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#306223 - 03/11/08 07:18 AM
The Least Attractive Whores Of Fame
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/29/08
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There are some bitches in porn I cannot really bear to watch.
Sometimes it is one body region making all the difference, sometimes the whole unit is flawed.
Examples follow below.
Add cases or comment at your conveninece.
Katja Kassin
She is chubby, her face looks less female than optimal circumstances would allow, her ass is too fat and her tits look strange.
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#306224 - 03/11/08 07:28 AM
Re: The Least Attractive Whores Of Fame
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/29/08
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Amy Ried
While her body might be the shit, her face is just shit and genuinely ugly.
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#306225 - 03/11/08 07:31 AM
Re: The Least Attractive Whores Of Fame
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
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She's supposed to be German, but to me she looks Russian. She has none of the statuesque features that I have come to expect in the Master Race. She's got a nice ass, but her legs are stumpy, and her general appearance bespeaks squatiness.
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#306226 - 03/11/08 07:34 AM
Re: The Least Attractive Whores Of Fame
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/29/08
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[You were a bit quicker than I anticipated, zenman. There is more.}
Audrey Bitoni
With a tit job from the butcher´s and a face out of the meat grinder, she really has the wrong occupation. Her shut pussy does not help at all.
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#306227 - 03/11/08 07:38 AM
Re: The Least Attractive Whores Of Fame
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/29/08
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Gauge
Except for the lolita factor there is nothing really good about her. Her body is all right, her face is dominated by a disproportionately large forehead and a tired overall appearance.
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#306228 - 03/11/08 07:39 AM
Re: The Least Attractive Whores Of Fame
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/29/08
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Nina Hartley
Her shelf life should have ended about two decades ago. Her worn out snatch and train wreck face are for those afraid of authentic necrophilia.
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#306229 - 03/11/08 07:59 AM
Re: The Least Attractive Whores Of Fame
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/29/08
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Sativa Rose
Her boobs are nice, her pussy is too shut and her face looks like deformed butter in a frying pan.
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#306231 - 03/11/08 09:59 AM
Re: The Least Attractive Whores Of Fame
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5092
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Re Sativa Rose - she does have an odd looking camel toe...
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#306232 - 03/11/08 09:59 AM
Re: The Least Attractive Whore : Sasha Grey
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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The number 1 on my Avoid-At-All-Costs list:
Sasha Grey
Why?
1. The retarded look in her eyes in the picture below;
2. She's annoying like hell, when having sex on camera;
3. She's extremely vain. (Posting vids on YouTube, editing her own Wiki page);
4. Her self-acclaimed 'existentialism'; 
5. She's plain in an ugly way, hasn't got nice tits and her ass is nothing special (except if you're a dermatologist).
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#306234 - 03/11/08 10:48 AM
Re: The Least Attractive Whore : Sasha Grey
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/29/08
Posts: 604
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Lucy Lee
This witch looks as if she would poison your family for staring at her downward-pointing odd tit job and her grotesque face.
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#306236 - 03/11/08 11:34 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/29/08
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Sandra Romain
A worthy ass and a nice pussy, mediocre boobs and a face ready for cat food.
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#306241 - 03/11/08 12:03 PM
Re: The Least Attractive Whores Of Fame
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Registered: 03/04/08
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Ok just when you put a good looking woman in a "worst looking thread" it is only natural for a man to fear for you're sexuality which does obviosly not read "100% straght", i'm sorry but the fact of the matter is you like a bit of penis now and then. You might as well add Jessica Alba (I bet she looks like a bloke to you) to your list as it is already a joke anyway.
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#306242 - 03/11/08 12:10 PM
Re: The Least Attractive Whores Of Fame
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/29/08
Posts: 604
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Cocksuckers see their kind everywhere.
No wonder, they like to switch from time to time.
Oblivion might be not so bright after all.
Look around, or just a bit up to see what your object of choice can look like.
Get better. Or not.
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#306243 - 03/11/08 01:15 PM
Re: The Least Attractive Whores Of Fame
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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Jenna Haze had one of the oddest looking faces I've ever seen. A boner-killer every time...
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#306244 - 03/11/08 01:18 PM
Re: The Least Attractive Whores Of Fame
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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sorry:
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#306245 - 03/11/08 01:23 PM
Re: The Least Attractive Whore : Sasha Grey
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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The number 1 on my Avoid-At-All-Costs list:
Sasha Grey
Why?
1. The retarded look in her eyes in the picture below;
2. She's annoying like hell, when having sex on camera;
3. She's extremely vain. (Posting vids on YouTube, editing her own Wiki page);
4. Her self-acclaimed 'existentialism';
5. She's plain in an ugly way, hasn't got nice tits and her ass is nothing special (except if you're a dermatologist).
i hate sasha grey from the bottom of my hart, fucking overrated whore
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#306250 - 03/11/08 04:12 PM
Re: The Least Attractive Whores Of Fame
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Zip Coon
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Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 1958
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(Annette Schwarz is more 'Aryan' and comes from the very western parts of Germany.)
Thank you.
Is that not the perfect irony? Thank you, God, for putting women like Annette on this earth!
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NOTE: ANNETTE SCHWARZ IS NOT UNATTRACTIVE!. These photos are simply here to illustrate a side-point not related to the main topic. Sorry for the digression.
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#306251 - 03/11/08 04:19 PM
Re: The Least Attractive Whores Of Fame
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
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Tritone: You just put Annette's pictures into a thread called "The Least Attractive Whores Of Fame". What were you thinking?? 
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#306256 - 03/11/08 11:09 PM
Re: The Least Attractive Whores Of Fame
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/04/06
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Leah Luv. I normally love blown out anal whores but she is not so much strokeworthy as yakworthy. She literally makes me gag when I accidentally see her pic somewhere. I don't quite throw up thankfully.
Sasha Grey is hugely overrated and I don't like her scenes, but her skinny ass makes me happy for some reason.
Amy Reid is exactly my kind of girl - smoking body, average face. Sadly her self image might be a bit high for my tastes.
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#306257 - 03/11/08 11:22 PM
Re: The Least Attractive Whores Of Fame
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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ava devine. she looks like the kind of tranny only lockwood could love.
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#306260 - 03/12/08 06:44 AM
Re: The Least Attractive Whores Of Fame
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/02/06
Posts: 911
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Gauge
Except for the lolita factor there is nothing really good about her. Her body is all right, her face is dominated by a disproportionately large forehead and a tired overall appearance.
The lolita factor was the whole show. Gauge deserves points though for her trashy, trailerpark appeal, and her unwavering, Belladonna-esque commitment to whoredom.
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The number 1 on my Avoid-At-All-Costs list:
Sasha Grey
Why?
1. The retarded look in her eyes in the picture below;
2. She's annoying like hell, when having sex on camera;
3. She's extremely vain. (Posting vids on YouTube, editing her own Wiki page);
4. Her self-acclaimed 'existentialism';
5. She's plain in an ugly way, hasn't got nice tits and her ass is nothing special (except if you're a dermatologist).
Sasha...
I know I've made a point of calling you out on many, many, many, many occasions lately for being a self-important, pretentious, pseudointellectual poser. But I think these attacks are unwarranted. You're clearly a very comely and alluring young woman. I do, however, question your recent campaign to revive oldschool bush...
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#306262 - 03/12/08 10:54 AM
Re: The Least Attractive Whores Of Fame
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/29/08
Posts: 604
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You just do not want to fuck her enough, rapeherface.
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#306268 - 03/13/08 01:53 AM
Re: The Least Attractive Whores Of Fame
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/26/07
Posts: 538
Loc: Canada
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May i humbly interject
as goofy as jenna haze may look
...she does suck mythic cock. like textbook good
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#306272 - 03/13/08 02:01 PM
Re: The Least Attractive Whores Of Fame
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/29/08
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Stephanie Swift
Her body is nothing special; and why would anyone tan herself with a bikini? Exposition is what they should not fear in their line of work.
But her face is the atrocity to porn it does not need.
Witchy gimp cunt.
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#306273 - 03/13/08 02:22 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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Dana DeArmond  If only she'd choke on that bat ... 
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