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#312650 - 04/01/08 04:44 PM are we allowed
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to have like, a naked avatar on here?
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#312651 - 04/01/08 04:47 PM Re: are we allowed
Bluecipher Offline
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to have like, a naked avatar on here?




Of course! But don't dare Fatman. I myself would not fit in 100x100 pixels.
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#312652 - 04/01/08 04:52 PM Re: are we allowed
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
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Loc: colorado
cool
thanks
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#312653 - 04/01/08 05:01 PM Re: are we allowed
Bluecipher Offline
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cool
thanks




I think the board is pretty free. The moderators will let you know if you go too far over some line they've set. Short of posting pederasty, illegal links or pointing to pirate sites, most everything is allowed. Of course, beware the thread wreckers, beraters and haters. And beware of Tritone's IR dreams.
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#312654 - 04/01/08 05:08 PM Re: are we allowed
pretty Offline
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Loc: colorado
no
lol
its nothing like that
just my face and boobies

but it wont let me upload it anyway
it says its too big
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#312655 - 04/01/08 05:12 PM Re: are we allowed
Bluecipher Offline
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no
lol
its nothing like that
just my face and boobies

but it wont let me upload it anyway
it says its too big




Consult with the Veteran Posters. They Know Things.
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#312656 - 04/01/08 05:12 PM Re: are we allowed
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
You never were very good at this. Just attach it to your post and someone here will resize it for you and repost it so you can use it.

You're so pretty!

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#312657 - 04/01/08 05:52 PM Re: are we allowed
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
i know
im terrible at it
i cant email a friggin thing for submissions or anything
i always screw it up
im a dork



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#312658 - 04/01/08 06:09 PM Re: are we allowed
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
i dont think that worked
lemme try it again
see?
told you im terrible at this stuff


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#312659 - 04/01/08 06:35 PM Re: are we allowed
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The pics aren't showing up in teh attachments.
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#312660 - 04/01/08 06:36 PM Re: are we allowed
zenman Offline
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#312661 - 04/01/08 07:02 PM Re: are we allowed
pretty Offline
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Quote:









i know
it wont let me upload it
and i cant seem to email it to anyone eithre
gmaill yahoo and yousendit wont send it

they should call it "youcantsendit"
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#312662 - 04/01/08 08:24 PM Re: are we allowed
Bluecipher Offline
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Quote:









i know
it wont let me upload it
and i cant seem to email it to anyone eithre
gmaill yahoo and yousendit wont send it

they should call it "youcantsendit"




This is upping my blood pressure!
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#312663 - 04/01/08 08:34 PM Re: are we allowed
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
sorry
mine too
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#312664 - 04/01/08 08:37 PM Re: are we allowed
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Registered: 01/29/08
Posts: 604
pretty´s current avatar looks distorted - it is wider than it should be - when compared to the one posted by others above.
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#312665 - 04/01/08 08:46 PM Re: are we allowed
pretty Offline
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Loc: colorado
yeah i noticed that too
that one took like nine hours to upload
it did finally upload
but it took like forever to do it
and the ni t looks all fisheyed

wierd
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#312666 - 04/01/08 09:25 PM Re: are we allowed
k1ng Offline
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this one should look better




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#312667 - 04/02/08 02:03 AM Re: are we allowed
gia jordan Offline
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We're pretty cool here, Pretty. You can always send us pics of your gaping ass and we will convert them into avatars for you.
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#312668 - 04/02/08 03:24 AM Re: are we allowed
pretty Offline
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Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
Quote:

this one should look better








thank you
can i just upload it like from here?
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#312669 - 04/02/08 03:26 AM Re: are we allowed
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We're pretty cool here, Pretty. You can always send us pics of your gaping ass and we will convert them into avatars for you.




lol
thanks alot gia- i spit my coffee on my keyboard laughing at that
great


no
its no gapes
its just my head and boobs
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#312670 - 04/02/08 06:48 AM Re: are we allowed
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Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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Quote:

We're pretty cool here, Pretty. You can always send us pics of your gaping ass and we will convert them into avatars for you.




lol
thanks alot gia- i spit my coffee on my keyboard laughing at that
great


no
its no gapes
its just my head and boobs




Head and boobs are always a great combo
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#312671 - 04/02/08 06:51 AM Re: are we allowed
Bluecipher Offline
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We're pretty cool here, Pretty. You can always send us pics of your gaping ass and we will convert them into avatars for you.




lol
thanks alot gia- i spit my coffee on my keyboard laughing at that
great


no
its no gapes
its just my head and boobs




Head and boobs are always a great combo




Gapes are good, in controlled situations.
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#312672 - 04/02/08 07:37 AM Re: are we allowed
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
Quote:

Quote:

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We're pretty cool here, Pretty. You can always send us pics of your gaping ass and we will convert them into avatars for you.




lol
thanks alot gia- i spit my coffee on my keyboard laughing at that
great


no
its no gapes
its just my head and boobs




Head and boobs are always a great combo




Gapes are good, in controlled situations.






ill remmeber that
thanks
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#312673 - 04/02/08 11:31 AM Re: are we allowed
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
You still haven't change the pic on your home page.

Did you change your mind?


HEY!!! You know what would be really cool!

You should take a picture of yourself holding up an XPT sign!!




It doesn't have to be naked or anything ... just your face and something like "Hi XPT! I'm Pretty." or the trademark "Why? Why? Why?"

MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!




EDIT: I any of you agree with me, let her know!!



Edited by Fatman the Terrible (04/02/08 11:33 AM)
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#312674 - 04/02/08 11:46 AM Re: are we allowed
KATrainwreck Offline
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Registered: 04/02/08
Posts: 49
Loc: Texas
Quote:

EDIT: If any of you agree with me, let her know!!







Totally agree with Fatman
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#312675 - 04/02/08 12:13 PM Re: are we allowed
Vizzle Offline
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Registered: 10/30/06
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Quote:

EDIT: If any of you agree with me, let her know!!







Totally agree with Fatman




Sure do.
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#312676 - 04/02/08 02:04 PM Re: are we allowed
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Since you were going to post a pic of your boobs anyway, how about one with "I XPT" written across them in red lipstick?

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#312677 - 04/02/08 03:07 PM Re: are we allowed
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
Quote:

Since you were going to post a pic of your boobs anyway, how about one with "I XPT" written across them in red lipstick?




but of course
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#312678 - 04/02/08 07:47 PM Re: are we allowed
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
darnit
i cant upload anything on here!
oh poo
why cant i do this stuff?
<<computer retard
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#312679 - 04/03/08 05:11 PM Re: are we allowed
NitneLiun Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
Quote:

darnit
i cant upload anything on here!
oh poo
why cant i do this stuff?
<<computer retard




Send me a private message for "explicit" instructions.
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#312680 - 04/03/08 06:08 PM Re: are we allowed
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Put the damn thing on a file sharing server.
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#312681 - 04/03/08 06:23 PM Re: are we allowed
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
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Quote:

Quote:

to have like, a naked avatar on here?




Of course! But don't dare Fatman. I myself would not fit in 100x100 pixels.




I'm confused. I've had my naked pic as my avatar up for MONTHS.



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#312682 - 04/03/08 06:28 PM Re: are we allowed
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

to have like, a naked avatar on here?




Of course! But don't dare Fatman. I myself would not fit in 100x100 pixels.




I'm confused. I've had my naked pic as my avatar up for MONTHS.






is that why its too sexy to see?
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#312683 - 04/03/08 07:44 PM Re: are we allowed
Bluecipher Offline
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Quote:

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to have like, a naked avatar on here?




Of course! But don't dare Fatman. I myself would not fit in 100x100 pixels.




I'm confused. I've had my naked pic as my avatar up for MONTHS.






I must have been trying to blot that out of my mind's eye. I opted for the Hieronymous Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights (right wing of tryptich). If Moblem, Tritone and others prevail here I'll be changing it to Ship of Fools.
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#312684 - 04/04/08 10:44 AM Re: are we allowed
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
will this post on here and someone maybe can resize it for me to use as an avatar? pretty please?


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#312685 - 04/04/08 11:03 AM Re: are we allowed
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Here's the pic- who's going to do the lady the favor?


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#312686 - 04/04/08 11:04 AM Re: are we allowed
Ogie Oglethorpe Offline
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Registered: 03/12/08
Posts: 189
Loc: Edmonton, AB
Quote:

will this post on here and someone maybe can resize it for me to use as an avatar? pretty please?






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#312687 - 04/04/08 11:16 AM Re: are we allowed
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
Quote:

Quote:

will this post on here and someone maybe can resize it for me to use as an avatar? pretty please?










thank you
is there a way to keep the legs in it?
is that at all possible ?
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#312688 - 04/04/08 11:20 AM Re: are we allowed
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
you can but it winds up like this- not too good



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#312689 - 04/04/08 11:35 AM Re: are we allowed
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
Quote:

you can but it winds up like this- not too good






too far away?
but lookit how good i look!
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#312690 - 04/04/08 03:30 PM Re: are we allowed
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
well i tried to make it my avatar
but it didnt work
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#312691 - 04/04/08 06:44 PM Re: are we allowed
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
it worked! it worked!
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#312692 - 04/04/08 07:37 PM Re: are we allowed
Bluecipher Offline
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it worked! it worked!





Hoohaa! Looking good.
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#312693 - 04/04/08 07:41 PM Re: are we allowed
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
Quote:

Quote:

it worked! it worked!





Hoohaa! Looking good.





thank you

its the best butt pic ive ever taken
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#312694 - 04/05/08 12:24 AM Re: are we allowed
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Where the XPT pic?

We want an XPT pic!!

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#312695 - 04/05/08 06:18 AM Re: are we allowed
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
Quote:

Where the XPT pic?

We want an XPT pic!!







well gimme a minute fatman
i just got back from my run and i usually do my goofy pic taking at night

its going to come out backwards though- im on a mac book
so one of you can flip it for me i hope? so it doesnt say i love tpx?
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#312696 - 04/05/08 08:13 AM Re: are we allowed
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Please post more pictures of yourself, dressed and undressed and I wanna see your face up close.....Purdy please.

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#312697 - 04/05/08 08:30 AM Re: are we allowed
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
Quote:

Please post more pictures of yourself, dressed and undressed and I wanna see your face up close.....Purdy please.




ok
lemme see if i can post it
yesterday i posted that one, changed it to my avatar and hours later there it was
so i t might take a while but here goes


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#312698 - 04/05/08 08:37 AM Re: are we allowed
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
right now it seems to only be able to load pics from my photobooth
but im looking for face ones fer ya
hangon
lets see if this one goes up...

ok this one is with cool seventies hair


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#312699 - 04/05/08 08:43 AM Re: are we allowed
pretty Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
lets see if we can get a glasses one up here- these arent model shots theyre not loading
so this is just webcam captures
they load really easily
i can put real pics up if i can get them resized to upload


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