.
XXX Porn Talk Navigation Home The Message Board Chat Room Chat Transcripts Contact Information Log In/Out
.
JM Toys and More!!
JM Toys and More!!
New Release This Week
New DVD Release at JerkOffZone.com
VOD / Download Links
JM Downloads/VOD
XPT VOD
Gamelink VOD
New Release This Week
New DVD Release at JerkOffZone.com
Internet Video Rentals
Sugar DVD
Bush DVD
Adult Gossip & News
TRPWL.com
LukeIsBack
TheFloatingWorld
GramPonante.com
Forum Stats
19073 Members
14 Forums
40349 Topics
614158 Posts

Max Online: 639 @ 01/18/23 06:59 AM
Topic Options
#309666 - 03/24/08 12:00 PM OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
_________________________
"All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."

Top
#309667 - 03/24/08 12:27 PM Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
He's really yucking it up- drinking his own urine in some weird orthodox jewish ritual

Top
#309668 - 03/24/08 12:29 PM Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Holy Shit he looks fucked up....wait, could he be hitting the Ganja regularly (and FINALLY)??? Let us hope so, that would explain the chaotic beard and everything.

Ok, when I first hit this link, he was blowing his nose into a Hanky...I mean a lot of snot here folks. And NOw, JUST now, he took a drink from a plastic Jug he pulled from beneath his desk that contained a bright yellow liquid, almost like Piss.

Someone ask Holly if she was ever asked to pee into his mouth...I cant ask her myself, I care deeply for Holly, especially now after seeing this. if I cared for Luke i'd call one of my L.A. spcialists to make a house call ASAP. Unfortunately, I dont care ENOUGH... I care a little, but not much.
_________________________
Are you gonna eat that?

Top
#309669 - 03/24/08 01:35 PM Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
Dean Wormer Offline
Pervert

Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
How exciting. He appears to be sleeping on his futon right now. Is this what fake Jews do for fun?
_________________________
It was a wonderful community with some very enjoyable members. But the vast majority were like German housewives circa 1943 prenteding that horrib;le smell wafting through their open windowsd was just the neighbors having a cookout..--Windsock

Top
#309670 - 03/24/08 02:57 PM Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
TonyMalice Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 2458
Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...
Quote:

He's really yucking it up- drinking his own urine in some weird orthodox jewish ritual




This gives me hope that Joanna Angel drinks piss.
_________________________
Now you can masturbate to Chatsworth Pictures on demand!
http://www.jerkoffzone.com/divx/chatsworth/

Top
#309671 - 03/24/08 06:43 PM Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

I cant ask her myself




Why?



It seems unlike you DaB ... but OK. I'm here for you.



Errrrrrrrr ... Holly???

Holly? Can I ask you a question??

A friend of mine who is rather shy and reticent wants to know if Luke Ford - you remember him? - if he ever asked you to urinate in his mouth. Well???? Did He??








[I feel so like John Alden in the "Courtship of Miles Standish"]

"Pray, speak for thyself, FatMan!"


Me? I'd rather know if Gen Padova asked you ... but that's me.
_________________________
Amo i Gemelli!! wink

Top
#309672 - 03/24/08 10:32 PM Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
I logged in as 'lubbenitup.'

User guest412 entered the room.
User guest412 changed their name to lubbenitup.
User guest10 entered the room.
lubbenitup: can someone put more streaks in my hair?
AlanLudden: yes, hold still.
lubbenitup: it would update my look to 2003
AlanLudden: You were at your finest then.
lubbenitup: i'm bringing jersey jaxin to schul
User guest413 entered the room.
User guest10 left the room.
lubbenitup: the walking will do her good
BobEwbanks: She'll f**k up the computers.
lubbenitup: a walk down fairfax burns 100 calories
BobEwbanks: I think he should bring Cherish & Cali Marie.
User guest411 left the room.
lubbenitup: theyd stop at canters. theyre eating for 4
BobEwbanks: They'd ask for mayo on there pastrami.
_________________________
"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K

Top
#309673 - 03/24/08 10:42 PM Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
Handful Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
I logged in as Handful this afternoon. He waved and said hi enthusiastically. I asked if he's coming back to XPT. His smile disappeared and he answered with a simple 'no'.

Then I logged the fuck out cause I realized I was sitting in my living room, watching Luke Ford sitting in his living room.

_________________________
There's not a woman alive who has not wanted to be treated like a whore. It's in their genes.

Top
#309674 - 03/24/08 10:44 PM Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Alan Ludden and Bob Ewbanks
_________________________
"All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."

Top
#309675 - 03/24/08 10:46 PM Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Alan Ludden and Bob Ewbanks





You like their posts or their names?
_________________________
Amo i Gemelli!! wink

Top
#309676 - 03/24/08 10:47 PM Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Just the names.
_________________________
"All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."

Top
#309677 - 03/24/08 10:47 PM Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
tattypatty Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7597
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...

"I'll take a ride to Beverly Hills just before dawn, and knock the little jockeys off the rich people's lawns"...


Is this from rap song I haven't heard?
_________________________
"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock

Top
#309678 - 03/24/08 10:51 PM Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Quote:

Alan Ludden and Bob Ewbanks





You like their posts or their names?




Someone over there is pretending to be me.
_________________________
Amo i Gemelli!! wink

Top
#309679 - 03/24/08 10:52 PM Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
Handful Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
It's Zappa. It's also how Tritone gets back at the Man for trying to keep a brotha down.
_________________________
There's not a woman alive who has not wanted to be treated like a whore. It's in their genes.

Top
#309680 - 03/24/08 11:00 PM Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

Someone over there is pretending to be me.




That was me, but i realized i didnt have enough knowledge of the Talmud or cats to carry it out.
_________________________
"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K

Top
#309681 - 03/24/08 11:04 PM Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
i am JesusChrist

Top
#309682 - 03/24/08 11:25 PM Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
Handful Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
That was more fun with greater numbers. I loved watching the look on his face as more and more xpters logged in.
_________________________
There's not a woman alive who has not wanted to be treated like a whore. It's in their genes.

Top
#309683 - 03/24/08 11:38 PM Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
giajordan and therealgiajordan are not me.
_________________________
"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K

Top
#309684 - 03/24/08 11:42 PM Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

giajordan and therealgiajordan are not me.




Yeah. You're the fatman!

_________________________
Amo i Gemelli!! wink

Top
#309685 - 03/24/08 11:43 PM Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

That was more fun with greater numbers. I loved watching the look on his face as more and more xpters logged in.




he loves xpt

Top
#309686 - 03/25/08 07:59 AM Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
smutspov Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
Quote:

everybody go over there




Luke, you're boring, find a new gig or wear a costume...
_________________________
"I only insult those who deserve it." - Alfred E. Neuman

Top
#309687 - 03/25/08 10:01 AM Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
_________________________
"All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."

Top
#309688 - 03/25/08 10:06 AM Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
The Cynical Villain Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/21/07
Posts: 187
Loc: Inside A Technocolored Padded ...
I think we have found the cure for insomnia.
_________________________

Top
#309689 - 03/25/08 10:18 AM Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
Anonymous
Unregistered


There's nothing going on right now. Somebody sound the alarm when something's happening.

Top
#309690 - 03/25/08 10:31 AM Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Luke [spoken]: Ohhh ... I see ... sex with Holly Randall was a violation. I no longer do that RamBam. I no longer bang shiksa. .... It was fun though. ....
_________________________
Amo i Gemelli!! wink

Top
#309691 - 03/25/08 11:33 AM Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
lil' cunt look's like chuck

Top
#309692 - 03/25/08 11:42 AM Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

lil' cunt look's like chuck





But grayer, and more tired.
_________________________
"You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice

Top
#309693 - 03/25/08 12:50 PM Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
Holly Randall Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
Quote:

Luke [spoken]: Ohhh ... I see ... sex with Holly Randall was a violation. I no longer do that RamBam. I no longer bang shiksa. .... It was fun though. ....




Bullshit. If a shiksa was willing to spread her legs for him, he'd dive right in.
_________________________
I really try to retain a respectful distance from my models, even when I'm lubing up their pussies.

Top
#309694 - 03/25/08 04:49 PM Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
The Cynical Villain Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/21/07
Posts: 187
Loc: Inside A Technocolored Padded ...
Quote:


Bullshit. If a shiksa was willing to spread her legs for him, he'd dive right in.




More of the question is what shiksa is that hard up enough to spread it for him?
_________________________

Top
#309695 - 03/25/08 05:06 PM Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
I have never understood why any good poster here has ever paid attention to this parasite.
_________________________
i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn

Top
#309696 - 03/25/08 06:10 PM Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
CAPT_MCCLUSKY Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 07/28/07
Posts: 194
This thread is dead without real screenshots.
_________________________
“My money is on the way.” -- Jim B “I'll be sending my check out first thing tomorrow.”-- Safado “How much money has come in till now from the fanbase?”-- Freestylah “$12.41”--Smokey

Top
#309697 - 03/25/08 06:24 PM Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
no screen shoots needed, just enter to the chat, nothing are more funny than the real deal

Top
#309698 - 03/25/08 06:48 PM Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Quote:

Luke [spoken]: Ohhh ... I see ... sex with Holly Randall was a violation. I no longer do that RamBam. I no longer bang shiksa. .... It was fun though. ....




Bullshit. If a shiksa was willing to spread her legs for him, he'd dive right in.




Exactly.

_________________________
Amo i Gemelli!! wink

Top
#309699 - 03/25/08 09:30 PM Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
Holly Randall Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
This transcript from the last chat on his site is pretty funny-- I don't know if that's really Guapo or not but it's hilarious: http://lukeford.net/blog/?p=2546
_________________________
I really try to retain a respectful distance from my models, even when I'm lubing up their pussies.

Top
#309700 - 03/25/08 09:38 PM Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
luke finally got a "real job"

Quote:

My First Day Picking Up The Kids
Listen to this article. Powered by Odiogo.com

I started my new job today. I’ll make $25 a day picking up four kids from three places in the afternoons.

First stop was the pre-school. This four-year-old girl says to my adopted son, "Why does your dad wear a hair clip?"

I told her to climb up to a precarious spot on the bars and hop up and down on one foot while summing up the entire Torah.

She thought I was hot.

Next stop there’s a basketball hoop. I make soaring leaps from the foul line and climax with thundering dunks.

This will be cool.

Lots of single moms around, Baruch HaShem, to witness my athletic prowess.

On the drive home, the ten year old repeatedly asks for protection from the aggressive four year old.

As they scream and fight, I sing "There’s a hush all over the world."

The kids want the High School Musical CD but I insist that my singing is better.

If I can keep this job for a year, I’ll pay for my new engine.




Top
#309701 - 03/25/08 09:48 PM Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
Anonymous
Unregistered


Whoa, whoa, whoa... WAIT a minute!!!!

Adopted Son???

The fags are one thing, but letting insane manic-depressives with firearms adopt children is going WAY too far.

Where the fuck does he keep the kid in that hovel??? In a drawer??? The man sleeps with his head in the bathroom for chrissakes.


Edited by Jim B. (03/25/08 09:50 PM)

Top
#309702 - 03/30/08 06:39 PM Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
GUAPO Offline
Pervert

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
User GUAPO entered the room.
GUAPO: what it do skywalker. what it do son!
guest222: what r u watching at u'r right
User guest6677 entered the room.
GUAPO: yo luke how long you gonna chill in that room?
guest222: where r u that its still light out?
guest222: nyc here
GUAPO: you real angry today luke... what the deal?
GUAPO: your ol lady giving problems?
User guest222 left the room.
YourMoralLeader: shut up and leave me alone!
GUAPO: nigga why you got to play that card?
GUAPO: you being real disrespectful with your dog
User Kay entered the room.
GUAPO: you kppe it up and the only foot on your neck gonna be my timbo
User Kay left the room.
GUAPO: yo luke for real son what the deal .. you look real depressed
GUAPO: i could feel the depression
GUAPO: dag luke went to bed
guest6677: this is just sad
GUAPO: i think luke had a break down son
guest6677: and this guy wants to be my moral leader
GUAPO: can someone fedex this nigga air bed or somethin?
User guest6677 left the room.
User guest223 entered the room.
User guest224 entered the room.
User guest223 left the room.
User guest224 left the room.
User guest6677 entered the room.
User guest6677 left the room.
GUAPO: just to inform yall luke was real depressed and then stormed off to his sleeping bag where he now lay

Top
#309703 - 03/30/08 08:31 PM Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Guapo that pretty well sums it up.

Top
#309704 - 03/31/08 01:10 PM Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
Handful Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
I can't seem to log in over there. Maybe he's blocking IP's, cause it sure can't be slow from heavy traffic.
_________________________
There's not a woman alive who has not wanted to be treated like a whore. It's in their genes.

Top
#309705 - 03/31/08 02:40 PM Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Yesterday Luke was very upset about these 2 rabbis and something called the RCC. He was rather incoherent. Talking oddly in a sing-song way to the camera.

I fear he's melting down. The beard he claims for Judaism may be just lack of self-care. His place is a mess. He's obsessed with being watched. This is not good.

Maybe its a mental collapse. Maybe it's spiritual quandary. Maybe he's tiring of the whole Jew thing as he did with the porn blogging. Maybe this ranting is just him looking for a "loophole" to get out of his conversion with some moral justification.

And, where would that leave him?

_________________________
Amo i Gemelli!! wink

Top
#309706 - 03/31/08 05:47 PM Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
It's all nudniks tonight.
_________________________
"All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."

Top
#309707 - 04/03/08 03:09 PM Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Pick a Jewish screen name and join Luke singing Y-M-C-A

click

Top
#309708 - 04/03/08 06:32 PM Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
Bluecipher Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5092
Loc:
Quote:

It's all nudniks tonight.



Oy gevelt.
_________________________
-------------------
Mild Mannered Minion
-------------------
I feel the pull on the rope, let me off at the rainbow
-Anyway, Genesis

Top
#309709 - 04/16/08 02:16 PM Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

Pick a Jewish screen name and join Luke singing Y-M-C-A

click




He's at it again. He is smitten by a young girl in there named Emma. Once again Luke is conducting his love life in public.

Top
#309710 - 04/16/08 02:37 PM Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
There are at least 3 XPT'ers in there right now.

Top
#309711 - 04/16/08 02:52 PM Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
Anonymous
Unregistered


El G, are you "Frodo" by any chance?

Top
#309712 - 04/16/08 03:03 PM Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
ElG was JesusC

Top
#309713 - 05/01/08 03:02 PM Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

User Emma entered the room.
YourMoralLeader: hi baby
RamBam: Hi Emma@@
russiandragon: hiiiiiiiiiiiiii emmaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
guest74: real vs fake - what do you prefer?
LOT: The Leader will smile on you Jenna
Emma: Hi hunny





He's got it bad ...

_________________________
Amo i Gemelli!! wink

Top
#309714 - 05/11/08 12:46 PM Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
Anonymous
Unregistered


Luke-in-Love Bump.

Top



Moderator:  Jerkules, zenman 
Shout Box

JM Productions
JM Productions Official Home is the JerkOffZone.com
Gag Factor
Yeah, it's that fucked up!!
American Bukkake
Tap into your inner degenerate!!
JM has the Best Variety !!
JM Video Lines
Who's Online
0 registered (), 297 Guests and 2 Spiders online.
Key: Admin, Global Mod, Mod