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#30831 - 06/10/04 04:58 PM
Re: ALL-TIME WORST PORNOS
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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anything with sean michaels at the helm.
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#30835 - 06/11/04 01:03 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/30/04
Posts: 111
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well, i just rented something from The Bangbus dot com or whatever those videos are. Never seen 'em before - they just hit my vid store. Never been more annoyed by the moron behind the camera or the guy driving this van. I kind of like the idea but this moron wont stop talking, giggling and saying things like "now your on the motherfuckin bang-bus! hee-hee!..like that beeatch?!!". To make matters worse, he likes to flip off the camera while you are watching a cute chick getting nailed. This possibly, is the worst most annoying porno ive ever seen. I dont know if they are all this bad but this guy needs to quit.
Edited by krell vid user (06/11/04 01:06 AM)
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#30836 - 06/11/04 03:35 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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I believe you, not one of those boxes even looked interesting, but were you drunk? 
No not drunk just up late and thought I'd throw one of before going to sleep. The movie had Ashley Blue in it so how was I to know it would be so boring.  It's takes a real fucked up director to make her seem boring. 
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#30844 - 06/14/04 10:08 PM
Re: ALL-TIME WORST PORNOS
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/29/03
Posts: 538
Loc: Australia
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Too many to mention....but here's some things that come to mind:- * Any compilation tape; * Any humorous porn sendup (madams family, married with hormones etc..) * Anthing starring Brandon Iron * Anything with condoms * Anything girl/girl * Anything starring or directed by Max Hardcore 
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#30845 - 06/15/04 05:26 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/29/03
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#30846 - 06/16/04 02:52 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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If compilation includes A cum Sucking Whore named Aurora Snow, or Kick Ass Chicks 5: Felix Viscious, then I must disagree. These are both great. I'm also about to receive CSWN Kacey, and that should be good too.
Or are compilations something else?
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#30849 - 06/16/04 01:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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Not all comps are bad but all 4hr comps are bad I think, I have yet to buy one that has both good content and quality.
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#30850 - 06/16/04 04:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Comps are the greatest thing in porn, all of what i buy are mostly comps (this makes no sense). Just got to buy the right ones. i mean if you like one star, say chasey lain for example, you can buy a 4 hour chasey lain comp so instead of just buying her feature that has maybe 2 scenes of her in it for the same price you can buy her comp with like 15-20 scenes in it , all chasey , all the time.
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#30856 - 09/28/06 03:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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Too many to list, but Cum Fart Cocktails 4 blows the wad outta the competition. Watched that shit after seeing the promo pic of Sierra and Hailey. Worst video EVER. Absolutely no stroke value except for the fact that it's the worst scenes from the other 100 or so piss/muff rubbing crap that seems to be currently dominant these days.
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#30857 - 09/28/06 07:19 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/12/06
Posts: 76
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Pam & Tommy Lee: Hardcore
I was 17 when that came out, and I stole all the pornos from my older friends so that I could dub em. I didn't even bother dubbing this boring home video garbage.
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#30859 - 09/29/06 04:43 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 06/30/04
Posts: 691
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well, i just rented something from The Bangbus dot com or whatever those videos are. Never seen 'em before - they just hit my vid store. Never been more annoyed by the moron behind the camera or the guy driving this van. I kind of like the idea but this moron wont stop talking, giggling and saying things like "now your on the motherfuckin bang-bus! hee-hee!..like that beeatch?!!". To make matters worse, he likes to flip off the camera while you are watching a cute chick getting nailed. This possibly, is the worst most annoying porno ive ever seen. I dont know if they are all this bad but this guy needs to quit.
The earlier Bangbus episodes have much less 'talking' in them and much more good fucking in them. You might be able to see them if you join the website. Lots of Bangbus fans have been complaining about all the talking in the more recent videos (i.e. in the past two years). Bangbus has totally jumped the shark.
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#30860 - 09/29/06 06:46 PM
Re: ALL-TIME WORST PORNOS
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/27/05
Posts: 322
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"now your on the motherfuckin bang-bus! hee-hee!..like that beeatch?!!".
Only Wiggers and Pussy Ass Power Bottoms say "Beeatch" "Bitches", etc.
The only time a male should say "Bitch" is in reference to a woman.
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