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#32261 - 06/16/04 05:03 PM Where is the monkey's standard thread title
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Where is the monkeys standard thread title. God damn swami has one and he stinks. SInce i have no desire to be a mod and would never be asked to be a mod i think the monkey should get his own standard thread title above swami that fruitcake. or at the very least bring sammura back as long as she doesn't spam, free sammura.
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#32262 - 06/16/04 07:03 PM Re: Where is the monkey's standard thread title
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Yeah, good work Tony on the new ranking titles, I like them but why not call one Smelly Monkey Diddler or something.
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#32263 - 06/16/04 07:07 PM Re: Where is the monkey's standard thread title
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Registered: 06/04/04
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The Swami would humbly like to thank Tony, Corina, Kami Andrews, Father O'Flanagan (the priest whom claims to have been molested by Smelly Monkey), Toelicker, adere, and all the other posters whom have been kind to me... will get a cheap plug next week on www.cyberstationusa.com Body Shots and Money Shots Friday at 1p.m. Eastern 10 a.m. Pacific time... Long live the Swami

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#32264 - 06/16/04 07:25 PM Re: Where is the monkey's standard thread title
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I should have the highest ranking named after me. I want swami to die of prostate cancer, does this make me a bad person?.
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#32265 - 06/16/04 08:11 PM Re: Where is the monkey's standard thread title
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Yeah, good work Tony on the new ranking titles, I like them but why not call one Smelly Monkey Diddler or something.



I did look to see if I could change Monkey's to Attention 'ho but apparently I can't.
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#32266 - 06/16/04 08:14 PM Re: Where is the monkey's standard thread title
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Yeah, good work Tony on the new ranking titles, I like them but why not call one Smelly Monkey Diddler or something.


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I did look to see if I could change Monkey's to Attention 'ho but apparently I can't.






We aren't talking about handles or what is under my handle fruitcake. We are talking about how people with under 20 pots have newbie and as you post more you are given different titles, having a monkey one.
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#32267 - 06/17/04 06:08 AM Re: Where is the monkey's standard thread title
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What is the breakdown of those titles anyway? Did they change it recently?

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#32268 - 06/17/04 06:09 AM Re: Where is the monkey's standard thread title
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The Swami would humbly like to thank Tony, Corina, Kami Andrews, Father O'Flanagan (the priest whom claims to have been molested by Smelly Monkey), Toelicker, adere, and all the other posters whom have been kind to me... will get a cheap plug next week on www.cyberstationusa.com Body Shots and Money Shots Friday at 1p.m. Eastern 10 a.m. Pacific time... Long live the Swami




Here let me speak real slow so even a dumb asshole such as yourself can understand.....A...SPORTSWAMI...WANNBE...IS...A...INSULT...YOU...IGNORANT...PIECE...OF...SHIT.Do you get it now moron or do you need to have your head up a donkeys ass to see the light?
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#32269 - 06/17/04 06:11 AM Re: Where is the monkey's standard thread title
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What is the breakdown of those titles anyway? Did they change it recently?




Everyone has a title within the forum. You will notice them below the Username in each post. Some titles are automatically assigned based on the number of posts a user has made, and some titles are assigned by the forum owner to denote official representatives of the company or other VIPs in the forums.

Here is the list of the standard titles and # of posts to achieve them:


0 newbie
25 crack baby
40 KSEX listener
65 Sportswami wannabe
90 Kid Vegas wannabe
115 Tranny Lover
140 Quasarman wannabe
165 pervert
195 Lara Roxxx #1 Fan
225 chronic masturbator
250 sociopathic miscreant
285 human garbage
350 socially dysfunctional degnerate
450 registered sex offender
575 whoremaster
700 demon spawn
800 prince of darkness
900 porn fuckin master
1100 porn jesus

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#32270 - 06/17/04 06:52 AM Re: Where is the monkey's standard thread title
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Registered: 06/04/04
Posts: 406
Loc: Boston, MA
Jeff... I am sorry that you have taken this personally... I personally don't care what you or this xxxporntalk.com thinks of me... as far as the title... I know it is an "insult" but I don't care... just like I don't care what you think of me ... get a life or take some xanax or something

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#32271 - 06/17/04 07:02 AM Re: Where is the monkey's standard thread title
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Jeff... I am sorry that you have taken this personally... I personally don't care what you or this xxxporntalk.com thinks of me... as far as the title... I know it is an "insult" but I don't care... just like I don't care what you think of me ... get a life or take some xanax or something




Ok,I will do that.I always take the advice of street people.Maybe one day if I work really hard I can become as important as someone like you.Who knows,maybe I will even own a popular porn company one day.
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#32272 - 06/17/04 07:04 AM Re: Where is the monkey's standard thread title
sportswami Offline
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Registered: 06/04/04
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Loc: Boston, MA
Well since Jeff wants to aspire to be the Swami... once can always dream

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#32273 - 06/17/04 08:24 AM Re: Where is the monkey's standard thread title
smiling arab Offline
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Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
If the Sperm Swami doesn't care what xxxporntalk thinks of him, why is he here? Why not go to ADT where threads like "Porn Stars Favorite Colors!" and slavering fan boy threads about flesh gobblers you'd like to date will truly brighten the Shiny, Happy World they live in?

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get a life or take some xanax




Irony, thy name is Sperm Swami.


Edited by TonyMalice (06/17/04 12:04 PM)
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#32274 - 06/17/04 08:31 AM Re: Where is the monkey's standard thread title
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Everyone has a title within the forum. You will notice them below the Username in each post. Some titles are automatically assigned based on the number of posts a user has made, and some titles are assigned by the forum owner to denote official representatives of the company or other VIPs in the forums.

Here is the list of the standard titles and # of posts to achieve them:


0 newbie
25 crack baby
40 KSEX listener
65 Sportswami wannabe
90 Kid Vegas wannabe
115 Tranny Lover
140 Quasarman wannabe
165 pervert
195 Lara Roxxx #1 Fan
225 chronic masturbator
250 sociopathic miscreant
285 human garbage
350 socially dysfunctional degnerate
450 registered sex offender
575 whoremaster
700 demon spawn
800 prince of darkness
900 porn fuckin master
1100 porn jesus






Might I recomend changing newbie to ADT Regular

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#32275 - 06/17/04 08:40 AM Re: Where is the monkey's standard thread title
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
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I'm surprised they didn't put anything about Brandon in there.

BTW, who writes these things.
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#32276 - 06/17/04 02:32 PM Re: Where is the monkey's standard thread title
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The Swami would humbly like to thank Tony, Corina, Kami Andrews, Father O'Flanagan (the priest whom claims to have been molested by Smelly Monkey), Toelicker, adere, and all the other posters whom have been kind to me... will get a cheap plug next week on www.cyberstationusa.com Body Shots and Money Shots Friday at 1p.m. Eastern 10 a.m. Pacific time... Long live the Swami


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Here let me speak real slow so even a dumb asshole such as yourself can understand.....A...SPORTSWAMI...WANNBE...IS...A...INSULT...YOU...IGNORANT...PIECE...OF...SHIT.Do you get it now moron or do you need to have your head up a donkeys ass to see the light?





HAHAHA. Swami you dumb shit, i thought the fact you were right next to kid vegas wannabe would of be a alarmly bright hint that yours isn't possitive. I have a few monkey ones Smelly monkey stenchers, no monkey not in that hole master, well as you can see its a work in progress.
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