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#328499 - 05/13/08 05:20 PM Would you tap this?
Nugent Sex Slave Trader Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 1326 Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA	_________________________ If I wanted to hear a crazy cunt talk about her kids I would just go to a regular bar and talk to the single moms there instead. - Fiend
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#328500 - 05/13/08 05:22 PM Re: Would you tap this?
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	I'd tap it. In a Panzer way.
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#328501 - 05/13/08 05:24 PM Re: Would you tap this?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Without the makeup: Attachments 314410-Mitch.JPG (5 downloads) _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#328502 - 05/13/08 05:25 PM Re: Would you tap this?
Care Less Bukkake Boy Registered: 01/29/08 Posts: 604	An anorexic body builder twink could be a fine fuck. _________________________ The moderators of this heap are meaningless cunts. The regulars of this heap are retarded cocksuckers. Fuck this shit.
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#328503 - 05/13/08 05:28 PM Re: Would you tap this?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: An anorexic body builder twink could be a fine fuck. Those veiny arms of "hers" are gross. _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#328504 - 05/13/08 05:28 PM Re: Would you tap this?
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	Is she still married to Mathew Broderick? I bet she likes to peg him with a strapon.
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#328505 - 05/13/08 05:29 PM Re: Would you tap this?
aminkia Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 01/23/08 Posts: 176	There's already a tread about "Performers who resemble trannies" , why do you start another one... _________________________ I hate when guys say every girl can squirt then they proceed to finger fuck you like an epileptic jack hammer.(gia jordan)
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#328506 - 05/13/08 05:30 PM Re: Would you tap this?
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Quote: Quote: An anorexic body builder twink could be a fine fuck. Those veiny arms of "hers" are gross. I like them. Hope she like anal and european colonic water massage, or like I like to call it, enemas.
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#328507 - 05/13/08 05:33 PM Re: Would you tap this?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: Is she still married to Mathew Broderick? According to IMDB, yes. _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#328508 - 05/13/08 05:35 PM Re: Would you tap this?
pretty Chronic Masturbator Registered: 03/29/08 Posts: 1991 Loc: colorado	yep theyve been married forever _________________________ "Should send her our way, XPT could REALLY get her warmed up for any kind of abuse she might get later. "- nugent
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#328509 - 05/13/08 06:45 PM Re: Would you tap this?
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Anybody remember her on Square Pegs in the early 80s? _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#328510 - 05/13/08 06:48 PM Re: Would you tap this?
destro AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 05/23/06 Posts: 486	nah i dont do beastiality _________________________ throatfucking is family entertainment
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#328511 - 05/13/08 07:16 PM Re: Would you tap this?
loopnode Porn Jesus Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 7322 Loc: The Children's Limbo	Quote: Those veiny arms of "hers" are gross. It's all about veiny women bro! Don't knock the hustle (or I guess in this case, the veins). _________________________ I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#328512 - 05/13/08 07:19 PM Re: Would you tap this?
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Quote: Quote: Those veiny arms of "hers" are gross. It's all about veiny women bro! Don't knock the hustle (or I guess in this case, the veins). EXTREMELY PROMINENT VEINS!
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#328513 - 05/13/08 07:22 PM Re: Would you tap this?
RenfieldGyps Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/05 Posts: 4726 Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...	Mos def.
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#328514 - 05/13/08 07:31 PM Re: Would you tap this?
Eminence Front Internet Tough Guy Registered: 07/14/06 Posts: 775 Loc: Hollywood, CA	Na, she's got that "witchy poo" think going on. _________________________ Join the Church of the Yellow Couch, the Max Hardcore Resource Center - MHRC http://groups.google.com/group/MHRC
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#328515 - 05/13/08 10:56 PM Re: Would you tap this?
John Floofin Porn Icon Registered: 02/04/05 Posts: 3499 Loc: The Dirty: 480	I wouldn't touch that with xxxxxxxx's dick. Oooops, sorry. Edited by TonyMalice (05/15/08 10:38 AM)
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#328516 - 05/14/08 02:08 AM Re: Would you tap this?
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Quote: Anybody remember her on Square Pegs in the early 80s? YESSSS!!! That show was the bomb! I was in 7th grade. Anyone remember her and Helen Hunt in Girls Just Wanna Have Fun? _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#328517 - 05/14/08 02:36 AM Re: Would you tap this?
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Quote: Quote: Anybody remember her on Square Pegs in the early 80s? YESSSS!!! That show was the bomb! I was in 7th grade. Anyone remember her and Helen Hunt in Girls Just Wanna Have Fun? Ya unfortunately I do....and I remember Square Pegs and Jamie gertz as the class bitch/closet slut. Right now I have playing in my head between stabs of pain and jolts of drugs the THEME song from Square PEgs sung by the Waitresses.... Ok, so Sarah Jessica is one of those women very similar to 95% of porn chicks....they can be hott and attractive when they have LOTS of time to alter and modify and cover up their appearances. But in reality she is just an avergae looking/borderline ugly woman.....that nose, that nose, Mia Rose had a better pre-nose job schnoz......every porn chick I ever met I was able to see both in their natural state and "On the job", and with the exception of Christie Lee, they are nothing special when au natural..... Veins rock, I would so love to dose her with a shot of H and then lovingly whack off into he rmouth while she types a Sex and The City passage about cum gobbling. I think all four sex and the city women are nightmares of varying type and degree _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#328518 - 05/14/08 05:20 AM Re: Would you tap this?
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	Yes I would. Attachments 314597-Sarah-Jessica-Parker-Biography-4.jpg (6 downloads) _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#328519 - 05/14/08 05:49 AM Re: Would you tap this?
Anonymous Unregistered	Come on, Viz. They clearly used a face double for that shot.
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#328520 - 05/14/08 06:00 AM Re: Would you tap this?
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	Quote: Come on, Viz. They clearly used a face double for that shot. Meh, I won't believe it.... I'd still stick it in her Attachments 314606-Sarah-Jessica-Parker-Biography-3.jpg (6 downloads) _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#328521 - 05/14/08 06:05 AM Re: Would you tap this?
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	I wish I could find a good pic from Hocus Pocus...she was smokin' in that flick. I had a major middle school crush when that one came out. Attachments 314607-Sarah_Jessica_Parker-celebrity_photo_013.jpg (3 downloads) _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#328522 - 05/14/08 06:13 AM Re: Would you tap this?
the unknown pervert Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/07 Posts: 5186 Loc: Joshua Tree National Park	Quote: Quote: Quote: An anorexic body builder twink could be a fine fuck. Those veiny arms of "hers" are gross. I like them. Hope she like anal and european colonic water massage, or like I like to call it, enemas. You've never seen L.A. Story have you? _________________________ I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules
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#328523 - 05/14/08 10:43 AM Re: Would you tap this?
Skip Althoff AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 07/19/07 Posts: 470 Loc: NY	I didn't read it but I heard that a recent issue of Maxim magazine was absolutely brutal on her appearance and general behavior. I see no value in her (or Sex in the City) at all - should of called it quits years ago. WTF kind of green is that? Horrid.
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#328524 - 05/14/08 11:05 AM Re: Would you tap this?
tattypatty Porn Jesus Registered: 01/30/08 Posts: 7597 Loc: a site known for its tolerance...	For nostalgia's sake, yeah. And you're right, Square Pegs was the bomb. Remember when Devo was on? _________________________ "I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#328525 - 05/14/08 11:13 AM Re: Would you tap this?
Sho'nuff AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 01/08/08 Posts: 554 Loc: Wash D.C.	She is probably the most repulsive "star" I can think of... No fucking way. _________________________ "I don’t want to live in a world where a man won’t cum on my face." -Holly Randall
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#328526 - 05/14/08 11:16 AM Re: Would you tap this?
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	Quote: She is probably the most repulsive "star" I can think of... No fucking way. Seriously? She's not even the most repulsive one on Sex in the City. Attachments 314664-nixon.jpg (3 downloads) _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#328527 - 05/14/08 11:21 AM Re: Would you tap this?
Sho'nuff AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 01/08/08 Posts: 554 Loc: Wash D.C.	I completely disagree... Is a decent looking, everyday chick. Nothing stroke-worthy about her but she definitely does not make my testicles crawl up into my abdomen out of fear like the nastiness of Sarah Jessica Parker (aka Gollum) does. _________________________ "I don’t want to live in a world where a man won’t cum on my face." -Holly Randall
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#328528 - 05/14/08 11:25 AM Re: Would you tap this?
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	Eh, to each his own I guess Attachments 314667-uncomfortable5jo.jpg (3 downloads) _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#328529 - 05/14/08 12:20 PM Re: Would you tap this?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	I remember "Square Pegs". Loved it. I remember "Girls Just Want To Have Fun". _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#328530 - 05/14/08 12:24 PM Re: Would you tap this?
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	Quote: I remember "Square Pegs". Loved it. I remember "Girls Just Want To Have Fun". The first I'd ever even heard of Square Pegs was on one of the "I Love the..." shows on VH1, not sure which one though. Was that a 70's show? _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#328531 - 05/14/08 12:41 PM Re: Would you tap this?
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	It was only on for one season, I think. Around 80 or 81. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#328532 - 05/14/08 12:49 PM Re: Would you tap this?
tattypatty Porn Jesus Registered: 01/30/08 Posts: 7597 Loc: a site known for its tolerance...	Here ya go... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Square_Pegs _________________________ "I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#328533 - 05/14/08 12:52 PM Re: Would you tap this?
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Quote: Here ya go... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Square_Pegs Every episode began with the following dialogue before the credits: Lauren: "I've got this whole high school thing psyched out. It all breaks down into cliques." Patty: "Cliques?" Lauren: "Yeah, you know. Cliques. Little in-groups of different kids. All we have to do is click with the right clique, and we can finally have a social life that's worthy of us." Patty: "No way! Not even with cleavage." Lauren: "I tell you, this year we're going to be popular." Patty: "...Yeah?" Lauren: "Yeah. Even if it kills us. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#328534 - 05/14/08 12:58 PM Re: Would you tap this?
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	Quote: Quote: Here ya go... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Square_Pegs Every episode began with the following dialogue before the credits: Lauren: "I've got this whole high school thing psyched out. It all breaks down into cliques." Patty: "Cliques?" Lauren: "Yeah, you know. Cliques. Little in-groups of different kids. All we have to do is click with the right clique, and we can finally have a social life that's worthy of us." Patty: "No way! Not even with cleavage." Lauren: "I tell you, this year we're going to be popular." Patty: "...Yeah?" Lauren: "Yeah. Even if it kills us. Ah, I see. Thanks fellas. Jami Gertz was smokin' in Lost Boys...didn't look too bad on Still Standing either, although I wasn't a fan of the show. She definitely aged well. _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#328535 - 05/14/08 01:08 PM Re: Would you tap this?
Spunko Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 08/04/06 Posts: 1155 Loc: U.S. Outpost 31	Sarah Jessica Parker was quite cute up until about 30,then.... But Amy Linker? Then... Now... _________________________ I know you gentlemen have been through a lot,and when you find the time...I'd rather not spend the rest of the winter tied to this fucking couch!
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#328536 - 05/14/08 01:36 PM Re: Would you tap this?
ivorenginedriver Porn Fucking Master Registered: 09/19/05 Posts: 3576 Loc: Baltimore, MD	Sarah Jessica Parker has aged into a downright bony old Medusa.
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#328537 - 05/14/08 01:53 PM Re: Would you tap this?
Brandon Lee Harrington AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 08/16/06 Posts: 453 Loc: Las Vegas	Personally id fuck her till the cows come home. Lets say that it is true, she only looks good with tons of make up. Who cares? As stated a lot of pws are like this too, but the kicker is were talkin about fuckin them at those times, not marrying them and havin to deal with seein them in the morning. So fuck? yes! Marry? no! _________________________ BrandonLeeHarrington.com
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#328538 - 05/14/08 08:20 PM Re: Would you tap this?
Skip Althoff AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 07/19/07 Posts: 470 Loc: NY	Somehow, something tells me this girl had connections in the biz early on and she just milked it skillfully over the years. She's a decent B grade actress, that's all. I remember seeing an early pic of her playing house with Robert Downey Jr (the Original Flake) I believe. Skinny as shit, average looks, but somehow she got herself locked into that fast track crowd. I don't dislike her but at some point all her bony appendages and heavy make up jobs are going wear thin. Why doesn't she just admit to Oprah someday "Well yes, being known as an expert cocksucker doesn't bother me, look where it got me. I've been doing it since I was 14 and I'm not about to stop now".
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#328539 - 05/16/08 10:49 PM Re: Would you tap this?
Anonymous Unregistered	out of all the sexinthecity whores...i want the milf....kim cattrall i still love her scenes in the first...Police Academy.
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#328540 - 05/17/08 12:54 AM Re: Would you tap this?
Fenris Bukkake Boy Registered: 04/15/08 Posts: 741 Loc: The Great White Frozen Fucking...	I might double tap it. With a Glock... Fenris _________________________ 'She looks like Brock Lesnar.' - The Tatty Patty.
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#328541 - 05/17/08 07:20 AM Re: Would you tap this?
Skip Althoff AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 07/19/07 Posts: 470 Loc: NY	I think this is the one that turned out to be a dyke. She's dating one of her old girlfriends according to People, this is a nice pic.. not bad looking actually. Cattrall's working on her third or fourth marriage. Definitely a hot number in her younger years.
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#328542 - 05/17/08 07:28 AM Re: Would you tap this?
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	Quote: i still love her scenes in the first...Police Academy. I still love her scene from the first Porky's. Ahhhwoooooooo.
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#328543 - 05/17/08 11:09 AM Re: Would you tap this?
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Would you tap this? ...depends upon how much she paid me, I want double if her hubby wants to watch _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#328544 - 05/17/08 06:36 PM Re: Would you tap this?
Gunker Porn Jesus Registered: 01/07/06 Posts: 4268 Loc: Portland	No. s/b AWOP. _________________________ "My people (the real Americans- descended from the original Angle-Saxon pioneers)"-Coke S.
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#328545 - 05/17/08 07:26 PM Re: Would you tap this?
loopnode Porn Jesus Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 7322 Loc: The Children's Limbo	Quote: out of all the sexinthecity whores...i want the milf....kim cattrall You should see her in real life. She's disgustingly thin and very frail. I think Sarah Jessica Parker is kinda pretty but she looks very hard and bony. Her collar bone alone would prabably bruise you if you if she lay on you. Anyone remember her in Flight of the Navigator? I really hated that fscking kid in the movie. _________________________ I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#328546 - 05/18/08 06:21 PM Re: Would you tap this?
pumphog74 Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 03/26/07 Posts: 287 Loc: do you really care?	Quote: out of all the sexinthecity whores...i want the milf....kim cattrall i still love her scenes in the first...Police Academy. she was hotter in porky's _________________________ "if you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today." Spider Jerusalem
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#328547 - 05/18/08 07:13 PM Re: Would you tap this?
Sho'nuff AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 01/08/08 Posts: 554 Loc: Wash D.C.	Quote: she was hotter in porky's She was hottest in "Big Trouble in Little China" though. So sayeth I. _________________________ "I don’t want to live in a world where a man won’t cum on my face." -Holly Randall
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#328548 - 05/19/08 09:43 AM Re: Would you tap this?
pretty Chronic Masturbator Registered: 03/29/08 Posts: 1991 Loc: colorado	take a peek at sjp's pics in the new vogue she looks gorgeous! and th pictures are amazing! i know shes an actress, but shes a superb model there are girls in fashion editorial and big money glamour that cant break symmetry that well the chicks a posing genius _________________________ "Should send her our way, XPT could REALLY get her warmed up for any kind of abuse she might get later. "- nugent
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