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#308781 - 03/21/08 02:37 PM
best model excuses...4 flaking
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from another site-
1. my grandmother died
2. my car broke down
3. i wrote down the wrong date
4. i got into an accident (then ironically show up two days later with the same car with no damage)
5. i went out to lunch with my mother before the shoot, she stated i needed to drive her to her surgery.
6. my other grandmother died
7. my dog died
8. my boyfriend found out
9. my boyfriend died in a car accident last night.
10. my grandmother died again
11. i started my period
12. i was on my way to the studio and i left the directions at home
13. i overbooked
14. i went to the doctor and turns out i'm pregnant.
15. my grandfather died
16. death in the family
18. i didn't have enough money for gas to get there.
19. too much traffic so i decided to go to the beach instead.
20. had to stay late at work then while i was rushing to get to the studio (better late than never) my car broke down and i got into an accident with a car that had my boyfriend and my grandmother in it.
21. i was so hungover
22. i died last night
23. I found god
24. i stopped doing b/g
25. my husband had a heart attack, had to go to hospital
26. I forgot
27. I left my makeup in my friends car.
28. I don't have a ride.
29. I lost my phone.
30. Something came up with my son and he is more important than calling you to cancel.
31. I got shot. (This one is true. Boyfriend shot her in the leg. She ended up shooting with us later and had a tattoo around the bullet hole. )
32. I fell down stairs and have really bad bruises
33. Really big pimple on my face
34. I'm sick cough cough
35. I have to do a drug abuse intervention for a friend
36. I have exams at school
37. I missed my flight
38. my moms sick
39. my goldfish died
40. my herpes is flaring up something awful
41. I've decided I will only do scat shoots from now on
42. I was masturbating with a hot glue gun and accidentally plugged up my vaginia
43. I am in rehab
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#308784 - 03/21/08 09:02 PM
Re: best model excuses...4 flaking
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
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43. I am in rehab
That's funny, I actually got this excuse last night for a girl who had to cancel for today. But I'm the last person to pass judgement about that excuse...
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BTW I'm shooting Mia tomorrow, and looking forward to it.
INTERESTING!
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#308785 - 03/21/08 09:05 PM
Re: best model excuses...4 flaking
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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45. I forgot to ask who the guy was and now that I look at him, I've decided he's on my no list.
46. The dog ate my AIM testing.
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#308786 - 03/21/08 09:09 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/29/08
Posts: 604
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47. My pet has diarrhoea. I am in emotional turmoil.
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#308787 - 03/21/08 09:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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48. I have cancer.
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#308788 - 03/21/08 09:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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49. I stole videos with someone else's Blockbuster card and it's porn's fault.
50. I no longer swallow. [eh, BI?]
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#308789 - 03/21/08 09:17 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/29/08
Posts: 604
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51. My meth dealer lost his cell phone. I am cold.
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#308790 - 03/21/08 09:22 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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52. I've been forced into retirement [fuck that contract I signed - you're not getting a dime of your advance money back, assholes. - Teagan Presley]
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#308791 - 03/21/08 09:34 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/26/07
Posts: 538
Loc: Canada
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ah the old car accident one. really makes me wonder what the stats on porn models in north america and accidents per capita. lol ill add one of the amusing ones ive come across. "I showed up at the wrong address and when i rang the doorbell and someone came to the front door, i explained what i was there for and they laughed at me and it really made me think about my life choices"  i shit you not. i have more, i will dole them out as the week wears on ...ive been waiting for this thread for a while
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#308792 - 03/22/08 01:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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A girl once canceled saying she cut her pussy while shaving this morning. The director didn't say who it was, but she was the scene after mine.
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#308793 - 03/22/08 03:53 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/26/07
Posts: 538
Loc: Canada
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I'd cut myself as an out too, if i had to follow you too sweetheart
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#308794 - 03/22/08 04:06 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
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This list would be better if names were provided for each one, especially on the glue gun one.
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#308796 - 03/22/08 04:26 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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"I woke up this morning, and I couldn't do a thing with my hair!" = Mandy Morbid  "I got 5150ed. So they're holding me for 72 hours. Can we reschedule?" - Kelly Wells "Christian has always been on my NO list! Everyone knows I don't do tranny fuckers! And, I'M NOT GAY!!!" - Kurt Lockwood
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#308798 - 03/22/08 09:11 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/26/07
Posts: 538
Loc: Canada
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it was a compliment about your sexual skill. yikes, touchy 
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#308800 - 03/22/08 09:17 PM
Re: best model excuses...4 flaking
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/26/07
Posts: 538
Loc: Canada
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and motel 6 has been house to alot of great scenes i call myself a fan of lets not call out a whole chain of fine, reputable hotels over my mumblings. im actually touchy about where i stay in LA next week now, cuz of you lady lol i only roll 4 star 
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#308801 - 03/22/08 09:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Porn shot at the Ritz Carlton looks like shit, too. Boo to hotel scenes.
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#308802 - 03/22/08 09:24 PM
Re: best model excuses...4 flaking
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/26/07
Posts: 538
Loc: Canada
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Well im sorry im not porn royalty , i have a limited time frame and right now im trying to solidify a gaggle of said whores who dont try to shank me upon arrival and who show up... its baby steps for me , be proud of me Gia its my first dance in LA and im going to try and not get shot.
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#308803 - 03/22/08 10:35 PM
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Anonymous
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Well im sorry im not porn royalty , i have a limited time frame and right now im trying to solidify a gaggle of said whores who dont try to shank me upon arrival and who show up...
its baby steps for me , be proud of me Gia its my first dance in LA and im going to try and not get shot.
May I suggest that you purchase a Type IV ballistic vest before entering Los Angeles County.
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#308804 - 03/23/08 05:40 AM
Re: best model excuses...4 flaking
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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The Gia Jordan word of the day is "jankity".
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#308806 - 03/24/08 11:28 AM
Re: best model excuses...4 flaking
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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I once had a whore (who i genuinely liked and paid very well) tell me she was stuck in Chicago at the airport and couldnt make it to mme when i was staying in Denver. So I said "oh well no prob..." and proceeded to small talk her for 10 minutes...in the course of ten minutes i casually asked her what airport (Midway she said) and what airline (Southwest she said) and how long the delay was going to be (3 hours at least she said...)
I hung up and phoned Monica, a whore i knew whose day job is Southwest Gate Agent and whose night job is cum gobbling whore. She checked and told me there were ZER0 delayed flights at chicago Midway at that moment...of course I didnt tell monica the reason I wanted to know.
Lies Lies lies
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#308807 - 03/24/08 11:37 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
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Loc: Great America
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