubles. I cannot real;ly affors to patron pornographic outlets (discs, videos, booths, strippers, distgusating etcs.) these days. Finally, pathetically this l;eaves a void. I full it like so: I imagine fucking the wives of men I know at work in front of them as they hoild those tiny digital film cameras with relish. Tracking around us ("Us" meaning her as an extension of me as I use her body to satisfy myinesleve) with non tracks, with relish saying "Pound her, Dude!". This fantasy is incredible and I have to fill in what their lives look lioke. It rather homosexual and makles me wonder about myself for the dozenth timed in my life. My cum lands on my belly anbd becomes ice cold so quickly that I think I should call fror medical assurance. _________________________ "you aint felt fear till you felt a sista question you on things you dont wanna be questioned on."---GUAPO
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#349708 - 08/02/08 06:46 PM Re: I've done with no porn for reasons.
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	I think you should look at some of the free amature porno sites like www.yuvutu.com and you might find a video of yourself.
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#349709 - 08/02/08 07:01 PM Re: I've done with no porn for reasons.
windsock Demon Spawn Registered: 08/25/06 Posts: 3018	It never occurred to me, sir. In shockerd retrospect I think you may be onto something. My fuckfaces are something I want nobody else to see but the unfortunate creature that submits. Oh lord. :drunky; _________________________ "you aint felt fear till you felt a sista question you on things you dont wanna be questioned on."---GUAPO
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#349710 - 08/02/08 07:38 PM Re: I've done with no porn for reasons.
turningblue Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 04/24/08 Posts: 388 Loc: Virginia	Quote: It never occurred to me, sir. In shockerd retrospect I think you may be onto something. My fuckfaces are something I want nobody else to see but the unfortunate creature that submits. Oh lord. :drunky; I'm pretty sure that you stole that entire response from Andy Dick. _________________________ "I had a rough night, and I hate the fucking Eagles, man ." - The Dude
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#349711 - 08/02/08 08:36 PM Re: I've done with no porn for reasons.
charin Gag Factor Guru Porn Jesus Registered: 07/15/05 Posts: 5290 Loc: Dayton	I'll dead drop two milk crates full of blowjob DVDs near Columbus, I'm in Dayton. 4 milk crates if you want VHS, too. Most of it will be new to you. -Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy _________________________ Fuck 'em all but nine.
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#349712 - 08/03/08 12:00 PM Re: I've done with no porn for reasons.
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Quote: My cum lands on my belly anbd becomes ice cold so quickly that I think I should call fror medical assurance. I am willing to bet that this sentence made resident XPT "Whores D'ouvres" Gian Jerkins, Pretty Pleased-as-punch, and GiGi-Slutmonster slightly excited visualizing this spectacle. All three would gobble it up before it became cold...Holly would reject your gift/offering however since she needs it HOT and Fresh, plus your living situation too closely resembles Luke's. Holly has already done her charity work life-assignments with respect to Fucking the underprivileged. _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#349713 - 08/04/08 01:45 AM Re: I've done with no porn for reasons.
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	^^^Wrong. I want nothing to do with pregger porn. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#349714 - 08/04/08 04:21 AM Re: I've done with no porn for reasons.
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Quote: ^^^Wrong. I want nothing to do with pregger porn. Windsock is Pregnant? Why wasnt this in the Star Weekly, or National Enquirer...or even on AVN's Page 6? "MALE Porn Addled Derelict becomes Pregnant watching Aurora Snow Creampie Videos" Yeah Pregnancy and eating disorders...they just dont mix....no matter how far you stick your finger down your throat, that "THING" making you FAT aint coming out THAT way, and unless the whore's life (not her LIFESTYLE ) is in danger, abortions aren't covered by Health Insurance underwritten by Actuaries living in Exile off the coast of France who were the Economic advisors to Papa Doc Duvalier circa 1970s. _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#349715 - 08/04/08 09:27 AM Re: I've done with no porn for reasons.
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Dear, I don't have to stick my finger down my throat. I have discipline and control. Also, my bad for not paying attn to where I was posting. I mixed it up with another topic Windsock answered. My bad. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#349716 - 08/04/08 09:52 AM Re: I've done with no porn for reasons.
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Quote: Dear, I don't have to stick my finger down my throat. I have discipline and control. Also, my bad for not paying attn to where I was posting. I mixed it up with another topic Windsock answered. My bad. You should feel a little bad, especially since there is a 1 in 3 chance ol' Sock launched that errant jizz load in your honor! Along with Cheery Poopens and Aurora Quah-Quah, Jian Gerkins is his favorite masturbatory porn whore to assault his penis over...his objectification of you is as pure as you will ever find; the imaginary degradations he performs upon you inside his pickled brain rival anything straight sex/non-BDSM related that Marquis de sade conjured and wrote about....go ahead ask him, ask windsock about the Jia Jordanz Picture he printed out before he lost access to a laser printer and blew up to 3 times its normal size; a picture which he portioned off into 50 numbered sections and he now paints by those numbers using a fine, thin paint brush and a paintwell full of his cum. if that isnt devotion G, I dont know what is. _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#349717 - 08/04/08 09:58 AM Re: I've done with no porn for reasons.
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	I love Windsock and have answered an erotic pm from him yesterday. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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