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#33757 - 06/23/04 07:54 PM
top ten reasons to ban smelly monkey
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 494
Loc: interzone
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I'm sick of seeing everybody get banned besides the most obvious candidate. So in the spirit of swami's top ten lists here are my top ten reasons to ban stinky flunky. Fuck putting up a poll because they're unscientific and easily comprimised. top ten reasons to ban smelly monkey 1. because he's  2. ditto 3. his posts are like shit on the board 4. see above 5. Sammura wasn't ALL wrong 6. it's just time to pull the plug 7. to stop seeing another post end with: apple? 8. hopefully it'll lead to his suicide 9. it's just the right thing to do 10. pest control 
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#33758 - 06/23/04 09:42 PM
Re: top ten reasons to ban smelly monkey
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 706
Loc: Las Vegas
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Dude,I don't know if even wooden stakes,holy water,garlic kloves,silver bullets,sunlight,and crufifixes can ever kill him,since Monkey alwasy,always,always has that indestructible streak to return to the board(even after his 2,786th. announced retirement),no matter who vilely disses him.
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#33759 - 06/24/04 05:52 AM
Re: top ten reasons to ban smelly monkey
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 494
Loc: interzone
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Dude,I don't know if even wooden stakes,holy water,garlic kloves,silver bullets,sunlight,and crufifixes can ever kill him,since Monkey alwasy,always,always has that indestructible streak to return to the board(even after his 2,786th. announced retirement),no matter who vilely disses him.
that's why he/she needs to be purged from the system... 
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#33760 - 06/24/04 05:58 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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monkey has a place here because he has wit, something swami lacked.
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#33763 - 06/24/04 06:33 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 494
Loc: interzone
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im cool with banning swami, but smelly monkey is just shitting all over this board. 
p.s. don't let your swami hatred blind you to the truth that monkey should also be banned. what wit? more like twit. 
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#33764 - 06/24/04 12:25 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
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ya but monkey didn't piss off Ashley.
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#33765 - 06/24/04 06:17 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
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the only thing that bothers me about Monkey is he (allegedly) had sex with Angelica Knight. Damn you, Monkey! I want her all to myself.
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#33770 - 06/26/04 04:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Me spread lies? Thats funny because everyone knows your the biggest liar here. Everything from Smelly Monkey Productions to your mission in Iraq, have all been lies.
How dare you chico. I fought for my country in iraq and you have the balls to question that. There are things i saw in iraq i wish on no man. Have you ever had to hold a the remains of your best friend as he bleeds to death, have you?. (monkey stares dazed at the computer for a few moments trying to erase that horrid image from his mind, like so many times before). As for smelly monkey productions like many porn companies the HIV outbreak has held our buisness back, we do have a few movies in the can, one was a suprise for you but i will release the details now. remember that time we went out for coffee and i brought the two russian midgets along with me?. I said they were friends who worked in the circus?. Well thats not really what they do, i mean after we had coffee we all decided to go back to your mothers house for a night cap remember?. Half way through the russians went to the toilet together and didn't return , then you said you were off and if we would like to come and i said no, its okay we will let ourselves out, we will just tidy up before we go. remember that?. Truth is we were shooting a movie there with your mother now titled
GI Travieso: pussy of mass destruction
the russians are camera men/performers and were upstaris fixing the lighting and cameras while your mother was preparing herself. they may be russian midgets but they don't go to the bathroom together, come on chico, word to the wise. Anyway , long story short it came out GREAT. Your mother is a born natural and we can forward you the unfinished project if you want to see it. Love monkey.
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#33772 - 06/26/04 07:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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duh,why are peope so unkind? lock yourself in a closet & keep saying that over and over again. meditate on it. wake up in the morning and ask yourself it a thousand times over all the live long day. why ARE people so unkind? Monkey must be the stupidest poster on the board. I submit the above post as the epitome of stupidity monkey. how about making it his epitaph?
Lurid, your predictablity never ceases to amaze me. Without me you are less then nothing, the only posts you post that get read are monkey or monkey related posts, so you need me. i will now refer to you as the crystal virgin, because i see through you and well, lets face it, we all know the last time you were around pussy was at birth. Now please take a step to the left, sir.
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#33773 - 06/26/04 11:45 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
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Me spread lies? Thats funny because everyone knows your the biggest liar here. Everything from Smelly Monkey Productions to your mission in Iraq, have all been lies.
How dare you chico. I fought for my country in iraq and you have the balls to question that. There are things i saw in iraq i wish on no man. Have you ever had to hold a the remains of your best friend as he bleeds to death, have you?. (monkey stares dazed at the computer for a few moments trying to erase that horrid image from his mind, like so many times before). As for smelly monkey productions like many porn companies the HIV outbreak has held our buisness back, we do have a few movies in the can, one was a suprise for you but i will release the details now. remember that time we went out for coffee and i brought the two russian midgets along with me?. I said they were friends who worked in the circus?. Well thats not really what they do, i mean after we had coffee we all decided to go back to your mothers house for a night cap remember?. Half way through the russians went to the toilet together and didn't return , then you said you were off and if we would like to come and i said no, its okay we will let ourselves out, we will just tidy up before we go. remember that?. Truth is we were shooting a movie there with your mother now titled
GI Travieso: pussy of mass destruction
the russians are camera men/performers and were upstaris fixing the lighting and cameras while your mother was preparing herself. they may be russian midgets but they don't go to the bathroom together, come on chico, word to the wise. Anyway , long story short it came out GREAT. Your mother is a born natural and we can forward you the unfinished project if you want to see it. Love monkey.
You'd think I'd be mad, but I think this is comical. Just imagine what goes on in Stupid Monkey's little primitve simian brain while sitting in front of the keyboard. Seriously, I hope you do go to Iraq, get captured, then beheaded. The only good monkey is a dead monkey.
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#33774 - 06/27/04 04:56 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 494
Loc: interzone
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Lurid, your predictablity never ceases to amaze me. Without me you are less then nothing, the only posts you post that get read are monkey or monkey related posts, so you need me. i will now refer to you as the crystal virgin, because i see through you and well, lets face it, we all know the last time you were around pussy was at birth. Now please take a step to the left, sir. [/quote} ohh that hurts, how lame, attacking my posts and sex life.... talk about predictability: it's just typical when one is cornered they lash out any idiotic way thay can i.e. resorting to silly still a virgin barbs... buddy I'm kneedeep in the cooze. just ask my harem... duh, like it matters, usually those like you who are sexualy frustrated try to pin their problems to another because they are so lonely and loathe them selves for fucking a musk melon daily. the only thing from you I need is for you to vamoose, amscray, get lost, just jump off a building, how about it? do it for mankind but really do it for yourself, put an end to your misery.
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#33777 - 06/28/04 05:52 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 494
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mocking virgins? have you really sunk that low, Monkey? I would suggest a duel with pistols but your actions call for a more serious solution. SUPER INFERNO CAGE MATCH!!! the loser has to rim Ron Jeremy. 
loser? everybody on this board knows scummy monkey is the biggest loser. monkey make an "L" with thumb and finger place to forhead & look in mirror if you can stomach seeing yourself.
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