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#299850 - 02/11/08 02:18 PM SweetEva
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Registered: 11/04/05
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If you check this site regularly you will catch her online.

http://www.cam4.com/sweeteva

Its a fucking train wreck. She's Fugly....her voice is like a pot scrubber and Brandon will probably try to hire her but I can't stop watching. People taunt her in chat and she runs the entire gambit of human emotions over the course of 10 minutes while flipping out on cam, talking on the phone or yelling at "Mike" off camera while he's cooking spaghetti and the whole time she's chain smoking and pounding beers.
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#299851 - 02/11/08 02:39 PM Re: SweetEva
freestylah Offline
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Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
This is hilarious!

"Get me a beer, Michael! You're closer."

I will return there for sure, damn fine entertainment.

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#299852 - 02/12/08 11:59 AM Re: SweetEva
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Registered: 11/04/05
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I don't know if Eva will be back online.....apparently she was smoking weed on camera and then the /b/tards harassing her decided to call the cops on her.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xL7XxboVU8Y
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#299853 - 02/12/08 04:15 PM Re: SweetEva
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Registered: 11/18/06
Posts: 57
Loc: Uptown
I just saw her kneel over on cam. Meth does a body good.




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#299854 - 02/13/08 12:44 AM Re: SweetEva
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AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 10/26/07
Posts: 538
Loc: Canada
only in america does one get busted for weed on webcam
lmao

that broad is classic lol...man am i out of the loop
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#299855 - 02/13/08 12:30 PM Re: SweetEva
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
I saw her back online last night and she was taunting people with the fact she only got a ticket for an open container while out in her driveway. This is real reality television.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txFlwPYEeS8
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#299856 - 02/13/08 12:43 PM Re: SweetEva
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Registered: 04/20/05
Posts: 260
proving once again..."There are some things you can't unsee"

I'm home sick with a cold. I think this just added another day of illness. I tried not to click. I really did try...but Satan compelled me forward...
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#299857 - 02/13/08 01:00 PM Re: SweetEva
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Edited by Fiend (02/13/08 02:13 PM)
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#299858 - 02/16/08 05:22 AM Re: SweetEva
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Registered: 11/18/06
Posts: 57
Loc: Uptown
Looks like she's got a fresh bruise on her left cheek to go with the broken wrist.



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#299859 - 02/19/08 12:40 AM Re: SweetEva
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Registered: 12/18/07
Posts: 68
Loc: Orange County, CA
That 40 of Budweiser shows a lot of class....


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#299860 - 02/19/08 02:00 PM Re: SweetEva
Tritone Offline
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Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 1958
Hey, ya think ... Naah, nevermind.

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#299861 - 02/19/08 02:01 PM Re: SweetEva
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Quote:

Hey, ya think ... Naah, nevermind.




To answer your question, yes. She was beaten up by her black pimp.
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#299862 - 02/23/08 07:44 AM Re: SweetEva
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Registered: 11/04/05
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She is sporting a big ass head wound now. SHe claims she fell down...again. The /b/-tards called the cops and saying that her husband Mike was beating her....when the cops showed Mike resisted arrest and they beat the shit out of him. I'm hoping someone recorded and it will be up on youtube soon.
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#299863 - 02/23/08 08:46 PM Re: SweetEva
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Kurt Lockwood LOVES cam4:



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#299864 - 02/24/08 09:30 AM Re: SweetEva
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Eva changed her web cam. Its now:

http://cam4.com/evanmike
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#299865 - 02/24/08 01:55 PM Re: SweetEva
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Registered: 01/21/08
Posts: 353
Loc: Illinois, US, Earth,
Her cam makes me wanna' laugh, cry and puke all at the same time. Does she get paid for this? What is with her arm? With how frail her limbs look, she is either a complete addict or she suffers from the condition that Samuel L. Jackson's character had in the movie Unbreakable .

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#299866 - 02/24/08 05:44 PM Re: SweetEva
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
I despise reality TV and yet I'm fascinated by Eva's web cam. She digusts me on a sexual level yet I'm completely drawn to the cam on other levels. She is an attention whore to the core. It doesn't matter if the attention is good or bad she still thrives on it. When she is yelling out "nigger" or calling the /b/-tards "pukes" and starts screaming and ranting I can't help but laugh my ass off.

She claims she fell and broke her arm. It is entirely plausible since she drinks herself to the point of blacking out. On the other hand she is grossly obnoxious so the possibility of her husband giving her the smack down and causing the numerous injuries she has gotten is also plausible.

She doesn't get paid for the web casts but if she is the most viewed cam on the site in the period of the month she can win $500 bucks. The funny thing is that she can't stay off the cam even after the police have been called twice and her husband has been arrested. Its just the most fucked up thing I've ever seen and I can stop checking in to see whats happening next.
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#299867 - 02/25/08 01:27 PM Re: SweetEva
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Two things-

First what is the deal with that webcam site? Is it free to watch those things, you have to register? Is there spyware or tons o popups involved?

second- this guy mike IS kinda funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwNiFZu-S14&NR=1
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#299868 - 02/25/08 02:01 PM Re: SweetEva
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
Its free to watch. I don't see any pop-ups but I use Firefox along with various plug-ins to block pop-ups and advertisements.

Lastly , she changed the Cam address again:

http://cam4.com/saweeteva
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#299869 - 02/27/08 09:18 PM Re: SweetEva
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Registered: 01/21/08
Posts: 353
Loc: Illinois, US, Earth,
shes back to evanmike

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#299870 - 02/27/08 09:23 PM Re: SweetEva
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
she's such a train wreck it would be scary if it weren't so damn funny. I've been banned 3 times in the last two weeks.
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#299871 - 02/27/08 09:41 PM Re: SweetEva
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Registered: 12/18/07
Posts: 68
Loc: Orange County, CA
Yeah, I am banned from SweetEva, but not her alts of Eva and EvaMike. The night I got banned Mike was beating the shit out of her, including threatening to re-break that arm and break her good one. The most disturbing part was that she kept listening to Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" the whole time. It was fucking weird.

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#299872 - 02/27/08 10:05 PM Re: SweetEva
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
all the while with "chawk-lit rain" playing in the background.



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#299873 - 02/29/08 07:57 PM Re: SweetEva
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Quote:

Its free to watch. I don't see any pop-ups but I use Firefox along with various plug-ins to block pop-ups and advertisements.




It's also free to sign up for a chat identity so you can baffle Eva with odd requests. Some guy kept asking Mike to play the "Cowbell" song which produced several "WAAAAAA!!!"s from Eva every time the song kicked in.
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#299874 - 03/02/08 01:44 PM Re: SweetEva
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
I can't watch.

Too painful for my eyes.

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#299875 - 03/07/08 09:40 PM Re: SweetEva
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
she upgraded to the ceiling mounted arm sling. her shoulder sling wasn't white trash enough.



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#299876 - 03/08/08 08:18 PM Re: SweetEva
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
She's in rare form tonight...

Note the twin cig/beer maneuver:



Now, she's on the phone. With her true love? Phlog?:



"My hand hurts so fucking bad..."


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#299877 - 03/08/08 11:25 PM Re: SweetEva
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
the sofa splits are always a crowd pleaser



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#299878 - 03/09/08 09:21 PM Re: SweetEva
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
"I need more cowbell" t-shirt and an actual cow bell, ftw.



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#299879 - 03/09/08 09:24 PM Re: SweetEva
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
How can you even bare to look at that THING, K1ng!

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#299880 - 03/09/08 09:28 PM Re: SweetEva
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

bare




shouldn't it be "bear"?

whatever.

I have to thank loopnode. His random posting of repulsive pictures has toughened me up enough over time that sweeteva is a walk in the park. Thanks loop.
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#299881 - 03/09/08 09:30 PM Re: SweetEva
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Sweet Eva serves as some kind of dividing line between what is right or wrong.

King and I have stepped over that line in the sand...

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#299882 - 03/10/08 01:32 PM Re: SweetEva
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
Quote:


I have to thank loopnode. His random posting of repulsive pictures has toughened me up enough over time that sweeteva is a walk in the park. Thanks loop.





umm welcome...
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#299883 - 03/10/08 03:25 PM Re: SweetEva
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

the sofa splits are always a crowd pleaser






his cock is melted

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#299884 - 03/11/08 08:28 AM Re: SweetEva
The Cynical Villain Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/21/07
Posts: 187
Loc: Inside A Technocolored Padded ...
don't think there is enough meth and everclear to make me hit that.
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#299885 - 03/11/08 09:52 AM Re: SweetEva
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 12/04/07
Posts: 65
She looks to be transforming into a Gollum-like character.

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#299886 - 03/11/08 10:23 AM Re: SweetEva
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Registered: 01/29/08
Posts: 604
Bur where did she put her precious?
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#299887 - 03/11/08 10:31 AM Re: SweetEva
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
check in your rectum. that's where I keep my car keys, my wallet, my cell phone..................

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#299888 - 03/11/08 10:40 AM Re: SweetEva
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Registered: 01/29/08
Posts: 604
Your neighbours park their cars in yours.
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#299889 - 03/11/08 10:43 AM Re: SweetEva
freestylah Offline
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Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Quote:

Your neighbours park their cars in yours.




Too little, too late...

Story of your life?
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#299890 - 03/11/08 10:45 AM Re: SweetEva
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Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
I'd like to propose a chat session with none other than Sweet Eva herself.

Tony, can you make this happen?????
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#299891 - 03/11/08 10:57 AM Re: SweetEva
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Registered: 01/29/08
Posts: 604
Quote:

Quote:

Your neighbours park their cars in yours.




Too little, too late...

Story of your life?




You care alone.
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#299892 - 03/11/08 11:05 AM Re: SweetEva
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Registered: 03/04/08
Posts: 12
what times is she on, she is an ugly bitch but it looks funny

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#299893 - 03/11/08 11:10 AM Re: SweetEva
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

Your neighbours park their cars in yours.




Like myself, my neighbors can afford the very best. However I wasn't able to fit the SUV, the boat, the lawn tractor, the dune buggy, the Winnebago, the tractor trailer........ I gave them your number, so much more space in there and much lower rent.

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#299894 - 03/11/08 11:19 AM Re: SweetEva
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Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/29/08
Posts: 604
I only do real estate.

Renting is for losers.

Well.
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#299895 - 03/11/08 11:20 AM Re: SweetEva
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
So stadium room only? What about parking? I'm sure you can accommodate.

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#299896 - 03/11/08 11:48 AM Re: SweetEva
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Registered: 01/29/08
Posts: 604
Condominium-class business.

Your windy shack will fit in your canal just fine.
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#299897 - 03/11/08 11:56 AM Re: SweetEva
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Mall of America eh? How much to buy a space for an Orange Julius stand?

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#299898 - 03/11/08 12:00 PM Re: SweetEva
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Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/29/08
Posts: 604
The less lucrative markets are where the scum breeds its offspring.

Go rental, man.
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#299899 - 03/11/08 12:01 PM Re: SweetEva
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Alright, How much to rent a space for an Orange Julius stand then?

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