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#340320 - 07/25/08 02:41 AM
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Registered: 08/05/05
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Holly you must be hot and not a cougar if Knox was able to get a hardon.
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#340321 - 07/25/08 05:55 AM
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No disrespect to Holly, but since when has Kn*x ever been able to get a hard on, no matter how hot the woman?
Something is rotten in the state of Douchebaggary.
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#340322 - 07/25/08 01:08 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
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I think Porn has a lot to do with the COUGAR/MILF trend that's going on. You can't just blame the movie "American Pie." I dig MILFS and COUGARS and I'm glad to see all the MILF porn that comes out. I think porn has set a lot of social trends for sex. Its bizzare to see that whole Cougar craze.
You been blowing guys at Stanford again Knox? That was almost a decent post. Atta failure. Better posts by DNA ingestion, good for you.
No one "blames" American Pie, or Sex In The City, cosmo boi. It's more of a credit. Now google Pamela Smart, or Mary Kay Letourneau.
Porn is following suit not breaking ground, limpdick.
You have no celebrity and your industry breaks no ground.
At best you're 80's rap. Maybe.
Fucken deal with it.
So much hate in your heart. 80's rap is pretty sweet actualy. I'm like the Run D.M.C. and youre the Milli Vanilli! Or 80's VH1.
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#340323 - 07/25/08 01:43 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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^^ Released in January 1981, I do believe this is the first Rap song to ever get mainstream play even though it's almost halfway through the song before anything even remotely resembling a Rap cadence begins.... http://youtube.com/watch?v=xHPikUPlRD8
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#340324 - 07/25/08 01:46 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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^^i think i remember learning the same thing, like on 'pop-up video' or something. god i fucking loved 'pop-up video'
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#340325 - 07/25/08 01:49 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
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aye... and Deborah Harry was fucking hot back then... shes probably one of the best reasons to watch Videodrome over and over again.
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#340326 - 07/25/08 03:35 PM
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I'd like to be the riding crop spanning those cheeks... 
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#340328 - 07/25/08 05:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Edit: Older dudes, huh? I'll be 40 in october....
You aren't masculine enough for Holly. She'd take one look at your polka dot teapot (never mind you even have a teapot), and be out the door before you could straighten the lace doily on your antique end-table.
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#340329 - 07/25/08 07:02 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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Well, before my b-day, I'll be sure to wrestle a bear, shoot some guns, chew some tobacco, get some stuff from Home Depot, build a deck, listen to some Skynyrd, serve in Iraq and punch out a fag or two. Oh, and buy some pleated dockers.
Edited by tattypatty (07/25/08 07:04 PM)
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#340330 - 07/25/08 07:50 PM
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Aside from chewing tobacco (  ) ain't nothing wrong with any of the above.
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#340331 - 07/25/08 10:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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You'll have to do at least 80% of that if you want a shot at Holly, plus pulverize some land and plant some vegetables. And that was the subject of your post. As Burg says, I'm here to help.
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#340332 - 07/25/08 11:20 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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Well, before my b-day, I'll be sure to wrestle a bear, shoot some guns, chew some tobacco, get some stuff from Home Depot, build a deck, listen to some Skynyrd, serve in Iraq and punch out a fag or two. Oh, and buy some pleated dockers.
LOL none of that appeals to me! Seriously I like men who are well educated (in literature preferably), tall and lanky with dark hair, confident, independent, open minded, self aware, considerate, and with a slightly twisted sense of humor. Must love kids, dogs, and traveling. I'm also a sucker for guys who aren't too well dressed-- a guy who doesn't put too much thought into his outfits shows that he has more important things to think about. Plus it gives me the chance to slowly take over their closet and dress them myself. Yes it's slightly controlling but if that aspect of my personality only manifests itself in the fact that I want to buy you a new wardrobe, is that so bad?
OK there's my personals ad let's put it up on Craigslist and see what gold I come up with! 
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#340335 - 07/26/08 11:33 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/21/07
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LOL none of that appeals to me! Seriously I like men who are well educated (in literature preferably), tall and lanky with dark hair, confident, independent, open minded, self aware, considerate, and with a slightly twisted sense of humor. Must love kids, dogs, and traveling. I'm also a sucker for guys who aren't too well dressed-- a guy who doesn't put too much thought into his outfits shows that he has more important things to think about. Plus it gives me the chance to slowly take over their closet and dress them myself. Yes it's slightly controlling but if that aspect of my personality only manifests itself in the fact that I want to buy you a new wardrobe, is that so bad?
OK there's my personals ad let's put it up on Craigslist and see what gold I come up with!
Hey I meet some of those standards, but I have a degree in Rhetoric(yes it's useless) from a decent university, but at 33 I guess I'm not old enough for you.
Also I damn near pulled my cock off slamming it to the pictures you recently posted. 
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#340336 - 07/26/08 06:16 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 07/28/07
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I believe Ken is available as he seems to be on the outs with Barbie. I hear Ken is a macher as an attorney at a top M & A firm. I also heard he got a graduate degree in comp lit at Harvard and was an editor of the Harvard Lampoon. I don't believe he has dark hair though and you probably will be vying with Midge and Skipper for his affection and attention.
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#340338 - 07/26/08 09:41 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/04/06
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LOL none of that appeals to me! Seriously I like men who are well educated (in literature preferably), tall and lanky with dark hair, confident, independent, open minded, self aware, considerate, and with a slightly twisted sense of humor. Must love kids, dogs, and traveling. I'm also a sucker for guys who aren't too well dressed-- a guy who doesn't put too much thought into his outfits shows that he has more important things to think about. Plus it gives me the chance to slowly take over their closet and dress them myself. Yes it's slightly controlling but if that aspect of my personality only manifests itself in the fact that I want to buy you a new wardrobe, is that so bad?
Sadly, I literally meet all of these criteria but am married. Otherwise, I'd PM ya and you could think I was a stalker.
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#340339 - 07/27/08 01:25 PM
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LOL none of that appeals to me! Seriously I like men who are well educated (in literature preferably), tall and lanky with dark hair, confident, independent, open minded, self aware, considerate, and with a slightly twisted sense of humor. Must love kids, dogs, and traveling. I'm also a sucker for guys who aren't too well dressed-- a guy who doesn't put too much thought into his outfits shows that he has more important things to think about. Plus it gives me the chance to slowly take over their closet and dress them myself. Yes it's slightly controlling but if that aspect of my personality only manifests itself in the fact that I want to buy you a new wardrobe, is that so bad?
OK there's my personals ad let's put it up on Craigslist and see what gold I come up with!
How the hell did Luke Ford ever get to fuck you? That is almost criminal.
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#340340 - 07/27/08 03:02 PM
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LOL none of that appeals to me! Seriously I like men who are well educated (in literature preferably), tall and lanky with dark hair, confident, independent, open minded, self aware, considerate, and with a slightly twisted sense of humor. Must love kids, dogs, and traveling. I'm also a sucker for guys who aren't too well dressed-- a guy who doesn't put too much thought into his outfits shows that he has more important things to think about. Plus it gives me the chance to slowly take over their closet and dress them myself. Yes it's slightly controlling but if that aspect of my personality only manifests itself in the fact that I want to buy you a new wardrobe, is that so bad?
OK there's my personals ad let's put it up on Craigslist and see what gold I come up with!
How the hell did Luke Ford ever get to fuck you? That is almost criminal.
There was a lot of  involved. 
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#340341 - 07/27/08 03:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
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so... do I stand a chance? well educated (in literature preferably):  tall  lanky  dark hair confident independent open minded self aware considerate  with a slightly twisted sense of humor Must love kids  dogs traveling  I'm also a sucker for guys who aren't too well dressed
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#340343 - 07/27/08 08:10 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
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Monstar I can't tell what some of those smilies are supposed to mean... does mean '"surprise, me too?" or does it mean "oh no!"?
I'm not beholden to a specific type-- men that I've dated never fall into all of those categories I listed. It's hard to explain why I'll find one guy attractive and not another. I do kinda like nerds, though. Like professor types. I have a new crush-- he was featured on the History Channel's "Dark Ages" and his name is Michael Kulikowski, and he's a professor at the University of Tennessee. I doubt he's tall and he certainly doesn't look lanky, but he's brilliant and has a British accent. Yum!
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#340346 - 07/27/08 10:18 PM
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LOL none of that appeals to me! Seriously I like men who are well educated (in literature preferably), tall and lanky with dark hair, confident, independent, open minded, self aware, considerate, and with a slightly twisted sense of humor. Must love kids, dogs, and traveling. I'm also a sucker for guys who aren't too well dressed-- a guy who doesn't put too much thought into his outfits shows that he has more important things to think about. Plus it gives me the chance to slowly take over their closet and dress them myself. Yes it's slightly controlling but if that aspect of my personality only manifests itself in the fact that I want to buy you a new wardrobe, is that so bad?
Sadly, I literally meet all of these criteria but am married. Otherwise, I'd PM ya and you could think I was a stalker.
Of course you're married. The good ones are always taken.
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