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#349347 - 08/01/08 09:23 PM
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Well, I'm completely lost. I have talked to a couple different "talent agencies" and thought I had a good idea of who I wanted to go with, but after reading all these posts I am lost. I have never done adult video's and I don't want some freaky agent not booking me and wasting my time traveling so far away. so are there REALLY and true, good agents out there??
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#349349 - 08/01/08 09:36 PM
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#349350 - 08/01/08 09:38 PM
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dont listen to darrah, she is an idiot, people dont get raped by agents or any other bullshit like that.
just pick a top agent, take care of yourself and you will be fine, they will all get you a decent amount of work, and you will learn more from experience than anything and go from there.
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If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
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#349351 - 08/01/08 09:42 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
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Well, I'm completely lost. I have talked to a couple different "talent agencies" and thought I had a good idea of who I wanted to go with, but after reading all these posts I am lost. I have never done adult video's and I don't want some freaky agent not booking me and wasting my time traveling so far away. so are there REALLY and true, good agents out there??
There are some reputable ones out there. Who won't rape you when you walk in the door-- literally or financially (Christ Darrah where DO you get your information?). The problem is though, work is drying up right now. I've got talent agencies sending me tons of girls that I haven't asked to see for go-sees because nobody is getting any work. I've got some male performers calling me up at least once a week begging for work-- of any kind. It's especially difficult for someone who doesn't live here and thinks they can just fly in for a week and make tons of dough. It's not like that anymore. The top agencies (from my experience) are LA Direct Models, A List Talent, Speigler Girls, Goldstar Modeling, Clear Talent Agency, and Cam Smith models. And I know there aren't a lot of Shy Love fans here, but she's actually been getting some really top quality girls (just shot one today) and she's been extremely helpful and good to us in terms of negotiating rates and all of that. Her agency is Adult Talent Management. Because I have to remain politically neutral I'm not going to give you my honest opinion on any of these agencies, except that they're the biggest and have the best girls. Good luck!
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#349352 - 08/01/08 09:42 PM
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Thanks. I know that there are negatives to the industry, but its not like I'm an angel, lol. I am in Indiana and just don't wanna waste my time and money traveling for the wrong place. I appreciate you positive response!
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#349354 - 08/01/08 09:45 PM
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listen to holly... she will lead you right.
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#349355 - 08/01/08 09:46 PM
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#349357 - 08/01/08 09:51 PM
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I'm still waiting for that comma, sugartits. 
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#349359 - 08/01/08 09:59 PM
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Where's that world-famous PBS research?
Of course, even if you were to find what I was talking about, you'd completely misread it. Just like you've completely misread everything else, including rics.
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#349360 - 08/01/08 10:06 PM
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Human Garbage
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Just like you've completely misread everything else, including rics.
So I misread Rics? So all the doom and gloom I've read from him since January was all a joke?
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#349362 - 08/01/08 10:11 PM
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there is a thread...at the top...."Adult Model" Resource feel free to check that one out..... now as far as work is concerned....get your ass to the Internext in Florida (Hollywood) if your looking for work http://internext-expo.com/there should be a lot of shooters down there...they will be in Florida...So do not expect many LA rate shooters to be there....but there are a few to be fair....
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#349363 - 08/01/08 10:12 PM
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Bill Moyers is on line two wondering where the hell his research is. But where are my manners? Layla, welcome. Great pic. Pay no attention to Darrah. 
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#349365 - 08/01/08 10:16 PM
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Bill Moyers is on line two wondering where the hell his research is.
But where are my manners? Layla, welcome. Great pic. Pay no attention to Darrah.
I am also without manners tonight....as such.....seeing that you have taken those photos in a hotel setting...please post more revealing shots at once!
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#349367 - 08/01/08 10:21 PM
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hey, laya. your tits: real or fake? so I know whether to scroll your future posts or not. good luck in porn either way though.  and darrah, you ill informed cunt, stfu and quit shitting on every thread you post in.
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#349369 - 08/01/08 10:26 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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ok... can this dumb cunt get a ban now... she ruins every thread she touches.
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#349371 - 08/01/08 10:27 PM
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Darrah, where did Luke and Shelley find you? And what kind of hellish existence were you numbly enduring that shilling for them seemed a better alternative.
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#349373 - 08/01/08 10:32 PM
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Damn right i worked for Extreme. what the fuck do you know about Extreme anyway.. some random hearsay that is mostly bullshit? How does that even come into play... other than it means i have some fucking idea what i am talking about while you know... well... not a damned thing.
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"You're disgusting, you Caligula-esque mother fucker.
But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli
If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
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#349374 - 08/01/08 10:37 PM
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Shelley I contacted once for a statement about that pastor.
You've got two Shelley stories that I can recall. That's twice you've forgotten that.
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I'm living in a trailer with my seven syphilitic cats living in squalor.
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Anything else?
Do you work childrens shows? My youngest nephew's birthday is coming up and we need a clown.
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#349377 - 08/01/08 11:21 PM
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My tits are real. 36c. I attached a couple more pics.
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#349378 - 08/01/08 11:25 PM
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Another one..
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#349380 - 08/01/08 11:26 PM
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#349382 - 08/01/08 11:31 PM
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My tits are real. 36c. I attached a couple more pics.
You have to love a porn whore. "My tits are real" followed by a picture of her ass.
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#349388 - 08/02/08 12:01 AM
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blah blah blah and remember most men are evil.
Darrah.....
Remember her name and check up on her in two or three years. But you won't care. Not every girl can have the career that Nina Hartley has. Even Jenna Jameson hates the industry. But you don't care because you're happy for one night having cyber sex with her here and getting a few pictures, right? Fucking cunt.
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#349395 - 08/02/08 12:07 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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Let's see. I'm in the adult business to make money so I have two choices:
Choice #1: Rape and degrade every whore who comes through the door and get a reputation that will prevent me from ever hiring talent from an agency again.
Choice #2: Treat all talent with courtesy and professionalism so I get the best performance possible and can rebook the same talent at some future date.
Wow! That's a tough choice. Which do you guys think is the better business plan?
Christ on a stick, girl, does your daddy still make special midnight visits to your bedroom? Cause somebody is fucking the common sense right out of you.
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Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education.
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#349396 - 08/02/08 12:07 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
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um LOVE love,lovelove actuallyi just got home, gave all my money to dirty and now im gonna go get properly gagged with a cock and choked 'im into getting choked out now it makes me cum im sure dara will have amnesty international on the phone any minute now  love, pretty
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#349398 - 08/02/08 12:10 AM
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Christ on a stick, girl, does your daddy still make special midnight visits to your bedroom?
I thought it was the Brother. 
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#349401 - 08/02/08 12:13 AM
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Human Garbage
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Let's see. I'm in the adult business to make money so I have two choices:
Choice #1: Rape and degrade every whore who comes through the door and get a reputation that will prevent me from ever hiring talent from an agency again.
Choice #2: Treat all talent with courtesy and professionalism so I get the best performance possible and can rebook the same talent at some future date.
Wow! That's a tough choice. Which do you guys think is the better business plan?
So how does William Asher still have a job at Vivid?
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#349402 - 08/02/08 12:13 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
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yeah dara
thats it
yawn
ilikewhat i like
maybe you should try it sometime
it might shut you up , get you off and remove the stick you have up your ass
you are such a troll
and youre still a dork
love, pretty
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#349403 - 08/02/08 12:14 AM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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What's cooler? Bragging about working for Extreme
Working for Extreme, of course...
well that and o.... oh wait... thats for in due time.
Yep. I see you have about 5 credits or so for Extreme. Must have been a pretty wild ride.
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#349406 - 08/02/08 12:17 AM
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Human Garbage
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yeah dara
thats it
yawn
ilikewhat i like
maybe you should try it sometime
it might shut you up , get you off and remove the stick you have up your ass
you are such a troll
and youre still a dork
love, pretty
You don't know what I've tried and not tried.
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#349407 - 08/02/08 12:20 AM
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oh and to layla- since youre not in LA, you might wanna seek an agent that can prebook you work, and maybe someone non exclusive, since you might still wanna book stuff on your own when youre home youre hot youll do fine girlie and dont ;isten to alarmist urban legend believing pickle smoking eight milimeter watching dara- noones going to rape you unless you are filming a rape fantasy that you signed up for just put what youre available for and nt available for and stick to your guns and youll be fine love, pretty
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#349408 - 08/02/08 12:20 AM
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You don't know what I've tried and not tried.
Have you ever tried to Shut Up?
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#349412 - 08/02/08 12:33 AM
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Human Garbage
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Tell her to read all the Luke Is Back entries on talent before taking the decision to go into porn.
Also, there is a glut of girls in the industry for the work available and she most likey will be escorting withing a year.
http://lukeisback.com/
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#349413 - 08/02/08 12:35 AM
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In three fucking hours this thread has grown to four pages...
...Three of them by or about Darrah.
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#349415 - 08/02/08 12:44 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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10 actually... and i was in like 60 scenes out of those 10... not counting all the internet stuff. The first few months were one movie a month, as it was still fresh from the return of the company post indictment... and then we also had spaces where there was no production due to things like the HIV scare.
oh not to mention i was doing all that fun production manager work for both evolution and extreme as well as running both websites and working for other companies in the few moments i had to take a spare breath.
and what were you doing during that time.. other than coming up to me while i was pissing at sardos and telling me what a big fan you are...
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But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli
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#349417 - 08/02/08 12:52 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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fine cryin' your the second coming of john holmes.... you have been in the biz for ages... so then answer me this?
if i've been gone so long... what was i doing last year in holland, austria, czech republic and spain... and why do i have a stack of mini DV's i brought back with me from there.
Ever been on the Queen Mary 2 cryin? its an amazing ship... maybe one day you will be able to afford such luxury.
like i said cryin... i may be gone, but i never left. 
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But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli
If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
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#349420 - 08/02/08 12:57 AM
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If Ryan Knox can get into porn, can't anybody?
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"Next for me: trannies."
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#349421 - 08/02/08 01:00 AM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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no thats just the mixture of meth and low self esteem
Good Save.
Edited by RyanKnox (08/02/08 01:02 AM)
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#349422 - 08/02/08 01:12 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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This just in:
Dudes don't watch pron for the male performers unless they're faggots, or tritone.
I can't understand why the male performers act like bitches when they should know that.
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"Next for me: trannies."
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#349424 - 08/02/08 01:20 AM
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Human Garbage
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Refer to Porn Rule #1
Which is?
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#349425 - 08/02/08 01:21 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
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If Ryan Knox can get into porn, can't anybody?
yes. 
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#349430 - 08/02/08 01:31 AM
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you know... this poor girls thread go hijacked by the double thread killers of Durrrrruh and Cryin 4 Cox. Lets get it right back on track... Layla, post up more pics and tell us what you are interested in... what sorts of porn would you like to do. Do you swallow, do anal, take creampies? Do you like it rough?
Want to make a trip to florida?
inquiring minds want to know?
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But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli
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#349431 - 08/02/08 01:34 AM
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#349432 - 08/02/08 02:25 AM
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Human Garbage
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Refer to Porn Rule #1
Which is?
WHORES LIE
I read everything she wrote and she's very believable. If she's a whore, then what does that makes him? But according to you, William Asher can't rape because why? He has money? Probably a friend of yours?
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#349433 - 08/02/08 02:29 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
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Refer to Porn Rule #1
Which is?
WHORES LIE
I read everything she wrote and she's very believable. If she's a whore, then what does that makes him? But according to you, William Asher can't rape because why? He has money? Probably a friend of yours?
shut the fuck up already.
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#349434 - 08/02/08 03:13 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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This just in:
Dudes don't watch pron for the male performers unless they're faggots, or tritone.
I can't understand why the male performers act like bitches when they should know that.
no shit... i prolly yelled at more guys for shit like that than any other reason.
hence why i hold everything i do behind the camera well above anything done in front... in front is for fun... behind is the gold
I've watched a lot of porn for years. The only male pron guys that I can identify are the John Leslie's, Rocco, Holmes, North, etc. North pales in comparison to those 3 others. The others are from the "New Golden Age" of porn, being the Byron's, Tedeschi, etc. But those chicks were fucking hot then. Zara, Ashlyn, pre-meth Chasey, Vanessa Chase are a few more beautiful chicks in that era, which wasn't that long ago. Both male and females pale in comparison to the shit production values Long, Iron, and the rest try to pass off as porn. Rocco still sells a box cover. He is a fucking badass, and his Euro whores are always fresh, and let's not forget that he was a marquee above the Chasey's and the chastity belted Jenteal on a major label.
Max Hardcore and Ed Powers have led the porn world into what it is today. Porn whores are a dime a dozen. All you have to do is look at the LostGirlz website to see what you can book now, and let's not forget MySpace, and Craigslist.
Europorn has it above all fo this American bullshit. The talent and production values are way better than anything Brandon Iron hopes to aspire to. Pan and dolly are nowhere near the vernacular of porn Gonzo porn shooters. They barely know how to color balance the camera. Just watch Seymour Butts.
I never heard of you Rob, but it's clear you have been in this business for a long time. I think what you people do in this business is goddamn fascinating. I never thought it was this sick until I have read this board, and the only reason why is because of the Christians, Longs, Germy's and the Knox's. Gia Jordan is what porn should always be.
On the edge, not a sellout.
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"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."
"Next for me: trannies."
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#349435 - 08/02/08 04:25 AM
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I read everything she wrote and she's very believable.
Apparently not believable enough if he wasn't arrested.
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If she's a whore, then what does that makes him?
A whore as well. Sorry girl, but that word is a badge of honor in this industry.
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But according to you, William Asher can't rape because why? He has money? Probably a friend of yours?
No one ever said he couldn't, but why would he?
"The essential elements of the crime of rape are sexual penetration, force, and lack of consent."
(Source: http://legal-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/rape)
If any one of those element is missing, the crime of rape was not committed.
Girls come on set ready to fuck. It's what they do. You can't rape the willing. And if they aren't willing, it usually only takes a few more bucks to change their minds. Force is not necessary.
It's also pretty hard to prove lack of consent when you've signed a talent release saying you're fucking for money.
Basically, what it comes down to is if you don't want to be fucked, you probably shouldn't be working in porn films.
BTW Rob, I wasn't going to tell her what Porn Rule #1 was. I figured she'd finally be forced to do her own "research" (fuck, why do I chuckle every time I use that word in association with Diarrhea.)
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#349436 - 08/02/08 07:23 AM
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#349438 - 08/02/08 12:04 PM
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If you decide to do porno just be sure to save your $$$. Obvious advice but easily forgotten. Good luck - 
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#349440 - 08/02/08 09:36 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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I'd work you...sorry, work WITH you.You're a supafly, bonafide hottie girl. More pics. Please and thank you. Oh, and my only bit of advice to you is to at all times... -Keep It Dirty 
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#349441 - 08/02/08 11:30 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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i was undecided until i saw this  very nice. i'm sure there's a name for that pose besides boingggg! works for me
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#349443 - 08/03/08 12:25 PM
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"And no one should get into porn now. The industry is going to hell and losing money which will result is shitier movies and even shitier pay. Larry Flynt even closed down LFP."
Darrah, Because it would be too easy to simply insult the shit out you, verbally slice to you pieces, and leave you even more confounded than you already are. I'm going to give you an exclusive set of tips, to better help you along your way.
1) Above and beyond ALL else... Print articles that you can solidly prove to be true. (After ALL he's been through and overcome in his life and career, your inaccurate statement of Larry closing LFP down was fairly laughable... Actually, it was fucking hysterical.)
2) ALWAYS obtain BOTH sides to EVERY story you write about. BEFORE you pen your thoughts.
3) NEVER use GOSSIP sites as your news source. Sure, they can be your spring board, but to do what you're trying to do, and be taken seriously, you need to do a touch more homework than simply reading a one sided bitch session.
4) Getting into arguments with people MORE established, and MORE entrenched within this industry's upper echelon, is NOT the way to go when seeking acceptance from the masses. (I'm waiting with baited breath, my dear).
Now, to CORRECTLY fill in your obvious blanks... the business is still a VERY strong and highly profitable venture for all those involved, or considering becoming involved. In fact, the ONLY people you'll read about not turning profit in this industry are those who never really turned profit to begin with. (And I'm not talking about sagging DVD sales, so please, don't be a complete dumbass and "assume" that is what I was talking about.)
As with EVERYTHING else presently established and deemed "entertainment worthy", the industry is in a transitional phase. New technologies are transforming the way business is done, and the way people "wish" to obtain their entertainment. The overall playing field is leveling out (more and more every day). It's the fresher ideas and those who are sometimes a bit crazier than the next guy, that'll be the ones that will prosper in Adult 3.0. (Please refer to the song "Video Killed the Radio Star" for a proper analogy.)
For you to come on here and purposely attempt to sway someone from wishing to join the ranks, by detailing falsehoods such as "agent rape" (no that fuck stain Eli don't count - he was actually sniffed out long ago - find a better news source), is quite embarrassing and somewhat "unprofessional" (again to be taken "seriously" please refer to Tip #2 and #3 listed above).
Maybe, in all fairness, you should consider blogging about something else - something you understand and are FULLY knowledgeable of.
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#349444 - 08/03/08 12:29 PM
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i was waiting for someone to pick up on the LFP line... i nearly pissed myself when she wrote that.
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#349445 - 08/03/08 01:38 PM
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#349446 - 08/03/08 02:03 PM
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Out of all this, one thing I noticed (and have sadly over looked - for that I'm sorry), Holly Randall is FUCKING hot as hell in a girl-next-door / secret kink kind of way. A seriously smokin dame and an amazing artist....  I'm sooooo lovin me some Holly.
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#349449 - 08/03/08 06:28 PM
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Holly, for you:
Sit on my Face and Tell me That you Love Me....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xck9FaO_zA4
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#349450 - 08/03/08 07:24 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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WOW....just read this thread today.....I found it very funny.... Quote:
does your daddy still make special midnight visits to your bedroom? Cause somebody is fucking the common sense right out of you.
this is an awesome quote but never in a million years would I think I would read for someone to not shot for Vivid.....
unless I missed something I would think that is where you wanted to go if you didn't want to be fucked like a proper whore.....
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#349451 - 08/03/08 10:20 PM
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Out of all this, one thing I noticed (and have sadly over looked - for that I'm sorry), Holly Randall is FUCKING hot as hell in a girl-next-door / secret kink kind of way. A seriously smokin dame and an amazing artist.... I'm sooooo lovin me some Holly.
Awww thanks sugar!
And Rob I did actually pick up on the LFP line-- Hustler is my biggest (magazine) client and I've known Larry since I was a little girl so if LFP was closing down I would be one of the first to know about it. As I'd mentioned to Darrah, they shut down their studio and the photographers that used to work on staff are now freelance. Like all of the adult magazines, their revenues are down by a LOT. But the casino is actually doing really well, so Larry is profiting there. And their apparel line is selling quite well also-- I've just started shooting their catalogs (did my second one about 2 weeks ago), so though LFP is shrinking in some areas, they are expanding in others. Larry isn't going anywhere, anytime soon. He's a toughie-- if anyone is going to survive in these times, it's him. His daughter is a very smart woman as well, so I think when it comes time for the next generation to take over, LFP will do just fine.
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#349452 - 08/04/08 12:31 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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yeh, larry is the most wisened bastard in this biz and knows what the fuck he is doing more than 90% of the other bastards out there. after a nuclear holocaust there will be twinkies, roaches, and larry's head in a jar pumping out issues of hustler.
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#349453 - 08/04/08 12:40 AM
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^^^plus that old guy who dresses like a raver pimp at avn conventions.
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#349454 - 08/04/08 12:42 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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you know... that guy always looked like luke's twin to me... i actually accosted him for actually being luke in disguise one night during AVN 03.
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#349455 - 08/04/08 05:16 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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Out of all this, one thing I noticed (and have sadly over looked - for that I'm sorry), Holly Randall is FUCKING hot as hell in a girl-next-door / secret kink kind of way. A seriously smokin dame and an amazing artist.... I'm sooooo lovin me some Holly.
Awww thanks sugar!
MMMMmmmmmm.......!!!! 
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#349456 - 08/04/08 05:22 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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So, all bullshit aside... Whatever happened to Luscious Laya...? Is she still out there? Anyone know?
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