ENOUGH!

Taylor Rain is pregnant, and we don't yet know what species or color the child is yet. Or if the birth scene will be worthy of Alien.

Kurt Lockwood is on the verge of doing a 65 anal cream pie as soon as contract details are finalized with Robert Hill (he's holding out for rights to shoot under Joey Silvera on the side).

.. and yet some are ignoring these momentous issues, choosing instead to strut their manliness on a porn board in a thread about baseball card signature values.

More porn, less catfights that don't involve females.

listening to phil rizzuto and bill white announce ball games when I was a kid was fantastic. rizzuto was funny as hell.

Why don't people just post pictures of signed shit they have in this thread. If someone's really dense they can post a scan of their signed paycheck

Good idea Bornyo.

Here's a picture of something I own. I don't think it's worth much, but maybe Burg can make me an offer.

Ok, I'm no expert, but this signature of Billy Martin looks very girlish. You notice the dots above the i's are little circles? Either it's not his signature or he was a bit

Thanks Bornyo! Baseball isn't a big thing over here, hence my lack of knowledge in this field.

Lets KEEP this on target: Ain't nothing Nacho about Billy Martin. Period.

Billyball!

http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,954779,00.html

"In Oakland, a Record Blast-Off
Monday, May. 04, 1981 By B.J. PHILLIPS

"Billyball" is winning games and drawing fans for the A's

When Billy Martin's Oakland A's climbed from last place in 1979 to second in the American League West last year, critics insisted that Martin's magic could not last. He was, after all, using mirrors— often platooning eight mediocre players, for instance—to create the illusion of an infield. Certainly Oakland's starting pitchers were impressive, setting a modern record by completing 94 games in 1980. But, it was argued, the strong arms would weaken with overwork. In any event, the league was wise to the wiles of Billyball, as Martin's harumscarum tactics became known. Surely no catcher would fall for the double steal in 1981 after being burned so often last year, and of course pitchers were now alert for the attempted steal of home, the hit-and-run, the ubiquitous bunt and other hallmarks.

With the new season just 2½ weeks old, the A's have delivered an emphatic answer to the hot-stove skeptics: the longest season-opening streak in modern baseball history. Oakland won its first eleven games, breaking the ten-game record held by three teams. Throughout that remarkable span, the A's starting pitchers completed all but one game and compiled a miserly 1.27 earned run average. At week's end Oakland had won 15 of 16 games, opening a full ten-game lead over the defending champion Kansas City Royals."