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#344218 - 07/15/08 03:01 AM Bottom of the Barrel Talent...Eli's new agency
Anonymous Unregistered	You the jury...I will give to you two cases in point----
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#344219 - 07/15/08 03:02 AM Re: Bottom of the Barrel Talent...Eli's new agency
Anonymous Unregistered	exhibit a-
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#344220 - 07/15/08 03:04 AM Re: Bottom of the Barrel Talent...Eli's new agency
Anonymous Unregistered	and exhibit b-
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#344221 - 07/15/08 03:06 AM Re: Bottom of the Barrel Talent...Eli's new agency
Anonymous Unregistered	with those facts at hand how do you find the defendant? Eli Thomas of Shibird Modeling...a Division of Eli Mgmt Inc.
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#344222 - 07/15/08 04:06 AM Re: Bottom of the Barrel Talent...Eli's new agency
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Please tell me Eli and his models are actually sitting in chairs on MacArthur Pkwy with a view of Brikell Ave behind them. Any Miami xpt'ers here to run them over? _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#344223 - 07/15/08 07:58 AM Re: Bottom of the Barrel Talent...Eli's new agency
Anonymous Unregistered	Quote: Eli Thomas of Shitbird Modeling...a Division of Eli Mgmt Inc. Fixed.
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#344224 - 07/15/08 08:32 AM Re: Bottom of the Barrel Talent...Eli's new agency
cameronkeys Gay For Pay Registered: 12/24/07 Posts: 997 Loc: FL	Quote: Please tell me Eli and his models are actually sitting in chairs on MacArthur Pkwy with a view of Brikell Ave behind them. Any Miami xpt'ers here to run them over? Sure looks like it!! Hard to tell for sure though..its prob the back door at some $30 a night motel. Sad that anyone would fall for his shit anymore...crack is whack man..Whitney was right... _________________________ myspace.com/pornstarcameronkeys twitter.com/cameronkeys cameronkeys.com
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#344225 - 07/15/08 09:53 AM Re: Bottom of the Barrel Talent...Eli's new agency
Anonymous Unregistered	Quote: Quote: Eli Thomas of Shitbird Modeling...a Division of Eli Mgmt Inc. Fixed. TY....Jim man...I am asleep at the wheel again!
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#344226 - 07/22/08 04:08 PM Re: Bottom of the Barrel Talent...Eli's new agency
JackHate Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 07/22/08 Posts: 50 Loc: NYC	THOSE are his models? Who the fuck is this clown turning away? How does he get these "Models?" Does he bust them out of prison? How about a little quality control, fuckface! _________________________ www.IHateWhores.Com Jack at IHateWhores dot Com
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#344227 - 07/22/08 04:24 PM Re: Bottom of the Barrel Talent...Eli's new agency
cameronkeys Gay For Pay Registered: 12/24/07 Posts: 997 Loc: FL	Quote: THOSE are his models? Who the fuck is this clown turning away? How does he get these "Models?" Does he bust them out of prison? How about a little quality control, fuckface! He's been trolling myspace stripper and porn groups and craigslist for girls _________________________ myspace.com/pornstarcameronkeys twitter.com/cameronkeys cameronkeys.com
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#344228 - 07/22/08 08:38 PM Re: Bottom of the Barrel Talent...Eli's new agency
**LG*** Porn Jesus Registered: 06/05/05 Posts: 4468 Loc: Great America	eli's teen step daughter ???? or Sasha Grey's lost sister?
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#344229 - 07/22/08 08:43 PM Re: Bottom of the Barrel Talent...Eli's new agency
cameronkeys Gay For Pay Registered: 12/24/07 Posts: 997 Loc: FL	Quote: eli's teen step daughter ???? or Sasha Grey's lost sister? whoa...she looks like she's 9 yrs old!And whats up with her back?? _________________________ myspace.com/pornstarcameronkeys twitter.com/cameronkeys cameronkeys.com
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#344230 - 07/22/08 09:22 PM Re: Bottom of the Barrel Talent...Eli's new agency
Dick Dastardly Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/06 Posts: 4470	Where's Paul Little when you need him? He wouldn't even need make up for this real-life spinner! _________________________ Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#344231 - 07/23/08 01:06 AM Re: Bottom of the Barrel Talent...Eli's new agency
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Holy crap, she is Sasha Grey-esque! I think that's rug burn on her back from Eli's 'auditions.' _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#344232 - 07/23/08 01:08 AM Re: Bottom of the Barrel Talent...Eli's new agency
6655321 Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/16/07 Posts: 1166	sasha at least has some curves to her... looking at that girl just made me want to clear my cache and delete my browsing history. _________________________ "You're disgusting, you Caligula-esque mother fucker. But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
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#344233 - 07/23/08 01:52 AM Re: Bottom of the Barrel Talent...Eli's new agency
**LG*** Porn Jesus Registered: 06/05/05 Posts: 4468 Loc: Great America	Attachments 332196-3913_alternative_004.jpg (22 downloads)
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#344234 - 07/23/08 02:36 AM Re: Bottom of the Barrel Talent...Eli's new agency
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Quote: sasha at least has some curves to her... looking at that girl just made me want to clear my cache and delete my browsing history. I meant her face. Sasha has a bangin' lean sleek body. This creature's body isn't. The site lists her weight as 77 lbs. AND they need to quit fronting like they still rep Ashlynn Brooke and a number of other girls on there. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#344235 - 07/23/08 07:45 AM Re: Bottom of the Barrel Talent...Eli's new agency
pretty Chronic Masturbator Registered: 03/29/08 Posts: 1991 Loc: colorado	Quote: and exhibit b- wierd way to shave a pussy is it a beard? _________________________ "Should send her our way, XPT could REALLY get her warmed up for any kind of abuse she might get later. "- nugent
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#344236 - 07/23/08 09:40 AM Re: Bottom of the Barrel Talent...Eli's new agency
6655321 Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/16/07 Posts: 1166	Quote: Quote: sasha at least has some curves to her... looking at that girl just made me want to clear my cache and delete my browsing history. I meant her face. Sasha has a bangin' lean sleek body. This creature's body isn't. The site lists her weight as 77 lbs. AND they need to quit fronting like they still rep Ashlynn Brooke and a number of other girls on there. ahh... i guess i can see it... initially i couldnt get past the fact that she has the body of Jean Benet Ramsey.... which... her stage name should have been a play on if eli had any sense of humour whatsoever _________________________ "You're disgusting, you Caligula-esque mother fucker. But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
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#344237 - 07/23/08 09:44 AM Re: Bottom of the Barrel Talent...Eli's new agency
JackHate Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 07/22/08 Posts: 50 Loc: NYC	Disgusting. Just fucking awful. This future-less whore doesn't look like she'd have the ENERGY to shoot a hardcore scene. I've seen more fat on a piece of celery. She should go work with Lost Gurlz. They apparently have some kind of weight gain program they put their disgraceful models on. Quote: _________________________ www.IHateWhores.Com Jack at IHateWhores dot Com
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#344238 - 07/23/08 10:09 AM Re: Bottom of the Barrel Talent...Eli's new agency
Anonymous Unregistered	Quote: AND they need to quit fronting like they still rep Ashlynn Brooke and a number of other girls on there. That would play into Eli's little man complex.....little man has big operation.... Somebody try and book Ashlynn Brooke from him and see what he says!!!! You should record it and put it up....squirm Eli squirm!!!
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#344239 - 07/23/08 11:42 AM Re: Bottom of the Barrel Talent...Eli's new agency
**LG*** Porn Jesus Registered: 06/05/05 Posts: 4468 Loc: Great America	Quote: she is a perfect candidate for the Yellow Couch
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#344240 - 07/23/08 12:55 PM Re: Bottom of the Barrel Talent...Eli's new agency
Anonymous Unregistered	Quote: This thing does nothing for me....must be the sunglasses!
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#344241 - 07/23/08 08:08 PM Re: Bottom of the Barrel Talent...Eli's new agency
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	"You'll be shooting a lot for Wick..." "Wicked!!!! Omg!!!" "Wicker." "Oh." _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#344242 - 07/23/08 08:30 PM Re: Bottom of the Barrel Talent...Eli's new agency
Anonymous Unregistered	That chick looks like the offspring of ET and one of the Olson Twins.
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#344243 - 07/24/08 07:11 PM Re: Bottom of the Barrel Talent...Eli's new agency
Anonymous Unregistered	Quote: That chick looks like the offspring of ET and one of the Olson Twins. wait....theres more.........the prepubescent model search continues-
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#344244 - 07/24/08 11:12 PM Re: Bottom of the Barrel Talent...Eli's new agency
**LG*** Porn Jesus Registered: 06/05/05 Posts: 4468 Loc: Great America	in what middle school Eli got his "models"?
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#344245 - 07/24/08 11:44 PM Re: Bottom of the Barrel Talent...Eli's new agency
Holly Randall Chronic Masturbator Registered: 05/06/05 Posts: 1946 Loc: Outer Space	Quote: eli's teen step daughter ???? or Sasha Grey's lost sister? Yeah she looks thrilled to be having those photos taken. _________________________ I really try to retain a respectful distance from my models, even when I'm lubing up their pussies.
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#344246 - 07/25/08 12:55 PM Re: Bottom of the Barrel Talent...Eli's new agency
Bluecipher Porn Jesus Registered: 06/09/03 Posts: 5092 Loc:	I think that's the Konzentration Lager Ravensbruck look. _________________________ ------------------- Mild Mannered Minion ------------------- I feel the pull on the rope, let me off at the rainbow -Anyway, Genesis
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#344247 - 07/25/08 04:08 PM Re: Bottom of the Barrel Talent...Eli's new agency
Nugent Sex Slave Trader Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 1326 Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA	this hamburger weighs more than her: _________________________ If I wanted to hear a crazy cunt talk about her kids I would just go to a regular bar and talk to the single moms there instead. - Fiend
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#344248 - 07/25/08 09:24 PM Re: Bottom of the Barrel Talent...Eli's new agency
**LG*** Porn Jesus Registered: 06/05/05 Posts: 4468 Loc: Great America	a Whopper Jr weights more than her
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#344249 - 08/04/08 07:46 PM Re: Bottom of the Barrel Talent...Eli's new agency
ShawnR Stormy's Lawyer Registered: 03/16/08 Posts: 25	Great entry ... I remember a woman he had added to his site when he was still operating out of Massachusetts who was even more hideous than these girls. I asked him what exactly he was doing taking money from her for a photo portfolio when she had little chance of getting much work. It didn't matter to him because HE needed money. And these pics demonstrate the same scenario, I believe. PT Barnum lasted for years selling tickets because there is a sucker born every minute. And unfortunately for the women who give their money to Tom Ely, they are always vulnerable to the PT Barnum of Alternative Modeling. In my opinion, I just hope Briana isn't niave enough to think there is actually love going on there. Or that she has much of a future with AM or any other front for Tom Ely's bogus businesses.
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