Anal Trainer 8
Looks like Darkko has come a long way since the first installment of Anal Trainer because that one was so bad it pissed me off. Why? It doesn’t take much, but basically the shoddy camera work was frustrating as all hell. Combine this with a hot cast and you’re just dangling a bottle of downers just out of reach of a tweaker who’s been up for a week straight. I’m letting bygones be bygones momentarily because this one had some tremendous sightseeing thanks to Haley, of course. Plus, the stellar list of sluts also includes more faves o’ mine like Demi Marx and Katja Kassin. Any director worth his salt ain’t shit without the proper poontang to be porked and this one has got a bevy of the top gonzo babes to make it better bling-bling for the ding-a-ling. Not astonishingly, Haley looks amazing here again in her lavender eye-shadow and I was getting nervous about all the close-ups of the anal pummeling from behind with the guy covering her like an amoeba. Without hesitation I leaned on the FF to some reverse cowgirl to the rescue where she bobs her oily butt on the fire-poker for a vision of perfection. Her spectacular cock-tokin had me hands goin thar she blows when Haley mashed her elf mounds around his prick to make one heavenly hooter hoagie. Holy moly, the rest of the action is splendor is in the ass... After darting around the rest of this DVD, I quickly came to the conclusion that the ultimate threesome would consist of me, Haley and Demi Marx. That’s right, I said me. Ya heard? Speaking of the latter, she looks as delicious as ever in this appearance, but I must add a new stud to the ever-growing hate list. Who? Manuel fuckhead Ferarra. Why? Punk thinks he’s Don fuckin’ Juan and he?s in three friggin? scenes no less. What’s the prob? Well, all I expect out of my smut in the least is to enjoy seeing a sexy babe get boinked with as little or no interference from the meat-pump as possible, but this guy hogs the girls like they were his very own. Can I blame him if the director doesn’t reel him in? Hell, yeah, but instead I will hold it against both of them. Any more questions? [www.digitalsindvd.com]

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