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#340636 - 07/02/08 05:52 AM
Re: Amber Lynn
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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 Ummm, what's up with her finger nails? Is that dirt/grime under her unpainted nails? Also, she has Coke-induced High Blood pressure veins-a-poppin under her "four-on-the-floor"head. She is ready to do an American Bukkake, Brandon...share her with Jeff Mike Steward. Also her pupils are pinned so she might be going Opiates :bananaspeedballs: Brandon, I think its commendable that you at least accept that some of us may like one whore and reject the next you present. I also personally think its cool you employ chicks with substance problems, I never turn away a whore if she is Jonesing, I am all for harm reduction and the fact that the Ho will just find a alternate, possibly dangerous or violent source for her drug money than moi. I just wish you'd do some harm reduction of your own and try just splooging 50 times on on of the few true Hotties you get, instead of spreading the .... ummm, next.
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#340637 - 07/02/08 03:29 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/04/06
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I never liked her in the 80s. That said, I think she looks great for being so old and for the street cred alone I would fuck the shit out of her. She is a legend.
Nice job, Brandon.
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#340639 - 07/02/08 04:15 PM
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In fairness, he's hardly been the only one to mention... Him. Besides, I think some of the skanks he shills are far more offensive of our favorite studio CEO.
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#340641 - 07/02/08 05:00 PM
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I don't know. But they both should have used Dr. Nick. 
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#340643 - 07/03/08 10:00 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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Ha ha. Look at that ragged fucking face. Buck looks more femal than she does these days.
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#340645 - 07/04/08 03:35 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 08/16/06
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Loc: Las Vegas
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#340646 - 07/04/08 02:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Dude, look at her teeth! Her botox-ed upper lip. I don't think she's capable of closing her mouth anymore. Her boby is ok, but her face is hideous.
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#340648 - 07/04/08 04:05 PM
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I respect anyone who sticks with this industry for a such a long time so good for her for being broke with no other skills at her advanced age.
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#340650 - 07/04/08 04:16 PM
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I'm no expert, but the poly-dent should have been your first clue.
Happy 4th, BI.
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#340651 - 07/04/08 04:34 PM
Re: Amber Lynn
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
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Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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This thread needs numerous Amber Michaels, Savanna Sampson, and Vicki Vette photos to wash my eyeballs out with.
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#340662 - 07/04/08 10:59 PM
Re: Amber Lynn
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Registered: 04/18/03
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My friend, I having been crazy enough to keep at this game since I did a movie with Ashley Nicole back in 1991. You are neither a stick, nor a stone...and you certainly can't hurt me.
Take a long, hard look in the mirror and ask that manchild what he wants to be when he grows up.
How kind of you Brandonna. Since I don't hunt down every celebrity I can find to collect photos with them in order to reassure myself, the manchild title remains securely in your possession.
Have a happy 4th of July, dwarf boy.
Blah blah blah. The depth of your adoration and cock worship is too thick for you to see, sir. You are in a mental pea soup and can only focus on the achiements of others. Oddly enough, those same achievements make you feel inadequate about your own failures. No one ever praised you. Not one teacher patted you on your head and told you that you were special. You spent your entire misplaced youth being invisible to authority figures so you seek to replace those cold people with new ones. The problem comes deep in your psyche when the schism is known subconsciously. It's called self-hatred. Get help and you, too, can feel good about yourself.
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#340663 - 07/04/08 11:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
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Blah blah blah. You are fucking the walking dead and imbibing them with impervious herpes! It's like giving zombies citizenship! 
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#340665 - 07/05/08 04:00 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/30/06
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You know that part in Escape from LA with Bruce Campbell as the "Surgeon General of Las Angeles" in his mansion with all the plastic surgery addicted freaks?
She wouldn't look out of place in that scene. No sfx make-up needed.
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#340667 - 07/05/08 07:08 AM
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Porn Jesus
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I've shot Amber Michaels in the past and she does BG only with her partner now. That's my understanding.
Savanna Sampson is exclusive with Vivid as far as I know.
I've worked with Vicki but have never hired her.
If I can afford to hire Amber Lynn, what makes you believe I cannot afford to hire any of those women if they would be available? Stay angry, my friend. It's cute.
because they charge porstar prices and you pay craigslist prices. as for the unfortunate ms. lynn, when was the last time she got work? you know you've hit the bottom of the porn toilet when you're working for brandon irons.
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#340669 - 07/15/08 12:15 AM
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Brandon is not the only one using Amber Lynn. First oneSecondAnd third
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#340670 - 07/15/08 05:31 AM
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Registered: 07/07/08
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Amber Lynn is trash. She was just in a movie with Marc Wallice directing. Nuff said.
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#340671 - 07/15/08 06:57 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
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#340673 - 07/16/08 10:24 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/04/07
Posts: 155
Loc: Southeast
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Amber Lynn: An industry icon. She's the biggest boss that I've seen thus far.
still I'd hit that!! I have seen her in person and she even after those face lifts...still has a smoking ass and body!!! 
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#340675 - 07/16/08 03:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Plastic surgery gone on...and on...and on...and on.
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#340676 - 07/16/08 04:07 PM
Re: Amber Lynn
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/04/07
Posts: 155
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Plastic surgery gone on...and on...and on...and on.
Some of these babes should just let the Plastic Surgery go and just go age natural. Why they blast their faces is beyond me.......but that body that Amber carries around is SMOKING!!!!!
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#340677 - 07/22/08 07:33 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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Where is The Gangster of Herp these days?
Update lowlife!
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#340678 - 07/22/08 08:03 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
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Loc: Baltimore, MD
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Amber Lynn should have done much more porn back when she was young and cute.
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#340679 - 07/23/08 11:17 AM
Re: Amber Lynn
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 07/22/08
Posts: 50
Loc: NYC
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I see nothing wrong with hiring 80's porn legend Amber Lynn to do a sex scene in 2008.
In a related story, The NY Yankees announced that they signed their stud closer from the 1980s Rich Gossage to take over for current closer Mariano Rivera. In a statement issued by the Yankees front office "Rich Gossage was awesome in the 80s! Why wouldn't he be just as good now?"
What are you thinking, Brandon?
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#340680 - 07/24/08 11:03 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/02/04
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Loc: CA
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I've been a fan of hers for years so it was a pleasure to get to work with her. She's one of the greats.
Fuckin' A dude! Correction... she WAS one of the greats - back in like 1982 or so. What is she like 100 now? She must have been hiding out in Phoenix or something. Her face looks like a leather mask. Now I know you must be taking blue pills or something...
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#340681 - 07/25/08 09:40 PM
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She's so stretched she can't even close her mouth. In every pic her face is gaped wider than her ARP'd stink ditch.
That being said lil man is at the top of his game.
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#340682 - 07/25/08 11:20 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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I think Ceramic God Product has every album by Stink Ditch....
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#340686 - 07/27/08 01:33 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 07/22/08
Posts: 50
Loc: NYC
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Jack.... is taking it out on every female.
FINALLY someone that understands me!
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