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#33222 - 06/21/04 07:45 AM Who's hot and who's not at LA Erotica?
RickSprinkles Offline
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Picked up this slick at the Platinum X booth. Wow, I guess the girls just aren't important any more!



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#33223 - 06/21/04 08:00 AM Re: Who's hot and who's not at LA Erotica?
zenman Offline

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This is fucking gay, though I must admit that the Sean Michaels pic with the toy gun is intimidating.
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#33224 - 06/21/04 08:01 AM Re: Who's hot and who's not at LA Erotica?
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
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and they wonder why people make gay jokes about them

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#33225 - 06/21/04 08:25 AM Re: Who's hot and who's not at LA Erotica?
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Why is Sean Michaels the only one with a gun? Is it cuz he's black? That's just wrong.

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#33226 - 06/21/04 08:27 AM Re: Who's hot and who's not at LA Erotica?
zenman Offline

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Seriously though, why is there a slick with the directors' pics? Who specifically would care about that?
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#33227 - 06/21/04 08:27 AM Re: Who's hot and who's not at LA Erotica?
sportswami Offline
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Registered: 06/04/04
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As much as I am not keen on the picture for Platinum X... the guys are basically all highly regarded performers and directers. (plus outside of Jewel, Platinum X doesn't have any contract gals. Kylie i believe is strictly a director)

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#33228 - 06/21/04 09:16 AM Re: Who's hot and who's not at LA Erotica?
Saevus Maximus Offline
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Its time for pxp to take the next logical step ,eliminating the girls altogether . And as a fan ,what the fuck are you going to do with a flyer like that ? What would your friends and family think of you having a signed flyer with all men on it ?
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#33229 - 06/21/04 09:45 AM Re: Who's hot and who's not at LA Erotica?
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I don't want to speak for Platinum X because I am not sure, but I BELIEVE that their angle is a good one. They allow their producers to dictate the work... not the studio itself. If you like a particular producer, then you are likely to like his work regardless of the girls he shoots. I agree with this. There are some girls that are great and I love to watch and work with, but there is also the angle that if I like a producer, I will like his work and have a desire to see the new girls he shoots.

It's a good idea... if it truly is their master plan.
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#33230 - 06/21/04 09:46 AM Re: Who's hot and who's not at LA Erotica?
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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This is fucking gay, though I must admit that the Sean Michaels pic with the toy gun is intimidating.




Yeah it's intimidating me right out of buying any of their product that he is in
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#33231 - 06/21/04 10:04 AM Re: Who's hot and who's not at LA Erotica?
smutspov Offline
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'cept fot Stefano they're all a bunch of douchebags and like him or not Brandon Iron probably puts out some of their better stuff, not that I've seen any of it recently. Punk is prolly afraid to send me his promos because I don't mince words when it's review time... and c'mon, Steve Holmes? Are they that desperate? Who the fuck buys Sean Michaels' garbage; the deaf, dumb & blind?...
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#33232 - 06/21/04 11:16 AM Re: Who's hot and who's not at LA Erotica?
JRV Offline
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If you like a particular producer, then you are likely to like his work regardless of the girls he shoots.



There is some truth to this - I often avoid a video with a babe I have the hots for if the director is one I know is lame, as well as favor videos by good directors even if the girls are unfamiliar.

But PXP has at least three female directors onboard. Why aren't Jewel, Kylie or Jessica Dee on that poster?

That gun Sean is holding is embarrassing. Most six-year-old boys have something that looks better than that.
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#33233 - 06/21/04 11:21 AM Re: Who's hot and who's not at LA Erotica?
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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I agree with you Smut, Brandon is the best thing on that poster and that is not saying much at all for a porno poster. Put some chicks on the promos and have the male directors and such in writing only.
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#33234 - 06/21/04 11:41 AM Re: Who's hot and who's not at LA Erotica?
Kami Andrews Offline
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But PXP has at least three female directors onboard. Why aren't Jewel, Kylie or Jessica Dee on that poster?







or Mason

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#33235 - 06/21/04 11:53 AM Re: Who's hot and who's not at LA Erotica?
smutspov Offline
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I agree with you Smut, Brandon is the best thing on that poster and that is not saying much at all for a porno poster. Put some chicks on the promos and have the male directors and such in writing only.





Not really best thing to put ON a poster because nobody wants to see these dildo's faces. I don't even wanna see these guys perform IN a video let alone staring at me from a poster. One has to wonder who puts this kind of thing on the wall? Prolly some queer eye like smelly monkey.
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#33236 - 06/21/04 11:58 AM Re: Who's hot and who's not at LA Erotica?
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Maybe it is for the ladies who watch
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#33237 - 06/21/04 12:01 PM Re: Who's hot and who's not at LA Erotica?
have2cit Offline
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It's marketing genius I tell you. Sell straight porn by putting pictures of dudes on the posters. That should make all the straight guys want to buy their product.

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#33238 - 06/21/04 12:06 PM Re: Who's hot and who's not at LA Erotica?
smutspov Offline
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It's marketing genius I tell you. Sell straight porn by putting pictures of dudes on the posters. That should make all the straight guys want to buy their product.




yeah, duh! put out slicks with dorky guys on 'em, absolutely brilliant there rocket scientist PXP marketing guy or should I say ?
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#33239 - 06/21/04 12:25 PM Re: Who's hot and who's not at LA Erotica?
JRV Offline
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Kami sez:
Quote:


or Mason



Ack - I forgot Mason was with PXP. She's the best one there. How can they possibly leave her out?
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#33240 - 06/21/04 06:52 PM Re: Who's hot and who's not at LA Erotica?
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Everyone at Platinum X Pictures had a great time at Erotica LA. We enjoyed giving support to our distributors and we are very grateful for the orders that came in on Monday in response to our attendance.
Thanks for all the support!

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#33241 - 06/21/04 07:59 PM Re: Who's hot and who's not at LA Erotica?
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Everyone at Platinum X Pictures had a great time at Erotica LA. We enjoyed giving support to our distributors and we are very grateful for the orders that came in on Monday in response to our attendance.
Thanks for all the support!





(brandon irons) .


I saw your scene with alexa rae from some movie cheek checkers of something that sounds like that, right before you were about to fuck her you slapped your penis really hard, why did you do that for?.
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#33242 - 06/22/04 03:24 AM Re: Who's hot and who's not at LA Erotica?
Toelicker Offline
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He was probably very turned on and was trying to delay an orgasm.

Just conjecture.

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#33243 - 06/22/04 06:50 AM Re: Who's hot and who's not at LA Erotica?
Jeff Steward Offline
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Not really best thing to put ON a poster because nobody wants to see these dildo's faces. I don't even wanna see these guys perform IN a video let alone staring at me from a poster.




I disagree and I want to give Platinum X a suggestion for their next poster.Pose the guys topless!Nothing sez "we make great porn" like a poster full of topless males.Trust me on this.I really belive this is the breakthrough Platinum X needs to really put them the map.
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#33244 - 06/22/04 07:32 AM Re: Who's hot and who's not at LA Erotica?
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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That's why Jeff rules, he is compassionate and always looking to help out a competitor
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#33245 - 06/22/04 10:30 AM Re: Who's hot and who's not at LA Erotica?
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In Antwort auf:

smutmutant said:
'cept fot Stefano they're all a bunch of douchebags and like him or not Brandon Iron probably puts out some of their better stuff, not that I've seen any of it recently. Punk is prolly afraid to send me his promos because I don't mince words when it's review time... and c'mon, Steve Holmes? Are they that desperate? Who the fuck buys Sean Michaels' garbage; the deaf, dumb & blind?...




Check this out: http://www.avn.com/index.php?Primary_Navigation=Reviews&Secondary_Navigation=Title_Review&Action=Show_Review&Content_ID=106416

I was very happy to see, that the very first movie I've produced alone got "Editors Choice" at AVN and:

- Pre-nom for Best Threeway.
- Pre-nom for Best Grouper.
- Pre-nom for Best Sex Scene Coupling.
- Pre-nom for Best All-Sex Title.

This is why they might be "desperate". There is nothing better than success.

Best regards
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#33246 - 06/22/04 10:45 AM Re: Who's hot and who's not at LA Erotica?
Toelicker Offline
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Loc: CO Springs
How can anyone hate Steve Holmes after he shot Michelle Wild in Euro Girls Never Say No?

I CANNOT make it through that entire scene, no shit. That woman is a goddess.

Again, I like his movies.

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#33247 - 06/22/04 10:45 AM Re: Who's hot and who's not at LA Erotica?
zenman Offline

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I swear I used to think those two were married, they have such good rapport.
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#33248 - 06/22/04 11:58 AM Re: Who's hot and who's not at LA Erotica?
smutspov Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

smutmutant said:
'cept fot Stefano they're all a bunch of douchebags and like him or not Brandon Iron probably puts out some of their better stuff, not that I've seen any of it recently. Punk is prolly afraid to send me his promos because I don't mince words when it's review time... and c'mon, Steve Holmes? Are they that desperate? Who the fuck buys Sean Michaels' garbage; the deaf, dumb & blind?...




Check this out: http://www.avn.com/index.php?Primary_Navigation=Reviews&Secondary_Navigation=Title_Review&Action=Show_Review&Content_ID=106416

I was very happy to see, that the very first movie I've produced alone got "Editors Choice" at AVN and:

- Pre-nom for Best Threeway.
- Pre-nom for Best Grouper.
- Pre-nom for Best Sex Scene Coupling.
- Pre-nom for Best All-Sex Title.

This is why they might be "desperate". There is nothing better than success.

Best regards
Steve Holmes




Steve,
What success? You are such a deluded dolt for equating "success" with what some clown reviewer @ AVN says. The pre-noms are meaningless as well. That is, how you say? merde!

dream on, smutmutant
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#33249 - 06/22/04 12:00 PM Re: Who's hot and who's not at LA Erotica?
BigPornFan Offline
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Loc: Boston, MA.


This is the exact reason why I avoid their stuff . Any company thats thinks this is a good marketing tool doesnt know what the porn fan wants . Whats next , Brandon Irons in drag .

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#33250 - 06/22/04 12:18 PM Re: Who's hot and who's not at LA Erotica?
smutspov Offline
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"Next up is a sixway d.p. round robin featuring really-fucking-good-looking super-slut Jackie Moore, soul sisters Jada and Hypnotiq, Holmes, Manuel Ferrara and Mike Stefano. Pre-nom it for Best Grouper."

Best grouper? hey Steve, the idiot's talkin' bout fish, Steve....
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#33251 - 06/22/04 05:02 PM Re: Who's hot and who's not at LA Erotica?
smiling arab Offline
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Steve, I mean this in the best possible way for someone who doesn't care for your movies: with the exception of Sean Michaels and Michael Stefano, the pictures on the poster look like outtakes from an FBI profiler's instructional video. All that's missing is the brick of compressed human organs in the freezer.

It's hard, but I'm really trying to be constructive.


Edited by smilingarab (06/22/04 05:04 PM)
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#33252 - 06/22/04 07:17 PM Re: Who's hot and who's not at LA Erotica?
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I love that poster!! Doesn't PXP try to cater a little more to the female consumer.
I am female and love porn but not that couples shit. I don't purchase for the girls, I don't care who the girl is, as long as she is getting fucked by some of my favorite guys. Again..in my book, the female is an afterthought.

I purchase my porn based on the guys and only the guys who I know will deliver. So that poster I believe was designed for the customer like me. That poster makes me twice as likely to make my next porn purchas a PXP purchase.

Keep it up PXP...you got my attention.


Edited by xbit (06/22/04 07:22 PM)
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#33253 - 06/22/04 07:25 PM Re: Who's hot and who's not at LA Erotica?
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Quote:

Maybe it is for the ladies who watch




See I knew it
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#33254 - 06/23/04 04:14 AM Re: Who's hot and who's not at LA Erotica?
smutspov Offline
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I love that poster!! Doesn't PXP try to cater a little more to the female consumer.
I am female and love porn but not that couples shit. I don't purchase for the girls, I don't care who the girl is, as long as she is getting fucked by some of my favorite guys. Again..in my book, the female is an afterthought.

I purchase my porn based on the guys and only the guys who I know will deliver. So that poster I believe was designed for the customer like me. That poster makes me twice as likely to make my next porn purchas a PXP purchase.

Keep it up PXP...you got my attention.





This has got to be sarcastic or this person works for PXP. If not, they have absolutely no taste if that slick got their attention.
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#33255 - 06/23/04 04:55 AM Re: Who's hot and who's not at LA Erotica?
XXXbitionist Offline
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I guess then I have no taste. But why is that I don't have taste because as a female I should still be motivated by females showing tits and ass on a box cover?

Sorry I pay special attention to my own everyday so the thought of seeing something on someone else which I have doesn't motivate me unless they are going to take dick in ways I can only dream.

And no I don't work for PXP, I a simple high school teacher out in the midwest who wishes the dick pictured on that poster would one day be inside of her. (isn't that the fantasy or porn)
Belive me for guys who love porn, they watch it an wish about fucking that girl. For me I watch it and wish I was the girl getting FUCKED BY THAT GUY. (only a select 5-6 of them) And for those studios that feature the guys I love fucking, GETS MY MONEY.

So if they are trying to cater to me, it is about time some studio realized that there are chickS who like hard core porn and want some focus on her favorite dick (which tends to stay around in the business a lot longer than the females) LONG LIVE THE BIG PORN DICK.

the porn whores come and go but DICK IS A CONSTANT.
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#33256 - 06/23/04 05:03 AM Re: Who's hot and who's not at LA Erotica?
JRV Offline
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I am female and love porn but not that couples shit.




This has got to be sarcastic or this person works for PXP. If not, they have absolutely no taste if that slick got their attention.



Or, maybe xbit is female and really does focus on the guys.
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#33257 - 06/23/04 05:15 AM Re: Who's hot and who's not at LA Erotica?
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Quote:

I a simple high school teacher out in the midwest who wishes the dick pictured on that poster would one day be inside of her.




This may be the single greatest thing I have ever read. I wish you had been my teacher in high school!!!!
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#33258 - 06/23/04 09:34 AM Re: Who's hot and who's not at LA Erotica?
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Lets see a pic X, that would really give us some fuel for our high school teacher fantasies. Well regardless I can see your point of view liking the guys as a woman but you must see ours in that most of us don't give a shit about the dudes as long as they can get it and keep it up.
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#33259 - 06/23/04 01:22 PM Re: Who's hot and who's not at LA Erotica?
XXXbitionist Offline
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Loc: blue state.....red county...
Trust me, I do see your point of view as how I am now on the end that you usually are. The roles got reverse here which is why it is probably easier for you to see mine.
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#33260 - 06/23/04 01:41 PM Re: Who's hot and who's not at LA Erotica?
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HAHAHA if i didn't know any better, i would think that they were the leader in gay entertainment if steve holmes didn't have those two chicks on him. Brandon Irons seems like a cool dude when he does the midnight prowl. Can't say i'm a sean michaels fan though.

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#33261 - 06/23/04 01:51 PM Re: Who's hot and who's not at LA Erotica?
Ali G. 13 Offline
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Registered: 05/27/04
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I agree with the free mason. That slick if fucking gay. I am down with stefano but he does not belong on any picture with other dudes. Throw some ho's in there for fuck's sake.

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#33262 - 06/23/04 07:16 PM Re: Who's hot and who's not at LA Erotica?
smutspov Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

I am female and love porn but not that couples shit.




This has got to be sarcastic or this person works for PXP. If not, they have absolutely no taste if that slick got their attention.



Or, maybe xbit is female and really does focus on the guys.




I didn't doubt that, but I thought it was a joke because those guys are fuckin' retards. Babe, PUSSY IS CONSTANT, once you grow tired of one porn cooze, there's always at least a dozen to take her place. be like smelly monkey and watch gay porn if you wanna look at guys.
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#33263 - 06/23/04 07:59 PM Re: Who's hot and who's not at LA Erotica?
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quote]

be like smelly monkey and watch gay porn if you wanna look at guys.





yeah that is a good one, imagine a porn guy fucking me one day by watching him fuck another dude.... (your a goddamn genius, you must have an IQ of 160)

each has its own preferences I prefer that poster over ones with whores with fake boobs that haven't eaten anything but salads with vinegar dressing for 5 years, looking like they just walked out of my class.
A guy with a big hard dick that can withstand the test of time in porn over some easily replaceable skank. PRICELESS


Edited by xbit (06/23/04 08:00 PM)
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#33264 - 06/23/04 08:18 PM Re: Who's hot and who's not at LA Erotica?
smutspov Offline
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Registered: 10/29/03
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Quote:

quote]

be like smelly monkey and watch gay porn if you wanna look at guys.





yeah that is a good one, imagine a porn guy fucking me one day by watching him fuck another dude.... (your a goddamn genius, you must have an IQ of 160)

each has its own preferences I prefer that poster over ones with whores with fake boobs that haven't eaten anything but salads with vinegar dressing for 5 years, looking like they just walked out of my class.
A guy with a big hard dick that can withstand the test of time in porn over some easily replaceable skank. PRICELESS





Boy, are you stupid. I never said anything about a porn guy fucking you by watching gay porn. Wow, you must have an IQ of 23. Also, who said anything about fake boobs? the fake boobs are those losers on that PXP slick you get wet over. class dismissed.
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#33265 - 06/23/04 08:30 PM Re: Who's hot and who's not at LA Erotica?
smiling arab Offline
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Posts: 1683
Quote:

the fake boobs are those losers on that PXP slick you get wet over. class dismissed.




I hate to interject, but if the Platnium X gentlemen were "fake boobs," wouldn't that mean they're not boobs at all?

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#33266 - 06/23/04 08:40 PM Re: Who's hot and who's not at LA Erotica?
XXXbitionist Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

quote]

be like smelly monkey and watch gay porn if you wanna look at guys.





yeah that is a good one, imagine a porn guy fucking me one day by watching him fuck another dude.... (your a goddamn genius, you must have an IQ of 160)

each has its own preferences I prefer that poster over ones with whores with fake boobs that haven't eaten anything but salads with vinegar dressing for 5 years, looking like they just walked out of my class.
A guy with a big hard dick that can withstand the test of time in porn over some easily replaceable skank. PRICELESS





Boy, are you stupid. I never said anything about a porn guy fucking you by watching gay porn. Wow, you must have an IQ of 23. Also, who said anything about fake boobs? the fake boobs are those losers on that PXP slick you get wet over. class dismissed.





first you all I quoted you, you said watch gay porn if I wanted to watch guys. The imagery was brought back from further in thread which is when I explain why I liked the poster. Why would a girl who likes porn guys for the imagery that goes with it want to see those same guys fucking other guys (out of my league)

When I referred to fake boobs, I was referring the females that typically daunt the porn boxes and posters.

Maybe next time when I post I remember to not summarize all the post in a particular thread because some people have to take baby steps. (one post at a time, luckily the final isn't cumulative)
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#33267 - 06/24/04 05:58 AM Re: Who's hot and who's not at LA Erotica?
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Quote:

Quote:

the fake boobs are those losers on that PXP slick you get wet over. class dismissed.




I hate to interject, but if the Platnium X gentlemen were "fake boobs," wouldn't that mean they're not boobs at all?






good question, let me clarify: it's not a double negative... it means they are still boobs, but of the fake variety: like fake boobs are still considered boobs.
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#33268 - 06/24/04 06:18 AM Re: Who's hot and who's not at LA Erotica?
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hey xbit shit for brains:
I said: be like smelly monkey and watch gay porn if you wanna look at guys.

you said:yeah that is a good one, imagine a porn guy fucking me one day by watching him fuck another dude....

then you said after my retort:
first you all I quoted you, you said watch gay porn if I wanted to watch guys

sit back, take a deep breath, check the syntax and let it sink in before you mindlessly respond again.... and you're a teacher?
btw: I think it's totally cool you watch porn and I understand your point bout catering to female fans, but my point was the PXP posse are a pack of dorks. nuff said.




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#33269 - 06/24/04 06:32 AM Re: Who's hot and who's not at LA Erotica?
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I'm heart broken seeing these pictures and didn't get to meet the Smelly Monkey. LOL

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#33270 - 06/24/04 06:34 AM Re: Who's hot and who's not at LA Erotica?
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well maybe we both just had a communication meltdown, don't know where and am not concerned enough to figure it out. Would rather make meaningful posts than sling insults back and forth. But yeah I am an excellent teacher according to all the indicators.

But here is a good idea, don't know how economically feasible it is in porn. Females watch porn and tend to go for some different criteria when selecting it. I bet studios can capture a larger share of the female market by simply having two different boxes (may even change the name)for the same product.

I am a cheerleading coach (yeah I know) and every year I get catalogs and the dance coach does too. The major companies have two different covers on each catalog (same catalog but dance stuff will be first instead of cheerleading) Their profit started increasing just by making that simple change in marketing. The company really didn't change the items in the catalog, just a different marketing stagey for both segments of the came merchandise.

Don't know if it would work in porn but have seen it work in other places. (ex. No carb Coke = Diet Coke)
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#33271 - 06/24/04 06:49 AM Re: Who's hot and who's not at LA Erotica?
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Actually, there's a new low carb coke called Coca Cola C2. Diet Coke = no taste Coke. There I go again, but smutmutant extends an olive branch. My overall feelings are it's good to see females who like porn willing to defend it. I let my disgust with that PXP poster get the best of me. Plus, I don't really hate Steve Holmes, I just hate to see a French guy gettin' laid. Not out of jealousy, but out of revulsion for the French... However, my great grandparents were French, so I think the English side of me hates the French side of me and the Irish side of me hates English side and German side of me hates them all and the American part of me says LIVE FREE or DIE!. Anyway, if Steve Holmes is not French or he's Belgian or whatever then it's my bad like the homies say.
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