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#342014 - 07/08/08 06:01 AM Re: Internet Cafe on Sunset/La Brea
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
They wouldn't take the money you offered, what a shock.

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#342015 - 07/08/08 06:14 AM Re: Internet Cafe on Sunset/La Brea
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
I couldn't find anyone to break the 100's in my pocket. Donny Long lent me his wad....not that kind of wad.

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#342016 - 07/08/08 07:07 AM Re: Internet Cafe on Sunset/La Brea
LexRated Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 6
Loc: Australia.. and no... that dos...
Quote:

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Crikies this place looks like hang shit central....
I think i should stay out of here....
LOL

P.S. Hello Gia, Hello Brandon !!!!!!




Hey, Lex! Glad to see you've finally joined. Guys, Lex is one of my fans. Lex, just post porn stuff and have fun for a while. Don't pick fights with anyone here until you get to know them; the herd is always hungry. This ain't ADT. Banning someone for no reason takes the fun out of the gun fight.




Yes yes..Fan i am!!
Thanks for the warm welcome.....and advice
You know that id much rather have some fun than fight anyday...
haha
I was being sarcastic towards mr zen...
Ive had some serious laughs so far though.......:)

P.S. Gia your scene in Feeding Frenzy still gets played quite often im my player... im hoping for an update sometime soon.... And whats this about negro guys... you know as one page turns another chapter begins...haha





Edited by LexRated (07/08/08 07:12 AM)

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#342017 - 07/08/08 07:40 AM Re: Internet Cafe on Sunset/La Brea
LexRated Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 6
Loc: Australia.. and no... that dos...
Quote:

I had a change of heart and decided to go make some new friends. The place was jolly yet not productive for my purposes.






hahahha.........

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#342018 - 07/08/08 07:53 AM Re: Internet Cafe on Sunset/La Brea
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
indeed

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#342019 - 07/08/08 09:29 AM Re: Internet Cafe on Sunset/La Brea
zenman Offline

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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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I was being sarcastic towards mr zen...
Ive had some serious laughs so far though.......:)






I didn't realize you were with one of the whores. We'll let you past the velvet rope, in that case.
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#342020 - 07/08/08 09:35 AM Re: Internet Cafe on Sunset/La Brea
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
"Jankity" is my new favorite word.



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#342021 - 07/08/08 11:08 AM Re: Internet Cafe on Sunset/La Brea
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Fabulous, Willie.
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#342022 - 07/08/08 05:44 PM Re: Internet Cafe on Sunset/La Brea
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
I can't believe Brandon drove all the way out there from Canoga Pork. That's a typo and I'm leaving it. This morning was my last visit to the Janikty Internet Cafe because the nice people at Melrose Mac fixed my laptop.

When I picked up my computer, the 20-something alt looking technician guy with goatee said, "Uh...that's an interesting screen saver." I totally forgot that a photo still I took of Nikki Jayne spreading her ass open, getting dp'd was my screen saver. I apologize, "It's for my job."

Then he had me go online just to verify that all systems were a go. Great. There's my homepage- "XXXPORNTALK...Relax. It's not your daughter" pops up immediately on the screen. I'm not embarrassed, but this guy must think I'm porno central. "That's kinda for my job." Then I check my files to see if they saved all my data. All my folders have names like "Chelsea Rae Bukkake stills" and "Cumshots 6/1/08 rawjpg."

"Let me guess. Also for you job," he says flatly.

No more jankity internet cafe for me. Good riddance. My last trip was this morning where a guy outside chewing on a straw kept hissing at me. He sounded like a broken garden hose that's been patched. I have mastered the stoic-just-stare-straight-ahead-and-pretend-you-didn't-hear-anything mode since I was a bus taker in 9th grade. Eventually he yelled that I was a stuck-up bitch. Classy establishment.
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#342023 - 07/08/08 06:46 PM Re: Internet Cafe on Sunset/La Brea
Steezo Offline
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Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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No more jankity internet cafe for me. Good riddance. My last trip was this morning where a guy outside chewing on a straw kept hissing at me. He sounded like a broken garden hose that's been patched. I have mastered the stoic-just-stare-straight-ahead-and-pretend-you-didn't-hear-anything mode since I was a bus taker in 9th grade. Eventually he yelled that I was a stuck-up bitch. Classy establishment.




I know you were mostly staring straight ahead, but did he look mediterranean? Hissing is a very common way for Greeks to sexually harass women.

Also, I think you only started this thread as an excuse to use the term jankity a few more times. You've managed to ingrain it into my vocabulary. When a friend had his asbcessed tooth pulled the other day, I asked him if he got to keep his jankity tooth.


Edited by Steezo (07/08/08 06:49 PM)
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#342024 - 07/08/08 06:58 PM Re: Internet Cafe on Sunset/La Brea
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
No, he wasn't Mediterranian. If you visited this internet place, you'd be saying jankity the entire time. I won't even use the bathroom there. They apparently sell coffee and food, too. Gross.
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#342025 - 07/08/08 07:47 PM Re: Internet Cafe on Sunset/La Brea
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

...Eventually he yelled that I was a stuck-up bitch.




Well, in a way you are. After hanging out with all us high class folks on XPT it's hard to make that step backwards to the internet cafe and guys that hiss like komodo dragons.

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#342026 - 07/08/08 10:06 PM Re: Internet Cafe on Sunset/La Brea
Nugent Offline
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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 1326
Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA
Quote:

Quote:

...Eventually he yelled that I was a stuck-up bitch.




Well, in a way you are. After hanging out with all us high class folks on XPT it's hard to make that step backwards to the internet cafe and guys that hiss like komodo dragons.




that's fucking funny
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#342027 - 07/08/08 10:46 PM Re: Internet Cafe on Sunset/La Brea
Holly Randall Offline
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Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
Good story Gia, I thoroughly enjoyed this thread.
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#342028 - 07/09/08 12:43 AM Re: Internet Cafe on Sunset/La Brea
TonyMalice Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 2458
Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...
Quote:

No, he wasn't Mediterranian. If you visited this internet place, you'd be saying jankity the entire time. I won't even use the bathroom there. They apparently sell coffee and food, too. Gross.




Was he black? Is he aim tested and available on the 16th?
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#342029 - 07/10/08 08:44 PM Re: Internet Cafe on Sunset/La Brea
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Couch-casting for the next "She's got a negro problem", Tony?
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#342030 - 08/06/08 10:01 PM Re: Internet Cafe on Sunset/La Brea
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Look...Pink is driving outside the internet cafe.



Image by Bauer-Griffin.


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#342031 - 08/06/08 10:07 PM Re: Internet Cafe on Sunset/La Brea
Vukmir Vukmir Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/21/03
Posts: 675
Loc: Belgrade
Utter awesomeness. I love you Gia. Let's get coffee there next time I'm in LA. Please?

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#342032 - 08/06/08 10:12 PM Re: Internet Cafe on Sunset/La Brea
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
O HAI...IM PICKIN UP HOEZ. For shizzle, my crunk dizzle.
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#342033 - 08/07/08 12:58 AM Re: Internet Cafe on Sunset/La Brea
pretty Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
you are like
the best story teller gia
i totally have to know whats gonna happen next: will ashy get caught with other girls lotion and get a beat down?
will the pimp whip open his cheap sharkskin blazer to reveal a poorly tattooed torso, brandishing his glock?
will the jankity internet drive gia jordan, porngirldeluxe, out of the ghetto internet cafe?
these and other important questions answered next week on " the sleepless and xpt"



love, pretty
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#342034 - 08/07/08 09:38 PM Re: Internet Cafe on Sunset/La Brea
Gunker Offline
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Again, typing "like" is worthy of me turning on my hose and yelling at youse kids:

"Gets off my damn lawn!"

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#342035 - 08/08/08 03:40 AM Re: Internet Cafe on Sunset/La Brea
ben Offline
Pervert

Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
Quote:

I can't believe Brandon drove all the way out there from Canoga Pork. That's a typo and I'm leaving it. This morning was my last visit to the Janikty Internet Cafe because the nice people at Melrose Mac fixed my laptop.






Was Brandon driving Jeff's car?


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