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#349220 - 08/01/08 11:34 AM
Why do women (sorry, whores) feel the need to...
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
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Ok, first things first. I suck, I'm a loser, I live in momma's basement, I'm so fat that fat people point at me and say "wow, he's fat!", I smell like aftershave and tacomeat, I should "stop posting", I look like the bearded lady, yadda yadda blah blah blah. There. I have been "hazed" as it were, so I can now post a thread I assume.
Why do women (again, sorry. They're whores. I'll get it right yet lol) feel the need to be smarter, more independant,opinionated, equal, in charge, "on the go", and generally, for lack of a better word, "feminist" about it all? Don't whores realize that that's the shit that will just turn us men off?
Here's how I see it. Biologically, we men are here to spread seed, impregnate, conquer, hunt and kill, etc... and by the same turn wome...whores, excuse me, are here to reproduce and nurture, be maternal, bear children, mate, etc... Anyone disagree, please tell me why. Now, if they are bioLOGICally trying to find a mate, then why are they so fucking stubborn about it?!?!?! We are NOT attracted to the facade. Be the stupid whore/slut that you are, and if through some universal miracle you're not, then fuckin' fake it! BE stupid like a fox, but don't ruin the fantasy for us damnit!
You WILL catch more flies (zippers, not insects) with honey, I promise you. Try this ladies....Go out to the bar tonight, find the cutest guy in the bar, one you would go home with, and say hi to him. Then, when he asks you for your phone #, you say this...
"Um, I don't really remember it that well lol!"
...Say it just like that. YES! say LOL after. The point is you now look and sound stupid. You WILL get dick tonight if you try this.
Oh, for the love of porn, please, discuss, comment, rip me a new one, whatever, so long as y'all...
-Keep It Dirty
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#349221 - 08/01/08 11:51 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
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Ahhhh. A little insight into Pretty and why she sounds like she does in her posts. Good job Dirty! I fucking LOVE dumb whores. 
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Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education.
Stupidity implies an inability to learn.
Therefore; ignorance is temporary, stupidity is forever!
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#349222 - 08/01/08 12:12 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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You're an idiot. If you are only attracted to stupid women who are submissive to you, that speaks for your own insecurities. It takes a real man to be able to handle a real woman. You have proved that undoubtedly you are not a real man.
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#349224 - 08/01/08 12:48 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
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i prefer smart women who are submissive to me myself... its a much bigger power trip.
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But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli
If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
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#349227 - 08/01/08 01:42 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/07
Posts: 367
Loc: WI
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truth be told any woman will submit to her man if she knows that he loves her.......truth be told men do the same for their woman when he truly loves her
however really stupid women can't tell love from a great fuck
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" ......Holly Randall
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#349229 - 08/01/08 01:46 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
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love is submission.
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"You're disgusting, you Caligula-esque mother fucker.
But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli
If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
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#349231 - 08/01/08 02:27 PM
Re: Why do women (sorry, whores) feel the need to.
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
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You're an idiot. If you are only attracted to stupid women who are submissive to you, that speaks for your own insecurities. It takes a real man to be able to handle a real woman. You have proved that undoubtedly you are not a real man.
Mmm, yes, it's already getting thick in here. Sweet ass sweet!
-Holly...
Hi! Pleasure is all mine I see lol. First off, you fuckin' RULE! I throughly enjoy your postings, and I think this board is much better off for having you here. Here's my quick reply, sentence for sentence. Yup. Yup. Yup. Still up for debate. I am indeed SEXUALLY attracted to women who are submissive during SEX. I prefer a freak in the bedroom, and a lady at the dinner table. I enjoy a good conversation with a woman, and I like them stupid...like a fox. Honestly, I like a woman smart enough to submit in the bedroom, because it gives her control in EVERY other room in the house in my eyes. Oh, and again, you rule.
-Longshot...
love IS submission. Fuck that's brilliant. I bow down now. BTW, I'm Dirty, pleasure to meet you.
-Dariah...
I just can't anymore, so nevermind. Not worth it. Love ya tho!
-Hicks...
Wordwordwordwordwordwordmotherfucking W O R D !!!
-Keep It Dirty
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#349232 - 08/01/08 02:28 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
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WORD! DAMN! You said it better than I could. EXACTLY what I'm talkin' about girl. Told ya you ruled  -Keep It Dirty
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#349234 - 08/01/08 03:07 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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You're an idiot. If you are only attracted to stupid women who are submissive to you, that speaks for your own insecurities. It takes a real man to be able to handle a real woman. You have proved that undoubtedly you are not a real man.
Whoa, Holly, I didn't say I was "only" attracted to dumb whores. I just said I LOVED dumb whores.
I also LOVE women who can challenge me intellectually.
I LOVE submissive women and I LOVE aggressive women.
I LOVE skinny girls and BBW's (but not FAT girls, you gotta have a shape other than round).
I pretty much just love Women, regardless of race, creed, color, religion, or political affiliation.
And I gotta say, you insulting me so vehemently turns me on like a light bulb. 
Any way we can continue this in private? (well, maybe with just one camera rolling) 
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I'd rather be ignorant than stupid.
Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education.
Stupidity implies an inability to learn.
Therefore; ignorance is temporary, stupidity is forever!
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#349235 - 08/01/08 04:12 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
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I'm independent and pretty strong (I think) and I'm willing to compromise in relationships. But in bed I'm always submissive-- that's when I'm willing to regress back to cavemen mentality. Drag me around by the hair, club me, it's all good. Try that shit out at a friend's dinner party and I will kick your ass.
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#349236 - 08/01/08 04:14 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
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-Darrah...
I just can't anymore, so nevermind. Not worth it. Love ya tho!
When have I ever uttered the words ya and tho?
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#349239 - 08/01/08 05:13 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
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BTW I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to Dariah.
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#349240 - 08/01/08 05:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Darrah rambles: Quote:
Maybe after seeing our mothers struggle to put food on the table and still never be appreciated. Listening to the women in our families talk about when they were not allowed to vote, when they were not allowed to get an abortion, and how it was allowed to beat, rape, and murder women and usually get away with it. ...
Our mothers? Our families? They? Speak for yourself, please.
Besides, what is wrong with the situation you described in your post? I daily enjoy the fruits of said situation.
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#349241 - 08/01/08 06:54 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
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Maybe after seeing our mothers struggle to put food on the table and still never be appreciated. Listening to the women in our families talk about when they were not allowed to vote, when they were not allowed to get an abortion, and how it was allowed to beat, rape, and murder women and usually get away with it. Maybe because no matter how much we work, there will always be a glass ceiling keeping us from what is truly ours. A man with less of a resume and less experience will get that job but the women that applied at the same time he did won't get the job unless she fucks her boss but is then regulated to just being the secretary.
CRY ME A FUCKING RIVER!
My father was the breadwinner in my family. He also did the cooking, the cleaning, and the child-rearing. My mother was verbally, physically, and emotionally abusive of him, me, and my brother. She also cheated on him on a regular basis. My father has never said an ill word of her; not when they were married and not since their divorce. Will you please fuck off and die already?
Shall we talk about how light prison sentences are for women compared to men?
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#349242 - 08/01/08 06:56 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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You're an idiot. If you are only attracted to stupid women who are submissive to you, that speaks for your own insecurities. It takes a real man to be able to handle a real woman. You have proved that undoubtedly you are not a real man.
Whoa, Holly, I didn't say I was "only" attracted to dumb whores. I just said I LOVED dumb whores.
I also LOVE women who can challenge me intellectually.
I LOVE submissive women and I LOVE aggressive women.
I LOVE skinny girls and BBW's (but not FAT girls, you gotta have a shape other than round).
I pretty much just love Women, regardless of race, creed, color, religion, or political affiliation.
And I gotta say, you insulting me so vehemently turns me on like a light bulb.
Any way we can continue this in private? (well, maybe with just one camera rolling)
Honey I wasn't talking to you! If you like stupid women, that's your thing and it's all good (hell, there are plenty of them out there). It was the original poster's suggestion that all women should follow this "play dumb agenda" that offended me. But as he's since told me that I rule I don't dislike him as much. Yes, I do easily fall prey to flattery. 
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#349243 - 08/01/08 07:57 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
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Well then, I'll say it again, you RULE! I think, after reading this fine thread here, your posts in particular, that we agree on alot of this if not all. What I should have said originally I suppose is that "whores" should play dumb because "dicks" are actually dumb enough to buy it, like, EVERY time! Yes, the caveman shit should stay behind the green door as it were and never trickle out of the bedroom. Oh, and again, you rule Holly. -Keep It Dirty oh, p.s. does anyone know if Gia is as prone to falling for the flattery??? cuz she's fuckin' smokin HOT and I wanna be on every one of her good sides...and she has MANY.
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#349244 - 08/01/08 08:13 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
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My father was the breadwinner in my family. He also did the cooking, the cleaning, and the child-rearing. My mother was verbally, physically, and emotionally abusive of him, me, and my brother. She also cheated on him on a regular basis. My father has never said an ill word of her; not when they were married and not since their divorce. Will you please fuck off and die already?
Shall we talk about how light prison sentences are for women compared to men?
Your case is not the norm but yes it does happen.
Most women are in prison because of men. And the women in prison for assaulting men are there because they were defending themselves. And the women in prison for murdering men are there probably for killing abusive boyfriends/husbands/abusive male family member.
Your mother is not the norm.
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#349246 - 08/01/08 08:17 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/24/08
Posts: 388
Loc: Virginia
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Any World Literature majors from UCLA shouldn't be posting in this thread. The next thing you know they'll be talking about how Neoclassical satire was used as a means of reforming 18th century man as proven through the works of Pope and Pope. What?
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#349251 - 08/01/08 08:48 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
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Many women can't leave you fucking ass. Society doesn't care. I know my research and I've done it well. Do not get me started on this or I'll outlast you on this thread and I don't care how long it takes.
Your standards for research are fairly fucking low, considering your stupid-ass assertions about STD testing in the porn world.
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#349252 - 08/01/08 10:35 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
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Cam- You are hot as fuck. NO! HOTTER than fuck! Any whore that looks half as good as you does NOT need to say lol at the end of a sentence. Might I also say that switching just makes you even HOTTER! I just tried out the "other side of the coin" recently, and I found that I like being talked shit to a bit, and love having my face forced into the pie. It's a little disorienting at first when you give up the control, but I have found that it can certainly be enjoyable to be bossed around a little and made to say shit. -Keep It Dirty I feel sorry for all the losers out there in bars. Kinda makes me wanna goout drinking at the ba...nevermind
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#349255 - 08/01/08 11:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7597
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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#349257 - 08/02/08 01:46 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 07/14/08
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anyone who doesnt understand that will feel my stiletto heel neatly inserted into his rectum while his mouth is duct taped closed.
prepare to be spammed by Ryan Knox. He loooooves women that does that kind of thing. 
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#349260 - 08/02/08 12:30 PM
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#349261 - 08/02/08 01:50 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 559
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An unwashed cock.....at a point in space and time, when your pussy is your asshole and the hurt is acute.
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#349262 - 08/02/08 10:45 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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#349263 - 08/02/08 10:55 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
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^^ she's still here but as long as she never posts to this thread again, she has plausible deniability and can ignore the challenge.
A coward as well as a blowhard (but I'm just guessing at her oral skills).
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I'd rather be ignorant than stupid.
Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education.
Stupidity implies an inability to learn.
Therefore; ignorance is temporary, stupidity is forever!
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#349264 - 08/03/08 02:52 AM
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ADT regular
Registered: 06/24/08
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Where is Dariah anyway? Bad, I sure do hope that you calling bluff didn't scare her away crying with her tail between her legs. Then again, you probably did her a favor. Lord only knows the last time she had ANYTHING between her legs other than that stick Pretty was talking about (haze haze haze...bait bait bait)
-Jim B...
You sir, are possibly the funniest mothafucka up in this bitch...and I can say that...I'm funny.
-Keep It Dirty
I'm right here. And STOP misspelling my name. It's Diarrhea you uneducated turd.
And fuck Jim B. He's just an alt-id for Mike South. I should know. I spent an entire 15 minutes researching it on the PBS website.
Do you have children, Dirty Deads? Maybe I should call Childrens' Services on you.
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#349265 - 08/03/08 08:06 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
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Where is Dariah anyway? Bad, I sure do hope that you calling bluff didn't scare her away crying with her tail between her legs. Then again, you probably did her a favor. Lord only knows the last time she had ANYTHING between her legs other than that stick Pretty was talking about (haze haze haze...bait bait bait)
-Jim B...
You sir, are possibly the funniest mothafucka up in this bitch...and I can say that...I'm funny.
-Keep It Dirty
I'm right here. And STOP misspelling my name. It's Diarrhea you uneducated turd.
And fuck Jim B. He's just an alt-id for Mike South. I should know. I spent an entire 15 minutes researching it on the PBS website.
Do you have children, Dirty Deads? Maybe I should call Childrens' Services on you.
Um...ok dude. I wasn't talking to or about you, but hey, thanx for calling me (a complete stranger to you) names and threatening my would-be children. That was sure thoughtful of you. Oh, and Jim B, whoever he is, is funny. I like funny, but I still don't wanna fuck him. Sorry to let you down. Hey, could you do me a favor? Could you have a great day? Could'ya do that for ME?!?! Thanks.
-Keep It Dirty
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#349268 - 08/03/08 02:57 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
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Listening to the women in our families talk about when they were not allowed to vote, when they were not allowed to get an abortion, and how it was allowed to beat, rape, and murder women and usually get away with it.
Let me guess...it was your mother who wanted to get an abortion, right?
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#349269 - 08/04/08 08:20 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
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I am so very sorry for ALL of us that there is a Darrah (whom I call Dariah cuz she hates it I hope)
But......but......but........  ........but..........  ......... you called me kitten and wanted to have a pool party and barbecue with me. WWAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
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