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#341938 - 07/26/08 08:09 PM Re: This One's for Gigi
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This thread had 99 posts

well, not anymore.
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#341939 - 07/26/08 08:37 PM Re: This One's for Gigi
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i actually have been raped before, and it really wasn't that big a deal.







in all fairness, it was not a particularly violent rape, so i just kind of took it as a learning experience not to continue to do really, really stupid shit like be fourteen and get so piss drunk that i couldn't spend the night at my friend's house as planned, and instead trust my male second cousin to 'take care of me' for the evening. it turns out that a horny teenage male will often decide he's going to fuck you even if you've sat next to each other at the kid table at grandma's thanksgiving dinner for the last fourteen years. at least his friend, who was also there that night, didn't participate in the fucking other than helping to hold me down.




Gigi, you are so damaged on so many different levels....
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#341940 - 07/26/08 11:35 PM Re: This One's for Gigi
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Gigi was raped by her second cousin? I'm blaming this on cultivating your taste for Skeeter.
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#341941 - 07/27/08 01:44 AM Re: This One's for Gigi
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#341942 - 07/27/08 10:15 AM Re: This One's for Gigi
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Gigi was raped by her second cousin? I'm blaming this on cultivating your taste for Skeeter.


i'd like to think that it was because of skeeter's charming personality and way with words, not to mention his boyish good looks. but you're certainly entitled to your opinion, dr. melfi
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#341943 - 07/27/08 03:46 PM Re: This One's for Gigi
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hey, superloads, welcome to the 21st century. :bananadipshit:
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#341944 - 07/27/08 05:58 PM Re: This One's for Gigi
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Thanks. :forgivingafuck:
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#341945 - 07/28/08 09:47 AM Re: This One's for Gigi
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This thread had 99 posts

well, not anymore.




Probably your best post yet, funny shit.
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#341946 - 08/27/08 08:10 PM Re: This One's for Gigi
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Just realized the movie we shot that day has been on the streets a while...


Link: http://www.sincityfilms.com/index.php?movie=1883

Skeeter calls the girls "Gigi" at least 5 times in the flick.
I'll get a copy for you when he gets back in town.


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#341947 - 08/27/08 10:50 PM Re: This One's for Gigi
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How the fuck do you call that "blonde"???

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#341948 - 08/27/08 11:23 PM Re: This One's for Gigi
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Just realized the movie we shot that day has been on the streets a while...


Link: http://www.sincityfilms.com/index.php?movie=1883

Skeeter calls the girls "Gigi" at least 5 times in the flick.
I'll get a copy for you when he gets back in town.




I dislike Skeeter. But that's pretty fucking cool. Gigi is going to burn out her vibrator.
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#341949 - 08/28/08 09:07 AM Re: This One's for Gigi
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Skeeter calls the girls "Gigi" at least 5 times in the flick.


seriously? like, for real? he says MY NAME? at the exact same moment during which whores are getting things shoved in their assholes so that they can buy drugs? that is so fucking awesome. knowing that skeeter m.f. kerkove was thinking (albeit briefly) of ME while making actual pornography is so... perfect. i'm going to have to get a p.o. box or something. oh, and do you think skeeter would like jerk off onto the boxcover for me? haha, kidding. seriously, would he?
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#341950 - 08/28/08 02:40 PM Re: This One's for Gigi
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i'm going to have to get a p.o. box or something.




I'm hurt. After two separate pledges of nasty, defiling, gratuitous sex from you, you think I would hop in my car (I don't fly anymore) and drive all the way to OHIO and knock on your door..... oh, wait. Yeah, probably a good idea to get a P.O. Box.
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#341951 - 08/28/08 04:28 PM Re: This One's for Gigi
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silly, i just meant instead of sending to me via regular mail. i can't have the husband finding 'clusterfuck 6' amongst the "highlights" and "better hoes and gardens", you know.
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#341952 - 08/28/08 05:20 PM Re: This One's for Gigi
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#341953 - 08/28/08 05:43 PM Re: This One's for Gigi
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(I don't fly anymore)




I can't believe that you haven't mastered the power of flight on your own.

Why don't you fly anymore, Mahmoud?
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#341954 - 08/28/08 06:30 PM Re: This One's for Gigi
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from adultfyi:

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Skeeter says even though he has two Rolexes, his favorite is a $40 watch that Bridgette once gave him.




this is why i so adore that man. that's the sweetest thing ever.
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#341955 - 08/28/08 06:33 PM Re: This One's for Gigi
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Does the watch have Power Rangers on it?
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#341956 - 08/28/08 06:51 PM Re: This One's for Gigi
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from adultfyi:

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Skeeter says even though he has two Rolexes, his favorite is a $40 watch that Bridgette once gave him.




this is why i so adore that man. that's the sweetest thing ever.




This actually made me laugh.
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#341957 - 08/28/08 07:08 PM Re: This One's for Gigi
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from adultfyi:

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Skeeter says even though he has two Rolexes, his favorite is a $40 watch that Bridgette once gave him.




this is why i so adore that man. that's the sweetest thing ever.



Is it a Micheal Jackson watch? When the big hand reachs the little hand it's play time
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#341958 - 08/28/08 07:13 PM Re: This One's for Gigi
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fuckers*, you're missing the point. he prefers the watch with sentimental value. good MJ joke, tho





*and i say that with love
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#341959 - 08/28/08 11:54 PM Re: This One's for Gigi
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Quote:

(I don't fly anymore)




I can't believe that you haven't mastered the power of flight on your own.

Why don't you fly anymore, Mahmoud?




An unreasonable fear of statistics.

22 transatlantic flights
26 transcontinental flights
12 transpacific flights
38 interstate/intercity hops

I've flown enough. I prefer land or water craft where a gross mechanical breakdown is only an inconvenience.
It'd have to be something special to get me in the air again, like this...



Btw: why the Iranian President reference?



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#341960 - 10/07/08 01:44 AM Re: This One's for Gigi
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It's still waiting for a destination....



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#341961 - 10/07/08 04:10 PM Re: This One's for Gigi
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oh my god, he SIGNED IT? FOR REALS?

give me one more week... every time i go into the post office to get my double-secret P.O. box, someone i know walks in and then i have to act like i came in just to buy stamps. this has happened THREE TIMES. trust me, i will get this taken care of ASAP.


P.S. anyone need any stamps? i have like infinity of them!
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#341962 - 10/07/08 07:45 PM Re: This One's for Gigi
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That 'P.S.' actually made me chuckle.
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