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#347522 - 07/27/08 09:20 PM
Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM DARRAH FORD
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/21/03
Posts: 675
Loc: Belgrade
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... I also blog. And you are?
Oooh, she blogs! Very unique.
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#347523 - 07/27/08 10:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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How so? In that you drink beer, you are full of shit or that you look good in a tiny photograph?
I don't drink but why would I be full of shit if I did drink? But similar in hair, skin tone, and physique.
Which doesn't say a fucking thing, as Bornyo pointed out with #3 (looks good in a TINY [read: 100x100] photograph).
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#347524 - 07/27/08 11:29 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
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Darrah, what is your height and weight?
Why, so you and everyone else can say I'm "fat" because I'm not a fucking size zero? I'm 5 foot 4 and 120-ish pounds.
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#347525 - 07/27/08 11:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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I think we should nickname her 3MI, or possibly more affectionate, Cher Nobyl.
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#347528 - 07/28/08 03:02 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I deleted my post because I mistook you for claiming to be a size zero at 5'4" and 120 lbs, which is no size zero anyway. My bad.
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#347530 - 07/28/08 04:08 AM
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Anonymous
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Jimbo, did you ever think in that thick skull of yours that he got a job where he works at a computer all day? many people are online while at work on their computer. I'm on other boards where most are on during work hours.
Okay, Dopey. I'm going to say it again because I know that you and Blecchh are easily confused by basic arithmetic:
First 80 % of his time here: 13 % of his posts
Last 20 % of his time here: 87% of his posts
Which again begs the question: What did he get fired for? Obviously, he didn't get promoted. People who's entire game consists of "I know you are but what am I?" don't get promoted.
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#347531 - 07/28/08 06:11 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Hey, that's the Pareto principle. Nice one, Jim. Educational and all.... 
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#347533 - 07/28/08 02:25 PM
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Anonymous
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Only to the extent that Horshack, Darrah and blecch are all pretty dense.
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#347534 - 07/28/08 03:53 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 03/07/06
Posts: 1059
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I know 80% of my business comes from 20% of my clients.
Little Jimmy seems to be very concerned about my well being. I seem to notice that 80% of your posts are devoted to slamming other people. Which leads me to believe that you are unsatisfied in your life. Which also explains why you have time to examine my posts.
Personally, I'm bummed that nobody is suing me.
Jim B is a homosexual serial killer.
One other thing I've noticed. Why the hell does Fenris end every post with his name? Seems a bit redundant.
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#347535 - 07/28/08 03:57 PM
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Anonymous
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Funny that you didn't seem to notice that Fenris was the only one talking about suing people, Blecchh. Just another in your spectacular line of failures.
BTW: You forgot to mention the new line of sausage patties I'm releasing. 100% Victim Goodness.
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#347536 - 07/28/08 04:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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I am in a generous mood today so I will cover the content of Blech's next ten posts so he can do something more constructive with his time like fingerfucking a gopher.
Jim B. is responsible for global warming.
Jim B. is responsible for the falling dollar.
Jim B. was Phil Mickelson's caddy on the 72nd hole at Winged Foot.
Jim B botched the handoff to Larry Csonka that Herman Edwards ended up returning for a touchdown to knock the Giants out of the playoffs. (Has anyone ever seen Jim B. and Joe Pisarick in the same place?)
Jim B. caused the aliens to crash at Roswell.
Jim B. pitched Cop Rock to NBC.
Jim B. refereed the 1972 U.S.-U.S.S.R. basketball game at Munich.
Jim B. developed New Coke and Betamax.
Jim B. was overheard asking what does this lever do during tours of Three Mile Island, Chernobyl, and the Union Carbide plant at Bhopal, India.
Jim B. was also overheard asking if anyone had a light on the Hindenburg.
Jim B. gave Natalie Wood swimming lessons and John Denver flying lessons.
Never let it be said I have not contributed anything to help mankind.
Edited by the unknown pervert (07/28/08 04:27 PM)
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#347537 - 07/28/08 04:33 PM
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Anonymous
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Let's not forget that I am personally responsible for the robust state of the Zimbabwean economy. IMHO, my greatest achievement yet. Stuck around St. Petersburg, when I saw it was time for a change... 
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#347539 - 07/28/08 04:51 PM
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Anonymous
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On the plus side, you're not calling him "Mallory" anymore.
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#347540 - 07/28/08 04:53 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/10/06
Posts: 1487
Loc: NYC
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Listen, you stupid bitch: I have never instigated shit on this board. I tried to give you some worthwhile advice when you got here, but you wiped your ass with it and threw it back at me. Your lack of a sense of humor is only trumped by your utter stupidity, you no-talent piece of shit. These words are the last I will type in your direction. Now get back in that Dairy Queen where you belong. 
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#347544 - 07/28/08 05:21 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
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I'm sure she will find out eventually... Luke did a few times...
Is that a threat?
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#347545 - 07/28/08 05:24 PM
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Anonymous
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Is that a threat?
Watch out, Rob. Next thing you know, she'll accuse you of being Marc Wallice.
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#347547 - 07/28/08 05:27 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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Darrah, you have to quit jumping for the bait, for you own peace of mind.
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#347550 - 07/28/08 05:31 PM
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Anonymous
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I might try to destroy your porn blogging career...
Now you've done it. Prepare to feel the wrath of Blecchh.
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#347552 - 07/28/08 05:34 PM
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Anonymous
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I didn't miss it, but Darrah and her fanboi...
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#347554 - 07/28/08 05:37 PM
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Anonymous
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I disagree, Fenris. Ostensibly, she's an adult, covering "adult" and should be allowed to face the consequences of her actions.
Besides, the shit is fucking funny.
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#347557 - 07/28/08 05:40 PM
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Anonymous
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I'm blahhh2000 and I approve this message.
Congratulations. You are officially dumber than Darrah. Here's your sign...
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#347558 - 07/28/08 05:43 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
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BTW darrah, i would like to congratulate you for posting your story about Dita being on the cover of Bizzare... on the day the issue AFTER that one hits news stands.
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But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli
If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
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#347560 - 07/28/08 05:50 PM
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Anonymous
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BTW darrah, i would like to congratulate you for posting your story about Dita being on the cover of Bizzare... on the day the issue AFTER that one hits news stands.
Hmmm... Yeah, Blecchh is still dumber than Darrah. 
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#347561 - 07/28/08 06:36 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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This thread is the equivalent of the short bus driver zoning out on Oxy and running over the after school specials. Fenris, Blahh, killed in action? No. Mowed down like weeds. Yupper. Sometimes you're up, sometimes down. As heads is tails, Just call me LouCypher. Who needs restraint. 
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#347564 - 07/29/08 12:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Malice should make all wannabe XPT posters pass a seminar on comprehending sarcasm before being allowed to post.
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I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules
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#347565 - 07/29/08 01:32 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 10/18/07
Posts: 40
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Buy this NOW:
That book rocks. You really should buy it...
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#347567 - 07/29/08 06:45 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
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Fail.
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"You're disgusting, you Caligula-esque mother fucker.
But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli
If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
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#347568 - 07/29/08 07:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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Blahh###
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Malice should make all wannabe XPT posters pass a seminar on comprehending sarcasm before being allowed to post.
But then he'd have to ban himself, Jim B, LouCypher, you, Khan, and every porn whore except Gia.
Nice company we keep ehh?
Now name another time in your interwerb experience that you've been assraped so effectively. I mean from start to finish. Answer...NEVER
That being said let me help you review your efforts so far.
Fact: I had you ignoring my posts in no less than what? ten responses. Thereby making your asshole look like a Polynesian sunset.
Fact: I burst your twat so hard you put me in your sig.
Fact: See my story then substitute Jim B, Khan, Gia, UP, and anyone else with an internet connection.
Summation : The original four horsemen of the apocolypse didn't ride horses, they rode victims like you. Into the ground.
Fucken deal with it.
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i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#347569 - 07/29/08 09:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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I'm sure she will find out eventually... Luke did a few times...
Is that a threat?
Is this seriously the only fucking defense that you have? EVERYONE is threatening you?
For fuck's sake, see a shrink.
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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