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#347234 - 07/25/08 06:03 PM
XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
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Time for a new Photoshop contest in recognition of our great, balding friend, Skeet Kerkavoe. Entries based on: originality, sense of humor, references to recent drunk Skeeter phone calls to Gene Ross, and puns about hairlines.
Rules:
 1. You get one submission. Yes, you too, GG.
2. Skeeter may submit his own entry, but he must register as "Skeeter Kerkavoe."
3. Bridgette is not eligible. Neither are any of the kids.
4. Contest ends July 31, 11:59 p.m. MST
5. Winner gets either a free custom shirt from The Simp Store, or the password to my AEBN account, which has about 60 minutes left on it.
 GOOD LUCK!!!
Willie would like to add that this in no way intends to denigrate or defame Mr. Kerkavoe. I love him like...a...bro..well, let's not go that far. But rest assured, this has everything to do with headbands, tattoos and creepy pornographers, and nothing to do with child porn convictions, strawberry enemas, or bankruptcy petitions.
Skeet... U da man on XPT!
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#347238 - 07/25/08 10:46 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
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^ winnar
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#347239 - 07/25/08 11:06 PM
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Post deleted by Willie D
[It never happened...Gillian Anderson's vagina is not here...]
Edited by Willie D (07/26/08 12:58 AM)
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#347241 - 07/25/08 11:49 PM
Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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[Sherlock_Burglar] Case Solved!!![/Sherlock_Burglar]
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#347242 - 07/25/08 11:58 PM
Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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#347245 - 07/26/08 12:43 AM
Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter"
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 07/14/08
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#347246 - 07/26/08 01:32 AM
Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter"
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/15/06
Posts: 412
Loc: NYC
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#347249 - 07/26/08 02:52 AM
Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter"
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/07/07
Posts: 576
Loc: Dolce Hottest Bukkake Babe
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#347250 - 07/26/08 05:03 AM
Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter"
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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My entry:
King and Da Burg are way out in front at the moment, in all honesty...
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#347252 - 07/26/08 11:13 AM
Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7597
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Dan G, I dig yours. It's trippy. Since I know nothing of photoshop, can somebody do one of him holding a certificate for The Hair Club for Men?
Edited by tattypatty (07/26/08 11:15 AM)
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#347253 - 07/26/08 11:29 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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Quote:
Gigi??
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#347255 - 07/26/08 07:13 PM
Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter"
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Porn Jesus
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#347256 - 07/26/08 07:45 PM
Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter"
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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yeah, here's another one. i keep editing because even though i have resized the pics, they keep showing up really big. wtf, sorry. edited to add that this fucking picture is supposed to be just 3" wide. don't know what i'm doing wrong, argh
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Edited by Gigi Kerkavoe (07/26/08 07:46 PM)
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#347257 - 07/26/08 07:48 PM
Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter"
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Anonymous
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#347258 - 07/26/08 07:50 PM
Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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"they keep showing up really big"
[gigi's husband]I've seen bigger[/gigi's husband]
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#347259 - 07/26/08 07:51 PM
Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter"
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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ha, gunker. thanks, jim
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#347261 - 07/26/08 09:43 PM
Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter"
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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^^translate please, lou 
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#347263 - 07/26/08 09:53 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
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Ohh ffs.. pozzed up means hiv +. No way that fucker ever stepped foot on the ice. Nice arch btw. 
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#347265 - 07/26/08 10:25 PM
Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter"
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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#347266 - 07/27/08 10:27 PM
Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter"
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/07
Posts: 367
Loc: WI
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Burg is winning
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#347269 - 07/28/08 02:16 PM
Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter"
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Anonymous
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The tape holding the picture is hilarious.
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#347270 - 07/28/08 04:54 PM
Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter"
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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^^ I noticed that too. It's the little extras, like attention to details, that make a good photoshop image.
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#347274 - 07/29/08 12:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Nice one, Max! Especially the dildo on the counter and the little banana on his arm!
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#347275 - 07/29/08 07:22 PM
Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter"
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Registered: 10/19/06
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He even included a reflection...
heh..
Bad Habit.. any fallout?
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#347279 - 07/30/08 09:59 AM
Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter"
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Pervert
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#347282 - 07/30/08 11:15 AM
Re: XPT Photoshop Contest 2008 - "Skeeter"
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Pervert
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
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Quote:
G., did she bust you in Memphis???
no she my boo.
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