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#313714 - 04/07/08 12:06 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
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this was messaged to me when i read it i was like , ok so are you a director? agent? manager? but his guys just some myspacemusic dude still, they were intersting to read and i wanted to see what xxxporntalk ers thought of them: well i can really skyrocket your porn career with some good ideas. "1. Make Teaser/Tease videos (you just strip dancing.. not totally nude..) .. search around the net for good video hosting sites..that allow nudity ..like youtube will most likely get banned or deleted. Tease (videos) will get more traffic to your website. 2. Make sure your real personal on myspace, usually its either fans or dudes that think your really hot that will message you.. don't give any personal info away..just like if people wanna talk about life stuff..everyday stuff..TRY not to be "SHORT" with them. unless your really really busy. 3. Make a Blog, Talking about Sex and what sex you've been having is extremely hott!! 4. Keep up on your "Interracial Scenes" interracial is a hot genre these days. Try to do some of that.. DON'T OVER DO IT. you'll be branded as just an interracial sex (pornstar) .. white dudes will turn on you! lol 5. Get into Fetish stuff.. good example you have nice tits. You can just do some Tit Videos. like alot of Fetish stuff.. Feet Fetish. whats great about the Fetish Genre is its quick money i hear..and you don't have to have sex. so good for off-days when you wanna make some money..just feet model or something. 6. I don't know about Anal, cause i hate watching women take anal, but alot of people like when pornstars do anal..so maybe that might be good..its up to you! 7. think of creative themes to do on your website..porn movies are great when you have creative plots (not cliche') 8. DO CREAMPIES. (creampies are great) 9. More Fan exclusives ..maybe contests... 10. Market your website to other porn directors and producers..the most notable pornstars..are on every site you can think of... ( Generally just keep doing what your doing) and don't try to charge for everything. Make some of your material FREE." have at it kids 
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#313715 - 04/07/08 12:34 PM
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Zip Coon
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Registered: 04/01/07
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4. Keep up on your "Interracial Scenes" interracial is a hot genre these days. Try to do some of that.. DON'T OVER DO IT. you'll be branded as just an interracial sex (pornstar) ..
white dudes will turn on you! lol
Excellent, excellent advice. A wise man wrote this.
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#313718 - 04/07/08 01:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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8. DO CREAMPIES. (creampies are great) Who the fuck finds creampies hot? and don't try to charge for everything. Make some of your material FREE." have at it kids
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#313720 - 04/07/08 01:46 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Pretty, please for the love of God get on the pill.
Are you related to Ben?
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#313721 - 04/07/08 01:47 PM
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Zip Coon
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4. Keep up on your "Interracial Scenes" interracial is a hot genre these days. Try to do some of that.. DON'T OVER DO IT. you'll be branded as just an interracial sex (pornstar) ..
white dudes will turn on you! lol
Excellent, excellent advice. A wise man wrote this.
I think wise guy Tritone wrote it.
Naah ... I don't do MySpace. I'm from the old Internet generation.
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#313723 - 04/07/08 02:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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God damn Pretty!
You have the smell of succes all over you. You're smart, a quick learner, wise in the ways of the internets, well-educated (judging from your language skills) and completely up to date on health issues.
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#313727 - 04/07/08 02:56 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 12/26/07
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I have nothing to do with the industry so I have no clue. Personally, it's a big turn off for me.
On the other hand most whores do it so I guess it's profitable.
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#313729 - 04/07/08 03:17 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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siblings can be overrated. i had this gaggle of children so they'd all have each other and shit, but they spend half their time trying to kill each other and the other half trying to get each other in trouble. 
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#313731 - 04/07/08 03:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
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siblings can be overrated. i had this gaggle of children so they'd all have each other and shit, but they spend half their time trying to kill each other and the other half trying to get each other in trouble.
Yeah GiGi but they're still babies now, wait till the parents die....of course not wishing anything on you and your husband, but with my parents gone I kinda wish I had a brother or sister, they will appreciate each other later on if they dont fight and kill each other over the will. I've seen families practically beat the living shit out of each other when the lawyer I worked for was doing Wills, Trusts & Estates, money is a brutal thing even with family.
But Im sure you raised your kids right and they'll love each other when they're older. 
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#313732 - 04/07/08 03:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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Families/Siblings are odd.
My father had 5 siblings. The first and ONLY time in my life I saw all of them together at the same time was at his mother's funeral in 2002. No one knows exactly when the time before that was. One brother died a couple years ago. Not all of them went to the funeral.
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#313733 - 04/07/08 03:30 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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they have their moments of getting along, and when they do, it's very nice. 
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#313734 - 04/07/08 03:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
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Families/Siblings are odd.
My father had 5 siblings. The first and ONLY time in my life I saw all of them together at the same time was at his mother's funeral in 2002. No one knows exactly when the time before that was. One brother died a couple years ago. Not all of them went to the funeral.
I dont understand families like that but there are alot. The only time they see each other is at funerals or weddings and if they hate each other not even then.
So I guess I should not be so sad that I dont have siblings. Cousins are enough.
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#313736 - 04/07/08 04:47 PM
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Zip Coon
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Registered: 04/01/07
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interracial is a hot genre these days.
Yeah, and Wankus is a busy boy and always in the mix with big name stars in adult and mainstream. 
its not then?
im confused
IR is a scarlet letter. It will mark you throughout your porn life. It is the mark of the beast. Take no heed of what Tritone says. Once you've gone IR, you cannot return to civilization and innocence. 
C'mon BlueCipher, you're just trying to fuck with me right? You don't really mean that do you?
Doing porn in general is the scarlet letter moreso than a certain detail about a partner you worked with.
Pretty, take no shame in being picky about the black male partner you want to work with. Go for the clean cut fellows like Mr. Marcus, Ethan Hunt, Justin Long, Sean Michaels, Tyler Knight, or Tee Real. Stay away from the "thugs". And do not participate in productions that demean black men, white men, or the ladies.
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#313737 - 04/07/08 04:51 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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interracial is a hot genre these days.
Yeah, and Wankus is a busy boy and always in the mix with big name stars in adult and mainstream.
its not then?
im confused
IR is a scarlet letter. It will mark you throughout your porn life. It is the mark of the beast. Take no heed of what Tritone says. Once you've gone IR, you cannot return to civilization and innocence.
C'mon BlueCipher, you're just trying to fuck with me right? You don't really mean that do you?
Doing porn in general is the scarlet letter moreso than a certain detail about a partner you worked with.
Pretty, take no shame in being picky about the black male partner you want to work with. Go for the clean cut fellows like Mr. Marcus, Ethan Hunt, Justin Long, Sean Michaels, Tyler Knight, or Tee Real. Stay away from the "thugs". And do not participate in productions that demean black men, white men, or the ladies.
ok
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#313738 - 04/07/08 06:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
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C'mon BlueCipher, you're just trying to fuck with me right? You don't really mean that do you?
Doing porn in general is the scarlet letter moreso than a certain detail about a partner you worked with..."
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I am not sure. I had a dream about Pretty doing IR anal and then I saw a tarot card -- the Tower (augurs failure, ruin and catastrophe) -- and I put two and two together.
Edited by Bluecipher (04/07/08 06:07 PM)
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#313740 - 04/07/08 07:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I like that Tarot deck. What is its name, anybody know?
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#313744 - 04/08/08 01:09 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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I hate tarot, psychics, and any of that nonsense. If they're so clairvoyant and have garnered so much foresight about the world, why are they always living in crappy shanty shack apartments? That's like the time I was a photographer for jm's bukkake and one of the bukkake boys handed me his business card saying he was also a life coach. That said, I had my tarot read once in the east village and the first card turned up was death. 
Hey Gia, last thing first; the death card in Tarot represents change (not actual physical Death). The fact that it turned up as the first card indicates a major change. The following cards should have suggested what areas of your life could be affected by that change.
True witches (derivative of the word wiccan) will not ask for payment for a reading or a casting. The act of ‘asking’ for compensation negatively impacts the energy of the event rendering the outcome completely useless.
True witches live solely on the donations, support, and goodwill of their village. Hence the stereotypical “shanty” look that is associated with the craft and perpetrated by Hollywood. Gypsies and charlatans adopted this “image” to lend an air of legitimacy to their storefronts for nothing more than their own immoral gain.
And finally, to address your first statement; for the same reason that ‘asking’ for payment negates the process, using your talents for your own personal gain has the same outcome. It just doesn’t work. For the real practitioners, it is a truly altruistic talent.
You're on your own with the life coach.
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Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education.
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#313746 - 04/08/08 07:05 AM
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Porn Jesus
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I like that Tarot deck. What is its name, anybody know?
Tarot of Marseilles. Wikipedia has it as an example of a card.
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#313747 - 04/08/08 07:14 AM
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Porn Jesus
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I think the life coach was out adding experiences to use in his tutorials (research).
AAA meeting - check
trip overseas - check
blowbang and bukakke - check and check...
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#313749 - 04/08/08 12:52 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Hey Gia, last thing first; the death card in Tarot represents change (not actual physical Death). The fact that it turned up as the first card indicates a major change. The following cards should have suggested what areas of your life could be affected by that change.
True witches (derivative of the word wiccan) will not ask for payment for a reading or a casting. The act of ‘asking’ for compensation negatively impacts the energy of the event rendering the outcome completely useless.
True witches live solely on the donations, support, and goodwill of their village. Hence the stereotypical “shanty” look that is associated with the craft and perpetrated by Hollywood. Gypsies and charlatans adopted this “image” to lend an air of legitimacy to their storefronts for nothing more than their own immoral gain.
And finally, to address your first statement; for the same reason that ‘asking’ for payment negates the process, using your talents for your own personal gain has the same outcome. It just doesn’t work. For the real practitioners, it is a truly altruistic talent.
You're on your own with the life coach.
Maybe she could just get Harry Potter to wave his magic wand and read her future. I think that the accuracy level would be about the same.
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#313750 - 04/08/08 08:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I hate tarot, psychics, and any of that nonsense. If they're so clairvoyant and have garnered so much foresight about the world, why are they always living in crappy shanty shack apartments? That's like the time I was a photographer for jm's bukkake and one of the bukkake boys handed me his business card saying he was also a life coach. That said, I had my tarot read once in the east village and the first card turned up was death.
I agree, they creep me out though and they're so full of shit, they do live in hovels, there's many here in the city still, they're usually romanian or that sort of nationality.
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#313752 - 04/08/08 08:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
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they're usually romanian or that sort of nationality.
Really. I was under the impression that they were Roma.
That's Gypsy, Gypsy.
I didnt wanna say they were Gypsies... 
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#313753 - 04/09/08 07:24 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
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somebody told me gypsy is a derogatory term so i try not to say it i dont like to hurt anyones feelings ever i also got yelled at once for saying "oriental" but i didnt know youre supposed to say "asian" instead
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#313754 - 04/09/08 08:09 AM
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Pervert
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Tritone loves to be called "porch monkey".
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#313755 - 04/09/08 01:11 PM
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Zip Coon
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Tritone loves to be called "porch monkey".
No I do not. I just don't do "fighting" over the Internet. If Ron Mexico was to say these things to my face, that's another matter.
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#313756 - 04/09/08 01:14 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Ok, guys. Riling up Tritone is so 2007. Thread's been derailed enough.
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#313763 - 04/16/08 01:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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The Roma in the US aren't real "gypsy". I saw real "gypsies" in Hungary and Slovakia. Shocking. A Roma prostitute propositioned me while I was walking alone at night in Pest last year. She was like 25, dark, nice tits and though chunky, she was very cute. She had smooth soft hands. I was too afraid of disease. 
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