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#331087 - 01/12/09 06:05 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Yeah, but that's what they're calling it.




Yeah, I know. I'm not questioning you, I'm just ranting since calling it a "suspense thriller" has pissed me off from the beginning.

It's not like they could kill Hitler or let von Stauffenberg get away or something.

If you know the history, what could be the suspense?

That Hitler was really L. Ron Hubbard??

[rants more quietly this time, kicks can on floor]
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#331088 - 01/12/09 06:07 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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I want to know if he lived through the dive off the top rope or not.

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#331089 - 01/12/09 06:11 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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^^^ I want to know if that's Roosevelt Franklin in your avatar. Now there's an obscure muppet if there ever was one.

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#331090 - 01/12/09 06:17 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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I want to know if he lived through the dive off the top rope or not.






dude that's the magic of the end, leave his fate to your imagination

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#331091 - 01/12/09 06:25 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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In my imagination he survives the Ram Jam, get's the three count then goes back to his trailer and butt fucks Marisa Tomei all night long.

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#331092 - 01/12/09 07:22 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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I forgot which movie I watch, I think there were 2 of them.

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#331093 - 01/12/09 07:39 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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In my imagination he survives the Ram Jam, get's the three count then goes back to his trailer and butt fucks Marisa Tomei all night long.




In my imagination he survives the Ram Jam, get's the three count then goes back to his trailer and I butt fuck Marisa Tomei all night long.

Fixed
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#331094 - 01/12/09 07:40 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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I forgot which movie I watch, I think there were 2 of them.




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#331095 - 01/12/09 09:01 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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I just Popped this Pakistani horror flick into the DVD player.


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#331096 - 01/12/09 09:12 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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An underrated gem.


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#331097 - 01/13/09 01:58 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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It's history. How much of it can you fudge anyway?






Ask Oliver Stone.
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#331098 - 01/13/09 03:14 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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It's history. How much of it can you fudge anyway?






Ask Oliver Stone.




Fatty, you are leaving yourself wide open on this one...the amount of 'historical' or 'based on a true story' films that have no relation to reality is literally endless.

U-571, for example.

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U-571 is a 2000 film directed by Jonathan Mostow, and starring Matthew McConaughey, Bill Paxton, Harvey Keitel, Thomas Kretschmann, Jon Bon Jovi, Jack Noseworthy, Will Estes, and Tom Guiry. In the movie, a World War II German submarine is boarded in 1942 by disguised United States Navy submariners, seeking to capture her Enigma cipher machine.

The film's plot, though a work of fiction, is partly based on real events. It attracted criticism for two reasons: first, it was British personnel from HMS Bulldog who first captured a naval Enigma machine, from U-110 in the North Atlantic May 1941, before the United States entered the war. Second, German U-boat crews were portrayed in a negative light.

The real U-571 was never involved in any such events, was not captured, and was in fact sunk in January 1944, off Ireland, by a Short Sunderland flying boat from No. 461 Squadron, Royal Australian Air Force.





Americans didn't capture the Enigma decoder. Britain did...but it's an American movie, so, you know what happens. It's more appealing to an American audience this way.

Hollywood never lets the facts get in the way of a good story. It's always best to remember that these are dramatisations, not documentaries (even though no documentary is 100% unbiased), and it's best to avoid taking what you've seen as a historical fact, because more often than not it isn't. Hollywood routinely changes works of fiction to make it 'better' for the screen (for example, the ending of Margaret Atwood's "The Handmaid's Tale"), and it does the same thing with historical and/or factual material too.

Sadly, there are still some people walking this earth who believe that Leonardo Di Caprio and Kate Winslet's characters in 'Titanic' were real people, when they are in fact both nothing more than literary inventions.

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#331099 - 01/13/09 05:59 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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I just Popped this Pakistani horror flick into the DVD player.





I loved this one!! I got a screener a while back, very well designed horror film. Did you like it?
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#331100 - 01/13/09 07:38 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Fatty, you are leaving yourself wide open on this one...the amount of 'historical' or 'based on a true story' films that have no relation to reality is literally endless.





True enough. Most Americans know no history so it doesn't matter to them when it's fudged up. But, still, I'd really hope they'd notice if somehow Hitler got killed instead of survived ... but, in a country where many morons think the Bible is a science textbook, I guess anything is possible.


Hollywood even makes "political" alterations like the one in U-571, in historical-fiction works as well. In the book "Master & Commander" the British are chasing an American frigate. In the movie, it's the hated French.

I guess if they did the burning of the White House in a movie now it would be the French or maybe a Bin Laden ancestor.

The one that annoyed me the most in recent years was "Troy". Paris surviving and running off with Helen. Agamemnon dying there instead of at his wife's hand upon his return.

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#331101 - 01/13/09 11:15 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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But, still, I'd really hope they'd notice if somehow Hitler got killed instead of survived ... but, in a country where many morons think the Bible is a science textbook, I guess anything is possible.




But it is a science textbook...it's Christian Science.

Quote:


Hollywood even makes "political" alterations like the one in U-571, in historical-fiction works as well. In the book "Master & Commander" the British are chasing an American frigate. In the movie, it's the hated French.





Historical revisionism and a side order of Freedom Fries to go, anyone?

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#331102 - 01/13/09 03:00 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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I just Popped this Pakistani horror flick into the DVD player.






Does it remind you of Texas Chainsaw Massacre crossed with with a zombie flick?
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#331103 - 01/13/09 03:48 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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This is only kind of off topic.

Can any of you folks recommend any awesome car movies along the lines of Duel or Vanishing Point.

If that doesn't help I am looking for another movie where vehicles are sort of "characters" in the story. (In "Duel" the truck was a character and in "Vanishing Point" moving the car was the plot).

Also, Damnation Alley fits into the kind of thing I am after.

Thanks.
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#331104 - 01/13/09 04:58 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Just finished watching:



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#331105 - 01/13/09 06:32 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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This is only kind of off topic.

Can any of you folks recommend any awesome car movies along the lines of Duel or Vanishing Point.

If that doesn't help I am looking for another movie where vehicles are sort of "characters" in the story. (In "Duel" the truck was a character and in "Vanishing Point" moving the car was the plot).

Also, Damnation Alley fits into the kind of thing I am after.

Thanks.




"Christine" was based on a Stephen King novel.
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"Thunder Road" with Robert Mitchum is a good movie. Youtube song. Mitchum was a good tough guy in his day.

There is a series of "The Fast and the Furious" movies about kids and Japanese cars. I like "Rebel Without a Cause" though it's only marginally about the cars.

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#331106 - 01/13/09 06:46 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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#331107 - 01/13/09 06:55 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Can any of you folks recommend any awesome car movies




Have you watched Bullit, The Getaway, The Car or the original Gone in 60 Seconds? The Car is next level btw.
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#331108 - 01/13/09 07:31 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Just watched The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. Awesome movie.

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#331109 - 01/13/09 07:41 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Alpha Dog (again), pretty good movie, I can watch it anytime its on.

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#331110 - 01/13/09 07:57 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Just watched The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. Awesome movie.




So what happens at the end?

Does he turn into a fetus and disapear up his mother twanger?

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#331111 - 01/14/09 12:46 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Quote:

I just Popped this Pakistani horror flick into the DVD player.





I loved this one!! I got a screener a while back, very well designed horror film. Did you like it?




I thought a lot of it was good. The ending was a bit of a let down, though.

I saw this one last night.



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#331112 - 01/14/09 08:11 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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City of Ember. By far the best movie that I have seen in the past 6 or so months:



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#331113 - 01/14/09 10:52 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Pineapple Express. Meh....
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#331114 - 01/15/09 01:14 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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I just found the deluxe version of King of New York. I didn't watch it again (i will) but there is a documentary on disc two that I've been dying to see called Schooly D: Snowboarder . He did the soundtrack for the movie and I was nuts about his records my last couple of years of high school. He is credited as the original Gangster rapper. And he's from Philly, which pissed off a lot of New York MC's....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schooly_D
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#331115 - 01/15/09 02:58 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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I've got this one going now.



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#331116 - 01/15/09 08:06 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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The Wrestler, very good.....but I dont know if he should of won the Golden Globe for it....I guess Hollywood likes giving 2nd chances.

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#331117 - 01/15/09 08:11 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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RELIGULOUS

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#331118 - 01/15/09 11:20 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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A Very British Gangster, the documentary about ruthless Mancunian and homosexual Dominic Noonan...
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#331119 - 01/16/09 05:29 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Baby Mama

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#331120 - 01/16/09 05:42 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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DeNiro and Jerry Lewis in The King Of Comedy.

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#331121 - 01/16/09 08:49 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Disappointment
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#331122 - 01/16/09 09:53 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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The Nuge! Sad to hear it man, I actually had some hopes for this one based on what I've seen in trailers and that Sutherland's name is attached to it.
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#331123 - 01/16/09 11:25 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Viz- It's just one of those movies that makes you go "But hey, what about..." too many times. It's worth a buck from one those Redbox machines.
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#331124 - 01/16/09 03:14 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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#331125 - 01/16/09 03:15 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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A lot of Jason Statham lately:

Yesterday, Revolver, which was OK, but I liked RocknRolla a lot better.

Today:



and





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#331126 - 01/16/09 03:27 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Quote:

A lot of Jason Statham lately:

Yesterday, Revolver, which was OK, but I liked RocknRolla a lot better.

Today:



and








you will def like the bank job then!

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#331127 - 01/16/09 08:07 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Latest episode on Nip/Tuck

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#331128 - 01/16/09 09:36 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Nip/Tuck is not a movie.

Watched "McCabe and Mrs. Miller" recently.

Robert Altman's "Western" with Warren Beatty and Julie Christie, with a soundtrack by Leonard Cohen.

Worthwhile, especially as a prototype for "Deadwood", and the "ironic" gunfight at the end in a raging blizzard.

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#331129 - 01/17/09 12:47 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Nip/Tuck is not a movie.





Who gives a fuck? Whoever started this thread just wanted to know what non-porno shit you watched.

Just finished watching:


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#331130 - 01/17/09 03:25 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Definitely not bad, but not as good as the first two.



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#331131 - 01/17/09 04:18 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Righteous Kill. Pacino and De Niro deserved a better script.
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#331132 - 01/18/09 04:41 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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#331133 - 01/18/09 04:48 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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#331134 - 01/18/09 05:03 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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American Pimp
Run Lola Run
Splendor In the Grass

(too cold to be outside today)

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#331135 - 01/19/09 06:03 PM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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I like this movie, so I watched it again.



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#331136 - 01/20/09 11:49 AM Re: What is the last Movie you watched?
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Death Ship.



If the cover of this movie alone isn't enough to excite you just check out the description (copy/pasted from elsewhere):

Quote:

Survivors of a tragic shipping collision are rescued by a mysterious black ship which appears out of the fog. Little do they realise that the ship is actually a Nazi torture ship which has sailed the seas for years, luring unsuspecting sailors aboard and killing them off one by one.





EDIT: I forgot to mention that the constant switching between steady camera and sea sick equilibrium mangling camera is a bit difficult to get used to. Also there are a few parts when the characters are floating around on the open sea and the camera decides that for some reason I need to be reminded of what staring at the sun looks like.

Aside from those gripes the actual Death Ship looks pretty awesome and menacing. It's a fun movie.


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