http://fleshbot.com/371187/marital-aid-test-kitchen-falling-in-love-with-the-gigi

"allow us to introduce you to the Gigi: stylish, sweet, and fun to get off with

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What makes the Gigi so special? To begin with, it meets all the basic criteria

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it's both earth- and body-friendly

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Cute looks.

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· Storage solution included.***Gigi comes with a little black silk storage pouch: simple, yes, but you'd be surprised how few manufacturers think of this sort of thing and force you to keep your precious plaything tucked away in an old sock or something [Anal lab not included].

· Easy to use. Though the Gigi does come with a (thankfully brief) user's manual, you can easily enjoy the *** intuitive controls: the plus and minus buttons change the intensity***and when the controls glow red, it's time to recharge.

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· Truly quiet. ***the Gigi doesn't make its presence known in an auditory kind of way. When it's on, it emits only the mildest hum

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the Gigi allows for maximum customization, yet still manages to be simple enough for even the extremely aroused to easily control."

And, here I thought this was going to be some kind of confession to a covert trip to Ohio ...

... I'm very disappointed ...

... It would have just KILLED Phlog ...

APPROVED!

skipped the links but gigi is probably the funniest poster on this site

gogigigiigogo

wtf ranathan