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#302215 - 02/18/08 08:19 AM wtf happened to xpt?
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
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xpt was down for hours last night. anybody know why?
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#302216 - 02/18/08 08:23 AM Re: wtf happened to xpt?
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Server maintenance. There's still a few hiccups but they're getting worked out.

I hope you didn't have to have sex with your hubby or anything to pass the time?
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#302217 - 02/18/08 08:35 AM Re: wtf happened to xpt?
Gigi Offline
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thanks for the info. i worried monkey had somehow put us out of his misery. and no on the sex. we're all sick as dogs and have been slowly dying all weekend. i'm almost there.
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#302218 - 02/18/08 08:35 AM Re: wtf happened to xpt?
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I fucking spent way too much time with Sweet Eva during the down time.



P.S. is one of the "hiccups" the inability to attach images?



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#302219 - 02/18/08 08:57 AM Re: wtf happened to xpt?
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If you see anything 'weird' happening e-mail tonymalice@yahoo.com - I know the "Who is Online" screen is acting strange.

Thanks,

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#302220 - 02/18/08 12:42 PM Re: wtf happened to xpt?
Bornyo Offline
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I figured one too many lockwood with the tranny pics got posted.

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#302221 - 02/18/08 12:52 PM Re: wtf happened to xpt?
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I figured one too many lockwood with the tranny pics got posted.




Tony has to wipe down the server with bleach.
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#302222 - 02/18/08 01:24 PM Re: wtf happened to xpt?
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i'm sick. i'm bored. somebody post something. thank you. kisses, gigi
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#302223 - 02/18/08 01:31 PM Re: wtf happened to xpt?
Bornyo Offline
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Tony told me to get a job.

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#302224 - 02/18/08 01:44 PM Re: wtf happened to xpt?
Soopergrizz Offline
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i'm sick. i'm bored. somebody post something. thank you. kisses, gigi




This thread should keep you entertained for a while. Clicky

Now for the rest of us, please re-post the shot of your tits. I believe it's the flipside of this picture:



PS the welts are sexy
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#302225 - 02/18/08 02:05 PM Re: wtf happened to xpt?
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Is anybody else having trouble rendering xpt msg board on firefox 2.0.x ? After the srvr update I can get pages to render on iexplorer 7 and on the IETab utility on firefox, but on native firefox I get one big white page - no error messages!
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#302226 - 02/18/08 02:13 PM Re: wtf happened to xpt?
Gigi Offline
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thanks, grizz in that picture, my tattoo looks like broccoli. i'm just sayin' it first before anyone else does.
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#302227 - 02/18/08 02:20 PM Re: wtf happened to xpt?
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Hey Gigi, what are the trashbags for?
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#302228 - 02/18/08 02:26 PM Re: wtf happened to xpt?
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Blue??????
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Is anybody else having trouble rendering xpt msg board on firefox 2.0.x ? After the srvr update I can get pages to render on iexplorer 7 and on the IETab utility on firefox, but on native firefox I get one big white page - no error messages!




You have to get the update son... didn't you read the faq?
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#302229 - 02/18/08 03:00 PM Re: wtf happened to xpt?
Gigi Offline
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smartass. it was black sheeting. easier to clean up the, uh, mess.
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#302230 - 02/18/08 03:03 PM Re: wtf happened to xpt?
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Thanks Lou, I thought I was going blind from

Quote:

Blue??????
Quote:

Is anybody else having trouble rendering xpt msg board on firefox 2.0.x ? After the srvr update I can get pages to render on iexplorer 7 and on the IETab utility on firefox, but on native firefox I get one big white page - no error messages!




You have to get the update son... didn't you read the faq?


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#302231 - 02/18/08 03:21 PM Re: wtf happened to xpt?
Bornyo Offline
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Alternate theory: all the skanks Brandon's been posting have broken the server.

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#302232 - 02/18/08 07:29 PM Re: wtf happened to xpt?
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My theory is that AC Cream is so fat that even just his pictures contain significant mass, and it is that alone which has broken the server.

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#302233 - 02/19/08 06:38 AM Re: wtf happened to xpt?
Anonymous
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I thought Special Agent Price was perusing the board from Quantico again and set off some kind of alarm.

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#302234 - 02/19/08 07:27 AM Re: wtf happened to xpt?
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Quote:

My theory is that AC Cream is so fat that even just his pictures contain significant mass, and it is that alone which has broken the server.




I'm sending this theory to CERN. They may find it useful in their search for the graviton when the Large Hadron Collider becomes operational this May.

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#302235 - 02/19/08 11:47 AM Re: wtf happened to xpt?
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Was it just coincidence that XPT went down right after 3SB made her post in this thread about trading Kensington Chapp for one of XPT's best posters?
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#302236 - 02/19/08 12:06 PM Re: wtf happened to xpt?
Bornyo Offline
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A lot of strange things happened all at once.

At least the cookies are fixed here now. After you read a thread with new posts then go back to the index the thread is no longer bold as if it had new threads. That was mildly annoying in a way that would get on the nerves of someone who should be working.

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#302237 - 02/19/08 07:49 PM Re: wtf happened to xpt?
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Registered: 09/07/04
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I know I tried to log on quite a few times & came across the site not working. Boo! I'm glad it's fixed now!!

xox
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#302238 - 02/19/08 09:39 PM Re: wtf happened to xpt?
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Quote:

I know I tried to log on quite a few times & came across the site not working. Boo! I'm glad it's fixed now!!

xox
Teagan

http://teaganraw.com




Teagan cares.
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#302239 - 02/19/08 11:03 PM Re: wtf happened to xpt?
toots Offline
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Registered: 10/20/04
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ADT seems to be going down too

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#302240 - 02/20/08 05:10 AM Re: wtf happened to xpt?
Vizzle Offline
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ADT seems to be going down too




Yet no one seemed to notice...
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#302241 - 02/20/08 01:07 PM Re: wtf happened to xpt?
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Why can't i stay logged in here? Only here every time i come I have to log in.
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#302242 - 02/20/08 03:04 PM Re: wtf happened to xpt?
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I'm having a problem sending PMs. Every time, it says there's "no record of this user," even though they've been here for years.

I'd PM Malice about it, but, you know...

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#302243 - 02/21/08 05:59 PM Re: wtf happened to xpt?
Handful Offline
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Why can't i stay logged in here? Only here every time i come I have to log in.




I was wondering the same thing. My modem crashed on the weekend and when I had to keep logging in today I thought I was having problems with my cache or something like that.
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#302244 - 02/21/08 09:53 PM Re: wtf happened to xpt?
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
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Quote:

Why can't i stay logged in here? Only here every time i come I have to log in.




I was wondering the same thing. My modem crashed on the weekend and when I had to keep logging in today I thought I was having problems with my cache or something like that.




That's a setting Malice can fix, if he ever reads this thread. There's a setting for how long a connection stays active/session length. You should email and tell him your problem.

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#302245 - 02/21/08 10:04 PM Re: wtf happened to xpt?
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At least the cookies are fixed here now. After you read a thread with new posts then go back to the index the thread is no longer bold as if it had new threads. That was mildly annoying in a way that would get on the nerves of someone who should be working.




that was driving me nuts. I hope it continues to work instead of toggling on/off like before.
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#302246 - 02/21/08 10:11 PM Re: wtf happened to xpt?
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
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At least the cookies are fixed here now. After you read a thread with new posts then go back to the index the thread is no longer bold as if it had new posts. That was mildly annoying in a way that would get on the nerves of someone who should be working.




I was drunk and fucked that up- the part in bold makes it more closely resemble English.

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#302247 - 02/22/08 01:40 PM Re: wtf happened to xpt?
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Why can't i stay logged in here? Only here every time i come I have to log in.




I was wondering the same thing. My modem crashed on the weekend and when I had to keep logging in today I thought I was having problems with my cache or something like that.




That's a setting Malice can fix, if he ever reads this thread. There's a setting for how long a connection stays active/session length. You should email and tell him your problem.




Thanks Bornyo, maybe he fixed it because it is working normally now anyway.
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