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#328384 - 05/13/08 11:12 AM amazingly stupid PW names.....
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August Summer-


Now what I am waiting for is June July...

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#328385 - 05/13/08 12:25 PM Re: amazingly stupid PW names.....
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Male porn whore Claudio Meloni is a strong contestant.
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#328386 - 05/13/08 12:45 PM Re: amazingly stupid PW names.....
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Spantaneous... I mean c'mon, seriously? Who told her that was alright?
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#328387 - 05/13/08 01:23 PM Re: amazingly stupid PW names.....
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#328388 - 05/13/08 02:11 PM Re: amazingly stupid PW names.....
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Spantaneous... I mean c'mon, seriously? Who told her that was alright?




10 bucks says she's black...
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#328389 - 05/13/08 02:13 PM Re: amazingly stupid PW names.....
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A ten is some serious chedda, homey.
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#328390 - 05/13/08 02:18 PM Re: amazingly stupid PW names.....
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I'm assuming nobody would take the bet as this board is well-versed in porn stereotypes....
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#328391 - 05/13/08 03:15 PM Re: amazingly stupid PW names.....
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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#328392 - 05/13/08 03:20 PM Re: amazingly stupid PW names.....
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Registered: 03/12/08
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I've always thought Friday was one of the dumber names in porn. It made internet searches for the broad almost impossible.
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#328393 - 05/13/08 03:26 PM Re: amazingly stupid PW names.....
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Cytheria is a name that always bugged me.

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#328394 - 05/13/08 03:58 PM Re: amazingly stupid PW names.....
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Cytheria is a name that always bugged me.




Why? Cytherea is just an obscure variant of "Venus" or "Aphrodite" derived from a Greek island attributed to the goddess' birth.

I always thought it was a great name choice and showed some intelligence* and originality.




* - obviously I was sooooooooooooo wrong.
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#328395 - 05/13/08 11:16 PM Re: amazingly stupid PW names.....
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The ones that bug me are where the person doesn't have enough intelligence to come up with an original name so they just modify or slap two existing names together. Two that come to mind are: Jenna James and Jeremy Holmes
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#328396 - 05/14/08 05:36 AM Re: amazingly stupid PW names.....
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The ones that bug me are where the person doesn't have enough intelligence to come up with an original name so they just modify or slap two existing names together. Two that come to mind are: Jenna James and Jeremy Holmes




I concur. Jenna Presley is another example of this.
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#328397 - 05/16/08 09:21 AM Re: amazingly stupid PW names.....
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Quote:

Quote:

Cytheria is a name that always bugged me.




Why? Cytherea is just an obscure variant of "Venus" or "Aphrodite" derived from a Greek island attributed to the goddess' birth.

I always thought it was a great name choice and showed some intelligence* and originality.




* - obviously I was sooooooooooooo wrong.




The one thing girls have to be careful about is picking a name that's difficult to spell. Note here the two different spellings of her name. Plus a lot of the adult mags will change your name if they think their readers will have a difficult time with it. When we used to shoot Zdenka, Club would always change her name to "Daisy" when they published her layouts.
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#328398 - 05/16/08 10:40 AM Re: amazingly stupid PW names.....
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Registered: 01/29/08
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That is the concept of news television, always trying to grade down, to subtract from own idiocy.

The audience will not get it otherwise.
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#328399 - 05/16/08 12:09 PM Re: amazingly stupid PW names.....
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I thought she just looked good in cutoffs.

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#328400 - 05/16/08 02:45 PM Re: amazingly stupid PW names.....
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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The one thing girls have to be careful about is picking a name that's difficult to spell.




Good advice. The Rose sisters & Gia have succeeded in avoiding the indignity of misspelling.

But, porn guys include a few who type things like "gellus", so there are few guarantees. Someone actually credited "Venus" as "Venuss".


Cytherea variants on IAFD: Cyntheria, Cytheria, Cyntherea.
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#328401 - 05/20/08 09:14 AM Re: amazingly stupid PW names.....
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Anything with the last name of Fox, Foxx, Foxxx , Foxxxx, Sexton, Sexxton or the first name of Lexi, Lexxi, Lexus, Lexxus, etc. Just throwing more x's into the name does not make it original.
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#328402 - 05/20/08 11:05 AM Re: amazingly stupid PW names.....
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Stop with the alliteration. All of you girls. Really.
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#328403 - 05/20/08 11:40 AM Re: amazingly stupid PW names.....
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Any of the Jayden/jaden/Kayden crowd. Any whore who uses a name that's super close to another , more famous , name.(like Jenna James).
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#328404 - 05/20/08 01:21 PM Re: amazingly stupid PW names.....
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
whats alliteration?
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#328405 - 05/20/08 02:26 PM Re: amazingly stupid PW names.....
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whats alliteration?




It's the debris found on street corners where homeless guys in aprons have just spent the last 8 hours handing out fliers for the local titty bar.

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#328406 - 05/20/08 02:50 PM Re: amazingly stupid PW names.....
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Jimbo, perhaps we can convince pretty to join us on one of your famous snipe hunts. Do you think she will find the snipe?
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#328407 - 05/20/08 02:52 PM Re: amazingly stupid PW names.....
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Indubitably.

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#328408 - 05/20/08 03:13 PM Re: amazingly stupid PW names.....
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Registered: 03/12/08
Posts: 189
Loc: Edmonton, AB
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whats alliteration?




Main Entry: al·lit·er·a·tion
Function: noun
Etymology: ad- + Latin littera letter
Date: circa 1624
: the repetition of usually initial consonant sounds in two or more neighboring words or syllables (as wild and woolly, threatening throngs)

Porn examples are - Jenna Jameson, Debi Diamond, Tiffany Towers, Gia Jordan and yes, Pretty Pleads.
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#328409 - 05/20/08 03:18 PM Re: amazingly stupid PW names.....
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
oh no!
i did an alliteration?
sorry
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#328410 - 05/20/08 03:52 PM Re: amazingly stupid PW names.....
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Posts: 604
You are stupid cunt.
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#328411 - 05/20/08 03:53 PM Re: amazingly stupid PW names.....
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
least im not boring like you

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#328412 - 05/20/08 03:54 PM Re: amazingly stupid PW names.....
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And a quick one.

Boredom is your aura, bitch.
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#328413 - 05/20/08 03:56 PM Re: amazingly stupid PW names.....
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Care Less vs Pretty Pleads = battle of the pornambic pentameter
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#328414 - 05/20/08 04:00 PM Re: amazingly stupid PW names.....
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Registered: 01/29/08
Posts: 604
Is there an arena?

Who could be the referee?

Are there rules?
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#328415 - 05/20/08 04:03 PM Re: amazingly stupid PW names.....
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
will he wear womens clothing and pretend to be a girl?
i can probably get jason to hire him for foxy boxing tonight at the vu
i wasnt planning on working
but i can make an exception for this rare opportunity to wrestle with a real live female impersonator...
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#328416 - 05/20/08 04:23 PM Re: amazingly stupid PW names.....
Jigaloo Offline
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Is there an arena?

Who could be the referee?

Are there rules?




We need someplace tiny to be the arena, so I suggest Luke's Hovel.

Gene Ross can be the referee, he's desperate to make a buck and/or get some soft canned goods.
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#328417 - 05/20/08 04:26 PM Re: amazingly stupid PW names.....
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Posts: 604
Get over your crappy trolling paranoia.

You are one porn whore in several thousand.

You are not special.

If your parents or people in general told you so, they lied.
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#328418 - 05/20/08 05:01 PM Re: amazingly stupid PW names.....
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Are there rules?






#1 - The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club.

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#328419 - 05/20/08 07:19 PM Re: amazingly stupid PW names.....
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
Quote:

Get over your crappy trolling paranoia.

You are one porn whore in several thousand.

You are not special.

If your parents or people in general told you so, they lied.




its not paranoia
youre a troll fer sure
not even the best one
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#328420 - 05/20/08 07:36 PM Re: amazingly stupid PW names.....
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Posts: 604
Sure.

I will wait for you at your doorstep on any given day of the next week, looking to score some low-grade snatch for free and coincidentally fulfill my rape fantasies with the ugliest candidate possible.
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#328421 - 05/20/08 07:39 PM Re: amazingly stupid PW names.....
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
good comeback dude
please i deal with the real stalkers on here
and dont post their loveletters
youll get over it
feel better
love, pretty
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#328422 - 05/20/08 07:56 PM Re: amazingly stupid PW names.....
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Whatever.

I willl never understand those porn whores starting out in the industry and immediately thinking they would have to be afraid of people trying to molest them somehow.

But that could also be a fantasy, a more twisted one.
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#328423 - 05/20/08 07:57 PM Re: amazingly stupid PW names.....
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
threat assesment
threat assesment


see sasha? see what i mean?
lol
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#328424 - 05/20/08 08:00 PM Re: amazingly stupid PW names.....
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Posts: 604
"sasha"?

And what do you mean?
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#328425 - 05/20/08 08:02 PM Re: amazingly stupid PW names.....
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
sasha will know what i mean
and no
dont worry
im not referring to you pretending to be a girl online
i dont judge
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#328426 - 05/20/08 08:05 PM Re: amazingly stupid PW names.....
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
here
read this for clarifiaction careless:

http://www.xxxporntalk.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=talent&Number=309650&page=1&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1

threat assesment is the particular office of a district attorneys office that deals with stalkers
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#328427 - 05/20/08 08:34 PM Re: amazingly stupid PW names.....
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Posts: 604
I will post this once more and then never again.

I did not pretend to be a female performer anywhere.

You do not really know my gender, but keep on.

Some posters, especially old man river seemingly thought differently.

I went along, nothing more.
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#328428 - 06/04/08 11:16 AM Re: amazingly stupid PW names.....
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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The one I formerly called SashaMutt is riled.

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#328429 - 06/04/08 11:21 AM Re: amazingly stupid PW names.....
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That is not the case.

A bit indifferent, perhaps.

But trash tends to live on.
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