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#349275 - 05/06/09 06:39 AM
Re: Why do women (sorry, whores) feel the need to.
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
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Pretty, I just now saw this post of yours! Thanks! You just made me sound at least 47% cooler than I actually am, and that's no easy feat. -Keep It Dirty  ...still waitin' on that pool party Kitten. Ready when you are.
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#349276 - 05/06/09 02:58 PM
Re: Why do women (sorry, whores) feel the need to.
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 02/17/09
Posts: 469
Loc: In the Slums of Jersey
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Marylin Monroe seduced the world by playing dumb. Smart people can play dumb, but dumb people can never play smart.
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#349277 - 05/06/09 04:08 PM
Re: Why do women (sorry, whores) feel the need to...
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/26/09
Posts: 366
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Why do women (again, sorry. They're whores. I'll get it right yet lol) feel the need to be smarter, more independant,opinionated, equal, in charge, "on the go", and generally, for lack of a better word, "feminist" about it all? Don't whores realize that that's the shit that will just turn us men off?
Understand that you are getting married soon. I suggest that you better get used to these feelings.
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#349278 - 05/06/09 04:10 PM
Re: Why do women (sorry, whores) feel the need to.
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/26/09
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I'm independent and pretty strong (I think) and I'm willing to compromise in relationships. But in bed I'm always submissive-- that's when I'm willing to regress back to cavemen mentality. Drag me around by the hair, club me, it's all good. Try that shit out at a friend's dinner party and I will kick your ass.
I luv u
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#349279 - 05/10/09 09:33 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
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Oh homie, don't sweat it for me too much. I got a Pretty good thing over here, trust me on that. I let that girl fuckin' rule me for the most part everywhere we go together, and I'm a total gentleman on his best behavior gettin' doors and sharing my coat and the whole bit with a smile on my face...cuz I know I'm goin' home with her, and I know I'm gettin' some, and I KNOW that it will go down however I want it to. I run shit behind the Green Door, so I give up control everywhere else in the world. This is fine with me, and I'm quite happy about it, and if she wants to rule me in the bedroom as well and make me say "it's so pink" and pinch MY nose shut and slap me a bit, then BONUS! Cuz that shit's hot too. The truth is this...No ONE knows what goes on between a man and his wife except that man, and that wife. -Keep It Dirty
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#349280 - 05/10/09 09:39 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/26/09
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Oh homie, don't sweat it for me too much. I got a Pretty good thing over here, trust me on that. I let that girl fuckin' rule me for the most part everywhere we go together, and I'm a total gentleman on his best behavior gettin' doors and sharing my coat and the whole bit with a smile on my face...cuz I know I'm goin' home with her, and I know I'm gettin' some, and I KNOW that it will go down however I want it to. I run shit behind the Green Door, so I give up control everywhere else in the world. This is fine with me, and I'm quite happy about it, and if she wants to rule me in the bedroom as well and make me say "it's so pink" and pinch MY nose shut and slap me a bit, then BONUS! Cuz that shit's hot too. The truth is this...No ONE knows what goes on between a man and his wife except that man, and that wife.
-Keep It Dirty
Dirty-
As long as you know what you are signing up for, you'll be in good shape. Ain't all roses and peaches, but the bad makes the good better.
In any case, start reading the Lockhorns and watching reruns of Married with Children to prepare. More truth than not in those.
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#349281 - 05/10/09 09:43 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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The truth is this...No ONE knows what goes on between a man and his wife except that man, and that wife.
And that wifes friends. And all that friends friends. Because the women spill it. Luckily for me, my wife told all her friends I have a huge penis. They don't forget shit like that.
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#349282 - 05/10/09 02:48 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
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Luckily for me, my fiance' shares my huge penis with all her friends, and the friends' friends. They don't forget shit like THAT either. -Keep It Dirty ...I do (there's those two words again, fuck!) know what I'm signing up for actually. I give Pretty everything I've got to give anyway, so the divorce should save me roughly half of that I figure. 
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#349283 - 05/11/09 03:33 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/26/09
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Luckily for me, my fiance' shares my huge penis with all her friends, and the friends' friends. They don't forget shit like THAT either.
-Keep It Dirty
...I do (there's those two words again, fuck!) know what I'm signing up for actually. I give Pretty everything I've got to give anyway, so the divorce should save me roughly half of that I figure.
Pffft! In a divroce, you get half of what's left after the lawyers' fees. Yep, them too. And they take big bites out of the pie. So, actually, you get to keep whatever you are living in and with at the time of the divorce. Add kids, and you can fergettaboutit. You are better off dead, as your life insurance is worth more than you are. Seen it all too many times before.
And Bornyo is spot-on with the wives' gossip.
Not saying you should not do it, just building on your last comment.
This thread is getting depressing. I'm outtahere on this one.
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#349284 - 05/11/09 05:50 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
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I actually have the solution to this problem. If she tries to leave me, I kill her. -Keep It Dirty  ...Control. It's a motherfucker!
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