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#302091 - 02/16/08 11:12 AM
Ceara Lynch - The hottest poster on XPT
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/27/07
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Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
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After reviewing all of the female posters here, I nominate Ceara Lynch as the hottest XPT poster. She is fucking    gorgeous. I would like to softly kiss her inner labia folds while humming various Ricky Martin songs that I know by heart. I would like her to sit on my rock hard penis while playing a kazoo and telling me that I have a big dick. Furthermore, I nominate Tricia Devreux as a runner up. She has an asshole that is meant for taking huge cocks all the way to the balls. I would like to spank her and call her bad names while softly massaging her earlobes like only a true Vulcan can. Do you hear me? I can't contain my feelings any longer for these ladies. I must have them massage the inside of my loins. I would also consider any showtunes during our hot actions. 
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#302092 - 02/16/08 11:15 AM
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#302093 - 02/16/08 11:21 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/27/07
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Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
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Is that a yes? Please be gentle when responding. I have my dick in my hand. It is like a red hot pink torpedo of madness for you.
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#302094 - 02/16/08 11:24 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/27/07
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Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
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I would stick my penis in an electrical socket for one lick from your tender mouth. I would give WillieD a rogering he wouldn't soon forget for just one sweet caress of my testicles with your hot parts.
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#302095 - 02/16/08 11:36 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
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I'd rather you did bareback with Tricia. The results would be hilarious.
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#302099 - 02/16/08 02:31 PM
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Registered: 07/09/06
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This thread can only result in at least one of the female posters having her feelings hurt and leaving XPT. Do we really want that? Shouldn't we be thankful for each one of them?
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#302100 - 02/16/08 02:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
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This thread can only result in at least one of the female posters having her feelings hurt and leaving XPT. Do we really want that? Shouldn't we be thankful for each one of them?
STFU, they shouldn't be on XPT if they cant take it.
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#302101 - 02/16/08 02:52 PM
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This thread can only result in at least one of the female posters having her feelings hurt and leaving XPT. Do we really want that? Shouldn't we be thankful for each one of them?
STFU, they shouldn't be on XPT if they cant take it.
Each girl mentioned in this thread has earned her stripes. None of them should be degraded by being compared to the others. These girls have already gone the distance, unlike losers Sierra Sinn and Padova, who predictably fell by the wayside and deserve all the ridicule that can be heaped upon them.
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#302102 - 02/16/08 03:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Each girl mentioned in this thread has earned her stripes.
Yeah I definitely earned my stripes...
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#302103 - 02/16/08 04:23 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/27/07
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Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
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Ceara and Tricia are the hottest. Fuck you for saying otherwise. No I am not making funny talk. I have been witness to each of these lovelies this year at AEE and I was hard in my pants.
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#302104 - 02/16/08 04:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Each girl mentioned in this thread has earned her stripes.
Yeah I definitely earned my stripes...
You have dear, you have.  
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#302105 - 02/16/08 04:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Ceara and Tricia are the hottest. Fuck you for saying otherwise. No I am not making funny talk. I have been witness to each of these lovelies this year at AEE and I was hard in my pants.
You're a dick 
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#302106 - 02/17/08 06:48 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/27/07
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Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
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Ceara - you are my sunshine. I awake with rock hardness in my nether-regions thinking of your soft feminine goodness. You make me want to do happy time, either alone or with someone pretending it is you. How does it feel knowing that no other posters here are 1/10th your equal? The other female posters here are like polyps on Willie's asshole compared to you being a flower in an asshole. I would like to be your butterfly, perhaps an ugly misshapen caterpillar today, but then become your butterfly as you create the warm glow that is always found among my twig and berries when you post here. I cannot contain my lust any longer. How can we do this?  Kahn
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#302108 - 02/17/08 08:20 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/02/08
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thanks baby
I think what she really meant was:
If you really worshiped me, you would pay my rent.
Edited by Paradise Lost (02/17/08 09:05 AM)
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#302109 - 02/17/08 08:43 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
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Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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I would like to be your butterfly, perhaps an ugly misshapen caterpillar today, but then become your butterfly as you create the warm glow that is always found among my twig and berries when you post here.
Go ahead knock yourself out. Allow me to cite Wikipedia:
Butterflies feed primarily on nectar from flowers. Some also derive nourishment from pollen, tree sap, rotting fruit, dung, and dissolved minerals in wet sand or dirt. Butterflies play an important ecological role as pollinators.
As adults, butterflies consume only liquids and these are sucked by means of their proboscis. They feed on nectar from flowers and also sip water from damp patches. This they do for water, for energy from sugars in nectar and for sodium and other minerals which are vital for their reproduction. Several species of butterflies need more sodium than provided by nectar. They are attracted to sodium in salt and they sometimes land on people, attracted by human sweat. Besides damp patches, some butterflies also visit dung, rotting fruit or carcasses to obtain minerals and nutrients. In many species, this Mud-puddling behaviour is restricted to the males and studies have suggested that the nutrients collected are provided as a nuptial gift along with the spermatophore during mating.
Remember Ceara when Darth takes you out for that romantic picnic in the outhouse featuring only the freshest and completely organic bowel movement. It is a gesture of his undying affection and should by no means be interpreted as the act of a sick mother fucker. And remember that look on his face when he declares his love for you really is a shit eating grin.
Edited by the unknown pervert (02/17/08 08:47 AM)
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#302111 - 02/17/08 10:54 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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#302113 - 02/17/08 12:39 PM
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One is known by the company one keeps.
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#302114 - 02/19/08 10:51 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/27/07
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Ceara, please talk to us about how it feels to be so far above all these other girls who post here. How does it feel to be the best of the best?
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#302115 - 02/19/08 11:44 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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It feels great. As an industry groupie my self worth is really only measured by the opinions voiced by respected and well known insiders such as yourself. My life is complete. Thank you, (chaka)Kahn.
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