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#348285 - 07/28/08 03:27 PM
Cocksuckerpunch!!!
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Registered: 10/21/05
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London's notorious gangsters, the Kray twins, had a favoured technique called 'the cigarette punch'. They would offer their unsuspecting victim a cigarette (or a light for his cigarette) and then sucker punch their protruding jaw...apparently this increased the likelihood of a broken jaw immeasurably. Seeing as JM are already the masters of punching-girls-in-the-head-porn, I thought they might like to give this gangland classic a porno makeover, and give jaded porn viewers what they really crave: COCKSUCKERPUNCH!!! The title covers all the bases...you've got your cock sucking and your sucker punching all in there...it does exactly what it says on the box. Just imagine the hours of fun when the porn chick opens her mouth wide to envelop the proffered cock, only to be caught out of leftfield by a sneaky uppercut! (NOTE: Uppercut to be delivered BEFORE cock goes in mouth, NOT AFTER. Uppercutting a chick with a mouthful of cock could lead to injury on the male performers' part...and by 'part' I mean 'penis'). My advice to Jeff and Tony is to move quickly and get this out on the market ASAP...my spies in the valley tell me that Belladonna is apparently been shooting content for a similar project with Kelly Wells. 
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#348286 - 07/28/08 03:53 PM
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Bonus if Dinsdale gets to nail the Whore's head to the floor.
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#348287 - 07/28/08 06:28 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
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t first i thought this thread was about this... Cockpuncher
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#348289 - 07/29/08 08:14 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
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DanG, can we try it out on your mom first? Followed next by you of course.
Dear Darrah,
You may or may not have noticed in your short time posting here at XPT that I have made it a point to abstain from joining in the bashing of you and your posts. I've never called you a cuntbag or wished cervical cancer on you or anything like that.
Sadly, you have yet again given credence to The Unknown Pervert's contention about 'things going over your head'. My above post is a PARODY, as you will find all of my posts in Fan Requests have been. It is a forum I very rarely post in, but when I do it is purely for shits and giggles. I think the only remotely plausible request/concept I have ever posted was for 'Super Snowball Gokkun'. Again, it was a joke, but it was theoretically possible too.
If you honestly think I am really suggesting that JM film a series like the one outlined above with the express intention of breaking the jaws of female talent, then you really do need to stop taking everything so seriously. Lighten up, if only for your own sake.
Now, am I also to assume the Belladonna/Kelly Wells reference went 'over your head' as well?
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#348294 - 07/29/08 02:02 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
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My above post is a PARODY, as you will find all of my posts in Fan Requests have been.
I'm sorry, I didn't know. 
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#348295 - 07/29/08 02:05 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
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Dan, she's already called Peta about those donkey punches. 
I hate that fucking terrorist organization. They are the biggest killers of animals. And basically 90% of the people they get to represent them do eat meat and wear leather and fur. Jenna Jameson, Pam Anderson, and their current sexiest of 2008 Leona Lewis. They also don't want any animal testing for medical research. But I believe it was the founder of PETA that has cancer or something and takes the medications tested on animals.
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#348300 - 07/29/08 07:29 PM
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#348301 - 08/08/08 08:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
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Who's Peta? And Kelly Wells? And Belladonna? And..... 
This is Peta. 
Damn.. I'd fuck that bitch.
This Peta is smoking hot but that other Peta sucks ass, such hypocrites. They suck. Their financials have shown they contributed miniscule amounts of money and pay all the staff exhorbatant amounts of salaries.   
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#348306 - 08/13/08 09:45 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/01/08
Posts: 69
Loc: Panorama City, CA
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Why, dude, why???
Honestly, I don't know exactly why. It's different for everyone who totally digs femdom, I guess.
For me, I feel it's because I've been treated like shit by hot babes throughout my entire life...even by my ex wife... and now I enjoy it! lol!
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