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#336885 - 06/13/08 12:32 PM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
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Brandon Irons posting images of Simpsons characters at 1:14 a.m. to prove his point = he got owned.
In Limp Willie Land, the rules of logic don't apply. The headline in his mental paper today was: LAKERS LOSE GAME 4 TO CELTICS. LIMP WILLIE DOES ONE-MAN VICTORY PARADE DOWN SUNSET TO CELEBRATE NBA CHAMPIONSHIP WIN.
You just don't make sense, sir. If this is the extent of your "duties" as moderator, I feel sorry for you. The pressure must be intense as you are starting to crack.
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#336889 - 06/13/08 03:35 PM
Re: Brandon Irons Skank Reliquary
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
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You deserve an Emmy or whatever stupid fucking awards they hand out for music.
I think you mean Grammy, as in "Grammy, why do you touch me there? I don't like it." Remember that? I know. I know. The pain is too much. Better to forget that awful birthday party when you were 5.
I am sorry your Grandmother was an incestuous pedophile. May she rest in peace. Don't worry, it's not always hereditary.
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#336890 - 06/13/08 04:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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You deserve an Emmy or whatever stupid fucking awards they hand out for music.
I think you mean Grammy, as in "Grammy, why do you touch me there? I don't like it." Remember that? I know. I know. The pain is too much. Better to forget that awful birthday party when you were 5.
I am sorry your Grandmother was an incestuous pedophile. May she rest in peace. Don't worry, it's not always hereditary.
It's amazing to watch your mind semi-work. You went from music awards to pedophiles in one sentence. Your meltdown amuses me.
Willie is finished with you. You may go now.
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#336893 - 06/13/08 09:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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"I am become death, the destroyer of worlds."
-J. Robert Oppenheimer
_________________________
"My people (the real Americans- descended from the original Angle-Saxon pioneers)"-Coke S.
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#336895 - 06/14/08 12:25 AM
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"I am become death, the destroyer of worlds."
-J. Robert Oppenheimer
Bhagavad Gita
 
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#336897 - 06/14/08 01:07 AM
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Registered: 10/21/05
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By extension, Larry Flynt and Hugh Hefner must be bigger chumps, right? I mean, look at all that money those suckas had to pay for women to take their clothes off.
Yeah, but they were attractive women...and it made both of them into multi-millionaires. Also, the last time Hefner rode in a self-promoting corporate logo-liveried vehicle, it was a pimped out private jet called 'The Big Bunny', not a minivan called 'The PXP Mobile'. Just sayin'... 
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#336898 - 06/14/08 09:35 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Anyone else notice Brandon's harder edge since he joined JM Productions?
Here's my poem. It's only three lines so Brandon can memorize it:
The girls are skankier
He is crankier
His dick is canker-ier.
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#336904 - 06/14/08 05:44 PM
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I take your knocks like Knox, with aplomb and dignity.
Aplomb & Dignity?????
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#336908 - 06/15/08 12:30 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
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Word.
BI is invulnerable to all of my critique much like his peen is ever-standing whilst presented with both herp and skanks.
Masada, Alamo, Berlin, Brandon...they've all stayed true to the end...
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"My people (the real Americans- descended from the original Angle-Saxon pioneers)"-Coke S.
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#336910 - 06/15/08 01:23 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
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I love this board..Thanks Ryan.
Thank you Lou. For every insult you put out towards me, there's a girl that I get to fuck that you dont. The world is as it should be. Enjoy the flame war throwing board bitch. At least you have XPT.
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#336911 - 06/15/08 01:30 PM
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there's a girl that I get to fuck...
Now that's comedy.
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#336913 - 06/15/08 03:52 PM
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Just to be clear: You're the only one who thinks getting laid involves having a chick sodomize you with a strap-on. Well, you and Skurt. 
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#336915 - 06/15/08 09:39 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
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Just to be clear: You're the only one who thinks getting laid involves having a chick sodomize you with a strap-on.
Correction. You're the only one who thinks that.
On a scale of 1 to 10(1 being your blow up doll; and 10 being Lexi Love)what would you rate your right hand?
I'm confident you could count the number of girls you've slept with on your right hand.
I'd let Lexi Love pound my balls flat with a mallet and shove a lit firecracker up my ass for all I care.
:40 year old virgin:
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#336916 - 06/15/08 09:44 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
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You meant to type "girl you get paid to fuck".
You make it sound so much worse than it is
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#336917 - 06/15/08 09:52 PM
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Correction. You're the only one who thinks that.
On a scale of 1 to 10(1 being your blow up doll; and 10 being Lexi Love)what would you rate your right hand?
I'm confident you could count the number of girls you've slept with on your right hand.
I'd let Lexi Love pound my balls flat with a mallet and shove a lit firecracker up my ass for all I care.
Okay, First: I'm not the one being sodomized on film, Knox is.
Second: Who the fuck is this? Knox doesn't even know how to spell the word "confident" and has never found himself in that condition so much as once in his life.
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#336918 - 06/15/08 11:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
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Loc: Great America
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#336919 - 06/16/08 12:58 AM
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Porn Jesus
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#336920 - 06/16/08 06:07 AM
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By "work" you mean "stand in the corner jerking off furiously while staring at my cock, trying to get wood," right?
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#336922 - 06/16/08 09:18 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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Loc: red dirt state of mind
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You're right BI, she will fuck his ass righteously.
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#336923 - 06/16/08 09:22 AM
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Alright, Henry Higgins: Who do you have the bet with? Methinks it's Jeff himself.
Try as you might, though, there's no way you're going to transform Ryan Woodlittle into a functioning, hetero mope. Not without a fire hose, a truck full of soap and a three-year stint in rehab.
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#336924 - 06/16/08 10:20 AM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
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You're right BI, she will fuck his ass righteously.
None of that will fit in with the sites I do at www.brandoniron.com
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#336925 - 06/16/08 10:48 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
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So you'll just have her fuck him for your own enjoyment. Just like JM hired him to be pissed on for ours.
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#336926 - 06/16/08 11:22 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
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Ryan's been good for me
of course he is, R Knox rate is a 6 dollar burger from Carls Jr
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#336930 - 06/16/08 01:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
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Without onions, of course. He doesn't like to have bad breath when he is kissing all these women.
first you have to bring him to a carwash, he stink like a skunk
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#336932 - 06/16/08 04:08 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
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Okay, First: I'm not the one being sodomized on film
But you are being sodomized in Travel Center bathrooms and the world thanks you for not puting it on film. There are some things that need to remain sacred.
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#336933 - 06/16/08 04:53 PM
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Whatever you say... Monsieur.
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