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#313764 - 04/16/08 02:49 PM Re: tips from random myspace peeps
loopnode Porn Jesus Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 7322 Loc: The Children's Limbo	Quote: I hate tarot, psychics, and any of that nonsense. If they're so clairvoyant and have garnered so much foresight about the world, why are they always living in crappy shanty shack apartments? I had an ex that swore by them. She started her day by reading her star sign then flipping cards. I think that relationship lasted 2 weeks because I'm extremely against people that rely on such stupidity to live their life. About 2 years after I dumped her, moved away etc I meet a girl that looked exactly like her with the exact same name, personality and addiction to tarot cards. Oddly enough it wasn't her- but the first thing she said was "You look so familiar. What sign are you, because I honestly think I know you." _________________________ I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#313765 - 04/16/08 03:03 PM Re: tips from random myspace peeps
Bluecipher Porn Jesus Registered: 06/09/03 Posts: 5092 Loc:	Quote: Quote: I hate tarot, psychics, and any of that nonsense. If they're so clairvoyant and have garnered so much foresight about the world, why are they always living in crappy shanty shack apartments? I had an ex that swore by them. She started her day by reading her star sign then flipping cards. I think that relationship lasted 2 weeks because I'm extremely against people that rely on such stupidity to live their life. About 2 years after I dumped her, moved away etc I meet a girl that looked exactly like her with the exact same name, personality and addiction to tarot cards. Oddly enough it wasn't her- but the first thing she said was "You look so familiar. What sign are you, because I honestly think I know you." Someone please do a tarot reading for Gia. _________________________ ------------------- Mild Mannered Minion ------------------- I feel the pull on the rope, let me off at the rainbow -Anyway, Genesis
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#313766 - 04/19/08 07:08 PM Re: tips from random myspace peeps
Gunker Porn Jesus Registered: 01/07/06 Posts: 4268 Loc: Portland	Quote: Someone please do a tarot reading for Gia. Here's the first card... Attachments 306474-a.jpg (8 downloads) _________________________ "My people (the real Americans- descended from the original Angle-Saxon pioneers)"-Coke S.
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#313767 - 04/19/08 07:10 PM Re: tips from random myspace peeps
TonyMalice Registered Sex Offender Registered: 03/12/03 Posts: 2458 Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...	Hey, I did that move on the pole when I danced. _________________________ Now you can masturbate to Chatsworth Pictures on demand! http://www.jerkoffzone.com/divx/chatsworth/
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#313768 - 04/19/08 07:12 PM Re: tips from random myspace peeps
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Dude, you danced? Did you feature at Cheesecake Factory? _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#313769 - 04/19/08 07:14 PM Re: tips from random myspace peeps
Gunker Porn Jesus Registered: 01/07/06 Posts: 4268 Loc: Portland	Here's the second card... Attachments 306477-b.jpg (9 downloads) _________________________ "My people (the real Americans- descended from the original Angle-Saxon pioneers)"-Coke S.
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#313770 - 04/19/08 07:20 PM Re: tips from random myspace peeps
Gunker Porn Jesus Registered: 01/07/06 Posts: 4268 Loc: Portland	And the final card... Oh dear... Too bad Gia scrolls past my posts... Attachments 306479-c.jpg (9 downloads) _________________________ "My people (the real Americans- descended from the original Angle-Saxon pioneers)"-Coke S.
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#313771 - 04/19/08 07:35 PM Re: tips from random myspace peeps
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Saw them. Lol. Thanks. Let's make a loltarot thread. I kan haz a reading? _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#313772 - 04/19/08 07:45 PM Re: tips from random myspace peeps
RenfieldGyps Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/05 Posts: 4726 Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...	Quote: somebody told me gypsy is a derogatory term so i try not to say it i dont like to hurt anyones feelings ever i also got yelled at once for saying "oriental" but i didnt know youre supposed to say "asian" instead It's derogatory because people think of thieves and get overs when they think of "that type" of Gypsies.....but they also think of Gypsies as beautiful women, I know way back men used to always tattoo them on their bodies. I think of a Gypsy woman as a beautiful lady. Fantasy of course.
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#313773 - 04/20/08 05:13 AM Re: tips from random myspace peeps
Bluecipher Porn Jesus Registered: 06/09/03 Posts: 5092 Loc:	Quote: And the final card... Oh dear... Too bad Gia scrolls past my posts... if the card is upside down is it a regular dildo ? _________________________ ------------------- Mild Mannered Minion ------------------- I feel the pull on the rope, let me off at the rainbow -Anyway, Genesis
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#313774 - 04/20/08 05:05 PM Re: tips from random myspace peeps
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Quote: [ if the card is upside down is it a regular dildo ? If it's upside down it's interpreted as a butt plug. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#313775 - 04/20/08 06:47 PM Re: tips from random myspace peeps
Bluecipher Porn Jesus Registered: 06/09/03 Posts: 5092 Loc:	Quote: Quote: [ if the card is upside down is it a regular dildo ? If it's upside down it's interpreted as a butt plug. Zing! Good one. _________________________ ------------------- Mild Mannered Minion ------------------- I feel the pull on the rope, let me off at the rainbow -Anyway, Genesis
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#313776 - 04/20/08 09:10 PM Re: tips from random myspace peeps
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	The card already said Anal Dildo, i didn't even see that. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#313777 - 04/21/08 03:03 PM Re: tips from random myspace peeps
RenfieldGyps Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/05 Posts: 4726 Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...	Quote: Quote: I also hate them, they've always had a bad name and they're are alot here that are palm readers I just chose the name for Stevie Nicks, she's always been a favorite of mine and I simply love the song and the words. What was wrong with Crazy Coked Out Bitch from that 70s Band With the Creepy Looking Drummer? Huh? If you mean Stevie, I love her.
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