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#307124 - 08/08/08 11:39 AM Re: Ashley Blue: Attractive or Hideous
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Registered: 03/15/08
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Loc: California
I retract my previous statements, I met her, she is totally sweet, and I would do her based on that.
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#307125 - 08/10/08 05:13 PM Re: Ashley Blue: Attractive or Hideous
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Registered: 04/20/05
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damn these whores and their manipulative behavior winning people over with 'personality'
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#307126 - 08/10/08 05:39 PM Re: Ashley Blue: Attractive or Hideous
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Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
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I retract my previous statements, I met her, she is totally sweet, and I would do her based on that.




Your standards are all over the fucking map, even for a Marine.

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#307127 - 09/19/08 11:12 AM Re: Ashley Blue: Attractive or Hideous
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Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
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#307128 - 09/19/08 07:09 PM Re: Ashley Blue: Attractive or Hideous
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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^^^She looks much better, lost alot of weight. I still think she's very ugly in the face, but I like her small boobs.

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#307129 - 09/19/08 08:39 PM Re: Ashley Blue: Attractive or Hideous
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Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
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^^^She looks much better, lost alot of weight. I still think she's very ugly in the face, but I like her small Rob Longshot moobs.




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#307130 - 09/19/08 08:49 PM Re: Ashley Blue: Attractive or Hideous
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No, El Gloryhole

Hermie should have said:
Quote:

^^^She looks much better than me, lost alot of weight unlike me. I still think she's very ugly in the face like me, but I'm jealous of her small boobs because they're bigger than mine.




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fixed


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#307131 - 09/20/08 06:06 PM Re: Ashley Blue: Attractive or Hideous
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You sound like Snoopy's fucking teacher....Wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah, that's all I hear when I see your posts.

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#307132 - 09/20/08 06:21 PM Re: Ashley Blue: Attractive or Hideous
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Registered: 03/22/07
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Snoopy never had a teacher. You mean Charlie Brown.
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#307133 - 09/20/08 06:23 PM Re: Ashley Blue: Attractive or Hideous
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Right, thank you, but I always referred to it as Snoopy shows, cause he was my favorite character, him and Woodstock. But yes you're right.

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#307134 - 09/20/08 08:34 PM Re: Ashley Blue: Attractive or Hideous
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Registered: 09/07/05
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quick thread derail: it was summer going into 2nd grade and i was very proud of my rare snoopy pencil cases and school boxes. the new girl moves in and intros me into all this hello kitty stuff. i was hooked instantly. she then said 'snoopy is so public school.'
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#307135 - 09/20/08 10:13 PM Re: Ashley Blue: Attractive or Hideous
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Registered: 01/02/05
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quick thread derail: it was summer going into 2nd grade and i was very proud of my rare snoopy pencil cases and school boxes. the new girl moves in and intros me into all this hello kitty stuff. i was hooked instantly. she then said 'snoopy is so public school.'





I would have loved to have met baby Gia, or Gigi, in grade school. I'd so have you showing me your holes during recess behind the school trash dumpster. I'd find how many pieces gum, or quarters, or whatever trinkets your price was and then double it...you'd be giving me a full on Gynecology Lesson every afternoon...if the teachers ever caught us, i'd just fake a seizure, and beg "please dont tell my parents, if you do I will say you yelled at me and caused this seizure."
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#307136 - 09/21/08 12:10 AM Re: Ashley Blue: Attractive or Hideous
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You sound like Snoopy's fucking teacher....Wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah, that's all I hear when I see your posts.




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#307137 - 09/21/08 12:02 PM Re: Ashley Blue: Attractive or Hideous
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Registered: 05/07/06
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quick thread derail: it was summer going into 2nd grade and i was very proud of my rare snoopy pencil cases and school boxes. the new girl moves in and intros me into all this hello kitty stuff. i was hooked instantly. she then said 'snoopy is so public school.'




She must have been a snotty bitch because Snoopy is way better than Hello Kitty anyday. He'd own that bitch.
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#307138 - 09/21/08 12:44 PM Re: Ashley Blue: Attractive or Hideous
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quick thread derail: it was summer going into 2nd grade and i was very proud of my rare snoopy pencil cases and school boxes. the new girl moves in and intros me into all this hello kitty stuff. i was hooked instantly. she then said 'snoopy is so public school.'


I went to Catholic School for 12 years and still loved Snoopy. Hello Kitty doesnt do it for me or anything from Sanrio. But gotta admit Chococat is cute.

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#307139 - 09/21/08 06:00 PM Re: Ashley Blue: Attractive or Hideous
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Registered: 03/25/08
Posts: 179
Loc: Coast of Cali
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quick thread derail: it was summer going into 2nd grade and i was very proud of my rare snoopy pencil cases and school boxes. the new girl moves in and intros me into all this hello kitty stuff. i was hooked instantly. she then said 'snoopy is so public school.'




Materialistic PW's at age 7.
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#307140 - 09/22/08 12:44 AM Re: Ashley Blue: Attractive or Hideous
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Registered: 11/14/04
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Loc: Down there
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I went to Catholic School for 12 years and still loved Snoopy. Hello Kitty doesnt do it for me or anything from Sanrio. But gotta admit Chococat is cute.




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#307141 - 09/22/08 12:49 AM Re: Ashley Blue: Attractive or Hideous
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Loc: NYC
around the time i was doing first communion, the bishop came to our church. i had him sign my snoopy autograph book. i totally thought the bishop was a celebrity.
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#307142 - 09/22/08 09:08 PM Re: Ashley Blue: Attractive or Hideous
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Registered: 12/28/05
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Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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around the time i was doing first communion, the bishop came to our church. i had him sign my snoopy autograph book. i totally thought the bishop was a celebrity.


To Catholic schools he is or was. Did you make confirmation too?? What name did you choose?
Now they're all fucking each other.

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#307143 - 09/22/08 11:08 PM Re: Ashley Blue: Attractive or Hideous
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Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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To Catholic schools he is or was. Did you make confirmation too?? What name did you choose?
Now they're all fucking each other.




You're almost there. Turn on the gas oven. Light a match.
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#307144 - 09/23/08 08:15 AM Re: Ashley Blue: Attractive or Hideous
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

Quote:

around the time i was doing first communion, the bishop came to our church. i had him sign my snoopy autograph book. i totally thought the bishop was a celebrity.


To Catholic schools he is or was. Did you make confirmation too?? What name did you choose?
Now they're all fucking each other.




I didn't make confirmation. After ccd and communion (which I thought were fun), it all seemed boring. Plus, my dad wasn't too keen on me growing up in the Catholic church like he did in Brooklyn, and my mom thought organized religion was for proles.
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#307145 - 09/23/08 08:47 AM Re: Ashley Blue: Attractive or Hideous
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
I thought you had to be confirmed before you could take communion.

I thought that was the point of confirmation.
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#307146 - 09/23/08 09:35 AM Re: Ashley Blue: Attractive or Hideous
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

around the time i was doing first communion, the bishop came to our church. i had him sign my snoopy autograph book. i totally thought the bishop was a celebrity.


To Catholic schools he is or was. Did you make confirmation too?? What name did you choose?
Now they're all fucking each other.




I didn't make confirmation. After ccd and communion (which I thought were fun), it all seemed boring. Plus, my dad wasn't too keen on me growing up in the Catholic church like he did in Brooklyn, and my mom thought organized religion was for proles.


Fuck I wish my mom thought that way, she wasted money as far as Im concerned, cause they did nothing special other than have fund raisers every week to get more donations. The public schools in this area are A+, but my mom was a paranoid old lady probably cause I was her "only" child.

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#307147 - 09/23/08 09:42 AM Re: Ashley Blue: Attractive or Hideous
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

I thought you had to be confirmed before you could take communion.

I thought that was the point of confirmation.




A little investigation shows I am wrong.
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#307148 - 09/23/08 10:39 AM Re: Ashley Blue: Attractive or Hideous
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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They dont do it like that anymore. I believe years ago it was that way, I know we couldnt go into confession or receive the host without first being confirmed.

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#307149 - 09/24/08 12:12 AM Re: Ashley Blue: Attractive or Hideous
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Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
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They dont do it like that anymore. I believe years ago it was that way, I know we couldnt go into confession or receive the host without first being confirmed.




Bullshit.
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