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#344561 - 07/16/08 11:39 AM
Blonde 18y/o Looking for FUN work
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http://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/adg/757216300.html---------------------------------------------------- Blonde 18y/o Looking for FUN work (In Lutz OR Close By) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply to: gigs-757216300@craigslist.orgDate: 2008-07-16, 11:30AM EDT My names Kelsey and I'm looking to get into the Adult Industry. I just turned 18 so I am excited that I'm actually legal to be doing adult gigs. : ) I'll Do softcore or Hardcore( but with protection) Id perfer oral though over sex. Limitations: No anal, bondage, foot fetish, DP. I only want to work with males please. Girls are fun in all but I like guys way more. My measurments are 36A-27-37 Im 6'0''( Yes Im that tall, lol) Transportation for me is a bit tough at the moment for me, So Please if you do have work for me. Have it be in LUTZ. Or Veryy close by. Minimum is $150PERHOUR. I am not looking to do photography either. I already have a photographer, I'll give you pics when you describe what your work you want to give me consists of. & Please I require a pic of who ever I will be working with, I dont like being surprised. & I wont work with guys over the age of 40! Location: In Lutz OR Close By it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests Compensation: $150 / Per Scene/ Per Hour
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#344562 - 07/16/08 12:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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This girl's future "NO" List is longer than my Wordiest post....that's a really funny listing when you read it thoroughly....only thing missing in her delusional daydream-of-afuture-porn career is her saying "I want nothing to do with CUM. All my scenes will not have a cumshot. Unless the guy looks like Dave Beckham...if he is like Dave Beckham, then he may cum below my neck and above my belly button. And I want a Bowl of M&Ms within reach at all times, with the brown ones removed."
6 foot tall Feminist Amazonian Cum Dodging Pornstar...yeah right.
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#344565 - 07/16/08 04:13 PM
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"Lutz Smuts Productions" has a certain cache to it, don't you think?
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#344567 - 07/16/08 09:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I get a kick out of people who think porn pays by the hour.
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#344568 - 07/16/08 09:58 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
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Loc: SoCal
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^^Escorts are paid by the hour, it's an honest mistake for newly legal girl to make. 
Now here's a thousand, you're going to have a real busy day little girl.
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#344569 - 07/17/08 01:21 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 08/16/06
Posts: 453
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wow...what a bargain there are some lucky guys that are gonna have fun with her
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#344570 - 07/17/08 01:53 AM
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One of my particular points in this post is the whole condom thing….I have said it time and time before…..but she would have probably wanted it with the oral too…so that leaves out Dirty D….. The basic principal that I am trying to relate….as I sound very much repetitive on THIS subject is that lets say………
Real hot chick who only wants to work condom only shoots is paired up with either Marc Wallice or Darren James…….by some crazy cosmic mistake……so even though…..as everyone already knows that they tested positive for HIV…would ya still fuck ‘em even with a condom? You PW’s??? Now would ya???
If so please consultant with a shrink ASAP because I think you have a death wish.
Human error causes faults in any “testing” system (including AIM & TTS)…..but we all know that condoms are not 100% guaranteed either. Its just one of the risks for making them BIG BUCKS!!!$$$$$....shit its just like OTR gasoline tanker truck drivers that get extra hazard pay….or active duty enlisted personnel that get extra pay for being in a “combat zone”.
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#344572 - 07/17/08 09:34 AM
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They're still shooting? In the US? Really????? I had no idea...<<shudder>> I suppose they can always get the bug-chaser freaks
The question was posed as more to the rules of or in porn....
1) your supposta get tested once a month.
2) California is "actually" the only "legal" place to shoot porn (see Ray Guhn).
3) Condoms make for shitty scenes....and thats why everyones tested.
etc etc....
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#344573 - 07/21/08 07:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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I get a kick out of people who think porn pays by the hour.
Sure, but just think of the quick 'bang & go' sex scene.
Something even Brandon Iron can afford cheap, and she's amateur, too!!
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Now here's a thousand, you're going to have a real busy day little girl.
Sure Habit, but how much video footage / damage could one possibly do to this prospective whore in 6.67 hours, yet attain any sense of variety with so many limitations?
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wow...what a bargain there are some lucky guys that are gonna have fun with her
Brandon C, aren't you the wanna-be...ahem, aspiring smut director? $150 per hour is dirt cheap pal, go for it. Get her to do her first POV scene for $300 and sell it to someone who will pay double.
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#344575 - 07/22/08 04:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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I want to be one of your stunt cocks someday, lol. Just don't get some skank that's willing to work cheap, unless she's a bubblehead bimbo whore who thinks she'll be the next Jenna. 
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#344577 - 07/23/08 03:36 PM
UPDATE: Blonde 18y/o Looking for FUN work
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http://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/adg/767145523.html----------------------------------------------------- Blonde Looking for FUN work (Lutz/ Or Close By) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply to: gigs-767145523@craigslist.orgDate: 2008-07-23, 4:42PM EDT Id like to do some POV's, I want to do this for a producer or website. Ive been getting a lot of emails for private work and I WILL NOT do that. Please email me if you have work for me. My Limitations: No anal, condomless, extreme bondage, or girl/girl, or cream pies. $200 minimum PER HOUR. My measurements are 36A, 27,36 Im 6'0'' Bleach Blonde Hair, Blue Eyes, Caucasian And one more thing. I wont do gangbangs with more than 5 guys. You must be in Lutz or very close by. Or if you want me to travel farther more in tampa, you better pay me good because of gas prices. Please Email me with the following info about the work you have for me What website or producer are you filming for? exactly where are we going to be filming? What is the shoot going to consist of? & I need a pic of whomever I will be working with. No one over the age of 39 Please. Location: Lutz/ Or Close By it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests Compensation: $200 Minimun Per hour
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#344578 - 07/23/08 04:18 PM
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Anonymous
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I wont do gangbangs with more than 5 guys.
Because fucking six convicts on film is so white trash. 
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#344580 - 07/23/08 08:06 PM
Re: UPDATE: Blonde 18y/o Looking for FUN work
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
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Maybe she's being practical? After all 3 holes and a cock in each hand, that's 5 cocks there. Guy #6 is just gonna be standing around. As a porn viewer, I like watching up to 5 guys or bukkake. If you're gonna have extra guys around, it looks better to have a lot of them.
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#344583 - 07/24/08 12:59 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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^^ Did you get a photo?
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#344584 - 07/24/08 08:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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She won't give one out unless you're a serious party. I didn't even express interest, because I'm in Indiana - not the most ideal place to shoot porn. 
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#344587 - 07/25/08 09:59 AM
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He's never claimed to have shot porn, to my knowledge. Some amateur stills, but that's about it.
Gonzo, OTOH, is moving into the "seek & destroy" phase of fanboidom, wherein the fanboi, not content to merely defend his whore's honor, proactively goes after those he's deemed to have attacked the object of his whoreship in the past. The consistent use of the nunchuck Graemlin (  ) is the giveaway.
There oughta be an "Adventures of Fanboi" comic book.
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#344590 - 07/28/08 08:20 AM
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They're still shooting? In the US? Really????? I had no idea...<<shudder>> I suppose they can always get the bug-chaser freaks
The question was posed as more to the rules of or in porn....
1) your supposta get tested once a month.
2) California is "actually" the only "legal" place to shoot porn (see Ray Guhn).
3) Condoms make for shitty scenes....and thats why everyones tested.
etc etc....
I heard bangbros and reality kings both shoot in florida. It must be legal in florida too. no?
What you heard was right....just that they are WRONG...since you dont have the comfort of legal precedent that California can afford you in California v. Freeman. For a more general explanation-
http://supreme.justia.com/us/488/1311/case.html
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#344591 - 07/28/08 08:24 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 07/19/08
Posts: 51
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I can only assume they have the best legal minds working for them. Why would they shoot in FL if it was against the law?
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#344593 - 07/28/08 08:40 AM
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I can only assume they have the best legal minds working for them. Why would they shoot in FL if it was against the law?
Well A) they are shooting in a location notoriously known to have a larger then average crime rate...(REAL CRIME..keeps the popo busy) and B) is a tad bit more liberal then the state on the average...
Ray Guhn (aka, Clinton McCowen) was popped in was arrested on June 23rd 2006 by the Escambia County Sheriff's Office and charged with Obscenity, Racketeering, and recently amended to include Money Laundering has pled out his case and has yet to be sentenced (state case). Max Hardcore (aka, Paul Little) has also been convicted and has (Hillsborough County) yet to be sentenced (federal case). So its more like waiting till the other shoe falls….ask any stripper who has worked Florida about the counties weird laws and rules….what can be considered ILLEGAL in one county (T-Back, Thong) wouldn’t be considered ILLEGAL in another county….its a really fucked up state…do your research on Florida…before you start doing business there!
Bang Bros was sued by the U.S. government in June 2005 for violating the FTC (Federal Trade Commission) Adult Labeling Rule and Federal CAN-SPAM Act.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bang_Bros
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#344600 - 08/05/08 11:24 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Zen, she doesn't do anal! Why do you use Kelly instead of Kelsey? 
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#344602 - 08/05/08 12:56 PM
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Nice to see that one of my posts has had such an impact on someone’s life….
So have you figured out yet that porn is mostly shot without CONDOMS?!?
I know in you’re heart of hearts that this will automatically protect you 100% from getting inseminated or catching any type of STD's....
When you wake up and see that you’re going nowhere…...let us know.
BTW…don’t add something stupid……..like bang bros let me do whatever I wanted to do…mumbo jumbo……if you read the site…you will see that they are the exception and defiantly NOT the rule.
You might want to see if they feel that way out in la la land!!!
I think they should unleash the welcome wagon of both Dave Cummings and Dick Nasty since you have problems with old farts…..shit according to his bio Peter North is 51…..would you do a scene with him if ya got some $$$ for it???
Maybe if you decide not to be so picky you may actually make it in the biz……good luck golden pussy girl!
Just remember the reality of what is porn…..you might think your special…but there are hundreds of girls either as hot or hotter then you willing to do more for less and with fewer restrictions… yes hun….reality bites!
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#344607 - 08/05/08 08:02 PM
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Registered: 07/24/08
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#344608 - 08/05/08 08:09 PM
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#344609 - 08/05/08 08:13 PM
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ADT regular
Registered: 07/24/08
Posts: 16
Loc: Tampa, Fl
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Acutally just view my myspace profile.
http://www.myspace.com/kelseykhaotic
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#344611 - 08/05/08 08:34 PM
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ADT regular
Registered: 07/24/08
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Loc: Tampa, Fl
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Kelsey, you're a hottie anyway. PLease post as many pics as you'd like, especially naked ones. Are you really 6 ft tall like your myspace says?
Thank you and Yes im 6ft
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#344617 - 08/12/08 03:06 PM
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ADT regular
Registered: 07/24/08
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She looks like a pug pup. 
Pug pups are cute though.
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#344618 - 08/12/08 07:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
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She looks like a pug pup.
Pug pups are cute though.
Yeah they are but not in a human form. Sorry Im a critical bitch, your body is nice though. I wish you luck in whatever you decide to do.
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#344619 - 08/13/08 06:52 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 05/23/06
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leave the pug alone
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#344620 - 08/13/08 09:59 AM
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leave the pug alone
We dont need no education.
We dont need no thought control.
No dark sarcasm in the classroom.
Teacher, leave the pug alone.
Hey, teacher, leave the pug alone!
All in all its just another brick in the wall.
All in all youre just another brick in the wall.
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#344621 - 08/13/08 02:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
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leave the pug alone
We dont need no education.
We dont need no thought control.
No dark sarcasm in the classroom.
Teacher, leave the pug alone.
Hey, teacher, leave the pug alone!
All in all its just another brick in the wall.
All in all youre just another brick in the wall.
Cute Dino, very cute. Great song at that. 
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#344623 - 08/14/08 12:17 AM
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ADT regular
Registered: 07/24/08
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leave the pug alone
We dont need no education.
We dont need no thought control.
No dark sarcasm in the classroom.
Teacher, leave the pug alone.
Hey, teacher, leave the pug alone!
All in all its just another brick in the wall.
All in all youre just another brick in the wall.
Haha, Niice. I like that. 
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#344624 - 08/14/08 12:19 AM
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Im glad everyone finds my Craigslist post amusing.
Keep it up, your doing a great job!!
Good fuckin' whore! You had enough balls to subject yourself to the ridicule of XPT. Welcome, KellyKelsey.
Thanks :]
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#344625 - 08/14/08 07:13 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/15/08
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With an attitude like that, she might just do well in this business.
Not really well, what with all the restrictions, but well is a possibility.
Fenris
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#344626 - 08/17/08 10:15 AM
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Acutally just view my myspace profile.
http://www.myspace.com/kelseykhaotic
hey baby do you do black guys? /tritone
do you do anal? /tritone of anal.
Nope
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#344628 - 08/17/08 02:45 PM
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ADT regular
Registered: 07/24/08
Posts: 16
Loc: Tampa, Fl
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why is your myspace page filled with negro music?
Why is your avatar so gross?
Uhm because I can have whatever music I want on my myspace.
& Currently I dont have NEGRO music on there. 
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#344630 - 08/17/08 03:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Kelly typed: Quote:
Why is your avatar so gross?
Pot & kettle. You don't exactly look very fuckable yourself.
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#344632 - 08/18/08 04:43 PM
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Registered: 07/24/08
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why is your myspace page filled with negro music?
Why is your avatar so gross?
Uhm because I can have whatever music I want on my myspace.
& Currently I dont have NEGRO music on there.
Lemme guess,...uh, they call it 'rap' or 'hip-hop', right?
Yes sir
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#344633 - 08/19/08 05:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Maybe the older stuff that had a message could be classified as such. But today's crapola is just jungle music, if you ask me.
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#344634 - 08/19/08 05:44 PM
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Jack... Be a pal and ask her what happened to her face.
Inebriated minds want to know.
Do try and keep it on the down-low though, I mean I'd hate to have you hurt her feelings on my account.
Thanks.
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#344635 - 08/19/08 06:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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It's Powder in drag, homes. Say, I found a song you might like, Kelly.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOh21v0kSRU
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#344636 - 08/19/08 07:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Lou, I think patty just asked you for...um, us.
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#344638 - 08/20/08 11:57 AM
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It's Powder in drag, homes. Say, I found a song you might like, Kelly....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOh21v0kSRU
I couldn't play that song for more than 10 seconds, I dislike country music.
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#344639 - 08/21/08 07:34 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
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Hey Kelly!
Post some nekkid pics...
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#344640 - 08/21/08 08:02 AM
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Hey Kelly!
Post some nekkid pics...
Dak'kon something tells me she would have done this about on page 2 if she was actually going to do it.
I mean good try and all....but me thinkie..it aint gonna happen!
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