19073 Members
14 Forums
40349 Topics
614158 Posts
Max Online: 639 @ 01/18/23 06:59 AM
|
|
|
#347882 - 07/27/08 08:29 PM
Re: Ahhh! AHHH! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
|
Quote:
Too many cocks too close together.
Yes, a pack of sexual predators those male sex addicts are/were at Redlight back in those days. You realize that this is ERIK EVERTARD's only contribution of any significance, positive or negative, to society?
Seriously ask yourself "WHY THE FUCK would anyone do this?" Why? What is the point? There is none, it is a sociopathic, empty, sick act in a bunch of empty peoples' lives who are only concerned about how they feel NOW, TODAY, this minute. Animals have higher, more noble levels of thinking than the "people" in that scene; afterall beavers, and squirrels and the like are always storing food and preparing for winter, or the arrival of their young, and /or buidling a better Beaver Dam ... Beavers dont spend the summer fucking each other in the ass and watching, transfixed, as beaver splooge oozes out of the beaver rectums into the flowing river stream below, and then all of a sudden have it be November and their food supplies are bereft, and all they have to show for their summer's work are a bunch of DVDs with "Cum Filled Beaver-Ass Overload" scribbled in Beaverish on the cover.
_________________________
Are you gonna eat that?
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#347884 - 07/27/08 09:18 PM
Re: Ahhh! AHHH! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
|
Quote:
Seriously ask yourself "WHY THE FUCK would anyone do this?" Why? What is the point? There is none, it is a sociopathic, empty, sick act in a bunch of empty peoples' lives who are only concerned about how they feel NOW, TODAY, this minute. Animals have higher, more noble levels of thinking than the "people" in that scene; afterall beavers, and squirrels and the like are always storing food and preparing for winter, or the arrival of their young, and /or buidling a better Beaver Dam ... Beavers dont spend the summer fucking each other in the ass and watching, transfixed, as beaver splooge oozes out of the beaver rectums into the flowing river stream below, and then all of a sudden have it be November and their food supplies are bereft, and all they have to show for their summer's work are a bunch of DVDs with "Cum Filled Beaver-Ass Overload" scribbled in Beaverish on the cover.
OMG that's fuckin funny. 
_________________________
I really try to retain a respectful distance from my models, even when I'm lubing up their pussies.
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#347885 - 07/28/08 12:34 AM
Re: Ahhh! AHHH! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7597
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
|
Burg, always love your analysis and commentary because you're an XPT OG. I just believe that the optimum number of cocks in a sex scene is ... http://youtube.com/watch?v=Uv_EebNjW-k&feature=related
_________________________
"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#347886 - 07/28/08 04:32 AM
Re: Ahhh! AHHH! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
|
Quote:
OMG that's fuckin funny.
Oh sure, go ahead and laugh Holly, but there are some disturbing forces at work here....but as long as you are here let me ask you this: How many enemas (enemae?) do you think Keri had to administer to get her poophole to be clean and sterile enough so that ONLY the 5 creep splooge loads came oozing back out of Keri's cute pickered asshole when it came time for the "poop shot" into the sherbert bowl? And would you suspect that, given the high fiber diet of the average Beaver (eating twigs all the time) would mitigate the need for such preparation?
Seriously Holly, you mentioned before your "fantasy" of being gangbanged, is this the type of activity you'd approve of regards your own asshole? And as a business woman in the business of making Pornography, what is your professional opinion of the FIFTH guy sticking his pole into that rectal cavity already filled with FOUR creep loads? Wouldnt you say that guy number 5 would have to be at least partially "bi curious" to not have a problem doing that? And as a dog and Horse lover, you MUST feel that those species are more noble than these soulless freaks, right?? Come on, say it, dont hold back, your dogs and their friends everywhere are seeking your moral endorsement.
_________________________
Are you gonna eat that?
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#347887 - 07/28/08 06:37 AM
Re: Ahhh! AHHH! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
|
Quote:
Quote:
OMG that's fuckin funny.
Oh sure, go ahead and laugh Holly, but there are some disturbing forces at work here....but as long as you are here let me ask you this: How many enemas (enemae?) do you think Keri had to administer to get her poophole to be clean and sterile enough so that ONLY the 5 creep splooge loads came oozing back out of Keri's cute pickered asshole when it came time for the "poop shot" into the sherbert bowl? And would you suspect that, given the high fiber diet of the average Beaver (eating twigs all the time) would mitigate the need for such preparation?
Seriously Holly, you mentioned before your "fantasy" of being gangbanged, is this the type of activity you'd approve of regards your own asshole? And as a business woman in the business of making Pornography, what is your professional opinion of the FIFTH guy sticking his pole into that rectal cavity already filled with FOUR creep loads? Wouldnt you say that guy number 5 would have to be at least partially "bi curious" to not have a problem doing that? And as a dog and Horse lover, you MUST feel that those species are more noble than these soulless freaks, right?? Come on, say it, dont hold back, your dogs and their friends everywhere are seeking your moral endorsement.
The cum most go on the face, always on the face...
_________________________
I really try to retain a respectful distance from my models, even when I'm lubing up their pussies.
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#347889 - 07/28/08 09:08 AM
Re: Ahhh! AHHH! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
|
Quote:
The cum most go on the face, always on the face...
Truth  
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#347890 - 07/28/08 09:29 AM
Re: Ahhh! AHHH! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5092
Loc:
|
I've been a bad beaver...
_________________________
-------------------
Mild Mannered Minion
-------------------
I feel the pull on the rope, let me off at the rainbow
-Anyway, Genesis
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#347891 - 07/28/08 09:46 AM
Re: Ahhh! AHHH! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
|
Quote:
The last dude (as always) is Steve Holmes. He took a cumshot in the face for money once (too lazy to find the clip, it is floating around the internet and has been commented on this board before). Do you think he has a problem with going last in this semen fest?
Whatever your screen name was here previously, mindltd, care less, etc., you need to take a dirtnap. There's nothing more boring than a person that keeps re-registering time after time from being banned. Eat shit out Steve Holmes asshole for all I care, twink.
_________________________
I like me some Gia'd Jerkins.
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#347893 - 07/28/08 01:07 PM
Re: Ahhh! AHHH! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 07/14/08
Posts: 787
|
Quote:
Quote:
The last dude (as always) is Steve Holmes. He took a cumshot in the face for money once (too lazy to find the clip, it is floating around the internet and has been commented on this board before). Do you think he has a problem with going last in this semen fest?
Whatever your screen name was here previously, mindltd, care less, etc., you need to take a dirtnap. There's nothing more boring than a person that keeps re-registering time after time from being banned. Eat shit out Steve Holmes asshole for all I care, twink.
I don't get it. I never said I don't like the guy. In fact, I like his movies a lot. But you can't deny that he's at least very open minded when it comes to sex with guys (he has described this himself). Hence my comment as a reply to burgs concluding question. What the fuck?
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#347896 - 08/01/08 08:06 PM
Re: Ahhh! AHHH! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/24/08
Posts: 388
Loc: Virginia
|
Burg has proved to me that I watch too much porn. At minute 41 I was already passed out in a puddle of my own goo. I am immediately contacting Brooke Balentyne to save my soul.
_________________________
"I had a rough night, and I hate the fucking Eagles, man ." - The Dude
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
|
0 registered (),
268
Guests and
3
Spiders online. |
|
Key:
Admin,
Global Mod,
Mod
|
|
|
Previous Topic
Index
