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#341591 - 07/05/08 09:07 PM BISR, v. 2
Gunker Offline
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Resurrecting the derailed http://tinyurl.com/6xnvdp:

Quote:

Erika:



Andrea Wild:



Kaylee Hunter:



Morgan:



Missy Grahem:



Sophia Layne:



Alexis Blaze:



Kate:



Chii (pronounced "Shy"):






Jessica Drew:





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#341592 - 07/05/08 09:50 PM Re: BISR, v. 2
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My pig would be offended if it had a voice. This post rocks, though.

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#341593 - 07/05/08 09:51 PM Re: BISR, v. 2
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Registered: 05/10/08
Posts: 201
for the love of god.


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#341594 - 07/06/08 02:35 AM Re: BISR, v. 2
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Registered: 11/14/04
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Loc: Down there
Well, my laptop went a whole week without a major flair up, but sure enough, the herpes are back.

I second the pig.
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#341595 - 07/06/08 08:32 AM Re: BISR, v. 2
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Quote:




OMFG! Funniest thing I've seen on here in quite some time. Too bad Isabel has those FDA tats - They're really a turn off.

I love some of Brandon's series like Slap Happy, Good Source Of Iron, and Bakers Dozen, but I have to admit I'm having serious doubts lately about his eyesight. I mean some of the girls he's been bragging about getting head from are downright scary.

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#341596 - 07/06/08 08:45 AM Re: BISR, v. 2
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Post of the Month, Gunker.

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#341597 - 07/06/08 06:13 PM Re: BISR, v. 2
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Amber Lynn:



Maggie Matthews:



Mylie Moore:



Sandee Miles:

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#341598 - 07/06/08 08:10 PM Re: BISR, v. 2
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I've never seen anyone try to suck in their gut as much as Sandee Miles

Her name doesn't lie, this girl really does have some miles on her.

Quote:


Sandee Miles:






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#341599 - 07/06/08 08:30 PM Re: BISR, v. 2
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Quote:

I've never seen anyone try to suck in their gut as much as Sandee Miles

Her name doesn't lie, this girl really does have some miles on her.

Quote:





Sandee Miles:










Well said noob..

How many times did Bi get concussed from her crashing ponch?. Plus, she's a moley whore. Maybe her melanomas will counteract "the herp". Only the BTS will tell.
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#341600 - 07/06/08 08:40 PM Re: BISR, v. 2
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Maggie Matthews:



This whore is also moley.. and by the look of her has tard strength. She could probably fend off "the herp" also.
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#341601 - 07/07/08 12:25 AM Re: BISR, v. 2
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Quote:

Amber Lynn:






[jeffmike]Made In Brazil [/jeffmike]

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#341602 - 07/09/08 08:46 PM Re: BISR, v. 2
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Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7596
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
And who could forget this gem?

Is it possible to get athlete's dick?


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#341603 - 07/10/08 08:47 PM Re: BISR, v. 2
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Or foot herp?
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#341604 - 07/10/08 08:50 PM Re: BISR, v. 2
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Toe Germ?
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#341605 - 07/14/08 09:19 AM Re: BISR, v. 2
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Brandon once told me how he picked up a homeless women who was panhandling and gave her some cash for a blowjob. I wonder which one of the whores in this thread is her.
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#341606 - 07/14/08 09:40 AM Re: BISR, v. 2
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IAFD says it's Brandon's 40th birthday today. Maybe we can give him a box of Valtrex for a birthday present.

In a related move, we can give Sportswami a fully loaded Mauser, and the address to Brandon's apartment; then tell the Swami that Kiki Daire is there waiting to give him a blowjob.

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#341607 - 07/14/08 09:44 AM Re: BISR, v. 2
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Brandon was born on Bastille Day? Interesting...

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#341608 - 07/14/08 11:46 AM Re: BISR, v. 2
Gigi Offline
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happy birthday, brandon!
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#341609 - 07/14/08 01:16 PM Re: BISR, v. 2
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Quote:

then tell the Swami that Kiki Daire is there waiting to give him a blowjob.




Kiki Daire is hooking again.
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#341610 - 07/14/08 01:46 PM Re: BISR, v. 2
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She's alive, ALIVE!
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#341611 - 08/16/08 08:26 PM Re: BISR, v. 2
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Bump.

Brandon's posting again...
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#341612 - 09/06/08 07:41 PM Re: BISR, v. 2
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#341613 - 09/07/08 05:04 AM Re: BISR, v. 2
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Loc: Down there
Quote:






Put a bag over her head and I'm in that ass.
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#341614 - 09/07/08 01:26 PM Re: BISR, v. 2
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I checked with her and she's fine with everything as long as you put a bag over your head. Plastic. Wrap it tight around your neck. Breath heavily.

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#341615 - 09/07/08 09:48 PM Re: BISR, v. 2
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Wow, you told me. Did you happen to ask her if it was OK for you to blow your herpes infested semen on her face?

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#341616 - 09/08/08 12:01 AM Re: BISR, v. 2
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We didn't get around to that, bagboy. Now quit bagging on me already and twist-tie yourself to another level of being.

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#341617 - 09/08/08 12:11 AM Re: BISR, v. 2
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Brandon Irons Talent is sponsored by World Modeling

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#341618 - 09/08/08 12:48 AM Re: BISR, v. 2
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Addison Cain wants to know, "Why pick on that nice little pervert man who came bucketloads in my throat?"


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#341619 - 09/08/08 01:47 AM Re: BISR, v. 2
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Quote:

We didn't get around to that, bagboy. Now quit bagging on me already and twist-tie yourself to another level of being.




Oh, zing another one. Damn, you're putting me in my place aren't you, midget canuck?

Quote:

Addison Cain wants to know, "Why pick on that nice little pervert man who came bucketloads in my throat?"




Take her to the nearest ear, nose, and throat specialist immediately. I'm sure you'll foot the bill for her treatment.

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#341620 - 09/08/08 01:54 AM Re: BISR, v. 2
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Well, someone has to care for these women. I'd ask you to pitch in but I know you have to make that welfare check last until the end of the month.

How the fuck can you be in all the categories? Have you ever succeeded at anything?


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#341621 - 09/26/08 11:07 PM Re: BISR, v. 2
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Loc: Portland
McSuckin:



Male "talent":

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#341622 - 10/26/08 07:16 PM Re: BISR, v. 2
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Brandon, I'm happy that I'm not posting so much here recently.

Still...

Alice Bell:



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#341623 - 10/26/08 07:55 PM Re: BISR, v. 2
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One man getting angry that another man is getting some head.

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#341624 - 10/26/08 08:26 PM Re: BISR, v. 2
Gunker Offline
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
There's a fine line between disgust and anger.

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#341625 - 10/26/08 08:39 PM Re: BISR, v. 2
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
I think once you develop enough of an appetite for something, then what or where you eat on a given night makes way for eating often enough. Some nights it's filet mignon at the four seasons, some nights its In 'N Out, and occasionally it's the last shriveled up hamburger sitting under heat lamps at 7-11.

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#341626 - 10/26/08 10:25 PM Re: BISR, v. 2
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Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
brandon you have a very potential niche here, you can open a website called www.uglywhores.com

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#341627 - 10/27/08 01:56 AM Re: BISR, v. 2
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Or I can just keep doing what I'm doing and living my champagne wishes and caviar dreams.

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#341628 - 10/27/08 02:21 AM Re: BISR, v. 2
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and nailing

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#341629 - 10/27/08 02:16 PM Re: BISR, v. 2
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Loc: Somewhere in the middle
Quote:

Maggie Matthews:



This whore is also moley.. and by the look of her has tard strength. She could probably fend off "the herp" also.





Do you get paper or plastic when you fuck this chick?
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#341630 - 10/29/08 10:25 PM Re: BISR, v. 2
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"Hi! My name is Chastity. I'm new around here but I'm not new to sucking cock. I would just like to say, ya know, that - like - I may be young and everything, but - like - you guys don't know what your talking about."




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#341631 - 12/27/08 02:19 PM Re: BISR, v. 2
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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He does have Marie McCray and Lexi Belle on that site ... just sayin' ...
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#341632 - 12/27/08 02:23 PM Re: BISR, v. 2
Anonymous
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He's also got this:



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#341633 - 12/27/08 05:15 PM Re: BISR, v. 2
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:

He's also got this:













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#341634 - 12/29/08 02:00 AM Re: BISR, v. 2
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
I am still looking for the lucky lady who will grace www.loadmymouth.com as the 500th update. Every apple can't be a Delicious Red, y'know. Some are a little more....tart.

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#341635 - 12/29/08 12:41 PM Re: BISR, v. 2
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
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Quote:

I am still looking for the lucky lady who will grace www.loadmymouth.com as the 500th update. Every apple can't be a Delicious Red, y'know. Some are a little more....tart.




Does "tart" mean rotten and teaming with worms?
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#341636 - 12/29/08 03:22 PM Re: BISR, v. 2
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Good question Fatty.
It looks like her gums are taking a shit.

Lil man needs to work on his quality control.
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#341637 - 04/12/09 10:06 PM Re: BISR, v. 2
Gunker Offline
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Naomi Starshine.

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#341638 - 04/12/09 10:14 PM Re: BISR, v. 2
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Naomi is throwing up her hands pleading "no contest." She also says she doesn't care what you think and enjoyed eating cum for the site.

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#341639 - 04/12/09 10:19 PM Re: BISR, v. 2
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Loc: Down there
I bet she has a bright future in the industry.



Besides the herp that's already on BI's member, most of those whores look like they left a few cavity creeps behind.
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#341640 - 08/28/09 10:38 PM Re: BISR, v. 2
Gunker Offline
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Loc: Portland
Bump.




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