"I'm not Armenian. I'm Persian. I take your picture ayyyyyy." This guy is one coke sweat away from another purchase from the International Male catalog. He looks like Eli's wingman and the type that keeps an extra Axe body spray in the car for when he's late as he's spraying himself down while backing out of the apartment complex and he doesn't wear seatbelts because he's 'in perfect control of the car.'
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K