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#321059 - 03/15/10 09:29 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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Yeah, I bought two of them. One for my Dad, one for my sister. They get the WiFi models while I'm holding out for the WiFi+3G. Not available until May? Damn you, Apple.





You forgot about one for me

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#321060 - 03/15/10 09:31 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Just got this one for only $106.00, I gotta have all 5 of these. [techno music] utz utz utz utz utz [/techno music] :




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#321061 - 03/19/10 08:22 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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backpack from UnderArmor for 60 bucks. Well-made and practical...
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#321062 - 03/20/10 05:15 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 01/31/06
Posts: 44
A PS3. Also well-made and practical

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#321063 - 03/20/10 11:53 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
$3 bandage. I went on a hike yesterday and scraped my hand on some rocks.
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#321064 - 03/20/10 12:13 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
Quote:

$3 bandage. I went on a hike yesterday and scraped my hand on some rocks.




Women that like to hike = more my style.

Now, if we can get you to appreciate the comfort of ratty old overstuffed funiture, the warmth of sunshine on bare skin, great taste and convenience of industrially fresh frozen prepared microwave food, and the joys and freedom of RV travel...
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#321065 - 03/20/10 01:20 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Loc: Counting Kisses
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Now, if we can get you to appreciate the comfort of ratty old overstuffed funiture, the warmth of sunshine on bare skin, great taste and convenience of industrially fresh frozen prepared microwave food, and the joys and freedom of RV travel...



Ohh muh gawdd. I srsly fucking cringed when I read that. Good luck.
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#321066 - 03/20/10 02:51 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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#321067 - 03/20/10 02:56 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Fenris Offline
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Registered: 04/15/08
Posts: 741
Loc: The Great White Frozen Fucking...
A copy of Pokemon Heartgold. $44.95 Canadian. (About... $44.96 American as of yesterday.)

Yes, it's for me. I am obsessed with this stupid game series for some reason. Feel free to mock.
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#321068 - 03/20/10 02:58 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Fenris Offline
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Registered: 04/15/08
Posts: 741
Loc: The Great White Frozen Fucking...
Quote:

I bought a pair of sock eating shoes today. I've had a pair of these same Rockports- probably five or six pairs, for more than ten years and they changed something in the formula and now these shoes are eating my socks at the heel where within 100 yds of walking they have pulled my socks down and into the shoes. Something isn't right. I hate losing an old friend.




I am down with the Rockport thing. Great shoes.

Weird that they are eating your socks though. I'd actually call the central office and speak with complaints. There's a good chance that pair is just defective and they might ship you a new pair.
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#321069 - 03/20/10 03:24 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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A copy of Pokemon Heartgold. $44.95 Canadian. (About... $44.96 American as of yesterday.)

Yes, it's for me. I am obsessed with this stupid game series for some reason. Feel free to mock.



I used to love Pokemon in Jr. High. I loved Team Rocket and Meowth. My son has a Pokedex. I don't really know what it is but I like the word "Manaphy".
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#321070 - 03/20/10 04:08 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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What the fuck is this? Youth in a jar? Damn, TP, thought you were smarter than this!
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#321071 - 03/20/10 04:36 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

Quote:






What the fuck is this? Youth in a jar? Damn, TP, thought you were smarter than this!



He is smart, that's why he uses it. I love when men take care of themselves.

I hope freestylah doesn't read my sun/wrinkle post. He might think I'm "teh stupid" whore.
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#321072 - 03/20/10 04:50 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I got a few tiny sized organic dog biscuits for Biscuits hamster. He loved the first one I gave him. And I have to admit that these things smell pretty good to me.
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#321073 - 03/20/10 04:51 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Posts: 5290
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Quote:






Proud to say, I have no idea what that shit is. Don't care, either.
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#321074 - 03/20/10 05:19 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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What the fuck is this? Youth in a jar? Damn, TP, thought you were smarter than this!





I was of the same mentality, til somebody hipped me to their shit. My skin is fucking amazing now. I am not shitting you.

...and nobody has called me on here in a real long time. I need some of my faggot street cred back.....
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#321075 - 03/21/10 12:18 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
My skin is always amazing, all seasons of the year. I think it has something to do with climate change and global warming.


Quote:

..and nobody has called me on here in a real long time. I need some of my faggot street cred back....




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#321076 - 03/23/10 02:29 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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A new watch for $53.00:




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#321077 - 03/23/10 02:30 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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And also this one for $56.00:



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#321078 - 03/23/10 10:36 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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#321079 - 03/25/10 05:03 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 04/02/09
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Loc: Mississippi
I decided to upgrade to the Kindle DX out of boredom more than anything else. I got it today. I like it.




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#321080 - 03/25/10 05:16 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 04/02/09
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Loc: Mississippi
Easter gift for somebody special.



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#321081 - 03/25/10 08:16 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Easter gift for somebody special.








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#321082 - 03/25/10 10:09 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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Over $200.00 worth of domain names.

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#321083 - 03/25/10 10:38 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
jeff jordan Offline
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Registered: 05/22/08
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^ Looks like tranniesturdsandshitsandwiches.com is still available.



hurry.
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#321084 - 03/26/10 02:08 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Ink jet cartridge $14
Photo frame from Restoration Hardware $29
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#321085 - 03/26/10 06:08 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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^ Looks like tranniesturdsandshitsandwiches.com is still available.



hurry.




it was buttplug*******.com

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#321086 - 03/26/10 07:30 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
buttpluginpanzersmom.com
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#321087 - 03/26/10 10:57 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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Posts: 9221
35 wrist watches

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#321088 - 03/26/10 11:25 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

buttpluginpanzersmom.com



No, but another one is **************booty.com, **************booty.com, *******whores.com, anal******.com and fresh******************.com

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#321089 - 03/27/10 05:48 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Ohh yess, they are:

analsodium.com, transfatwhores.com, saturatedfatbooty.msg.com, highfructoseporntubby.com, and OF COURSE partiallyhydrogenatedtrannyoil.com.


too bad he isn't in to real girls AT ALL, otherwise HighchoLEZterol.com could have been his t0o.




I go sl33p now. <3


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#321090 - 03/27/10 12:05 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Dog meds, Clavamox and Prednisone, 52.00

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#321091 - 03/27/10 04:57 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
freestylah Offline
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Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
You give your dog Prednisone? And you dare to call out other people for animal abuse? Off the wagon, gyppy?
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#321092 - 03/28/10 08:51 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Drink Mix for $1.50:



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#321093 - 03/29/10 01:51 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
gia jordan Offline
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Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

35 wrist watches




Too bad it wasn't 35 wrist slits.
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#321094 - 03/29/10 07:43 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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8 .INFO domain names.

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#321095 - 03/29/10 08:45 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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3 packs of Kool Aid for $0.24 each:



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#321096 - 04/10/10 02:32 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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2 bottles of Axe shampoo on sale at 2 for $5.00

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#321097 - 04/10/10 11:03 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Quote:

3 packs of Kool Aid for $0.24 each:






You're an honorary nigger.
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#321098 - 04/10/10 04:53 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

3 packs of Kool Aid for $0.24 each:






You're an honorary nigger.



This stuff tastes good and it is unbelievable value.

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#321099 - 04/10/10 05:03 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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15 books from Amazon for around $180.00

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#321100 - 04/15/10 06:56 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
Two gallons of motorcycle gas.
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#321101 - 04/15/10 07:55 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Neutrogena shaving cream, Old Spice, 2 nine volt batteries and a computer power cord.
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#321102 - 04/16/10 09:37 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
freestylah Offline
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Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Quote:

Neutrogena shaving cream, Old Spice, 2 nine volt batteries and a computer power cord.




Are you sure you ain't related to Mr. Panzer?
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#321103 - 04/16/10 02:02 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Neutrogena shaving cream, Old Spice, 2 nine volt batteries and a computer power cord.




Are you sure you ain't related to Mr. Panzer?



He also has to get 18oz Old Spice Classic body wash. And don't forget to clean your balls.

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#321104 - 04/16/10 07:22 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
jeff jordan Offline
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Registered: 05/22/08
Posts: 1272
Loc: In a cesspool of phonies and d...
This little netbook, to install OSX with another GB of RAM and the bluetooth module.


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#321105 - 04/17/10 11:37 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Steezo Offline
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Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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This little netbook, to install OSX with another GB of RAM and the bluetooth module




Does OS X 10.6 run OK with only 2GB of RAM?
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#321106 - 04/17/10 11:55 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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This little netbook, to install OSX with another GB of RAM and the bluetooth module.






I dunno.. I have a sony vaio for work.. It sucks like any and all laptops do. I do more with my phone than I do with that piece of shit but it was given to me for work so that's how it is. It's basically an email application that I can ignore because it doesn't vibrate or ring. Why does anyone buy a laptop?. Is traffic that bad that you can't ever sit down at home?. Bizarre.
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#321107 - 04/17/10 02:18 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
jeff jordan Offline
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Registered: 05/22/08
Posts: 1272
Loc: In a cesspool of phonies and d...
Quote:

Does OS X 10.6 run OK with only 2GB of RAM?




It does. I'm not expecting it to handle anything too resource intensive, just something to handle tasks between the iPhone and the Pro at home; rough drafts and mockups. Something more portable than a standard laptop, running OSX, that can run specific software unavailable for the iPad.

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I dunno.. I have a sony vaio for work.. It sucks like any and all laptops do. I do more with my phone than I do with that piece of shit but it was given to me for work so that's how it is. It's basically an email application that I can ignore because it doesn't vibrate or ring. Why does anyone buy a laptop?. Is traffic that bad that you can't ever sit down at home?. Bizarre.




I would have agreed with all that a few months ago, but I'm now in a position where I can't be at my desktop at all times and the phone can't run the applications I need.

Never underestimate LA traffic.
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#321108 - 04/19/10 07:02 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Vizzle Offline
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Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Dell Studio XPS 9000

LINK





I upgraded the RAM and graphics card too


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