Agreed...
Bi is the shit, and so is his career.

Keep on keepin on bawlboy.

I'll be thinking of each and every one of you as I get fellated in Montreal for future JM Productions releases. I will work for 15 minutes per day and enjoy the terraces, bars, cafes, strip clubs, and other sites of Canada's second largest city. "Laissez les bon temps roulez!" as French-speaking folks say in New Orleans. I'll find out if the francophones in Montreal say the same thing, too.

After much consideration, I have decided to do the following for future shoots:
1. Let the girls wear their street clothes or casual wear.
2. Let them do their own hair and makeup so they look just like they would if they were going out to the mall or the movies.
3. Try to find personality-revealing things about the women, good or bad.

I'm a lil more than an hour away from Montreal.
I'd be more than happy to help you pull decent whores and all it would cost you is a bar tab. I realize that would be half your anal err I mean annual salary but think of the stories you could tell your adopted kids Bi.

You and Lou, in the big city. You lickin ass, me takin names. Of course I'd have to butch you up a little, I'd do all the talking while you tried to keep your face outta guys asses while I recruited your talent etc..

Pm me wingman..

Guys, I'd like to stick around here and chin wag with you in your twisted little online menage a trois, but I'm having computer problems at the moment. My Toshiba Satellite PC must have some spyware or something. I know this because each time I go to www.adultdvdnow.com to check on the best-sellers for JM Productions, I get the same thing:
1 287 Pop Shots
2 American Bukkake Biggest Facials
3 Liquid Gold #9
4 Butt Licking Anal Whores 2
5 Liquid Gold #10
6 Liquid Gold #12
7 Irritable Bowel Syndrome
8 Tough Love #4
9 Dr. Probe's Lab of Perversion
10 American Bukkake #27

How can I still be number one? HOW?????

There ya go Bi.. now you have a niche. Maybe get some behind the scenes stuff with you shaving their backs?.

That might be funny huh?

Bi.. "Some people call me the space cowboy..."

"Some call you the gangster of herp"


Fuck you Maurice.

People talk (shit) about me, baby
Say I'm doin' you wrong, doin' you wrong
Well, don't you worry baby
Don't worry Cause I'm right here, right here, right here, right here at home

Nobody likes a cover band squeeky.
Unplug and vanish.

Nah, Lou. Let him sing. I think he's starting to see the potential.

No, no, no. Living with it is part of the comedy.

I'm quite serious about this, though. I see a lot of potential in such a line. Besides, it would justify Brandon's continued use of the skanks.