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#30081 - 06/06/04 06:28 AM
Monkey sending Private Messages?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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Is anyone else getting hallucinogenic PMs from the Monkey?
I don't care myself, but if he's pestering newbies who don't know to ignore him that's more of an issue.
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#30082 - 06/06/04 07:39 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
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ive been getting them... i just usually ignore and dont respond
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#30083 - 06/06/04 07:58 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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Good, I am glad it wasn't just me. Actually the message was quite humorous but I could see how such things could bother people who don't get his sense of humor or are new to the board. Just take what he says with a grain of salt. Actually it would be better if he was going to do that to just post on the board instead. He must be done with his self imposed exile by now anyway. 
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#30084 - 06/06/04 12:32 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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I got two. They were amusing.
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#30085 - 06/06/04 01:38 PM
Re: Monkey sending Privatge Messages?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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My exile is over, i apologized to the new guy who wasn't aware of me. Damn fool jrv, he accepted it and we would like to move on we have a long season ahead and we should just put this behind us?. Good news is, i have now had some sleep. 
jrv i didn't send you any private message so i don't know what your complaining about. Is it because you are upset that i didn't send you any?
Edited by smelly monkey (06/06/04 01:42 PM)
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#30086 - 06/07/04 06:48 AM
Re: Monkey sending Privatge Messages?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
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Someone post one,if fact EVERYONE should post them.Lets take a look at what the monkey is doing in private. 
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#30089 - 06/07/04 02:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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Monkey you originally said that you didn't send JRV any PMs what happened did you feel bad and send one later I deleted the couple he sent me right after I read and responded to them.
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#30091 - 06/07/04 02:21 PM
Re: Monkey sending Private Messages?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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Did anyone take you up on your offers?
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#30097 - 06/12/04 10:20 AM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 39
Loc: 2 Feet From Hell
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geez and I only got a mean one, guess that means that the homo monkey doesn't wanna bone down on this smokin hot ass.... just my luck. Guess I will just have to run right into a brick wall and pray that the idiot takes notice. I see a PM from him and he is probably begging for forgiveness for all his past transgressions, but I am gonna make my little bitch sit and wait for me to open it. Ya gotten punish em a little to let em know who's the master.
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#30100 - 06/12/04 06:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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Is that a recent one or the one from earlier in the week?
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#30101 - 06/12/04 06:46 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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I think i raised a valid point. Where does straight end and gay begin, maybe i should ask someone who would know this answer. Rob longhot and chico are qualified to answer it, guys?.
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#30104 - 06/13/04 06:13 PM
Re: Monkey sending Private Messages?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Jrv is a liar and a fraud. Don't believe anything he writes, he is just trying to tarnish the great monkey name. Bush knows what im talking about. JRV hates freedom.
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#30106 - 06/13/04 06:38 PM
Re: Monkey sending Private Messages?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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Two in one day. Quote:
Subject: you big meanie
From: smelly monkey
Stop be so mean to me. How can you hurt someone who loves you so. You could be my next fayner, cherrish that though and holla back, i bring all my own fish in case you needed to know.
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#30109 - 06/14/04 02:38 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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You shouldn't have milk with fish.
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#30111 - 06/14/04 03:48 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Never under estimate the hilarity of the immature thread. I don't. Smoked salmon is the best fish to use, add a little lemon and eat it off your partners body, its nice, flat , smooth and ready to eat. Good stuff.
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#30113 - 06/14/04 11:12 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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It reminds me of a Little Rascals routine: one rascal :"Don't drink the milk" Another rascal: "why" to which the reply is: "it's spoiled" 
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#30114 - 06/14/04 12:13 PM
Re: Monkey sending Private Messages?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
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Is anyone else getting hallucinogenic PMs from the Monkey?
I don't care myself, but if he's pestering newbies who don't know to ignore him that's more of an issue.
Yes. BAN the sonuvabitch, I say.
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#30117 - 06/14/04 02:23 PM
Re: Monkey sending Private Messages?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
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[God damn you smartt. I never send your grotty brazilian ass any private messages
YES YOU DID. I deleted them without even reading.
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#30118 - 06/14/04 02:28 PM
Re: Monkey sending Private Messages?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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You talk out of your backside, i try and avoid you on this board, last thing i want to do is send you private messages, you have the sense of humor of a grapefruit , having a one on one talk with you would be as productive as talking to a wall, not very.
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#30120 - 06/14/04 03:45 PM
Re: Monkey sending Private Messages?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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I second the ban for Smelly Monkey. He has nothing to offer, is a studdering, masturbating to Scott Fayner, living in mom's basement, flaming gay, ignorant jackass who ruins every forum he enters... just ban the sonnofabitch!
I bring a different look to the board, granted most of the time im an asshole which i know and embrace about myself there are times, moments have you when i show brilliance, where i say something that hits a cord one way or another with a lot of readers, where i say something that others either won't say or are afraid to say, i don't care. For that reason alone it wouldn't be smart to ban me, and all the people that hate me still read and reply to the stuff i post, they are drawn to the monkey, against their own will and better judgement. Considering this is the only board i post on if people want to read the monkey they have to come here, it isn't anywhere else, if they don't want to read me then there is many other boards they can go to. Yet this board has the most and best posters of any porn chat forums, that might not be because of me , my ego isn't that huge but its a place where you can say everything and anything without the threats of being banned. Where you swami are very replaceable, your qualities are minimal at best, top 10's and un necessarily long insults that went out of fashion as soon as the movie white men can't jump hit the shelves at your video store, so to me your opinion doesn't count, pointless and useless, not even worthy of a knife fight.
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#30125 - 06/15/04 06:28 AM
Re: Monkey sending Private Messages?
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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Long live Monkey.
Monkey says some things I disagree with strongly. He says things I think are mean. But I think the same about other posters, too. Many times he says things that others are thinking, even if he does it a bit harshly. I mean really, how many top ten threads are you gonna post?
His posts are also some of the most clever and amusing on here. His online personality can't hurt anyone. If feelings get hurt, then most likely the nerve was raw way before Monkey came along.
I understand why you dislike him so much, Swami. But your reaction just instigates him.
I personally think Monkey's banning would hurt the board rather than help it. But what do I know?
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#30126 - 06/15/04 09:12 AM
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#30128 - 06/15/04 10:06 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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I sort of expected you to realize that my being against the banning of Monkey in no way means that I agree with anything he has said about you.
Slurp.... slurp....
That's alright I'd slurp on her ass too if got the chance. If she'd let me I'd suck her ass so hard she'd have to open her mouth to keep her eyes from hitting the back of her skull. 
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#30129 - 06/15/04 10:30 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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Actually, the was intended to imply that I was laughing.
I would slurp it, though.
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#30134 - 06/15/04 06:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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I know this thread is supposed to be about only private messages from monkey, but i got this one from swami. Not sure if he was being serious of not, it was a reply to me saying that he has managed to become even more unpopular then he was before.etc,etc.
Re: your popularity has dipped futher
From: sportswami
Okay... first of I am not paid to do my show... do it for the love of being on the raido... second, i would have sex with you if you ---- (deleted) and would let you rub hot chicken soup in the nooks of my body.
Make of that what you will.
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#30135 - 06/16/04 02:34 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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I shit you not, swami makes my nipples hard.
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#30138 - 06/16/04 04:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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jesus christ junior, your a fucking liar. Thats the shit you just sent me. I might be fucked up but im not that fucked up. You are swami and sending perverted messages to me and i don't understand why you are both being so mean to me, you big meanies. Here is what i got from junior.
Subject: Baby come back, i was wrong and i just can't live
From: jrv
without you. I want to pour melted butter all over your genitals and start licking from the bottom of your scrotom and all the way up until every last drop is in my belly. I want to then cover you in pink feathers and watch you jump for hours in bed. I know these were some of the fantasies you had when we met some many years ago on that beach in monte bahgo and at the time i wasn't sexual experienced enough to begin to tackle those types of sexual adventures, but a lot has changed since then and if they still float your boat then i want to be your sea.
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#30140 - 12/08/05 12:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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great thread
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#30141 - 12/09/05 11:40 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Its all bullshit, i never sent any of those messages, it was all jrvs plan to try and get me banned , pre mod days.
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#30142 - 02/28/06 11:42 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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jrv's demonic. i'd let him babysit before sammura though. she swallowed her children like kronos.
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#30143 - 10/24/06 10:45 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Lies, all fucking lies.
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#30144 - 10/25/06 07:32 AM
Monkey sending Private Messages....ohhhh yeahhhhh
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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hey when you in la? From: smelly monkey I was serious about hanging out dood, it would be kewl to meet the real burg, you up for it?. Re: hey when you in la? From: smelly monkey did you ever sleep with a baseball bat in one hand and a red apple in the other only to be awoken (??0 by a chinese man holding a bible, do you enjoy the feel of an orange juice bath , do you shave with a pink ladies leg razor?, have you hired before, you know, that kind , does it make you feel , feel, feel, hmmm, one moment, can you sometimes taste a sweet fruity taste in the air, it arrives on it own then disappears, its quite strange, one of the many wonders of life, theres no reason or explanation, you know what i mean?, so when we going to meet up? Re: hey when you in la? From: smelly monkey I have had sex with cody, she has a nice chubby vagina but doesn't look after it well, she too uses a pink leg razor, when are you in la next would love to catch up and meet, ive heard a lot about you. Let's Tag Team Hailey Young if you are not too busy, but I am kinda short Cash wise this month Burg. Can You Spot me my $100 contribution to our evening with Hailey, I will let you go first so you dont have to worry about sloppy seconds...then again, AFter American Bukkake and all that she has filmed, what are we up to or on at this point with her? Sloppy Fourthousand fivehundred twentysix's???? 
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#30145 - 10/25/06 07:48 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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hey when you in la?
From: smelly monkey
I was serious about hanging out dood, it would be kewl to meet the real burg, you up for it?.
Re: hey when you in la?
From: smelly monkey
did you ever sleep with a baseball bat in one hand and a red apple in the other only to be awoken (??0 by a chinese man holding a bible, do you enjoy the feel of an orange juice bath , do you shave with a pink ladies leg razor?, have you hired before, you know, that kind , does it make you feel , feel, feel, hmmm, one moment, can you sometimes taste a sweet fruity taste in the air, it arrives on it own then disappears, its quite strange, one of the many wonders of life, theres no reason or explanation, you know what i mean?, so when we going to meet up?
Re: hey when you in la?
From: smelly monkey
I have had sex with cody, she has a nice chubby vagina but doesn't look after it well, she too uses a pink leg razor, when are you in la next would love to catch up and meet, ive heard a lot about you. Let's Tag Team Hailey Young if you are not too busy, but I am kinda short Cash wise this month Burg. Can You Spot me my $100 contribution to our evening with Hailey, I will let you go first so you dont have to worry about sloppy seconds...then again, AFter American Bukkake and all that she has filmed, what are we up to or on at this point with her? Sloppy Fourthousand fivehundred twentysix's????
lies all lies, ive never used a until now and hailey does nothing for me, i haven't drunk orange juice since 1994 and i don't even know what a pink razor is, and i dislike chinese people, have no idea who cody is and the only person i know who uses the term dood is monstar.
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#30146 - 10/25/06 08:23 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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hey when you in la?
From: smelly monkey
I was serious about hanging out dood, it would be kewl to meet the real burg, you up for it?.
Re: hey when you in la?
From: smelly monkey
did you ever sleep with a baseball bat in one hand and a red apple in the other only to be awoken (??0 by a chinese man holding a bible, do you enjoy the feel of an orange juice bath , do you shave with a pink ladies leg razor?, have you hired before, you know, that kind , does it make you feel , feel, feel, hmmm, one moment, can you sometimes taste a sweet fruity taste in the air, it arrives on it own then disappears, its quite strange, one of the many wonders of life, theres no reason or explanation, you know what i mean?, so when we going to meet up?
Re: hey when you in la?
From: smelly monkey
I have had sex with cody, she has a nice chubby vagina but doesn't look after it well, she too uses a pink leg razor, when are you in la next would love to catch up and meet, ive heard a lot about you. Let's Tag Team Hailey Young if you are not too busy, but I am kinda short Cash wise this month Burg. Can You Spot me my $100 contribution to our evening with Hailey, I will let you go first so you dont have to worry about sloppy seconds...then again, AFter American Bukkake and all that she has filmed, what are we up to or on at this point with her? Sloppy Fourthousand fivehundred twentysix's????
lies all lies, ive never used a until now and hailey does nothing for me, i haven't drunk orange juice since 1994 and i don't even know what a pink razor is, and i dislike chinese people, have no idea who cody is and the only person i know who uses the term dood is monstar.
So....Monstar Controls all your Internet Online Accounts too, just like Stormy and Courtstar. You are a client of the Star factory afterall....I didnt see that one coming....MONSTAR is Smelly Monkey, Smelly Monkey is Native American....
What's Smelly Monkey's Indian nickname/moniker, ala 'Dances with Wolves'? 'Antagonizing Apeshitter?' "Lies with both Hands"? Or Something simple and classic, Like "10 Testicles" (meaning he has a lot of balls)....
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#30147 - 10/25/06 08:29 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Quote:
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hey when you in la?
From: smelly monkey
I was serious about hanging out dood, it would be kewl to meet the real burg, you up for it?.
Re: hey when you in la?
From: smelly monkey
did you ever sleep with a baseball bat in one hand and a red apple in the other only to be awoken (??0 by a chinese man holding a bible, do you enjoy the feel of an orange juice bath , do you shave with a pink ladies leg razor?, have you hired before, you know, that kind , does it make you feel , feel, feel, hmmm, one moment, can you sometimes taste a sweet fruity taste in the air, it arrives on it own then disappears, its quite strange, one of the many wonders of life, theres no reason or explanation, you know what i mean?, so when we going to meet up?
Re: hey when you in la?
From: smelly monkey
I have had sex with cody, she has a nice chubby vagina but doesn't look after it well, she too uses a pink leg razor, when are you in la next would love to catch up and meet, ive heard a lot about you. Let's Tag Team Hailey Young if you are not too busy, but I am kinda short Cash wise this month Burg. Can You Spot me my $100 contribution to our evening with Hailey, I will let you go first so you dont have to worry about sloppy seconds...then again, AFter American Bukkake and all that she has filmed, what are we up to or on at this point with her? Sloppy Fourthousand fivehundred twentysix's????
lies all lies, ive never used a until now and hailey does nothing for me, i haven't drunk orange juice since 1994 and i don't even know what a pink razor is, and i dislike chinese people, have no idea who cody is and the only person i know who uses the term dood is monstar.
So....Monstar Controls all your Internet Online Accounts too, just like Stormy and Courtstar. You are a client of the Star factory afterall....I didnt see that one coming....MONSTAR is Smelly Monkey, Smelly Monkey is Native American....
What's Smelly Monkey's Indian nickname/moniker, ala 'Dances with Wolves'? 'Antagonizing Apeshitter?' "Lies with both Hands"? Or Something simple and classic, Like "10 Testicles" (meaning he has a lot of balls)....
well it only took 2 posts before da burg graced us with the lameness hes renowned for, we going to meet up or what?.
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#30148 - 10/25/06 08:31 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
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So....Monstar Controls all your Internet Online Accounts too, just like Stormy and Courtstar. You are a client of the Star factory afterall....I didnt see that one coming....MONSTAR is Smelly Monkey, Smelly Monkey is Native American....
hitting the pills a little hard this fine morning, eh?
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#30149 - 10/25/06 08:46 AM
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Porn Jesus
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hey when you in la?
From: smelly monkey
I was serious about hanging out dood, it would be kewl to meet the real burg, you up for it?.
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did you ever sleep with a baseball bat in one hand and a red apple in the other only to be awoken (??0 by a chinese man holding a bible, do you enjoy the feel of an orange juice bath , do you shave with a pink ladies leg razor?, have you hired before, you know, that kind , does it make you feel , feel, feel, hmmm, one moment, can you sometimes taste a sweet fruity taste in the air, it arrives on it own then disappears, its quite strange, one of the many wonders of life, theres no reason or explanation, you know what i mean?, so when we going to meet up?
Re: hey when you in la?
From: smelly monkey
I have had sex with cody, she has a nice chubby vagina but doesn't look after it well, she too uses a pink leg razor, when are you in la next would love to catch up and meet, ive heard a lot about you. Let's Tag Team Hailey Young if you are not too busy, but I am kinda short Cash wise this month Burg. Can You Spot me my $100 contribution to our evening with Hailey, I will let you go first so you dont have to worry about sloppy seconds...then again, AFter American Bukkake and all that she has filmed, what are we up to or on at this point with her? Sloppy Fourthousand fivehundred twentysix's????
lies all lies, ive never used a until now and hailey does nothing for me, i haven't drunk orange juice since 1994 and i don't even know what a pink razor is, and i dislike chinese people, have no idea who cody is and the only person i know who uses the term dood is monstar.
So....Monstar Controls all your Internet Online Accounts too, just like Stormy and Courtstar. You are a client of the Star factory afterall....I didnt see that one coming....MONSTAR is Smelly Monkey, Smelly Monkey is Native American....
What's Smelly Monkey's Indian nickname/moniker, ala 'Dances with Wolves'? 'Antagonizing Apeshitter?' "Lies with both Hands"? Or Something simple and classic, Like "10 Testicles" (meaning he has a lot of balls)....
well it only took 2 posts before da burg graced us with the lameness hes renowned for, we going to meet up or what?.
For 2.6 seconds I was actually considering it, there was a brief momentary glimmer of good will and "In the name of XPT humor"-comraderie that seemed to be emanating from your posts the last 24 hours, but its gone now, back to black hatred and hopes that you will be stung by a Bee in your Carotid and suffer a stroke that leaves you completely paralyzed but Fully conscious and aware, with a perpetual Hardon as the part of your brain that controls erections gets stuck and there is nothing you can do about it, except have the doctors drain your hardon permanently.
I am serious, come within 10 feet of me in Vegas and I am going to fracture your pelvis with a head on wheelchair tackle/collision and shatter both patellas with a cue-ball.
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#30150 - 10/25/06 08:49 AM
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hey when you in la?
From: smelly monkey
I was serious about hanging out dood, it would be kewl to meet the real burg, you up for it?.
Re: hey when you in la?
From: smelly monkey
did you ever sleep with a baseball bat in one hand and a red apple in the other only to be awoken (??0 by a chinese man holding a bible, do you enjoy the feel of an orange juice bath , do you shave with a pink ladies leg razor?, have you hired before, you know, that kind , does it make you feel , feel, feel, hmmm, one moment, can you sometimes taste a sweet fruity taste in the air, it arrives on it own then disappears, its quite strange, one of the many wonders of life, theres no reason or explanation, you know what i mean?, so when we going to meet up?
Re: hey when you in la?
From: smelly monkey
I have had sex with cody, she has a nice chubby vagina but doesn't look after it well, she too uses a pink leg razor, when are you in la next would love to catch up and meet, ive heard a lot about you. Let's Tag Team Hailey Young if you are not too busy, but I am kinda short Cash wise this month Burg. Can You Spot me my $100 contribution to our evening with Hailey, I will let you go first so you dont have to worry about sloppy seconds...then again, AFter American Bukkake and all that she has filmed, what are we up to or on at this point with her? Sloppy Fourthousand fivehundred twentysix's????
lies all lies, ive never used a until now and hailey does nothing for me, i haven't drunk orange juice since 1994 and i don't even know what a pink razor is, and i dislike chinese people, have no idea who cody is and the only person i know who uses the term dood is monstar.
So....Monstar Controls all your Internet Online Accounts too, just like Stormy and Courtstar. You are a client of the Star factory afterall....I didnt see that one coming....MONSTAR is Smelly Monkey, Smelly Monkey is Native American....
What's Smelly Monkey's Indian nickname/moniker, ala 'Dances with Wolves'? 'Antagonizing Apeshitter?' "Lies with both Hands"? Or Something simple and classic, Like "10 Testicles" (meaning he has a lot of balls)....
well it only took 2 posts before da burg graced us with the lameness hes renowned for, we going to meet up or what?.
For 2.6 seconds I was actually considering it, there was a brief momentary glimmer of good will and "In the name of XPT humor"-comraderie that seemed to be emanating from your posts the last 24 hours, but its gone now, back to black hatred and hopes that you will be stung by a Bee in your Carotid and suffer a stroke that leaves you completely paralyzed but Fully conscious and aware, with a perpetual Hardon as the part of your brain that controls erections gets stuck and there is nothing you can do about it, except have the doctors drain your hardon permanently.
I am serious, come within 10 feet of me in Vegas and I am going to fracture your pelvis with a head on wheelchair tackle/collision and shatter both patellas with a cue-ball.
I love you again, want to hang out next time youre in la?. I've heard a lot about you, holla at your boy, love monkey.
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#30155 - 10/25/06 08:26 PM
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I love you again, want to hang out next time youre in la?. I've heard a lot about you, holla at your boy, love monkey.
Stay the fuck away from me you cocksucking weirdo, I'm sick of your taint rubbing off on me simply because I choose to frequent the same shooting range/karaoke bar-lounge/online brothel/'loony bin' (XPT is all of those and more) as you....fuck off, you social retard/moral imbecile. Gen Padova was right about you, your breath stinks....
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We have something in common. We both hate Da Burglar.
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I'd love to meet the Monkey but I don't think it's legal to fire my shotgun in LA so there seems to be no point in it.
Monkey
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Stop insulting my mother, you can say what you want about me but leave her out of it. I don't masturbate on her when she is asleep, I don't watch her when she showers and I certainly don't slip her date rape drugs to take advantage of her when shes passed out.
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#30156 - 10/25/06 08:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Dead monkey
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I'm going to beat on your ass like you have a vagina. Don't you know i'm loco.
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#30158 - 05/22/09 11:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I hate this thread
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#30160 - 05/24/09 04:36 AM
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I hate this thread
i Think it's kinda funny
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#30161 - 05/24/09 06:04 AM
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I bring a different look to the board, granted most of the time im an asshole which i know and embrace about myself there are times, moments have you when i show brilliance, where i say something that hits a cord one way or another with a lot of readers, where i say something that others either won't say or are afraid to say, i don't care. For that reason alone it wouldn't be smart to ban me, and all the people that hate me still read and reply to the stuff i post, they are drawn to the monkey, against their own will and better judgement. Considering this is the only board i post on if people want to read the monkey they have to come here, it isn't anywhere else, if they don't want to read me then there is many other boards they can go to. Yet this board has the most and best posters of any porn chat forums, that might not be because of me , my ego isn't that huge but its a place where you can say everything and anything without the threats of being banned. Where you swami are very replaceable, your qualities are minimal at best, top 10's and un necessarily long insults that went out of fashion as soon as the movie white men can't jump hit the shelves at your video store, so to me your opinion doesn't count, pointless and useless, not even worthy of a knife fight.
 ^^^ Great fuckin' post!
Getting PM's from my sweet Smelly Monkey makes my day everytime! I honestly don't think sweetness could PM me enough... <3
I'm loving teh beard... 
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