19073 Members
14 Forums
40349 Topics
614156 Posts
Max Online: 639 @ 01/18/23 06:59 AM
|
|
|
#346805 - 07/24/08 12:00 AM
Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
|
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
|
damnit... now you make me make the same face as the whore in the other pic...
you ever heard the phrase "it seemed like a good idea at the time"?
hmmm... actually it didnt... but i did it to make her happy, all the while she made me miserable, I moved on from then... and would like to continue to do that.
_________________________
"You're disgusting, you Caligula-esque mother fucker.
But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli
If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#346807 - 07/24/08 01:03 AM
Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
|
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
|
^^ The Mohawk is Keiko, the other "chick" is a dude.
Remind me never to ask you to be my wingman.
_________________________
I'd rather be ignorant than stupid.
Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education.
Stupidity implies an inability to learn.
Therefore; ignorance is temporary, stupidity is forever!
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#346809 - 07/24/08 03:57 AM
Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
|
In the year 2056, hanging in the art gallery of the NEWEST Vegas Hotel/Casino Property, Hallucinations opened by Steve Wynn's Great Granddaughter, Desdemona Bronte Wynn-Blodgett, will be the following Avante Garde Photographic Cultural Moralistic Interpretation of the crisis that gripped the Country's Youth from 2012 thru 2027, when finally millions of members of the demographic blip known as "Generation PCB" (PCB = Pre-Cum babies) killed their meth addled parents ala "Children of the Corn Industry's Ethanol Fanatics" and eredicated all meth from the country, and porn in particular. In 2056, porn is made only by hot chicks who LOVE to fuck and gobble cum , bringing us one step closer to Utopia.  "SLOTH"
_________________________
Are you gonna eat that?
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#346810 - 07/24/08 05:19 AM
Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
|
Anonymous
Unregistered
|
In the first picture, he almost looks alive. Sadly, after hitting the pipe, he reverts to form and is clearly facinated by the man-ass in the second pic.
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#346816 - 07/24/08 01:27 PM
Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
|
Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/07/06
Posts: 756
Loc: Somewhere in the middle
|
Quote:
im pulling this one from the depths of my archives... but fuck... ever tried to take a pic without looking at what your taking a pic of?
I will have nightmares tonight, thanks a lot. 
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#346820 - 07/29/08 07:13 PM
Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
|
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/10/08
Posts: 201
|
Ryan,
I'd like to hear a rebuttal.
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#346822 - 07/30/08 03:45 PM
Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
|
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/19/06
Posts: 310
|
Quote:
Ask your mother for some Bus money.
If you are too ashamed to ask for bus money yourself you could at least say "please"
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#346826 - 07/31/08 02:50 PM
Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
|
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
|
shes pretty fat still dude... dont make me post the behind shot..
_________________________
"You're disgusting, you Caligula-esque mother fucker.
But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli
If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#346827 - 07/31/08 03:36 PM
Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
|
Quote:
Very innovative, you get a "0" for Originality!
Is not a originality issue, that is just a fact.
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#346828 - 07/31/08 04:55 PM
Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
|
This broad's body + pics of Ryan Knox = reason #42,856 why I don't want kids.
_________________________
"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#346831 - 07/31/08 05:45 PM
Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
|
Anonymous
Unregistered
|
That looks suspiciously like Malice's office. 
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#346832 - 07/31/08 06:51 PM
Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
|
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
|
it was my office at extreme.
_________________________
"You're disgusting, you Caligula-esque mother fucker.
But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli
If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#346833 - 07/31/08 08:21 PM
Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
|
AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 05/01/06
Posts: 502
|
I've assfucked my fair share of lonely housewives and can tell you without any doubts, that woman's body is the result of:
1) Kids...she's got a "shelf" of excess skin from having a distended belly.
2) Dieting without exercise...she lots a ton fast but didn't build up any muscle tissue to shape up. Basically, she needs to get her muscle to eat that ass and hips, first place fat goes on, last place to take it off.
3) Only way to cure the shelf will be if she does a tummy tuck...and even then she'll have a hip-to-hip scar. Not much better.
Basically, only good for oral and assfucking now. But then again, aren't they all?
_________________________
Darrah Ford's family video archives - Father's Day, 1996:
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#346834 - 07/31/08 08:37 PM
Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
|
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
|
Quote:
This broad's body + pics of Ryan Knox = reason #42,856 why I don't want kids.
But you're certainly ready for them, that Biological clock is ticking and it'd be a shame for you not to have one by the time you turn 40. Hey, that's really soon ain't it?
Tick. Tock.
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#346836 - 07/31/08 08:42 PM
Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
|
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
|
Quote:
Quote:
Very innovative, you get a "0" for Originality!
Is not a originality issue, that is just a fact.
Elli G are Fag, that is fact. He make subscribe to Meninpain.com, jack off to it and call the guys on the site gay. He knows he is fag deep down in his heart 
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#346838 - 07/31/08 08:44 PM
Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
|
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
|
this really makes me want to dig through all my tapes for the tape of me and nautica making fun of ryan's inability to get a hard on while waiting 30min for him to do so.
_________________________
"You're disgusting, you Caligula-esque mother fucker.
But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli
If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#346840 - 07/31/08 08:52 PM
Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
|
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
|
thats by choice ryan... and if you consider what you do still around.. go for it... besides... I've never actually left... and... as some already know.... it is only a matter of time now
_________________________
"You're disgusting, you Caligula-esque mother fucker.
But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli
If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#346844 - 07/31/08 08:59 PM
Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
|
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
|
heh... poor deluded ryan.
go hit the pipe a little more.
_________________________
"You're disgusting, you Caligula-esque mother fucker.
But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli
If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#346850 - 07/31/08 09:12 PM
Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
|
Speaking of which, Rob, direct us to some pictures of Keiko with her new tits or better yet just post them here.
Ignore Ryan- he is an invalid, stricken with ED at a tragically young age.
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#346851 - 07/31/08 09:13 PM
Re: Some pictures speak a thousand words
|
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
|
actually, it was in 2004 when you were still giving handjobs to truckers for crack money and nobody knew or cared who you were.... oh wait.. that pretty much applies to now too huh? the only difference is you had only failed in life privately at that point, your chronic erectile dysfunction not yet immortalized on film. 
_________________________
"You're disgusting, you Caligula-esque mother fucker.
But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli
If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
|
0 registered (),
262
Guests and
3
Spiders online. |
|
Key:
Admin,
Global Mod,
Mod
|
|
|
Previous Topic
Index
