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#322926 - 04/27/08 11:10 PM
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Registered: 03/29/08
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funniest poster on xpt?
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#322927 - 04/28/08 02:24 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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you
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#322928 - 04/28/08 05:52 AM
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#322929 - 04/28/08 07:41 AM
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nah youre pretty funny gia!  and tatty pattys funny alot of you are funny
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#322932 - 04/28/08 10:24 AM
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Donny Long is funny unintentionally. His posts also bring out the best in everybody on here. People really reply with their A-game whenever he's on a tear....
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#322933 - 04/28/08 10:41 AM
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smelly monkey, gia, windsock when he was here...h2c gets honorable mention.
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#322934 - 04/28/08 11:03 AM
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Registered: 09/23/04
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I'm always surprised by how many funny people there are here. Gia is as sharp as they come. I'm always impressed with the things she comes out with.
If I "lol'd" every funny post I read here I'd look a blithering idiot.
I think some of the funnier posters are that way unintentionally.
Edit: I first wrote that in "ElG"
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#322935 - 04/28/08 11:07 AM
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gia ftw
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#322936 - 04/28/08 06:13 PM
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#322937 - 04/28/08 07:49 PM
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#322938 - 04/28/08 09:05 PM
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Funniest? No one here is funny...let's change the question to "Who's the most FUCKED up poster..." Windsock would make that list too, so would I, but thats obvious. C'mon who deserves most fucked up poster?
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#322939 - 04/29/08 01:51 AM
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#322941 - 04/29/08 10:38 AM
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#322943 - 04/29/08 02:26 PM
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Brandon Iron is funny as hell, as well. He doesn't whine like a little bitch when he gets hit with the cheap shot.His comebacks are self-deprecating and extremely clever...
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#322947 - 04/29/08 07:28 PM
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douche bigalows been makin me giggle alot lately come to think of it
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#322949 - 04/29/08 09:30 PM
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Random and jamesn
edit to add - found jamesn's "self loathing and push ups" quote from adt and added it.
Edited by k1ng (04/29/08 10:56 PM)
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#322950 - 04/29/08 10:35 PM
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king you're no slouch either
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#322952 - 04/30/08 10:46 AM
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Current Posters:
Loopnode.
Gia.
Gigi.
Emeritus Posters:
Windsock.
Jamesn.
Monkey.
Fully Retired Posters:
Smiling Arab.
Gen.
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#322953 - 05/01/08 03:02 AM
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most people find me pretty funny. It's because I use clever puns to put my point across. I don't spell it out completely but leave it for the observant reader to fully realize my message.
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#322955 - 05/01/08 04:25 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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Isn't the term "clever puns" oxymoronic?  
no.
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#322957 - 05/01/08 08:00 AM
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im throwing wolfpac in here too i believe i read someplace shes a girl too! funny girls rule! but yeah her answers have been giving me giggles lately too
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#322959 - 05/06/08 10:09 PM
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Everyone here has their moments-- but as far as consistency Gia and Smelly Monkey when he/she was around. Jamesn, Bornyo, Jeff, and Willie D also crack me up. And Burg. Fatman is the most educational poster-- that guy seems to know something about everything. Christ this is annoying I always like everybody. Except Darth. He sucks.
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#322960 - 05/06/08 10:12 PM
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Thank you, Holly. And Darth can fuck off. Hope all's going well at Lamazing Productions over there, Darth.
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#322961 - 05/06/08 10:18 PM
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Thank you, Holly. And Darth can fuck off. Hope all's going well at Lamazing Productions over there, Darth.
Women.
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#322962 - 05/06/08 10:43 PM
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Instead of naming the obvious (because its already been done), I'll go with a reg who always delivers funny/razor-sharp posts, but seems to kinda fly under the radar: Unknown Pervert. Plus, his brevity is something to be admired, and in a perfect message board world, it would rub off on some of XPT's editorially-challenged regs.
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#322965 - 05/07/08 07:40 AM
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Instead of naming the obvious (because its already been done), I'll go with a reg who always delivers funny/razor-sharp posts, but seems to kinda fly under the radar: Unknown Pervert. Plus, his brevity is something to be admired, and in a perfect message board world, it would rub off on some of XPT's editorially-challenged regs.
That's an excellent choice and I'm sorry I didn't mention him. If it wasn't gay, I'd "+1" or :jammin-guy: the majority of his posts.
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#322966 - 05/14/08 10:10 PM
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ak steve for his what are some movies contributions
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#322969 - 05/15/08 08:58 AM
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yes, and you mr steward fer sure even your avatar makes me giggle
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#322970 - 05/17/08 11:21 AM
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Monkey is tops, Smiling Arab, H2C is hilarious when he fucks with people, Brandon for his ability to pimp product under any circumstance. Simp was always good for a laugh and Malice when he does post is funny. Really though everyone here usually posts a few truly funny things. Recently Panzer has amused me because i didn't think such a person could really exist- it was to be a work
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#322971 - 05/20/08 09:24 AM
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Thanks, Random and Bornyo.
One of the icons that I have not seen mentioned yet is Corky. Or maybe I should give credit to Luke Ford there, after all it is much easier to be funny when you have good material to work with. I also agree with the mentions of JamesN and Gia.
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#322972 - 05/20/08 09:35 AM
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I've sent unknown pervert pm's about how he was unrecognized snarky comedy around here. Big ups to the standards like jamesn, monkey, bornyo, have2cit, jeff, gigi, guapo, phatboy, holly, xvod, renfield, king, and saveus maximus.
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#322973 - 05/20/08 09:43 AM
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yep theyre all funnythey all hate me but they are funny
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#322974 - 05/20/08 09:58 AM
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I've sent unknown pervert pm's about how he was unrecognized snarky comedy around here. Big ups to the standards like jamesn, monkey, bornyo, have2cit, jeff, gigi, guapo, phatboy, holly, xvod, renfield, king, and saveus maximus.
Have I lost my sense of ha ha since my nemesis ran away with his afro pic tucked between his legs?
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#322975 - 05/20/08 10:04 AM
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Porn Jesus
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noooo, i forgot you, baby. add yourself and christianx to the list. and willie d and loop.
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